Although Harbin is said to be an ice city, it is indeed a dream in summer. It is quite strange to say that the temperature in this small place can reach nearly 20 degrees below zero in winter, but it can be as hot as 30 degrees above zero in summer.
Seven or eight degrees, veritable extreme cold and extreme heat, nine heavens of ice and fire.
Tomorrow is the time to have a hard time with that old bastard Yuan Mei. Today can be said to be the calm before the storm, so the three of us decided that we will not get home unless we get drunk tonight. Whoever is not drunk will be the tortoise.
Since I am a die-hard otaku now, when Lao Yi rang the doorbell, I was still under the quilt lingering with the female ghost in my dream. When I opened the door, I found that Lao Yi had no upper body and was wearing a pair of big pants.
The big mouth clucked outside with its tongue hanging out, and he said with a breath, "Oh my God, it's so hot. It's so damn hot today. I really don't understand why it's so hot this year."
I let Lao Yi into the house with a wry smile on my face. I was no better than him. Bao Long and his wife had already gone home, saying they were preparing to go to Beijing, so I was the only one in this huge room.
The weather is too hot, so I don't care about myself. I put a pair of boxer briefs on my body, which is both vulgar and generous.
Shitou just called. He has something to do and won't be here until after seven o'clock. Seeing that it's only after five o'clock, Lao Yi and I don't know what to do. We can only stare at each other.
looking at.
Lao Yi stuck out his tongue and said to me: "Speaking of Lao Cui, your trip home is really miserable. I see why your face looks like your peripheral nerves are necrotic?"
I sincerely despised this folk artist, because I hadn't had time to tell him about Chang Tianqing. It seemed that he thought that the delayed expression on half of my face was due to peripheral nerve necrosis, which caused the upper part to be enlarged.
So I said to him: "Uncle, you don't want to think that I am not doing this just for myself. I didn't know it would turn out like this."
Lao Yi obviously didn't understand what I said. He looked at my smart appearance and said to me: "Didn't you say last time that you would go home and become a disciple? How about it, is it already the case now?
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Since this matter was quite complicated, I nodded to him. When Lao Yi saw me nodding, he curiously said to me: "Then you are now a disciple. Are you going to change your name to Marshal Ma in the future?"
, and also, why don’t you know how to pay attention to hygiene when you get home? How many days have you not washed your arms?”
I was speechless for a while. I really couldn't talk too much and I heard that I didn't have enough to say, so I burst into tears. I didn't expect that the words of this natural idiot would be so precise that they dug straight into my heart like a pile driver. I let out a long sigh and simply told him
I told him the story of what happened after I returned home.
After hearing what I said, Lao Yi immediately patted my shoulder with emotion and said to me: "I didn't expect that there would be such a charming family fairy in your small place. Don't get angry."
Okay, learn from Zhang Haidi. Even if you are physically disabled but not mentally disabled, even if you are in a wheelchair, you can still contribute to socialism. By the way. What kind of awesome skills did you gain at the cost of facial paralysis? Show your hands and see
Come."
It's his uncle. This old boy was making fun of me and made me depressed, so I said to him angrily: "I'm upset enough. It's hot. Why don't you get in my way?"
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Lao Yi has an easy-going temperament. When he saw what I said, he just laughed and stopped teasing me. He suddenly remembered something and his eyes suddenly changed when he looked at me. He became extremely charming and looked like a little wife.
His expression suddenly gave me goosebumps all over my body, because I really couldn't stand his pure eyes.
So I asked him: "You are possessed by evil spirits. What's going on?"
Lao Yi rubbed his left and right hands repeatedly, and continued to smile at me very innocently and said: "Hey, I remembered something, Brother Cui."
His whole life, Brother Cui, made me want to hang myself. What happened to my grandson today? Did he forget to take his medicine when he went out? So I looked at him with contempt and said to him: "If you have anything to do, please tell me.
Follow me to get through this."
Lao Yi chuckled, and then said to me: "Jianghu, help me, buddy, it will be Yaxin's birthday in a while, and that old bastard, Uncle Lin, hasn't paid me my salary yet, so I want to get it from you first."
A little bit."
So that’s what happened. I looked at Lao Yi. This old boy’s heart is really big. After all this time, he still has the leisure and elegance to celebrate a little girl’s birthday. And when I talk about Zhang Yaxin, I
I'm a little worried. After all, she is Yuan Mei's goddaughter, and she is the only one who knows about me. So why did Yuan Mei find me? I did doubt her, but I always didn't want to believe that this girl would betray her.
