The two of them continued on the road under the bright sun. Under the influence of the freezing charm, apart from the fact that the sun was dazzling, the journey was actually quite pleasant. Especially after putting on a pair of sunglasses, the sunshine in the desert was actually very gentle.
…
With one foot deep and one foot deep, Song Dao asked with a confused look on his face: "Old Bai, are you sure that thing is an air conditioner?"
"Yes, that's right. Didn't you also feel the coolness?" Bai Yang nodded with certainty, with such a tone that he almost believed it.
"But……"
"Shut up, if I ask again if you believe I'll be beaten to death!"
After asking this question eight hundred times, Bai Yang almost couldn't help but tamper with his memory.
"No, what I want to say is where are we?" Song Dao said while standing on a sand dune.
Bai Yang's expression froze, and then he said confidently: "How did I know?"
The two of them continued on from where Bai Yang made the freezing talisman. Since they didn't have to endure the scorching heat, they moved very quickly. They walked for several hours and advanced at least fifty kilometers.
However, at this moment, there were only sand dunes around them, and the desert was all the same. There was not even a reference point, who knows where.
"Take out the map and study it. I hope you won't deviate too far from the route across the desert," Song Dao said.
Bai Yang smiled, looked at him with a strange look on his face and said, "I don't have a map here!"
Underwear, Song Dao felt that he was struck by lightning, pointed at Bai Yang and said in confusion: "You don't have a map there?"
"Yes, you have?"
"..."
The two of them had prepared everything except the map!
Although the map of the Sahara is useless, at least the compass can tell where one is roughly. However, both of them have forgotten this. Who should they cry to?
Each one is more pitiful than the other...
"What should we do?" Song Dao was dumbfounded.
Shrugging, Bai Yang pointed to the horizon and said: "What else can I do? The sun is going down. Find a place to camp. Don't look at the heat in the desert during the day that makes your crotch water. It will freeze your vagina at night."
"The big sand dune over there is good." Song Dao accepted his fate and pointed to a sand dune in the distance.
It looked not far away, but in fact it was at least three kilometers away from them. If we walked there, it would be almost time for the sun to set.
After finally arriving at the destination, after a busy schedule, the camp was set up. Song Dao lay on the hot sand, gnawed on compressed biscuits and drank water. Looking at the sunset on the horizon, he said: "I kind of miss the soft big bed at home."
"Regret has come so quickly now. It's only a day's journey away." Bai Yang said beside him. Who would eat the compressed biscuits if they are so unpalatable? What he ate were vacuum-packed chicken legs...
"It's not my style to give up halfway." Song Daodao said stubbornly.
Bai Yang threw away the chicken bones and looked at him and said: "You are going to work in half a month. You can do it at our speed. Let's not talk about success or failure. It will take at least two months to cross the desert. You must be in a hurry.
?”
"It doesn't matter where you go. When the time comes, the satellite phone will call the helicopter to pick you up... Where are you going?" Song Dao was straightforward, but before he could finish his words, he saw Bai Yang getting up and running away, with a look of astonishment on his face.
Bai Yang turned around and made a silent gesture towards him, then lay down on the top of the sand dune and pretended to be dead.
Are you having a convulsion in your head?
Song Dao was speechless. He glanced at the sky occasionally and understood Bai Yang's intention. He said speechlessly: "Are you looking for death?"
Several hundred meters in the air, an eagle with wings spread two meters away hovered, obviously thinking that they were targets.
"Stop talking, wait for the eagle to rush down, I will catch it, and then we will roast the eagle and eat it," Bai Yang replied in a low voice.
"Either you are crazy or I am crazy. The eagle swoops down and its powerful claws can pierce your skull. You still want to catch it with your bare hands." Song Dao was speechless, and then Ma Liu assembled the crossbow.
When being targeted by an eagle, it is impossible to give up after the opponent is sure that he will not succeed, so necessary precautions are indispensable.
However, Song Yiyi, who was immersed in assembling the crossbow, only heard a gust of wind, followed by the brief neighing of an eagle. When he looked up, he saw Bai Yang dragging the dead eagle this way.
"What happened?" Song Dao asked blankly.
Shaking the eagle with its neck broken in his hand, Bai Yang said, "This is what happened. Just when you were assembling the crossbow, this beast flew down and wanted to eat me. Then I stood up and grabbed its neck.
Killed by a slap, that’s what happens.”
"I don't study well, don't lie to me." Song Dao was confused.
"Believe it or not?" Bai Yang curled his lips, I won't tell you that I said you just used your mind to pull it off without paying attention.
Ma Liu took out a knife and cut off the eagle's neck to bleed it. Later, he would skin and remove its internal organs and roast it on the fire to eat.
That's right, it's just skin peeling. Where can I find water to scald my hair now...
Song Daotou squatted beside the poplar in confusion, watching him quickly skin and remove the eagle's internal organs. He thought for a moment and said: "Uncle Bai, although I think your ability to catch the eagle is amazing, where are you going to find firewood later?"
Bake it away? Sand can't be ignited!"
"I saw it just now. There are dry branches over there. I'll pick them up later," Bai Yang said confidently, gesturing blindly with his hands without any accurate direction.
"Impossible, there are none around," Song Dao jumped up and said.
