To say that this thing really scared me, this damn old lady couldn't have lowered her head to me or something, she was her uncle.
I saw Huang Santai pursed her wrinkled cheeks and said to me: "Don't worry, the medicine won't kill you. You are too naughty. I see that you are a pretty good junior, so I will give you this thing. It will only do you good and no harm."
, this is something that ordinary people can’t even dream of, how about you. Why don’t you thank you for being so fond of me?”
After hearing this sentence, I thought to myself, thank you so much, grandma! You haven’t told me what the use of this disgusting nail polish is, so how can I thank you?
So I hurriedly asked: "Ignorant young man, don't you know that you are too fond of me?"
After saying this, it told me the purpose of my blackened little nails. As mentioned before, these tricksters have different abilities, some are cowardly and some are profitable, and some are cowardly.
Similar to Uncle Wen, he knows how to cheat people by eating and drinking, and he just likes to fool people when he has no ability. And those who are interested will have various abilities, some can predict misfortunes, some can catch ghosts, and some can see doctors.
The most evil one is from the 'Lao Hu family', they are cruel by nature and can help you harm others.
And the ability of my little Mrs. Huang is to treat patients and save people. The incense ash she grabbed from the small incense burner just now is the essence of being worshiped by her for so many years. After applying it on my little fingernail, this little old lady with little feet
I breathed three breaths of fairy energy on it and retained its power on my little fingernail.
Because I didn't agree to be its disciple just now, I don't have the qualifications to ask the immortal, but after all this trouble, my little fingernails have some skills like Huang Santai's.
After I heard what it said, I was immediately overjoyed. I thought to myself that it would be better this time. You know, every time I fight with a ghost, I will get hurt at least. With these little nails, how much will I save?
Money? Haha, it’s such a useful thing. Maybe I can use it to make money in the future! If this thing could cure all diseases, that would be really exciting.
So I quickly said to Huang Santai: "Thank you, Mrs. Huang! You gave me such a precious gift, but I don't know how effective this nail is? Can it cure cancer, AIDS or something? Otherwise, you will suffer and leave me with these nine
All your nails should be painted!”
Huang Santai obviously didn't know what cancer and AIDS were. She smiled and said to me: "Junior, don't be too naive. Although you are too naive, I have used my magical power on you, but you are not a disciple after all, so these nails are not
It can only treat some minor illnesses, such as wind and cold, and it can also stop bleeding, do you understand?"
I have to say that God is so unfair to me. When I face every adventure with great hope, he suddenly gives me a warning. This is a twist. I thought it was...
Black nails are so awesome, but I didn’t realize that they are just like a few aspirin and a few Bondi at best.
To put it bluntly, this is simply tasteless!
I finally understood that those online novels are actually all nonsense. The adventures of the protagonists are more awesome than the last. Either they get some treasure and then kill everyone, or they get some magical power and kill the universe instantly. In fact, they are all fake.
It's all a daydream, it's his uncle's fault. I have encountered several adventures, and each time I was more unlucky than the last.
This is fucking life!
I looked at my black nails with a wry smile. The more I looked at them, the more disgusting they became. Why are you so effeminate?
So I couldn't laugh or cry and said to Mrs. Huang: "Well...thank you, Mrs. Huang. I have something else to do, so I won't disturb you for your cleaning. I'll leave first."
I really don’t want to stay with this little-footed old lady for any longer, so it’s better to go back to the house and eat dumplings as it’s the Chinese New Year. Sigh.
Mrs. Huang Santai nodded and said to me: "Well, go back. If you want to be a disciple in the future, come see me again."
After that, the old lady floated to the wall, jumped up and disappeared. I was the only one left in the warehouse. I sighed, walked out of the warehouse and walked back into the house.
My family was having New Year's Eve dinner. When my grandma saw me coming back, she complained a little and said to me, "Why are you calling me when you are out so late? Come over and eat dumplings."
I smiled at my grandma and sat at the table. Since I didn't dare to let my family see my black nails, I could only curl my little finger, pick up the chopsticks, and hastily finished the dumplings before returning to my room.
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Lying on the bed, what I heard was the sound of the elders continuing to play mahjong. I looked at the little fingernail, and my heart became confused again. I didn’t expect that this person who was celebrating the New Year would not stop. He actually let me know that.
Such a thing. I hope God will bless the three immortals to find the pipe and pot as soon as possible. If any monster really comes out, it will be a big mess. I won’t talk about other places, but in Harbin, I
He and Lao Yi are already running out of time to take care of themselves, so do they still have time to conquer demons?
I have to say, why do you think there are so many people with convulsions now? Are you tired of living a good life? Or you still have a psychological problem. If you don't have anything to do, you can grab the "Tai Sui Skin" and steal the "Hundred People's Complaint".
Isn't this idle? And that beast who let the female ghost go, uncle, why did he let the female ghost go free? Lao Yi and I have been in fear for two years, and we still don't have a clue.
When it comes to people, you really can’t have any abilities. If you already have abilities, it’s better to think in a wrong place. Suddenly an idea came to my mind, that is, it’s better to be a common man. Although they say that people are like swordsmen and I am like fish and meat.
.But after all, ignorance is blessing. At the very least, you can live a solid life.
I suddenly had the feeling that if I could survive this two-year period, I would return to Longjiang. I really didn’t want to live in this kind of fearful life anymore. When I returned to Longjiang, even if I had to put a picture on the street
You can live a stable life in a small stall.
Oh, forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore, it’s useless to think about anything now. I looked at my greasy-looking black nails and heard Huang Santai say that these nails can stop bleeding. I suddenly became very curious, so I sat up.