Me, maybe it’s because she didn’t know it, I comforted myself.
Listening to Lao Yi talking about Uncle Lin, I couldn't help but think of Uncle Wen again. Although I no longer work for him, I still hold his copper coin sword. Although this thing is not resistant to beating, it is really useful. I also
It was very easy to use. I really didn’t want to return it to him, but there was no other way. A person must walk upright and stand upright. If it’s not your own, you can never take it. So I made up my mind to send the copper coin sword back tomorrow.
, anyway, buddy, I already have this sharp claw, it’s better to return it sooner rather than later.
I just came back from home. When I was leaving, my grandma secretly gave me five hundred yuan. It seemed that I didn't want to take it at all. But the old lady tore it into me and told me, don't stay outside.
It’s my fault that I can buy whatever I want to eat and don’t lose weight. As the old lady took out the money from her handkerchief and gave it to me, I suddenly felt the urge to cry again. The old lady is so old and she still can’t.
Thinking of me, I am afraid that I will never be able to repay this kindness in my lifetime. I sighed and became more determined to resolve all these matters as soon as possible.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with borrowing money from Lao Yi, but when I took the money out of my trouser pocket, my eyes rolled. I looked at Lao Yi and thought to myself, this old boy has been teasing me for so long just now, and this time he won’t do it either.
It was time for me to tease him, so I said to him: "Old Yi, I can lend you some money. It's so hot. Please go downstairs and buy two ice creams."
Sometimes I really wonder where Lao Yi's sweat glands are born. When he heard that he was asked to go downstairs, he immediately stuck out his tongue and shook his head like a rattle and said to me: "Stop talking nonsense, I'm borrowing money from you because of this.
I can't move even if I pick you up. Get it quickly."
I looked at Lao Yi and thought to myself that this old boy really knew who I was and knew that I would definitely lend him money, so he didn’t try to trick me. However, all of this was in my plan, so half of my face was filled with anger.
She smiled treacherously at him and said, "Then let's make a bet. The one who doesn't win money will win the one who goes downstairs to buy ice cream. Do you dare?"
Lao Yi took the money from my hand and put it in his trouser pocket. He said to me: "Okay. I happen to be too hot. How can I bet?"
At this time, the delayed smile on half of my face also appeared. I smiled at him and said: "Arm wrestling. Do you dare?"
When Lao Yi heard that I wanted to arm-wrestle with him, he immediately laughed like an old aunt. He smiled at me very wildly and said: "Oh, haha? You must have taken the wrong medicine today, how dare you arm-wrestle with me? Okay, okay, okay,
I tell you this without any regrets, just wait for me for fifty seconds and I will let you know what is the most amazing thing in the Harbin weightlifting world!"
After saying that, he started to make preparations for the Three Escapes. All of this was seen in my eyes. Of course, I was not just having convulsions. Mainly, I also wanted to know. I borrowed Chang Tianqing’s
After the immortal bone, how strong is the right hand?
Fifty seconds later, Lao Yi's strong and familiar aura mixed with a hot wind hit his face. I saw this old boy arrogantly banging his right elbow on the table, shaking my second-hand notebook.
It started to shake, and he laughed at me and said: "Hahaha! Come on, young man, you are totally asking for your own death!"
I looked at Lao Yi who was completely possessed by Illidan at this moment. Although he didn't have an egg knife, he really looked like his balls hurt now, which made my blood boil a little, so I also raised my right elbow to
There was a bump on the table, and our hands were clasped together.
I nodded to Lao Yi, and with Lao Yi's evil laughter, we both exerted our strength at the same time. It's quite strange to say that when we both exerted our strength at the same time, the 'qi' emitted from our hands
The confrontation also started. If we use color to describe "Qi", the Qi of Lao Yi San Duna should be orange or yellow, but I found that the Qi I emit now is black, just like the locust tree that day.
It's like the energy emitted by Chang Tianqing. Now when I exert my strength, the snake-shaped dirt on my arm suddenly becomes darker and darker. Slowly, it no longer looks like dirt, but like a real black snake.
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I was very surprised to find that my current strength is even comparable to San Dun's fight. Although I can't overwhelm him, how can I not feel happy?
