Before Bai Yang could find anything useful at home, his stomach growled in protest. Only then did he realize that he hadn't eaten anything since he got up and the instant noodles were missing somewhere.
"It's already three o'clock in the afternoon"!
Taking out his cell phone, Bai Yang grinned. No wonder his stomach was growling.
He knew that his cooking skills were only in the novice stage where he could eat but not taste good. It was better not to think about cooking food by himself in the kitchen. The best way to solve his hunger problem was instant noodles...
"Hazy, it's gone. I remember I bought a box on the 10th of last month." Bai Yang was dumbfounded when he opened the drawer and took a look.
Then he began to think that his mother got off work at five o'clock, and it should be at least half past five when she got home. If she had to cook, it might not be until seven o'clock. By then, he would be too hungry to move.
As for my father, he doesn’t get off work until six o’clock, so his cooking skills are not as good as mine.
"Okay, it seems I have to go out to deal with it, but I don't have much pocket money..."
The extremely troubled Bai Yang scratched his head.
In this tangled state of mind, a thought suddenly appeared in his mind. It seemed that there was good food to eat 'next door'!
Tiger meat, I have never eaten it in my entire life...
With such thoughts in my mind, I couldn't stop it. I felt uncomfortable all over. I wandered around the living room for a few times, then gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, and tried my best!
I rushed to the kitchen, picked up a pan, tried it, nodded, found a nylon rope and tied it to the back, picked up a stainless steel pot lid, and twisted a boning knife that my mother usually used to chop the ribs.
, after being 'fully armed', take a deep breath.
Let's go...
Whoosh, he disappeared in his kitchen in an instant.
The reason why he tied the pan to his back and took the stainless steel lid was to prevent cold arrows in the jungle. The boning knife was of course meant to cut off a piece of tiger meat and eat it, although he also thought about dragging the tiger over and slowing down.
Take it slow, but considering that the tiger is too big, although the spacious living room can barely accommodate it, it may have to crush many things, and if it makes the house bloody, his mother will not beat him to death when she comes back...
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Bai Yang's mother is very fierce. The dean of a key university in this city asked you if you are afraid. Unfortunately, the university Bai Yang attended was the school where his mother worked. During school, he was called a good boy. Don't look at him.
It's his own, but his mother didn't care who you were when he was in school and treated you equally. But then again, Bai Yang is also lucky, otherwise he might not be able to graduate with his lazy temperament. After all, he is his biological child...
As for Bai Yang’s father, he has run a furniture factory by himself. Bai Yang doesn’t want to know the specific situation, but considering that his family spent more than one million to buy a three-bedroom, one-living, 130-square-meter community.
Since his father paid for the house in one lump sum, the income should be pretty good. If he hadn't had such a father and mother, how would he have had the chance to sit around at home and find a job?
He cautiously appeared 'over there', paid close attention to the surrounding movements, and found that there was no danger. He ran to the dead tiger and took a close look at the tiger.
Bai Yang had seen wild beasts like tigers in the zoo, but compared with the dead tiger in front of him, the ones in the zoo were all hot chicks, looking like kittens in terms of body shape.
As the saying goes, a tiger's power remains strong after death. Standing three meters away from the dead tiger, Bai Yang knew that the tiger was already dead and could no longer die, but Bai Yang hesitated and hesitated but did not dare to go over.
"Huh..., you can do it, don't be afraid, this dead cat is already dead, just chop it"!
After constantly cheering himself up, he walked over cautiously, as if he was about to run away at any moment, for fear that the dead tiger would get up and pounce on him.
Finally, I came to the side of the tiger. I kicked it with my foot and took a quick step back. It was okay. I was relieved.
"Grandson, aren't you very fierce? You almost scared me to death before, but you should give me another try."
Faced with a dead tiger, Bai Yang was so blind that if the tiger moved, he would be sure to run away as soon as possible. This is the mentality of ordinary people. As a person who grew up in a modern city and has not received any special training, he can still be expected to be awesome.
The sky, the earth, and the air were pounding. I'm afraid the so-called special forces would have to kneel down when encountering this fierce tiger, let alone a semi-waste urban otaku like him.
"She's so big, I don't know how much it would cost if she were sold in the vegetable market. It could be as big as three big fat pigs. Especially this tiger skin. If it were completely finished, it would be worth millions and people would be rushing to get it.
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He was muttering in his heart, but Bai Yang knew that if he dared to sell this thing, his parents would probably go to prison to deliver food to him the next day. This does not mean that he does not have the spirit of adventure and young people.
He has courage, but he has enough food and clothing to live a fine life. Why should he take that risk? The way for a gentleman to survive is not to stand under a dangerous wall!
"The value of this tiger in the eyes of some people is probably no less than tens of millions. It was all made...".
Sighing with gritted teeth in his heart, Bai Yang raised his knife and cut with the boning knife. Panting from exhaustion, he finally cut off a tiger's front leg. Good guy, it's even as good as a cow's leg, not to mention how hard the bone is.
