Qi Jing said calmly: "I was thinking, if there is no fourth rabbit, what would you say to me... I didn't expect you didn't say anything." He said, "I didn't expect you to be such a person.
, actually trying to muddle through!"
Tang Shiyue showed the most innocent expression: "To be fair, Qi Xiaolang, weren't you the one who invited me to the mountain?"
Qi Xiaolang glanced at her again, and Tang Shiyue laughed out loud: "Okay, I do want to use you to do something, but how did you know?"
The corners of Qi Xiaolang's mouth curved: "You never do anything out of line, but whenever you do it, there must be a reason."
Tang Shiyue was stunned.
Indeed, she never challenges the rules unnecessarily.
For example, in this ancient time when filial piety was paramount, no matter how much she bothered Mr. Wang, she would never leave anything to blame. Also, in this era of "men and women not being intimate," she never publicly stayed alone with Qi Jing.
.
It's not that you're afraid, but that it's unnecessary. If a person wants to challenge the rules, he will inevitably face a blow like a storm. Challenging the rules without enough benefits is not courageous, but stupid.
But she didn't expect that Qi Jing could actually see this.
At this moment, she actually had a feeling of spiritual compatibility. If she met him in modern times, if he was an uncle over thirty years old, no matter what he did, she would definitely flirt with him!
Flirting with him! It must be very interesting to flirt with such a serious straight man!
What a pity...he is just a young grass now!
Tang Shiyue sighed regretfully.
Qi Jing glanced at her quietly, "What are you thinking about?"
She was wondering why Jun didn’t grow old even after I gave birth to him, and whether Shukong had no chance of survival? She shook her head, “It’s nothing.”
He said: "What do you want to do? Do you need my help?"
"No need," Tang Shiyue said, "I just want to use you to add fuel to the fire."
She was going to get rich soon, and the family hadn't been separated yet. She was tied up with her hands and feet in doing things, so she couldn't wait any longer... Tang Guihua just happened to bump into her, and she could use Qi Xiaolang to gong Gonggonghuo!
The two took a leisurely trip and only got half a basket of black tiger palm mushrooms and two pheasants. Tang Shiyue took the pheasants to Tang's fourth uncle's house, divided half of the black tiger palm mushrooms into a stew, and the aroma filled the courtyard when he lifted the pot.
, Tang Shiyue brought a bowl of chicken soup and a steamed cake to send home, and then they ate together.
After dinner, Tang Shiyue and Qi Jing walked out of the small wine shop and went back to their respective houses. When they walked to the door, they suddenly smelled a stench.
Tang Shiyue paused and looked over in the moonlight. He saw that someone had dumped a pile of stuff at the door at some point. It looked like pig manure. Xiao Yaoer suddenly covered her nose: "Sister!
It stinks!”
Tang Shiyue couldn't help but retched twice and took a few steps back.
What a miscalculation! I forgot that they like to engage in this kind of pooping tactics! His meowing is so disgusting, why can't we have a good talk!
At this time, Tang Guihua was quietly hiding aside and watching, feeling very proud. If she couldn't deal with her openly, she would do it secretly! She was just a yellow-haired girl with no hair all the way around! What was she afraid of?
See what she can do!
Tang Shiyue quickly made calculations in his mind.
The last time she dealt with Tang Shiyin, she was caught by surprise. With her small body, she couldn't deal with Tang Guihua.
So, what should we do? How can we solve the problem quickly and efficiently, without leaving a single leaf on the body, and still let her reap the consequences?
Tang Shiyue only thought about it for a few seconds, then turned around and walked down, conveniently placing Xiao Yao'er in the corner and asking her to stay there. The shabby house was on the slope, and she walked down to the river.
What does she want to do?
Tang Guihua felt strange. She couldn't help but stretched out her head and took a look. Seeing no movement, she simply walked over and stretched her neck to look over there.
At this moment, she suddenly felt a movement on her head. Tang Guihua was startled and turned her head suddenly. Under the moonlight, she saw Tang Shiyue standing a few steps away, shaking the thing in his hand towards her, and then suddenly
Throw it into the dung heap!
