The situation is urgent and I don’t want to think too much about it. There are only two options before me.
Jump onto the booth and transform into an exhibit.
:Take off your clothes and dress the statue.
:I quit, I rush out and fight with you.
Damn it! Neither one of them works! What should I do? As the two impermanences were about to enter the house, I suddenly felt tremendous pressure. Do you want me to fight with them? You might as well stab me to death.
They're not on the same level at all! I'm used to seeing it on the Internet. What the old *** said about beating monsters beyond the level.
Is it possible for a master who chops down hens in Xinshou Village with a wooden sword in his hand to hit the leader of Zuma with a stick?
Damn! What was I thinking?! Since there was really no other way, I was so anxious that I thought about some irrelevant questions, but when I came back to my senses, I saw that those two white and impermanent feet had already stepped in.
It's over now! I closed my eyes in despair. He's fine now. He doesn't have to choose. The only option is to wait for death. I smiled bitterly.
Just when I was using the skill of waiting to die, Li Chopsticks suddenly rushed over and bumped into two old guys.
"Oh my, it hurts me so much." Li Raf's collision actually stopped the two of them from entering the house, but it also fell to the ground. It took the time to wink at me and told me to be quiet, and I knew better.
, and nodded to it gratefully.
Seeing that the two Wu Chang were obviously stunned, Lao Fan shouted: "You must die!!" Xie Bi'an was also quite angry. You must know that these two brothers were at the level of urban management in the underworld.
No one dared to provoke me even if I was walking sideways on the street. Today I was hit by a little girl. How could I not be angry? I saw Xie Bian also scolded: "Who are you, why are you in such a hurry? Do you want to live..."
kindness?"
Obviously it didn't finish speaking, because it looked at Li Hua while talking, which I have introduced before. Li Hua is extremely beautiful in front of her, and she comes from a wealthy family. She has been groomed since she was a child, and her skin is smooth and supple.
Yes, now that it is dead, it looks fairer because it has more soul than others. It has a pair of charming apricot eyes that are watery. No matter who it is staring at, it will make it have the urge to cherish the beauty. Now it is sitting on the ground, because it is wearing
He was wearing a white robe, and it also deliberately exposed a pair of beautiful jade-like legs. How could he not make these two old perverts jealous?
After Xie Bi'an saw Li Chopsticks' appearance, he saw that he was very wolfish, and sighed in dismay: "Damn, there are actually women with such signs in this underworld, and I didn't know about it?"
But Lao Fan was even more exaggerated. If Xie Bi'an's eyes were so straight, his eyes almost flew out. He was seen dancing and shouting: "Lingxu must die!"
Damn, I can't stop despising these two old guys in my heart. Although I have heard that they are lustful, I didn't expect them to be so blatant. They are just two old mangy dogs!
Xie Bian seemed to have changed his face and said softly to Li Chopsticks: "Girl, are you okay?"
Damn it, can it be any more fake? I forgot who was cursing just now, not to mention that there was Fan Wujiu next to him who kept shouting that he must die, he must die. At this time, he pretended to be a good person.
Is it still useful? While he was talking, he even wanted to reach out to help Li raft. When I saw that his claws had already reached into the door, I suddenly got goosebumps again.
Fortunately, Li Choisticks was smart and stood up in time. Then the two Wu Changs immediately took a step back. At the same time, Li Choisticks also stood outside the door. He only heard Li Choisticks say softly: "Oh,
Who was I at the time? It turned out to be Mr. Xie and Mr. Fan. It’s such an honor for the little girl to meet these two gentlemen today. Please sign your autographs for me."
Although I can't see what's going on outside right now, I can definitely guess that Fan Wujiu, the mentally retarded man, is dancing around, and I just hear him shouting: "You must die, you must die!!"
Just listen to Xie Bian say: "Yes, Yan Quan has no problem. Although we are too busy with official duties and have too many suitors, we always have time to sign autographs for a lady.
There was a bitter smile in my heart, just give me a knife. The two old hooligans didn't look at themselves in the mirror. One of them stuck out his tongue, and the other looked like instant noodles soaked in water. It's damned that someone would like them!
