We don’t know what tomorrow will be like, what will happen, and who we will meet, so we fear and look forward to tomorrow. But if we knew what tomorrow would be like, would we still look forward to it so much?
It was this morning. I opened my eyes and looked at the ceiling of the small house that had begun to peel off. I don’t know when a spider had settled there. This kind of creature is really tough, even if
You can survive even in a small space, just like us humans. Weaving in our own small inner world are all the gorgeous but empty dreams.
I don’t even know how I came back last night. Indeed, yesterday seemed to be the worst day for me in the past few years. First I found out that Uncle Yuan was pregnant with something evil, and then Liu Yudi confessed to me on the phone, and then...
What came here was that Cao Cao and Cao Cao were here. The rich man actually came to the door by himself and made Lao Yi and I miserable. The most tragic thing is that I lost my job and no one will work in the future.
Now, I can only be a homebody for a short period of time.
To say that impulse is the devil, I smiled bitterly. I wanted to get up, but I felt pain all over my body. It was really dangerous last night. The old cat lady who was possessed by the cat even dislocated my wrist. But it was okay.
, it’s just a dislocation, endure the pain and turn it back, it’s no big deal.
I remember that after Lao Yi and I had almost rested last night, we didn’t stay any longer and helped each other out of the school. Speaking of which, I really have a good reputation for taxis. No matter how late it is, we can get a taxi smoothly.
Since this matter is really too complicated, we decided that it would be better to ask Shi Jueming to discuss countermeasures together today.
But we are all ordinary people. We all have our own lives. Although I don’t have to go to work, Lao Yi and Shi Shi still have to go to work. I asked Lao Yi to take the time to call Shi Shi when he was at work. He will still call Shi Shi tonight.
Let's gather at my house to discuss the fight to the death next week.
I was lying on the bed. Although I was awake, I was unwilling to move. My whole body hurt when I moved. I looked like an old man. I sighed with a wry smile. For his uncle, I am only twenty-two.
, why am I living in such a mess. Originally, my age should be the time to enjoy life. As the saying goes, twenty years of Chinese Spring is the perfect time to pick up girls. But as for me, I live in dire straits all day long.
They say that a good daughter-in-law is always someone else's road is tortuous. But I have not even found a bad wife. I have been troubled by all these shortcomings. I have been abandoned one after another, and even if there are people who like you and want to be with you.
You can't even agree to my confession. This is such a cruel torture.
Just when I was lying on the bed and sighing about life, I suddenly felt the urge to urinate. I must say that I was really unlucky, and now my kidneys are in trouble when I get up in the morning. Since my whole body hurts when I move, I can only hold it in like this. Okay.
After years of education, I have developed an excellent ability to hold in my urine. I remember that when I was in junior high school, my head teacher was not a human being. To put it bluntly, that old woman was a menopausal woman who was not allowed to take time off to go to the toilet even if I had to pee.
We students have suffered. Fortunately, as the saying goes, there are policies and countermeasures, and state-owned and state-owned laws have my own methods. When we, the future flowers of socialism, face too much water, we have developed a body that we can be proud of.
The ability to hold back urine is called mental transfer**.
Now I'm not willing to move. Bao Long and his wife have been traveling in the past two days. I have no choice but to think of other things to divert my attention. To talk about people, it's just a shame. Indeed, everyone knows this.
I know that it’s easy to think about things when I’m quiet. Besides, I’m still a person who likes fantasy, so I thought about what my life will be like in the future if I successfully eliminate the five disadvantages and three shortcomings. Will I
I will have a daughter-in-law who is neither good-looking nor beautiful. If I suffer such a serious injury again in the future, how nice would it be if someone could take care of me?
In fact, when I think about it, I don’t ask for much. As long as it’s a glass of water that’s readily available when I’m thirsty, it may also be the person who can comfort me when I’m sad. Even if the weather in Harbin is cold in winter, two people can do it.
Hug each other to keep each other warm.
But all of this seems far, far away from me.
It seems that things that cannot be done in reality can only be done in dreams. After all, poor people also have the right to have sexual desires. Life has deprived me of my passion, but it cannot imprison our souls. One day our goals will be achieved.