There was a soft popping sound, and it took several seconds before Tang Guihua came back to her senses, touched her head, and screamed immediately.
Tang Shiyue quickly took a few steps back.
What she threw was the silver hairpin that Tang Osmanthus never left her body. It was quite big, heavy, and sharp. With just a slight throw, it sank into the bottom of the pig manure.
Tang Guihua was so angry that she rushed forward with her hands and screamed: "I'll tear off your stinky frame..."
Tang Shiyue quickly got out of the way and shouted loudly: "Help! Help!"
Suddenly a figure flashed in the diagonal stab, and then he kicked up. Tang Guihua screamed, and flew out like a cloud, and then did a Linghu Chong style of landing on the ground, flat on the sand and falling on the sand... and sat down on the manure.
There was a splash of pig manure.
Tang Shiyue's sincere cry for help was stuck.
Suddenly a scene about a hero saving a beauty was inserted, which disrupted her train of thought!
Fortunately, everyone heard it at this time and ran out one after another. Mrs. Zhou was close and heard her voice again. She came out the fastest. She supported her and said hurriedly: "Girl Yue, are you okay?"
Tang Shiyue said: "Auntie, save me! My sister-in-law wants to beat me to death!"
Madam Zhou turned around and was immediately shocked: "What's going on!"
At this time, Tang Guihua had already stood up. She was really mad and her voice was split: "I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you, this shameless naughty girl! I'm going to kill you!"
She rushed up, but was pulled and blocked by Mrs. Zhou and several other women. They all said, "What's going on!"
"Ouch, where did there come from so much pig manure!"
"What a hatred! Pile pig manure in front of someone's house!"
Tang Shiyue cried and said: "I just came out after eating at Aunt Zhou's house. When I came back, I saw a lot of pig manure at the door. Then my sister-in-law rushed up to beat me and called me shameless..."
Tang Guihua was so angry that she jumped on her feet and yelled: "You shameless little bastard! You are a bastard who specializes in seducing threesomes! You are shameless and shameless, and you want a man before your hair even grows."
You are so greedy, I am not afraid that things will kill you..."
After hearing what he said, all the village women blushed.
This scolding was really the fault of the wife. No one in the village even had the nerve to scold such a married woman, let alone an unmarried young lady.
Tang Shiyue wasn't pretending this time, she really didn't understand. Tang Guihua spoke very fast, with a very strong local accent, and her words were very rural. With all her two generations of experience combined, she didn't understand either...
Under the light of the torch and lantern, the young lady looked confused and murmured: "Aren't we talking about pig manure?"
Several village women were both sympathetic and amused, and they started talking hastily: "Yes, who is it, and how did you get pig manure at the door of someone's house!"
Someone said, "Who else could it be? Tang Guihua didn't do it herself!"
After Tang Guihua finished scolding her fiercely, she gradually came to her senses and said angrily: "She even threw my hairpin into the feces!"
Tang Shiyue said: "If you didn't come and hit me, how could the hairpin fall off? If you didn't pull the pig manure yourself, how could the hairpin fall into the pig manure?"
Everyone laughed and said, "That's right! You didn't make it yourself!"
Tang Guihua said angrily: "She threw it in for me on purpose! She also instigated a wild man to kick me!
The wild man prayed: "..."
He took a step forward and said coldly: "I heard the little lady of the Tang family calling for help. After I went out, I saw her running away. Someone wanted to beat her, and they kept saying they wanted to kill her. She looked like a wolf and a tiger. I couldn't see in the dark.
I didn't know who it was, so I kicked him out of desperation."
Tang Guihua didn't know until this moment that the person who kicked her was Qi Jing.
Her unruly attitude immediately stopped, and she lowered her hands on her hips. She was so angry, anxious, and embarrassed that she didn't say anything for a long time.
It was only then that Mrs. Sun and Mr. He heard the sound, and hurried over, asking before anyone else: "What are you doing! A large group of people got together to bully my daughter in the middle of the night!" (To be continued)