Emperor Ming Yan said calmly: "Do you have anything to say?"
Jia Shiyi didn't realize something was wrong until he witnessed Emperor Ming Yan and Tang Shi getting along with each other today.
He seemed to have made a mistake... He hesitated and handed over the paper in his hand, "I haven't sent this secret report yet."
Emperor Ming Yan took it, looked at it for a few times, and sneered, "What did you say when I ordered you to come?"
Jia 11 replied: "Protect the county monarch, observe her words and deeds and report in detail."
"You still know!" Emperor Ming Yan said angrily: "I asked you to come here to protect her! Did I ask you to picket and impeach the Zhengzheng regulations? I didn't ask you to be the censor! If you act too smart and neglect your duties, if
If the real jade is destroyed, even your ten lives will not be enough to pay for it!"
He directly threw the secret report in his face, "'You are a stupid ass with no sense of the overall situation.' This sentence is very accurate for you! Get out of here, if you don't want to do it, then you never have to do it again!"
Jia Shiyi turned pale and retreated.
Emperor Ming Yan closed his eyes, still thinking about Tang Shi's words.
"Now that the Holy Emperor is patrolling the north, do you think he is just hanging out and having fun? He is here for the world! To ensure the peace of the people, to maintain peace and stability, such as border military affairs, people's livelihood and economy...these are the top priorities! I will do this now
I am standing on the cusp of the storm, and if anyone confronts me, the Holy One will protect me!"
She, a little lady, can see it so clearly, but it's a pity that many people who claim to be smart can't understand it!
Thinking about when he stepped into Dongfeng County yesterday, the scenery was completely different from other places, the spacious and level roads, the rickshaws running around, everyone had smiles on their faces, and the feeling of rushing forward in life...Think again
I want to go all the way, install it in the carriage, and have the "fan" in everyone's hand...
It is not surprising that such a magical little lady has a strange temper.
In the Tang Dynasty, after dealing with the emperor in the white dragon fish suit, he felt that he had passed the test, so he breathed a sigh of relief and just waited for the Holy Emperor to arrive in two or three days, just going through the motions.
She asked someone to burn some jars the size of rouge jars to make essential oil ointment.
Under the current conditions, it is difficult to make a real essential oil ointment. After all, it is difficult to achieve low temperature, constant temperature, and constant humidity. However, it is very easy to make the essential oil first and then add beeswax to make a simple essential oil ointment. It takes a lot of time.
In one morning, more than a dozen cans were made.
This kind of stuff is refreshing and most suitable for scholars. Xu Wenqu’s place gave me a few cans, and Sheng Qi’s place also gave me a few cans...
On a hot day, she didn't even enter the room, but spread out paper outside to write letters.
Then she saw Ding Xiaoyan bringing Emperor Ming Yan in again.
Tang Shi smiled and said: "Mr. Sheng, you are really lucky. You also study, right?"
She gave him two jars: "This is called essential oil ointment. I just made it. It's mint. When you're tired from studying or sleepy, use this to apply on both sides of the sun to refresh yourself and keep you from going out at night."
I’m sleepy, I’ll give you two cans to use!”
Emperor Ming Yan sighed, opened it and took a look. It was indeed good. He sat down next to him and said, "Just call me Uncle Shi."
Tang Shi didn't care either: "Oh, Uncle Shi."
Emperor Ming Yan asked: "What are you doing? Writing a letter?"
Tang Shi nodded, and Emperor Ming Yan looked at it from a distance: "You have to practice your calligraphy well."
"What do you know!" Tang Shi was dissatisfied: "My calligraphy can prevent counterfeiting! No one can imitate it. You can tell at a glance that I wrote it myself."
Emperor Ming Yan snorted without saying anything, and asked again: "Who are you writing this to? Who do you want to give this to?"
Tang Shi said: "Give it to your husband and my brother, and then give it to Sheng Qi and Yan Dong."
After a while, she asked him: "How do you write the word green in green?"
Emperor Ming Yan took a long breath, looked at her eyes that were very similar to those of the imperial concubine, and looked at her so naturally. He really couldn't say no, so he wrote her a letter. After a while, she asked again
:
“How do you write the word zebra?”
"How to write "cooling down and eliminating heat"?
Even when the prince was a child, Emperor Ming Yan never taught people to write like this.
He couldn't bear it anymore: "Why don't you ask someone to write it for you! What on earth are you writing?"
