My grandma is really old. I can feel this every time I come home. Her ears don’t work very well. She has to speak loudly to hear anything she says, but the old lady still misses her very much.
When he saw me coming back, he held my hand and asked questions. I almost couldn't hold back my tears, so I turned around and pinched my nose, wondering why a man like me cried so easily.
Looking at the old lady who looked very distressed after seeing me in this skinny state, I felt unspeakably uncomfortable. At the same time, it also strengthened my confidence to live. I can't die yet, there are still many things waiting for me.
I wanted to do it, so I secretly made up my mind. Isn't he just Yuan Mei? Although Shi Jueming said that he was some kind of immortal reincarnated and an immortal descended to earth, after all, he is still an old gangster. Even if he can control that
What a cat old lady, but I know very well how the ant bites the elephant. Tonight, buddy, I will go to the warehouse to find Huang Santai. When the time comes, the horses from the south and the north will gather together, like the two-in-one of the little bully. Naturally, it will
It’s endless fun, and with our bug formation, it’s not impossible to kill the old master with a stick!
It was night, after I waited for my grandma and dad to fall asleep, I took out the key to the warehouse, the roast chicken dumplings I had prepared and a bottle of white wine and got out of the house. After opening the warehouse, I
Carefully close the door and turn on the light.
The shrine was right in front of me, and that familiar and somewhat disgusting feeling came over me again. This was the unique aura of the Northeast Immortal. I couldn't be more familiar with it. I first pulled out the opening charm to open my eyes, and then arranged the tributes.
Finally, he took out three sticks of incense from the incense table, lit them, and prayed sincerely: "Tainai, please come out. I have something to do with you."
Not long after I finished speaking, I saw a figure slowly emerge on the cement wall next to the examiner, like a painting. It gradually became clearer. As I expected, it was exactly
The sharp-mouthed and monkey-cheeked Huang Santai.
I saw it walking down the wall in one step, then looked at me, smiled at me and said, "You junior, when did you come back?"
Oops, this old guy didn't even know I was back. Fortunately, he was my family's guardian fairy. This information was too ill-informed. It wasn't until later that I found out that this kind of family fairy is just like a human.
To recuperate and recuperate. During the day, you sleep and practice, and when you see the moon at night, you will rise. Unless there is something important happening in this family, the spirit will not appear during the day.
They all say that if you ask for help, you must bow your head first. When I saw this old lady with little feet coming out, I immediately bowed to her with a smile on her face like a slave and said, "My dear, I didn't get home until noon today.
I miss you, so I came to see you. Long time no see. How are you doing?"
When Huang Santai saw what I said, she didn't immediately say anything. She just crossed her legs and sat cross-legged in the air like a kang. At the same time, she stretched out her old hand like a dead branch and grabbed it out of thin air. In front of the shrine,
The roasted chicken flew over. Even though Mrs. Huang is a veteran who has been practicing for many years, she still has a special hobby for things like chicken. This is nature and cannot be changed.
I saw the old lady biting off the neck of the roasted chicken in one bite, then holding the chicken head with her wrinkled hands and sucking it with relish. She didn't know what was so embarrassing about the chicken head, anyway.
It was quite exciting to see her sucking. After sucking for a while, she actually sucked the chicken head, and it turned into something like jelly. The old guy pinched it off in one bite. I was really impressed by how she ate it.
Stunned for a moment.
Mrs. Huang Santai wiped her mouth, and then said to me with a smile: "Junior, speaking of it, I have watched you grow up. I don't know how many tricks you have? Tell me, what do you want to do this time?
Please give me too much milk?"
Damn, this old guy is really straightforward. He knows that my friend, if you have nothing to do with me, will be a traitor or a thief. As soon as I heard what he said, I stopped thinking about those nonsense, so I poured a cup of white wine.
Then he respectfully presented it with both hands and said at the same time: "Tainai, I have thought about it. I want to worship you as my teacher and become a disciple!"
After all, Huang Santai is a veteran of many years and has too many tricks to count. After hearing what I said, she took the liquor in my hand, drank it down, and said: "You are a junior who has not learned anything since you were a child."
, but you are born with a stubborn temper. Why did you suddenly change your temper today? Tell me, did you encounter something?"
I smiled bitterly, and sure enough, I couldn't hide anything from it, so I told it everything about Yuan Mei. After listening to this, the old yellow man's two little eyes rolled around, seeming to be thinking.
What, after a while, it said to me: "No, junior."
I was shocked, why couldn't it work? Didn't it already promise me before? Why did this old yellow man turn his back faster than turning over the book? So I hurriedly said to it: "You're so naughty, haven't you already spoken to Chrysostom before?"
, you said you would accept me as your disciple as soon as I figured it out, why can't you do it today?"
That Mrs. Huang glared at me, and then said sharply to me: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's a small matter for you to lead the horse. Who said I changed my mind?"
I looked at this old yellow man and wondered for a while. Since it is a trivial matter, what does it mean that it just said no? Before I could ask it, it opened its mouth and said to me: "If the person you are talking about is
If it’s my husband’s life, I’m afraid it won’t be of any use even if you worship me as your teacher.”
Hearing what he said, I remembered that whenever a disciple encounters a problem after leading a horse, he will ask the master to take care of him. What Huang Santai said, probably means that even the terrifying Yuan Mei can't fight against it.