After a while, I only heard a few clattering sounds, which seemed to be the sound of signing with a pen. But in order to save me, Li Chopsticks smiled and said: "By the way, you two gentlemen, what do you want to do here today?"
Xie Bi'an, the old grandson, ran away as soon as he saw the beauty's mouth. He just heard it say: "It's okay. Your impermanent master has a lot of things to do. I came here today just to see if the decorations in this museum are in line with the coins of our capital."
Rong Cimao, by the way, little girl, are you new here?"
Li Fu nodded, and then said: "Yes, Mr. Wuchang, there is nothing interesting here. How about this? I go to a bar with my little sister. How about it?"
"You must die, you must die, you must die!!" I heard Fan Wujiu's excited voice, but this time I didn't use Xie Bian to translate it. I also knew what it meant. The ambition of the wolf was obvious, and then I only heard Xie Bian's voice.
came. However, its voice didn't seem happy. It was obviously saying to Fan Wujiu: "Look at you, why are you so vulgar? How many times have you said this, how do you treat women, especially like this?"
Beautiful young lady, you should be as warm as spring, you know? Spring! Instead of being filthy like you, oh, it’s really a waste of time to teach you, forget it, little sister. Don’t be afraid, my brother’s words are rough.
Not rough."
Well, there is no need to think about what Fan Wujiu must have said to destroy the harmony. Fortunately, no one here except Xie Bian can understand it, so he simply can't hear it and is out of mind. Li Chopsticks smiled and then faced Xie Bian.
Said: "Hehe, you two are so interesting, but I am a serious person, so I can only date one of you. Two brothers, which one of you will accompany me?"
I have to admire Li Fu. He said these words well. The sugar content is too high. At least Renjiahao. This Renjiahao is very powerful. It made the two old perverts feel confused.
It’s no wonder, given the honor of these two gentlemen, I’m afraid there’s nothing they can’t be afraid of except paper figures. If there weren’t paper figures, these two old guys might just be like the vast number of compatriots who are college nerds, they can only
I have quenched my thirst with paper tools. Now that I see such a beautiful girl taking the initiative to throw myself into my arms, there is no reason not to be tempted.
“Me me me!
I heard them both shouting at the same time, and in an instant, the surroundings became extremely quiet. Even I, who was hiding behind the door, felt embarrassed. Li chopsticks were still smart, and I saw him facing the two Wu used one.
He said in a very cute tone: "It's up to Oppa to decide who it is."
Obviously, this sentence of Oppa was like a sharp sword that pierced the hearts of the two old gangsters, making them both have the urge that their own spring has finally come, so they just listened to Xie Bian
Said: "Brother, it's not easy for me, your eldest brother. Are you also looking forward to having a sister-in-law? You go home first. If you don't want to go home, just wait for me at the door of the inn. I promise to solve the problem in thirty seconds.
,what do you think?"
After Xie Bi'an finished speaking, Fan Wujiu shouted to him angrily: "You must die!!"
When Xie Bian heard this, he also became frustrated. He shouted to Fan Wujiu: "Old Ba, if you don't agree, you won't agree. Why are you scolding me? I'm telling you, don't look at it. That's me."
Yes! Did you hear, I told you, I told you! Can you just pity Brother Qi, ah? At worst, I will give it to you next time..."
"Must die!" Before Xie Bian could finish his words, Lao Fan said this angrily. He didn't know how harmonious the words Lao Fan used were. Xie Bian was furious when he heard this, and he saw Xie Bian cursed: "
Bah!! You said you look like a puff and you have the nerve to say that I look like a hanged man? I think you deserve a scolding, don’t you!!?"
"Must die!!"
"Oh, you still scold me, am I giving you some face?"
"Must die, must die!!"
"**, are you so powerful that you still want to kill your brother and me with a knife? Believe it or not, I will kill your whole family??"
"Must die, must die, must die!!"
"Fuck you uncle!!"