Tang Shi said: "I'm almost finished writing, Nuo." She showed him the paper. Her handwriting was big and she couldn't write much on one piece of paper. Then she saw what was written on it: "The fruit is round and moon-shaped, light green with dark markings, melon."
The flesh is red, the seeds are black, very juicy, super sweet..."
Emperor Ming Yan said: "What is this?"
"Watermelon," Tang Shi said, "I asked people to plant it. It is already ripe. Please accompany me to finish writing this letter, and I will treat you to it secretly."
Emperor Ming Yan said: "You planted it yourself, why did you do it secretly?"
"Because I want to give it to the emperor," Tang Shi said matter-of-factly: "This is a rare thing. Give it to the emperor and please him, so he won't deal with me secretly."
Emperor Ming Yan glared: "Why does he want to deal with you secretly? Just because of those two idiots Yan Liangchou?"
"Don't you understand this?" Tang Shi sighed: "The so-called parents mean that no matter how stinky their children are, they think they are delicious. Whatever their children do is right... I am just an outsider, no matter what.
You can’t compare it with other people’s family ties.”
Emperor Ming Yan looked at this cheerful little lady, her eyelashes trembled when she said these words, her face was nonchalant, but she hid her sadness, and couldn't help but feel a little sad.
Thinking about her life experience, that obscure adoptive mother... His voice softened by three points: "Since you knew you were afraid, why didn't you take a step back in the first place?"
"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" Tang Shi said sonorously.
After finishing speaking, she wrote a few words and suddenly said almost inaudibly: "My surname is Yan! From beginning to end, I have no right to choose!"
Emperor Ming Yan was speechless.
So Emperor Ming Yan actually accompanied her to finish the letter and taught her more than a dozen words.
Then she took him out of the house and sent Ding Xiaoyan to call two rickshaws. Then she and Emperor Ming Yan got on the rickshaw and ran away, leaving Ding Xiaoyan and Gu Jiuxing looking at each other.
Emperor Yan of the Ming Dynasty saw this kind of car as soon as he entered the county town. Now he finally had the opportunity to try it himself. He felt that it was really good.
Tang Shi chatted with the man as he walked and asked how the man Yan Tingyue had smoked before was doing.
The man smiled and said: "It's okay, it's just a little skin injury. He kept bragging, saying that the injury was blocked for Empress Fu." There was a hint of envy behind his words.
Tang Shi said, "Tell him for me that he can replace the rickshaw he pulls with a new one for free in his lifetime. If the rickshaw is old or broken, he can drag it to the workshop for replacement."
Emperor Ming Yan raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this.
This may seem ordinary and not as real as silver, but it is equivalent to putting a hat on this "**" to "prevent disasters for the Queen of Fortune". Since he is proud of this, handling it this way is what he really wants.
Because watermelons are suitable for sandy soil, they were planted in a relatively remote location. When I got out of the car, I saw someone guarding me. When I saw Tang Shi, I greeted him with a smile.
Tang Shi smiled and said: "Pick a cooked one and I'll treat it to others."
The man smiled and agreed, picked one and went to the well to get water to wash it. Emperor Ming Yan was looking at the melon field with his hands behind his back.
The eyes are full of green, the leaves are rolling, and they are dotted with countless round watermelons. At a glance, it is really gratifying.
Emperor Yan of the Ming Dynasty went to the field and touched the watermelon. He found that the skin of the watermelon was smooth and weighed seven or eight kilograms.
A young man next to him called him: "Hey, old man, don't do anything, Madam Fu doesn't want to move around!"
Emperor Ming Yan said with a smile: "I just took a look."
He put down the melon and touched the soil. The soil was rough and not fertile at all. If he planted grain, he wouldn't get much. If watermelon could be grown in such soil, people in many places would have a way to survive.
.
Emperor Ming Yan stood up and patted the dirt on his hands, "Have you ever eaten this kind of melon?"
"Have eaten it!" The man said: "It will be ripe in June. Empress Fu said it is called watermelon, and we didn't dare to eat it. Empress Fu took us to eat it. She said that the first person to eat anything must be
People, we are all heroes who dare to be the first in the world! It doesn’t matter if I don’t take it for two months.”
Emperor Ming Yan smiled and said: "How delicious is it?"
"Okay!" The man said, "It's sweet and delicious!"
Tang Shi called him from a distance: "Uncle Shi! Come and eat melon!"
Halfway through, she burst into laughter. Of course Emperor Ming Yan didn't know the meaning of "eating melons and watching a show", so he walked over without thinking much when he saw her laughing.