By the way, if the quality of his boning knives wasn't good, I would be impressed.
"Just this leg is enough for a few days."
After twisting the tiger's legs, one leg alone may weigh no less than 30 pounds, and I don't know how it grew.
After getting the things and preparing to go back, he suddenly smiled obscenely. What is the most valuable thing on the tiger? Of course it is that one, hehe...
Good guy, Bai Yang worked again for a full ten minutes before he got the one out of the tiger's belly. It was two feet long and as thick as a child's arm...
"Good stuff, let's drink some wine, that guy..." He lowered his head and looked at a certain part of himself. Bai Yang didn't dare to think about it anymore. He was still young and fierce, so he didn't need... But who would dislike him more?
It's more powerful, right?
"Go back and cook meat to eat...".
After returning home again, I went to the kitchen and used various knives in the kitchen to start processing the tiger's legs. I peeled off the skin, chopped off the claws, and threw away a few obvious features. Nature will destroy the body and eliminate all traces.
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For the rest, he worked hard again, chopped it into several pieces with a boning knife and put it in the refrigerator for next time. He left a piece of meat weighing three kilograms and a tiger bone, rinsed it and threw it into the pot.
"Hey...how do you stew tiger meat?"
He didn't understand, but he didn't get entangled. If you asked a thousand questions about Pepsi, there would always be an answer. After searching, the simplest way is to stew, which is very good and easy. Just add half a pot of water, add some ginger, garlic and salt, and think
After thinking about it, he added a few dried chili peppers, closed the lid and turned on the heat, brought it to a boil over high heat, knocked off the float, and then changed to a low heat to simmer...
"Tiger meat, my God, I can take it orally now." Looking at the steaming pot, Bai Yang almost drooled. He knew that the taste would definitely not be too good, but he still couldn't help but smell it with his nose.
This thing had to be simmered for an hour. After ten minutes, he got impatient. Then he saw the tiger whip next to him, slapped his forehead, and forgot about this thing.
"Tiger penis wine, tiger penis wine, how do you make it...".
Searching on the Internet, the easiest way is to just throw high-strength liquor into it, seal it and soak it for a while. Although there are better ways to deal with it that can better reflect the value, Bai Yang decisively gave up other methods because he found it troublesome.
Opening his wallet, he took out three old people's heads with great pain and went out. After wandering half a street, he finally found a place that sold loose liquor. After some haggling, he took away a jar of twenty kilograms of fifty for two hundred and fifty yuan.
The second degree of liquor was taken away with the jar.
After coming back, I threw the cleaned tiger whip into the jar, covered it with dozens of layers of plastic wrap, tied it up with a rope, sealed it, and put it under the bed in the bedroom, done...!
"I don't know if this stuff can promote secondary growth after being brewed and drunk."
After I was busy working, I remembered what was being stewed in the kitchen, so I patted my head and went to the kitchen.
Bai Yang twitched his nose a few times, closed his eyes, and murmured to himself: "This taste... is so special. It only has some ginger, garlic and salt added, but it is obviously meat, so how can it have a faint sweet aroma?"
Very comfortable".
The taste was so special that Bai Yang couldn't help but want to taste it. Seeing that the time was almost up, he turned off the heat, found a big bowl, made himself a big bowl of soup, and took out a few pieces of meat that had been boiled into milky white.
Put the lid on and leave it to your parents. Although parents are unreliable, sons should know how to repay the kindness of raising them.
I brought a large bowl of tiger meat soup to the living room, let it dry for a while, the temperature was almost the same, I took a sip with a spoon, closed my eyes and savored it...
"I really don't have the potential to be a gourmet. This thing doesn't seem to be much different from hen soup."
Shaking his head, he finished a large bowl of soup with a few puffs. He devoured the tiger meat and touched his belly. He felt comfortable after eating...
"What's the point of being able to go there by myself? I didn't wear an ancestral jade pendant, nor was I given an electric shock, nor did I have a high fever or be hit by a car, nor did an electronic sound appear inexplicably in my mind. Why is it so inexplicable?
can freely move from here to there, and what is that place over there? Judging from the sun and the tiger in the sky, it is not the earth at all. The sun on the earth is not that big and it is not that color, and
There are no such big tigers on the earth. Who is the person who shot the tiger? It seems that we have to find a way to get something useful. Go over there and find out what is going on there. The place we are going over is a huge forest with so many poisonous insects and beasts.
, what should I prepare to ensure my own safety... This damn weather, it's already afternoon, why is it still so hot..."
After eating, Bai Yang sat comfortably on the sofa in the posture of Uncle Ge, looking at the ceiling and thinking in his mind. He thought about it in a mess, touched his forehead, and his hands were covered with sweat.
"Oh no, it's getting hotter and hotter. I'm going, I have a nosebleed..." Two streams of heat flowed down from Bai Yang's nostrils, and he couldn't stop them. His whole body was so hot and dry...
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