I would also like to say here that the human nature of his uncle is really unpredictable. Even though we all have this shortcoming, even though we know it, we just can't change it.
Uncle Wen gave me a holiday because he must have wanted to run away. It’s his uncle’s fault. He knows best in his heart. Although he is just an old Lan Dao, it goes without saying what the consequences of this thunder-killing corpse will be. I really
I despise him from the bottom of my heart, although I know that this is indeed not a good opportunity. Since Uncle Wen gave me a holiday, Uncle Lin will definitely give Lao Yi a holiday. Without these two old things to be an eyesore, if we want
It must be relatively easy to do something.
Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly. It's easy for him. The old diver is so fierce. How can we fight him? The difference between the two of us is not one or two points. It's like using a machete to openly fight against him.
How can a police officer with a loaded gun have any chance of winning?
This is a veritable act of committing suicide first, and then killing his whole family. It is a human tragedy. It is estimated that if Mr. Zhen Junbo knew that he had become a diver so many years after his death, he would be 120% sure.
Vomiting blood.
It's all the fault of his third son. He couldn't recruit anyone, so he decided to hire someone else's carpenter. In the end, he refused to tell the truth and the whole family suffered, **.
Forget it, thinking so much is in vain and of no use at all. If there are no bad people in this world, then what do we, Mr. Yin and Yang, do? I understand clearly. Bad people make karma, and they will repay their karma after they have done it. If there are no bad people in this world,
If the compensation is completed, then we, Mr. Yin Yang, will help them wipe their karma and eliminate their karma. If there are no bad people, then we will be unemployed.
So I was a little speechless. I finally understood the reason why this ancient special profession of ours exists. If the world is full of good people, where do the evil ghosts come from? Damn it, thinking of this, I can't help but want to curse again, but
I stopped this idea, because all crows in the world are as black as purebreds, and scolding others is equivalent to scolding myself.
I'm not much better, an unlucky guy.
So I said to Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen. Now that I'm gone, what are your plans? What will Aunt Zhen do?"
The reason why these two old guys told me this is because I am smarter than Lao Yi. I can understand the implication of their words. Uncle Wen said to me: "You don't need to worry about this, just go away."
Yes, I am going to take your Aunt Zhen out for a trip. To a larger city or something."
Uncle Lin was sitting on the bed smoking. Hearing what Uncle Wen said, he immediately sneered and said: "It smells shameless."
Then the two old guys resumed their quarrel. Now I really can't stand listening to the two shameless old liars arguing. It was obvious that Uncle Wen just wanted to escape, so I sighed and walked out of the room.
, the wooden floor was old and creaked when I walked on it. When I opened the door, I saw Lao Yi squatting in the corridor and smoking.
So I waved to him. When I came to the end of the corridor, I stood by the window. The 'ghost moon' outside was still so hazy, and the halo around it seemed to be bigger. It was indeed spectacular, reflecting a faint light on the mountains.
It's white, but the thought of an old diver hiding in this mountain makes me feel a little sick.
Lao Yi patted me on the shoulder and asked me: "Lao Cui, what did the two old guys say?"
I smiled bitterly, and then said to him: "What can I say? These two old guys are scared. They haven't figured out what happened this time, so they are ready to run away."
After that, I told him exactly what Uncle Wen said to me just now. Lao Yi sighed after listening to it. Maybe his thoughts at this time were the same as mine just now.
Sometimes, we all think that we are the savior, but if one day, you find that you can't save anyone at all, it proves that you have grown up.
I suddenly remembered this wise saying. It seems that we have really grown up. It turns out that childhood is so beautiful. His uncle. Why do people always want to grow up when they are young, but when they grow up, they always want to go back?
What about when you were a child? Is this the escape mentality of people?
I was disheartened at the time, and for the first time I had the idea of escape. It was not that I was useless, but that the Eight-Yao Sha was too powerful. I am afraid that only Uncle Jiu is still alive to destroy this old bastard. Not at all.
I, two young men in their twenties, can do it.
But when I think about the fact that if we leave, the Zhen family will definitely be wiped out. Just like Lao Fan's words, it 'must die'. This makes me feel a little uncomfortable. This is true, even though they and
I don't have a dime of relationship, but I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm really soft-hearted. Compared to the monks in Harbin, my heart is really too soft.