He and Bai Yang have always been together. How could Bai Yang not see it when he saw it?
Baiyang had already cleaned up the eagle at this time. The eagle looked very big, but in fact it was not much bigger than a big rooster after skinning and removing its feathers. It was very clean because of the cheating with telekinesis.
Throwing the cleaned eagle into Song Daodao's arms, Bai Yang said, "Wait a moment, I'll get it over and you'll know."
More than ten minutes later, Song Yiyi really saw Bai Yang coming back with a bundle of dry firewood. He rubbed his eyes, yes, Bai Yang really brought it!
"Do you believe it now?" Bai Yang threw a large bundle of dry firewood on the ground and said, "In order to avoid your sight, I ran away to another world. Is it easy? I..."
Song Dao seriously doubts life. This is fucking unscientific, but the facts are right in front of him!
He always feels like something is wrong, but he just can't figure it out!
The sun sets, night falls, and the sky is filled with stars.
The bonfire was crackling, and many parts of the eagle's surface were scorched. There was no way, Bai Yang's cooking skills were really not very good.
However, this roasted eagle exudes a rich fragrance.
Song Dao was really confused. Who could he ask to explain that Bai Yang came to the desert and prepared various condiments in the package?
"Brother, are you sure you're not here for vacation?" Song Daodao said numbly.
"I'm just here for vacation. Well, it's almost time. Let's eat it, pure natural game." Bai Yang nodded affirmatively and divided half of the eagle to Song Dao with a knife.
Song Daodao stopped worrying. No matter what was wrong with him, he would eat first. After chewing the compressed biscuits for a day, he almost felt like a bird in his mouth.
It’s not that he didn’t bring vacuum-packed meat, he just couldn’t bear to eat it. When he saw the lavish Bai Yang, he decided to wait for him to finish eating and keep his own to save his life...
When he was almost done eating, Song Dao looked up at Bai Yang and asked, "Do you feel something is wrong?"
"I know, we are being targeted, to be precise, we are being targeted by wolves," Bai Yang said while spitting out the bones. Although his skills were not very good, the eagle meat was quite chewy.
Song blinked and then ran to the sand dune to take a look. Through the moonlight, he saw pairs of green eyes approaching in the distance, a lot of them!
Shaking all over, Song Dao ran down and picked up the crossbow and said: "Old Bai, we are going to be doomed. There are at least hundreds of desert wolves approaching us. We are really doomed. Brother, I'm sorry, it's me.
It’s harmed...well..."
Song Yiyi was already in despair when faced with hundreds of desert wolves. However, when he saw what Bai Yang took out from his backpack and threw to him, he was dumbfounded and doubtful about life.
Bai Yang said while assembling the AK magazine and loading the bullet: "I noticed a wolf in the distance before. It should be the scout of the wolf pack. Sure enough, after a while, a large group of people were attracted. What are you doing in a daze? This thing is better than
The fire stick in your hand is useful."
As he spoke, Bai Yang pulled the gun bolt with a click and walked up the sand dune with AK on his back.
"Damn it, you still have this thing? Why didn't I know? Where did it come from?" Song Dao threw away the crossbow and picked up the AK Monkey Ring. While speaking, his hands did not stop, and he was assembling the magazine.
Even though he is a second-generation player, he has played everything there is to play.
"Uncle, this is Africa. Isn't it easy to do this? I went to a store to buy it while you and the black girl were having sex. Come on, the wolves are coming, and they are coming up..." Bai Yang was blind.
Flirting.
Although he always felt that something was wrong, Song Yiyi couldn't explain it. With a confused attitude, he came to the sand dune and stood side by side with Bai Yang.
Under the moonlight, more than a hundred desert wolves were attracted by the smell of the eagle's blood. Their green eyes were piercing, and they were approaching the two of them in a semi-encirclement.
"What are you doing standing still? Open fire. Do you still want to fight them hand-to-hand?"
Looking at the wolves a hundred meters away, Bai Yang yelled and decisively opened fire.
Click, click, click, the AK sprayed tongues of fire, bullets whizzed across the night sky, and the desert wolves in the distance fell one by one.
Song Yiyi reacted and opened fire too.
Okay, the wolves are also dead. We, a group of brothers, finally found prey in the desert where birds don't poop. We originally relied on the wolves to have more strength, but you actually cheated and used AK to shoot. It's just bullying. No,
It's a bully wolf...
Within half a minute, the wolves rushed to the street, leaving behind 90% of the carcasses. Only a few scattered wolves ran away with their tails between their legs.
When you go out hunting and encounter two unreasonable people, you won’t be able to live like this...
"Is this the end?" Song Daodao said blankly while holding the hot ak.
"I don't know, maybe the carcasses of these wolves will attract others, such as lions or something, so we have to have someone to keep watch at night," Bai Yang said carelessly, carrying the ak.
Where are you? If I wasn't afraid of scaring you, I would drive an armored car to crush those wolves!
"Okay, you go to bed first, and I'll stay up until midnight," Song Dao volunteered.
"Okay" Bai Yang didn't fight with him, carried the ak back to the camp, entered the tent and got into a sleeping bag.
Whether you keep vigil or not is just a formality, as long as I am here, you can hold on!