Thinking of this, my heart went cold. It can't be like this. If you can't fuck Yuan Mei, wouldn't my trip back be in vain? So I said to Huang Santai with some disappointment: "Isn't it even possible?"
Tai Nai, can you not beat that Yuan Mei?"
Mrs. Huang Santai sighed, took a sip of wine and said to me, "It's not that I can't fight. Have you forgotten that fighting is not your specialty?"
Yes, I suddenly remembered that Mrs. Huang’s profession is to treat people. It’s really hard for her to possess me and challenge others. Why did I just remember this? It’s really depressing. This is terrible.
How to do it?
When Mrs. Huang saw me looking disappointed, she immediately smiled and then said to me, "Don't be afraid, there is nothing we can do about this matter."
When I heard this old guy said there was a way, I was really angry and happy at the same time. I was happy that this old guy wouldn't talk nonsense easily, but I was angry because this old guy likes to breathe heavily when he talks, which made me angry.
Sometimes I am happy and sometimes I am disappointed.
I hurriedly asked this old guy: "You're too naughty. What should I do? Can you just give me a clear path?"
To say that an animal is always an animal. Even if it is transformed into a human form, it will still retain the character of its long hair. Just like the Huang Santai in front of me, Huang Pizi's nature of teasing people seems to have been well preserved in it. It has to be
He said, I have indeed grown up now. Because of this appetizing personality, if I had encountered it four years ago, I would have calmly walked to the yard, picked up a brick, and flipped it over.
Old face.
But now I have endured it. In order to survive, I must endure it. Fortunately, this old guy is really kind to me. After all, he is the protector of my family, so he said to me: "Junior, although you are too
I am proficient in medical skills, but think about it. Among the three thousand and six great immortals in the Northeast, there are more than a few who have true supernatural powers. Besides me, there is also an immortal family living in Zhujiakan. If you have the opportunity
If you have enough, you can ask it to help you."
Damn it, that’s right, anyway, there are these old wild immortals in the Northeast, and most of them hope to achieve enlightenment. Why should I hang this old lady on a tree? I have said it before, the ability of the disciples is clear.
Just like a computer that often downloads pornographic movies, most of the seeds are hacked. These disciples who are out to make a fool of themselves have made the cocks of the great immortals. As soon as the time comes, the great immortals will get on top of them. However, according to common sense, the disciples who are out to do this are
The body is not used by one immortal. In addition to the master that one worships, it sometimes attracts the surrounding immortals to randomly take possession of it.
I heard that some disciples brought more than 200 immortals with them when they went out. This is not impossible, but there are also people among these immortals who fish in troubled waters. They have no real ability to cheat and drink, so they have to find it themselves.
He worshiped several immortals he trusted. To put it simply, he signed some kind of contract with them, and his body could only be used by them, and other immortals could not use it.
In fact, it was because I knew this that I gave up my worries and wanted to join the ranks of disciples. Anyway, this Huang Santai is my family's guardian fairy. Now that it is behind me, it can't harm my body.
When I was thinking about who the great immortal in Longjiang who has magical powers was who Huang Santai said, Huang Santai spoke again. She said to me: "Don't think too much, you have been to that immortal's cave before.
, but the Immortal family does have a good temper, but as long as you worship under my sect first, the Immortal will not make things too difficult for you, do you understand?"
I looked at that Mrs. Huang, and even a fool understood it. How could I not understand? Fortunately, brother, I am not a blind person. Now that I have talked about this, I quickly became a disciple and became a disciple.
The hanging horse, ah, no, he is the leading horse disciple.
So I followed Grandma Huang Santai's instructions. I knelt down first and bowed to the Eight Directions, the Moon and the Patriarch. Then I offered three glasses of wine to the old lady, lit five sticks of incense and the ceremony was completed.
, it will save trouble when you arrive.
After I stood up, I called Mrs. Huang respectfully: "Master."
It was probably the first time for Huang Santai to let horses go, so she was obviously in a good mood. She said to me: "Well, I don't like the title Master. You should call me Tainan from now on. By the way, do you have a nickname?"
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When I think of the ID number, I get worried. Of course I have it, but I'm just embarrassed to say it. And it should be registered below now. This thing is like an ID card. It is proof of Mr. Baipai's identity. Seeing it
Huang Santai asked me, but I didn't dare not answer, so I scratched the back of my head and said to her with a wry smile: "Yes...my Taoist name is...Northeast Yijue."
After hearing what I said, Mrs. Huang looked me up and down, and then said to me: "Don't you see that you are quite crazy for a junior?"
I smiled bitterly and said nothing, thinking in my mind that I am a crazy person, but you, an old yellow guy, haven't met Yingjun Xia yet. He is much crazier than me.
Huang Santai didn't say much. After all, this thing is just a code name. Cats and dogs don't matter to it. She said to me sternly: "You are the best in the Northeast. Today you voluntarily lead the horse. I will decide in the future."
Do you understand that we need to form many good karma in order to show the prestige of our immortal family?"
I nodded solemnly.
Mrs. Huang Santai actually said to me with a very solemn expression: "Kneel down and listen to the true words of Grandmaster!!!" (To be continued,)