I smoked cigarettes one after another, but I couldn't calm down. Life is precious, and no one has the right to deprive a person of his life. If I really refuse to save someone, then what will happen to me, the heir to the white road, and those who only know how to do it?
What's the difference between a smooth-talking Landau liar?
Thinking of this, I knocked on the wall unwillingly. Seeing my appearance, Lao Yi shook his head and sighed, and said to me: "Old Cui, if you are really not afraid of death...
Maybe we will have another chance."
Is there still a chance? I was stunned, and turned to look at Lao Yi. I saw Lao Yi looking at me with bright eyes, and then farted loudly at an inappropriate time. His appearance really made me a little afraid.
Compliment, but I don't disbelieve him. I know Lao Yi's personality best. Although he is not good at talking and occasionally suffers from dementia, in principle he will not make mistakes.
So I hurriedly asked him: "You mean you have a way? Is it true?"
Lao Yi nodded, and then he couldn't help but fart.
I quickly asked him: "What is the method? The old diver is so fierce, can we really defeat him?"
Lao Yi seemed a little unsure, but after thinking about it, he said to me: "What do you think is the most powerful spell you can use?"
I was stunned. Nonsense, of course it is the Immortality Wood Unlocking Talisman, but I quickly rejected this view. Although this talisman is overbearing, it can be used once in a lifetime. Besides the Immortal Wood Unleashing Talisman, what else is sharper?
Is it a trick? I thought about it. Suddenly a noun came to my mind.
I blurted out: "talisman array!"
Seeing that his guess was correct, Lao Yi was immediately very happy, so he said: "That's right, in fact, the most powerful thing among the Qimen techniques I have learned is not the three escapes, but the formation. What we just did
Because I was unprepared, I fell for the old diver's trick. After I came out of the room just now, I have been thinking about this problem, how to bring down that old bastard, so I thought of the formation!"
That's right. Why didn't I think of this? Although we can't do it with open swords and guns, we can definitely shoot cold arrows in the back. This is the wise saying that rape is easy to hide and sexual desire is hard to prevent. If we use the formation method, we can still guarantee it.
For the safety of both of us, just use a trap and let it drill. Banerzhuan destroys feudal martial arts. Pianerdao defeats classical qigong. This idea is really great.
Since Lao Yi has been a hand-to-hand fighter recently, I actually forgot that he is an expert in formations. However, I heard Lao Yi say that the most powerful formation he can use seems to be the "Gui Gui Chang" that knocked down Ye Hu.
Fierce Gate'. Although that formation is very powerful, we are still not very sure if we can deal with the Eight-Yao Sha who has already deceived his body. Don't let her run out again. It will be very lively. The two of us can't rape each other.
Being fucked is no fun.
So I asked him: "Are you absolutely sure?"
Lao Yi smiled bitterly. Then he said to me: "If I was completely sure, I wouldn't have to be in such a difficult situation. You also know that the evil door opened by the prisoner's power should not be able to be opened at all.
Old bastard. But do you know why I said that?"
Nonsense, I despised him. If I knew better, I would ask him why, so I said to him: "Stop inking, just tell me."
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "That's because we don't have no chance of winning. We still have thunder to chop wood!"
Lightning splitting wood? What do you mean, where did we have that thing? Just when I was wondering, Lao Yi told me a passage from a note left by his ancestor.
It turns out that everything has a reason. There will be no free things, that is, there will be no free lunch meat. Therefore, if there is a cause, there must be an effect. This is the way of heaven. Even the most poisonous things in the world will be detoxified.
Method, as the saying goes, there must be an antidote within seven steps of a place where poisonous snakes are infested. We are not the first to encounter corpses caused by lightning, and certainly not the last. The white sect gentlemen in ancient times
Based on the principle that all things are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, I discovered something that has a restraining effect on this kind of zombies, and that is the lightning-splitting wood.
Thunder is lightning. Because it strikes around the cemetery, the corpse is stimulated by the electric current and stimulates the evil spirit in the chest to rise up. However, lightning can also be a weapon and can destroy everything in the world. There are usually wild trees and ordinary trees around the cemetery.
Thunder burns, and electricity brings energy, so the branches that are broken by lightning often have thunderous properties and are used to ward off evil spirits. I have heard of this. When I was in high school, it rained heavily and the trees next to my school were damaged.