Use it to scratch hard on the back of your left hand.
A cut was made on the back of my left hand, and blood immediately oozed out. I began to look at the wound attentively, looking forward to the moment of witnessing a miracle.
Fifteen minutes later, I felt my eyes were a little sore, and the small opening closed little by little. I swear, I really wanted to find a pair of scissors and cut off these disgusting black nails.
It took fifteen minutes to recover. Is this called a supernatural power? It seems that even a skinny person can do it! Damn it, I have the urge to be fooled by that Mrs. Huang.
They say that time is ruthless, and the same is true for people. You say that I am a handsome young man in his twenties. I have three shortcomings and five shortcomings. My fingernails are long, but now I seem to have such a layer of passionate black nails.
Damn it, if others look at me, they will think that I am a second-rate person. Who should I ask to reason with?
Forget it, it's useless to think about this anymore, just make peace with it now. I thought about the truth that God will never starve to death, and I fell asleep in a daze.
Strangely enough, I actually dreamed about the escaped female ghost again. I have dreamed about this dream many times. It still turned its back to me and walked forward unhurriedly, and I kept walking forward every time.
I was so stupid that I chased after it. When I grabbed its shoulder, as expected, it woke up.
What does this broken dream mean? I opened my eyes, and it was already the morning of the first day of the new year. His uncle’s first dream of the new year turned out to be a nightmare. It seems that this year is not much better.
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I wiped the shit from my eyes and remembered Uncle Wen's famous line, 'Every day there are dreams, and the soul predicts good and bad luck.' Bah, bah, bah, I shook my head hastily, it seems that I spent time with that old bastard.
After a long time, he has a tendency to become a liar. This is not good. What the hell does that old guy know?
Fortunately, the past few days after the Chinese New Year have been quite quiet. I have nothing to do. I stay at home and watch "Journey to the West" all day long. There is also the "Journey to the West" sequel. I watch the monkeys and patients on the TV.
It's like having cervical spondylosis. I can't turn my neck or open my mouth to speak. I feel the power of domestic TV series again. The fighting scenes are as if the disc is jammed. One scene can be played over and over again five or six times. It's so confusing.
The most terrifying thing is the opening song, which also says 'I want to become a fairy and my happiness is boundless~~~'. I don't understand how such a reactionary song can pass the review?
On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, the elders of my family visited Nianzishan again. Of course, I followed them. Old Liu’s family in Nianzishan was still the same as it was a few years ago. It was quite a big yard with chickens, ducks and geese roaming around.
Time is not forgiving, and Mrs. Liu has a lot more white hair, and the old lady seems to have some trouble with her head. When she saw us coming, although we still knew each other, she was the one who grabbed my uncle's hand.
Hands, kept mumbling: "Have any of you seen my eldest son outside? Why hasn't he come back since he went out to work for so many years?"
When my elders saw the old lady like this, they hurriedly tried to persuade her and told her some white lies. It was nothing more than that your eldest son was having a career outside now and would only come back after making a lot of money.
After coaxing the old lady, Uncle Liu greeted us to the house. Sure enough, there was still no news about Uncle Liu Xi. It was only said by someone who went out to work in the village a few years ago that he seemed to have seen Uncle Liu in Harbin, but that was just
Guess, not sure.
At this time Liu Yudi called me out and went to her room. When she returned home, Liu Yudi took off her light makeup and now looked naked, looking very real.
She told me that she was grateful for the Harbin sausage I gave her that day. When the old lady saw her bringing something back during the Chinese New Year, she praised her for being smart, so this little girl thanked me very much.
She sat on the bed and I sat on the stool. I told her it was okay while looking at her small room. It was a typical little girl's room with many dolls and toys, but the placement of this item really attracted me.
Yes, I have seen it in the ancient books in Uncle Wen's shop. This seems to be a Feng Shui placement. There is a small fish tank hanging on the window, with a small red fish swimming in it. If I guessed correctly, this seems to be the 'Golden Carp'
The situation of "Hualong".
Of course, this game does not really turn the little red fish into a dragon, but it is a good omen for people who are born in water. Liu Yudi is a "drought-loaded water" life, but this water is stagnant water. Although it is clear, it is
It's not smart, but if there is such a Feng Shui bureau in this house, if there are fish in the water, it will become smart.
This may have been done by Uncle Liu. How pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are.
In the afternoon, a group of us were about to set off back to Longjiang. Liu Yudi asked for my mobile phone number in Harbin and said that if I had nothing to do, I would come and visit her. I nodded to her. I wanted to say
We have really gotten along well since childhood. After all, our attributes complement each other. I am born with wood and she is born with water.
If you say that I have a typical philistine mentality, I just want to think about anything when I encounter something. I thought to myself, this girl is so beautiful now, it is really beyond my expectation. If it happens again between us
How nice would it be to have something?
Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly. My uncle, it’s better not to think about these things. They all say that they are full and warm, but now I still look like I have been short-lived for two years, and I have five shortcomings and three shortcomings. I want to breathe.
It's difficult for children.
It's better not to think about it, first think about how to find the female ghost when you return to Harbin tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
I looked out the car window at the desolate Nianzi Mountain, with its undulating mountains. Although the mountains here are not that high, they still have a unique scenery. In early spring, the snow has melted, leaving only the bare mountains showing a dark color.
The afternoon sun shines on my face through the car window, which is warm and gives people a lazy feeling. The car is driving in the direction of Longjiang, but at this time, I have not yet found my own direction.
Just take it one step at a time, no matter how far it is, I always comfort myself like this.
The scenery outside the window keeps going backwards, and the new year has just begun.