A cluster of red flames flashed, even though it was only a blink of an eye, a small tree as tall as a man nearby was burned to ashes.
"Tsk, the temperature is too high and it's hard to control it," Bai Yang said, scratching his head and saying silently.
He started to prepare on his own, not paying attention to Lan Xin's 'threat'.
Lan Xin was puzzled and asked: "Brother Bai, what are you doing? Is this the exciting thing you think of? Let me go, you don't want to burn me with fire, do you? Although it is exciting enough, what if you burn me to death?"
What a mess, Bai Yang sweated violently, looked at her and said: "Just you? A fire can burn you to ashes, pull it down, it's still exciting... don't move."
Look, what are you doing? Lan Xin didn't understand and looked at Bai Yang.
Baiyang poked his butt and groped around the edge, and finally picked up a little charcoal from the roots of the small tree that had been burned to ashes.
As soon as he turned around, Ma Dan almost came face to face with Lan Xin.
Lan Xin wanted to find out what tricks Bai Yang was playing and was watching with great interest, but he suddenly turned around.
"What are you doing?" Lan Xin asked without retreating at all, glaring at her beautiful eyes.
Bai Yang rolled his eyes, and when he stuck out his tongue, he could lick Lan Xin's lips. He curled his lips, tilted his head back a little, picked up the charcoal in his hand, and greeted Lan Xin's face.
"Hey, what do you want to do?" Lan Xin glared, but did not give in. Out of trust in his good friend, no matter what you do, it won't hurt me anyway.
Bai Yang didn't say anything, but he put charcoal on her face, painted her eyebrows in a fancy way, and drew a beard on her tender lips and below her nose. The charcoal residue fell off when she moved it a little.
After he finished, he stepped back a little, looked at it, nodded and said, "Let's do it."
"What's going on?" Lan Xin rolled her eyes, not paying attention to Bai Yang's graffiti on her face.
Bai Yang didn't say anything. He took out a small mirror, then used charcoal to paint his face, thickened his eyebrows, and added a beard. Finally, his face was so gaudy that even his mother didn't recognize it.
Then he grinned and made a fierce expression and asked Lan Xin: "Is it fierce?"
Pfft..., Lan Xin smiled silently and said: "The fierce yarn, in your words, is quite cute. By the way, Brother Bai, what on earth do you want to do?"
Bai Yang didn't answer, but moved the mirror in front of Lan Xin and said, "You are quite cute too."
"Oh no, I have trained a beautiful girl into you to be so stinky?" Lan Xin stared, looking at her originally white face that was so dark that she was speechless.
Bai Yang patted his butt and stood up. He waved his hand and walked toward the road with a rusty sword in his hand. He said, "Brother Lan, let's go quickly. I'll take you to something more fun."
"Hey, wait for me." Lan Xin's eyes lit up, and she didn't care about her face being ruined by Bai Yang, and followed her with a sharp sword.
However, Bai Yang took two steps, threw the big knife, stuck his buttocks out and bent down.
Lan Xin was walking in a hurry and didn't pay attention, and her belly suddenly hit Bai Yang's butt.
Bang, Bai Yang fell to the ground and took a mouthful of grass. He turned over and glared at Lan Xin and said, "Holding the grass, what are you doing?"
Lan Xin rubbed her belly and said speechlessly: "You ask me, why am I asking you, if you don't want me to follow you? You are sticking your butt out to make hairs."
"Uh, my fault, I suddenly thought that I need to get a prop," Bai Yang said, scratching his head in embarrassment.
Then he took off his pure white gown, tore it off and took out a piece of white cloth, on which he wrote the word "rob" in charcoal, tied it to a branch and inserted it into his waist. Then he stood up, shouldered a big knife and said, "Let's go, let's go, let's go."
Let’s go rob!”
"Robbery? Who are you robbing?" Lan Xin became interested, and Ma Liu followed.