My uncle chopped it up, and a buddy who came to school from Inner Mongolia happily broke one off, and then whittled it with a carving knife in class all day long, and whittled it into a small wooden sword, which he hung around his neck all day long. He also told me that he
Over at home, this thing can ward off evil spirits.
But at that time, because this kid was not doing well in school and was being punished all day long, I didn't take his words seriously. When I heard what Lao Yi said today, I suddenly remembered that the grandson at that time
What you said is true.
Thinking of this, I asked Lao Yi: "You mean, you can use that lightning to split wood to form an array?"
Lao Yi nodded, farted in a neither humble nor overbearing manner, and said to me: "That's right. I've thought about it. It's completely feasible to use lightning to split wood to form an array. It's recorded in "Three Purities and Wonderful Gates" that the previous
When people set up formations, they basically don't have any tools. They can pick up anything at random, including stones, grass and trees, to form formations. Although I am best at the 'Lihuo Tomb Formation' among the Qimen Five Elements Formations, as long as I have
With enough lightning to split wood, I firmly believe that we will be able to create an enhanced version of the 'Thundering Golden Bell Formation'."
Although I didn't know what the 'Thundering Golden Bell Formation' he was talking about was, it sounded really powerful, so I asked him: "What kind of bell formation are you talking about? It can really bring down those people."
An old diver?"
Lao Yi thought for a while and then said to me: "If my calculations are not wrong, it will definitely work, but..."
I hurriedly asked him: "It's just what, please tell me quickly!"
Lao Yi looked at me and said to me: "It's just that this 'Thundering Golden Bell' is not like the prisoner ghost. It is a primary formation. There is no formation boundary. It cannot prevent the Eight-Yao Evil from running out of the formation, and it cannot catch turtles in the urn."
, this is the disadvantage, so I want to ask you, do you have any talisman array that can trap that Eight-Yao Sha?"
Trapped? This word seems a bit familiar to me, so I thought about it, and it suddenly dawned on me that when I was in college, I did want to set up a talisman array to deal with the female ghost in yellow, but at that time
I was just an unlucky kid who was just beginning to get a glimpse of the world, so I didn't succeed. Now that I think about it, I can even use the Sword Pointing Curse with my Taoist skills at this time, so there shouldn't be any problem with using the Bu Na Talisman Array.
Thinking of this, I felt a burst of ecstasy in my heart. This is really a perfect road. A not-so-perfect plan suddenly appeared in my mind, so I said to Lao Yi: "Of course, I should be able to use a name now."
For the formation of the 'Tongue Holding Lantern', if I remember correctly from the "Three Pure Spells", then this formation can trap even one hundred and eighty night foxes! To trap a zombie, there should be no
question."
When Lao Yi heard what I said, he immediately said excitedly: "Great, then we will play a high-tech, composite formation. You set up the formation on the outside so that the old thing can't escape. I
Set up a formation inside and kill that old bastard!"
I have to say that these words are inspiring enough. Although I have not yet practiced the Chinese and Western method of combining Qimen and talismans, I have said it before. The art of divination can be combined with the magic of Qimen. This talisman of mine
It’s not like my stepmother raised me, so it should work. It’s really refreshing to think about it. Especially when I have no hope in my heart, I suddenly heard that there is such an elegant method. How can I do it?
Don't you want me to feel happy?
Thinking of this, I said to Lao Yi: "It just so happened that his uncle's two magicians gave us a holiday, so we took the opportunity to go back and prepare on the mountain, and then kill the old diver in one fell swoop!"
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "This is simply a God-given opportunity. If nothing else, let's talk about zombie blood. If you are lucky, you can get it."
Yes, if you want to say that this is really about keeping warm and thinking about it, just now, when I was as worried as my third grandson, my mind was full of anger that I was useless and unable to do what I wanted. Now that I see hope, I suddenly remembered that there is still something else.
Speaking of zombie blood, although the old diver may not have any blood, I am now more determined to fight for it and fulfill my obligation of the white faction.
If there is no blood, cut the meat into pieces! I thought fiercely.
Seeing that I was so happy, Lao Yi didn't say anything. I didn't know what he was thinking at the moment. I only heard him fart again, which was loud and not smelly. To my ears, it was like a signal gun at a sports meeting.
Our death-defying race to destroy zombies.
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