It's time to let out the cry deep in my heart again.
I think what I said is very philosophical, but I can’t say what philosophy it is. I remember that I had similar thoughts before. When I told Lao Yi what I thought at that time, Lao Yi said to me while picking his nose: "Hey
, it’s a coincidence that I have had the same thought as you, I always thought that I could win five million by buying lottery tickets, and then buy a hundred wives and have sex all day long.”
I was speechless at that time and said to him: "Stop it quickly, I still have a hundred wives, and even the roll call will take half an hour."
When I thought about this in bed, I couldn't help but smile bitterly. I thought that Lao Yi was actually the same as me. We were really brothers in distress. We were both young and handsome young men. We had never experienced water before, but when it came to water,
, my bladder felt uncomfortable again. No, I really couldn’t hold it anymore, so I had to endure the pain and ran to the toilet to open the water.
After urinating, I took some water from the washbasin, soaked my black nails for a while, and then gently wiped my whole body with a towel. Once again, I was impressed by the effectiveness of black nails. At the same time, there was a feeling in my heart that I joined in.
The impulsiveness of the ranks of disciples, you must know that this is not impossible. Seeing the war coming, since Yuan Mei can control the old lady cat, it means that it is not a good bird.
But the tragedy is that he is an old bird with ten ghosts to protect his body. Even if the three of us gather together, it will be difficult to defeat him. When the time comes, it will be useless for the three of us, not to mention the lives of the three of us, and it will also affect the people who have nothing to do with this.
This matter has nothing to do with Liu Yudi. If this is the case, when we meet in Yinshi, I will probably even want to get into the toilet.
Uncle Jiu belongs to Nanmao. The reason why I didn't plan to be a disciple before was because I was afraid that Uncle Jiu would be unhappy if he found out about it, but it's different now. I can no longer take care of so many things. As the saying goes, "Qianglong"
Not to mention the local snakes, now I feel more and more powerful that those Northeast wild fairies are stronger. This is the only way to improve their strength in a short period of time.
I secretly made up my mind. After discussing the countermeasures with Shitou Laoyi tonight, I will buy a ticket to go home tomorrow and officially become a disciple of Mrs. Huang. Only then will I officially receive the horse and become a true disciple.
Thinking of this, I got a little angry and smiled bitterly at my fate. There are so many people in this world who want to learn Taoism and they want to go crazy. But they can't learn it. But I, a person who doesn't want to learn Taoism, is forced to do it one after another.
Go and learn. This is just like not being a householder and not knowing how expensive firewood and rice are. If you are not practicing Taoism, you don’t know the three shortcomings. It’s all the uncle’s leisure. What kind of Taoism can you learn if you have a good life?
Who can tell me what this "Tao" thing is?
When the sun set, the injuries on my body were almost healed. Thanks to the black nails, I looked out the window at the bustling pedestrians downstairs. They all had their own stories, happy or sad office workers.
, the expressionless face that has long been tempered by society is like living a life with a layer of human skin mask. Maybe they sometimes have the same doubts as me. What is life, and why are we living it?
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When the moon climbed up to the roof again, Lao Yi and Shi Jueming came. These two guys were quite familiar with cold and heat. They knew that I must not have eaten yet because I was injured, so they bought some food at the hotel first.
The food and wine were packed up, which moved me quite a bit, but since they were all gentlemen, they were not polite. I took some bowls and chopsticks from the kitchen and put them on the table in my small room, and opened some.
Shi Jueming's expression was quite heavy today. Lao Yi had already told Shi Jueming about what happened. I repeated what happened last night in detail during the meal. Shi Jueming never spoke, but seemed to be holding a bottle of beer.
After I told him what was going on, I asked him: "Shitou, you are right. There is really something wrong with that Yuan Mei. Before we could find him, he came to us on his own initiative. What did you say?"
Why would he do this?"
After Shi Jueming thought for a while, he said to the two of us: "To be honest, I didn't expect this to happen so suddenly, but it shouldn't be an accident. If I guessed correctly, then Yuan Mei should be too.