Compared with me, Lao Yi's expression is not that good-looking. Although his expression is still very calm due to San Dun's presence, his bloody nose has deeply betrayed him.
His big eyes were rounded, and he looked at me in great surprise, as if he didn't believe that this was actually true.
As for me, I was secretly happy to the extreme. I really didn’t expect that the strength of my right arm could really compete with Lao Yi. What else should I be afraid of? I already have the power to rival Sandun, but I don’t have Sandun.
At such a speed, I thought to myself, don’t let me seize the opportunity, otherwise, let alone Yuan Mei, I can strangle it to death even if it is Yuan Shikai’s fake corpse!!
Two minutes later, as Lao Yi's physical strength was exhausted, I knocked him to the ground very elegantly. Lao Yi panted and said to me: "Cui Zuofei, are you on a stimulant? Why are you so violent?
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I saw that Lao Yi seemed to suspect that my urobilinogen was positive, so I smiled and helped Lao Yi to the bed and said with a smile: "Stop trying these useless things. If you don't agree, you can always do a urine test. Let me tell you, this is
The new abilities I gained with half of my face!"
Lao Yi lay on the bed and listened to me explain to him the right hand that already had two fairy bones. After he finished listening, he sighed and said to me: "This is okay, it's too perverted."
I looked at my right arm, and now the snake-like thing had turned back into dirt. I was filled with emotions, of course it would work, otherwise why would I have to endure so much suffering? I have to say, this involves a lot of trouble.
The deeper the damage, the greater the damage. Now I am almost no longer like a human or a ghost. If you don't give me some more powerful skills, will I still be alive?
When the stone came, I was sitting on a chair with my legs crossed, very comfortable eating the ice cream that Lao Yi bought downstairs. Lao Yi was very depressed because he lost to me, and he wanted to compete again with me no matter what.
I'm competing on speed. I asked Shitou to sit down while despising Lao Yi. If I'm competing on speed with you, then I'm much better than Wu Lao Er.
After all, a stone is a stone. Even on such a hot day, we were dressed in formal attire. There was not a trace of dirt on the white half-sleeves. Compared with him, Lao Yi and I seemed like children.
When Lao Yi saw that I didn't compete with him, he said to us: "Everyone is here, don't wait any longer. I'm going to starve to death. Go downstairs and start cooking."
Shitou didn't seem too tired, so he nodded with a smile, and the three of us walked downstairs.
If you ask me what is the most enjoyable and famous thing in Harbin in the summer, it is undoubtedly beer. As early as 1990, there was Harbin Beer. Although it was made by old men, it is indeed the earliest brewery in China.
In the summer, barbecue restaurants on the streets of Harbin usually have many small tables outside. Tourists can sit here to rest when they are tired from shopping, have some barbecue, and a cup of cold and refreshing Harbin beer. Hey, don’t mention too many
So cool!
So we went downstairs and found a nearby outdoor barbecue, sat at the table, and talked about the duel with the old cat lady tomorrow. Since we were already familiar with the formation, it would be the same thing if we practiced again.
It's better to talk about something else and relax. After all, these days are really depressing. Things are happening one after another as if they are free, which makes me a little dizzy.
We were all good-natured people. After two bottles of beer, we started chatting. But what should we talk about? I suddenly remembered that although we were all good friends, we didn’t know each other at all before.
Just like last time when Lao Yi told me about his family affairs in Qitaihe, I never had the nerve to ask him whether it was true or false.
As the saying goes, it’s better to choose a day than to hit it, and today is the day. While we were drinking, we all talked about our past. It can be regarded as a sign that we are good brothers wearing the same underwear, so I started to talk about my past.
, I told them all the things I had experienced when I was young. In fact, they knew about the same thing about me, but they still smiled knowingly when I talked about those embarrassing things.
After I finished what I had said before, we happened to drink four bottles of beer each. Seeing that the time was almost up, I took the opportunity to ask Shi Shi what his childhood was like and if he could tell us about Lehehehe.
There is a reason why I asked Shitou first. After all, he and I have been together for the shortest time, and we know only a little about his past, so it is only human nature to want to know more.
Shitou was a bit drunk, and he was obviously a little drunk. He is a typical drunkard, and he likes to blush. When he heard what I said, he suddenly became thoughtful, as if he was thinking about something, and his expression alternated with happiness and joy.
Sadly, after a while, Shitou showed his iconic smile again and said to us: "I... Where should I start?"
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