It's so exciting. Robbery is not a good idea. It's the first time I'm so nervous...
On the road more than 500 meters away from Bai Yang and the others, in the direction of Baishigou Town, a large group of people came quickly. There were more than a hundred people, and most of them were guards with cold eyes. They were wearing armor and holding swords as they looked around cautiously.
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This group of people brought with them more than a dozen carriages, and it was unknown what the large and small boxes contained. However, the exquisite carriage at the center of the crowd was heavily protected.
"Everyone, cheer up and don't have any accidents."
Beside the exquisite carriage, a burly middle-aged man wearing pitch black armor and holding a spear rode on a powerful horse and loudly warned others.
No one answered, the atmosphere was very serious, everyone's hand was placed closest to the weapon, ready to draw a knife to kill anyone at any time.
"Stop! Ahem..."
At this moment, a loud roar came from the road ahead of them.
The sound of paralysis was so loud that it almost broke his voice. Bai Yang was speechless while coughing.
"Who are you, get out!" Beside the carriage, the strong man roared angrily, riding his horse to the front immediately, waving his hand to signal the team to stop, and looking ahead warily.
Bai Yang stood in the middle of the road with a big knife on his shoulder, a small stick stuck behind him, and a piece of white cloth on the stick fluttering in the wind. He banged the big knife on the ground and shouted: "Did you see it? Robbery!"
Lan Xin stood beside Bai Yang with great interest, holding the long sword and nodded in agreement: "Yes, robbery!"
Bai Yang was speechless. He turned around and looked at Lan Xin and said, "Brother Lan, you can't do this. You have to be more aggressive. It's not professional at first sight."
Lan Xin raised her eyebrows, stared at her beautiful eyes and showed her white teeth and said: "Robbery!" After that, she asked Bai Yang: "Is this enough?"
"Well, it's almost done." Bai Yang nodded and looked forward.
A group of people in front looked at each other, where did this crazy guy come from? You two are still robbing people, do you think you can scare people by painting your face with charcoal like a ghost?
The strong man at the head put down the spear in his hand, looked at Bai Yang and Lan Xin sympathetically and said, "Two of you, are you encountering any difficulties? It doesn't matter, tell me, we are all brothers in the world. If there are any difficulties, I will
Can I help you two?"
Bai Yang stopped at that time, pointed at the other person and glared: "What, you didn't see the robbery? How are you sending the beggars? I tell you, everyone should be serious. Now when the robbery is going on, the men will stand on the right and the women will stand on the right.
On the left, those who are neither men nor women stand in the middle!"
"Yes, stand in the middle." Lan Xin nodded and praised Bai Yang.
Pfft...hahahaha...
A large group of people, the atmosphere was quite solemn at first. They thought they were really being robbed. Unexpectedly, when they met these two funny people, everyone burst into laughter.
"Brothers? Are you from that theater troupe? How funny."
"Yeah, why haven't I met such a funny troupe before? Why don't you hang out with us? Just make us happy and keep food and clothing safe."
"Hey, don't tell me, these two guys are really having fun."
A group of people pointed at Bai Yang and Lan Xin and laughed.
Lan Xin smiled awkwardly, looked at Bai Yang, blinked and asked, "Brother Bai, what are you going to do next? Speaking of robbing, we are not professional, look at it, it's all a joke."
That's what he said, but Lan Xin was excited and a little embarrassed at the same time. She was robbing someone. Usually only bad guys do this. She didn't expect to learn bad things after following Brother Bai for two days.
Ahem, Bai Yang's face turned red, this happened.
Then he glared, pointed over there and said to Lan Xin: "Brother Lan, it's up to you now. Go over and knock them all down. I'll be responsible for waving the flag and cheering you!"
"It's no problem to get down. Although there are many of them, only one of them is a warrior, and at most he is a third-level warrior. But are you sure that this piece of rag like you can help?" Lan Xin looked at Bai Yang and said with disdain.