He is proficient in a certain divination technique, which can also explain why he found those hundreds of people to complain about. I guess he must have some ulterior secret. It is definitely not as simple as simply eliminating the five disadvantages and three deficiencies. Otherwise,
He can definitely negotiate peace with us, and even more, with his status and wealth, he can easily kill you two and take away the seven treasures in our hands without leaving any trace."
I think what Shi Jueming said makes sense. If Yuan Mei didn't understand the art of divination, he wouldn't have known that Liu Yudi knew us, and wanted to lure us out through Liu Yudi. After hearing this, Lao Yi held a fish in his mouth
Bones nodded to show that he agreed, but I heard that there was something in Shi Shi's words, so I asked Shi Shi: "Do you mean that Yuan Mei wants to get something from us?"
Shi Jueming nodded to me, and I was stunned. Yuan Mei had everything he wanted, but we poor guys really wanted nothing. Except that Shi Juming was more handsome, and Lao Yi was more dull.
Apart from being relatively poor, I don’t have any advantages. Could it be that that old asshole likes masculine styles and likes to do things like the cut-off-sleeve fetish?
Impossible. Even if he has special hobbies, he is so rich and raising a few baby rabbits is not just for fun, how could he come to us? Could it be...?
I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart, so I asked Shi Jueming: "Doesn't he want the "Sanqingshu" on us!?"
Shi Jueming looked at me and Lao Yi, shook his head, then stroked his glasses and said: "It's too early to draw a conclusion now, although I think so too, you said that since he named the three of us together,
Going there proves that he must have a good understanding of the origins of "The Book of Three Purities". But I'm not sure, but this is the only thing on our body that can arouse his interest. After all, the Seven Treasures are dead objects and can be taken away.
, but "Sanqingshu" has no entity and only exists in our hearts."
After listening to Shitou's words, I also felt that what he said was very reasonable, but what did Yuan Mei want our "Sanqingshu" to do? He was already so fierce, wasn't it enough? So I gave up my doubts.
Shi Jueming listened.
After listening to this, Shi Jueming thought about it and said to me: "This is actually not difficult to understand. The ancients left behind three thousand avenues, but there are very few people who are familiar with them. I don't know if you feel it.
Well, in fact, although we are familiar with "Sanqingshu", we still seem to feel that there is something missing in the book. Here we assume that if there is any secret in "Sanqingshu", if Yuan Mei wants to
Between the three of us, he must have learned this secret from somewhere, otherwise he wouldn’t have gone to such great lengths to find you, and even gave you a hint of intimidation at the beginning.”
I have to say that those who do divination are indeed similar to those who engage in scientific research. Make bold assumptions and think carefully. After Shi Jueming said this, I really felt that there was something missing in the "Three Pure Spells". At that time, Uncle Jiu and
I said that he didn't pass on the 'Seven Deaths Soul Gathering Talisman' to me. I thought that this was the missing one, but when I thought about it today, that was not the case.
Sanqingshu, Sanqingshu, everything started because of you. They say you are a treasure book, but I didn’t expect that you are also a big trouble. You are a hot potato that you can neither eat nor throw away. I miss the founder of Sanqingshu.
When I wrote the book, I never imagined that the things I left behind would affect the fate of many people.
Forget it, I shook my head. Anyway, it’s useless to think about it now. Anyway, we have been forced into this situation. No matter what, let’s find a way to survive next week. Then we will naturally know what Yuan Mei is.
What kind of intestines does the old thief have in his belly?
So I said to Lao Yi and Shitou: "Let's not think about these things now. Let's think about how to survive that week. Judging from Yuan Mei's tone, he probably won't show up that night. It's better to send the cat boss
My wife came out to fight with us. The old lady Cat is so fierce now that I can’t deal with it at all. Shitou, you have a good mind, do you have any good ideas?”
After listening to our descriptions just now, Shi Jueming already had a certain understanding of the old cat lady with red eyes. Although he was a scholar who didn't know how to attack, making suggestions was indeed his specialty. I saw him lowering his head and fiddling with his hands.
The wine bottle in the bottle seemed to be thinking about something. After a while, he suddenly raised his head and said to me and Lao Yi: "Yes!!"
(Second update completed, 4000 words.) (To be continued,)