I just heard them arguing back and forth, and then there was a "pop," and it was obvious that they were moving. I heard that Fan Wujiu looked very angry, and suddenly I felt that fatal pressure again. It seemed like it was really
After taking action, Fan Wujiu shouted: "You must die!!!"
Then Xie Bi'an sneered and said: "Okay, yes, man, we have agreed that we will go to the back mountain for a duel. Whoever loses will go on his own. We agreed first that we won't take the brick picker with us!"
"Must die!!"
After Fan Wujiu said these words, he flew away. I could feel that the energy was getting farther and farther away. But Xie Bi'an didn't leave yet. He only saw it saying to Li Xiao like a pervert: Xiao
Sister, please wait for me for a while and don’t leave. Your Master Wuchang is going to do some errands and will be back in a while. Don’t be afraid."
I just heard Li Xiao chuckle a few times. Then he said sweetly: "Well, I know, Master Wuchang, ah no, I'll call you Brother Wuchang. You must come back, I'm afraid of you."
Brother, please don’t let me fall into its clutches, okay?”
As soon as Xie Bi'an heard the beauty's words, his image in his heart suddenly became extremely tall. It may be that a belief in heroism came to his mind. I only heard a snapping sound, probably because it was patting his chest, and then
It then proudly said to Li Chopsticks: "Don't worry, sister. Brother will definitely come back victorious. Just wait for me and we will have a good night."
I kept getting goosebumps when I imagined these words coming out of the old hanged man's mouth. This was indeed a bit disgusting. I just heard Li Chopsticks say: "Okay, okay, go quickly, I'll wait."
With you..."
When Li Fei said this, Xie Bian laughed loudly and said: "Okay!! Just wait for me!! I'll be back soon!!"
After saying that, I felt its energy quickly disappear, and then the second half of Li Chopsticks' unfinished sentence slipped out: "What the hell."
I felt the anger of the two old hooligans disappear, and I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. Phew, this is really scary. Fortunately, Li chopsticks are here, otherwise I would really be here today, but speaking of it, the legend is really true.
The old man's words are a bit unreliable. It was said in the book that Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu were Tie Tie's buddies, the kind who exchanged lives for each other. But when they met today, the two treasures actually quarreled over the same woman.
It also evolved to the point where we had to fight each other freely to solve the problem, which had to make me doubt the history books again. But thinking about it, this is understandable, because people's moods are constantly changing, and of course ghosts are also the same.
. Maybe they did have such a relationship when they were still alive, but now that thousands of years have passed, it is estimated that this relationship has faded. I swallowed, then walked to the door. I saw Li
Jia and the old man from the museum who were still stunned.
Li Raf gave me a victory gesture. Obviously, the eldest lady in her lifetime was quite knowledgeable about playing with men. I said to him very gratefully: "Thank you, sister.
Li Hua glanced at me, and then said to me: "Thank you, these two old helpers are typical lower-body animals, and you should play with them."
I also laughed. Indeed, although this matter was thrilling, I didn't expect it to end in this way. I felt relieved when I thought of the arrogant and arrogant look of these two grandsons in front of me and Lao Yi, haha
, let the two of them go dog-eat-dog, anyway, in the end they will both be the same.
So I said to Li Chopsticks: "Then let's leave quickly. They will probably come back to you later. What are you going to do?"
Li Hou looked at me, then sighed and said to me: "It seems that I can only help you so far, because there is no ghost that Wuchang is looking for that can't be found."
I nodded and looked at Li Hua. It had already helped me a lot, and I couldn't keep it because it would harm it. So I said to it, "Then go quickly."
Reincarnate. Thank you. This kindness will never be forgotten. If you can still know me in the next life, I will agree to any request you have."
Li Chopsticks looked at me without saying a word, but his expression was happy. Maybe just as he said, he wanted to experience the feeling of helping others before dying. Now that he has done it, his wish is fulfilled. He has no worries.
Just as Li Chopsticks and I were talking in a low voice, the old man from the museum who had been standing beside him suddenly spoke. He was a little suspicious and also a little surprised and said to me: Young man...are you Lao Jiu's apprentice?"
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