"Don't worry about the details, it's more or less what it means. We're not professionals anyway," Bai Yang said awkwardly.
The piece of cloth behind him is purely for fun and encouragement.
Lan Xin curled her lips, said nothing, put her toes on the ground, and rushed over with a swish sound.
When Lan Xin moved, a look of horror flashed in the eyes of the strong man opposite him. He no longer had the sympathetic expression before. He raised his spear in his hand and shouted: "Everyone..."
Before he had time to say "heart", a shoe sole quickly enlarged in his sight, and then his head shook, and his entire body of about two hundred pounds flew out like a cloud and mist, and fell to the ground with a thud. He was so dizzy that he couldn't get up.
Even though Lan Xin is young, her skills are very good. She was already a warrior when she met Bai Yang. Later, she ate so many elixirs, earth milk essences and so on in the Hulu Valley, and her strength was close to that of a samurai. How can she deal with these people?
It's not like playing.
Ping-ring-pong-rang, ping-ring-pong-rang...
Amidst a burst of exclamations and screams, within ten minutes, all the people were lying down. Finally, Lan Xin stepped on the leader of the other guard. He couldn't get up no matter how hard he struggled. She turned around and asked Bai Yang: "Brother Bai, is it true?"
It’s very fun, is this what it feels like to bully the weak? No wonder my two brothers liked to take a group of people to the streets when they had nothing to do... What’s next?”
Do your brother and the others still have this dark history?
Bai Yang sweated, and then he walked over with a machete on his shoulder again, dressed as a happy mental patient, with his nostrils raised in contempt of a group of people and said: "I told you about robbery, why don't you believe it? Laugh, you laugh again.
show me?"
No one can laugh now.
"Who are you?"
The guard leader who was stepped on by Lan Xin looked horrified. He tried to move but Lan Xin couldn't get up even if he tried hard, so he could only ask loudly.
Bai Yang came over, stood in front of him and said, "Listen up, let's change our names or not. People in the world call them Black Wind and Two Evils. I am Black Wind and he is Double Evil. Together we are Black Wind and Two Evils."
Now the robbery has officially begun, do you have any comments?"
The guard leader was so depressed that he vomited blood. He said that these two people were joking. Their strength was terrible. He said that they were robbing. Sir, can you be more serious?
"My skills are not as good as those of others. If you want to kill me, I'll cut you into pieces." The guard leader glared. She is a bachelor.
"Can I get some candy if I kill you? Don't give me this nonsense. Now, immediately, immediately, hand over all the gold, silver, jewelry, martial arts secrets, moonlight treasure box, etc., and strive for leniency, or I will let you see the red knife.
In Bai Dao Zi out, yes, I said it wrong on purpose!" Bai Yang glared.
Listening to Bai Yang's messy robbery excuses, the group of guys who were robbed looked confused.
What a weird encounter!
"Pfft..."
In this weird atmosphere, some people couldn't help laughing.
Lan Xin looked at Bai Yang, meaning to ask how to solve this kind of laughing situation.
"Oh, there are actually people who can laugh. Stand up and show me." Bai Yang looked at the source of the sound with a half-smile while holding a big knife.
On the exquisite carriage protected by this group of people, the curtain was opened, and a girl wearing a goose-yellow dress stood out. She looked about 28 years old, had a sweet appearance, and a pair of smiling eyes.
She was smiling, but the two maids behind her were as uneasy as frightened little rabbits.
"You two are so skilled, why bother making fun of us?" The girl on the carriage looked at Bai Yang and the two of them, dumbfounded.
Lan Xin looked at Bai Yang and asked in a low voice: "Brother Bai, don't be afraid. You have ruined my face. What will you do next?"
Bai Yang whistled and winked at Lan Xin and said, "The fun will come next. Come on, let's go over and tease her!"
(As long as you’re happy, it’s super joyful when the stone is written anyway)