It is difficult for a hero to be a beauty, and it has been difficult for enemies to kill since ancient times. No matter how gorgeous you are, once you are silent in the world of a young lady, no matter how outstanding a character you are, you will have to bow down under two long legs!
Obviously, the Jun Niansheng in front of him was such a guy. He was a master of martial arts and the top scorer in the imperial examination, but he lost his temper in front of the woman he loved.
So, this guy came to his door, Bai Yang felt that he would be sorry if he didn't fool him and lead him to the wrong path!
With a slight cough, Bai Yang looked at the night sky with the lonely expression of a master and said: "When it comes to coaxing women (and deceiving people), I'm afraid there are few people in this world who can compare to me!"
Holding half a jar of wine, Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded. In his eyes, the image of Bai Yang suddenly became taller, almost making people look up at him. The posture of standing at the pinnacle of a certain field made him feel like he was
Incredibly small.
Subconsciously, he put down the wine jar and said to Bai Yang cautiously: "Brother Bai, please give me some advice! You don't know, I have been worried to death during this period. If you can teach me two tricks, I will be very grateful!"
Did you see that for the sake of my little sister, Jun Niansheng gave up all his moral integrity? The grandson of the prime minister, a master of martial arts, and the number one scholar in the imperial examination, he lowered himself to call himself the younger brother...
Sure enough, singles can ignore anything when they start having sex, regardless of national boundaries or even planes!
"Seeing Brother Jun's sincere attitude, I will teach you a trick." Bai Yang felt that he had pretended enough, and said with a blank look on his face, as if he was moved by you.
"All ears." Jun Niansheng nodded and almost took out a small notebook.
With a mysterious smile, Bai Yang didn't immediately say anything long. Instead, he turned to look at the room in front of him and said, "Brother Jun, what do you think that is?"
"Um, house? Does this have something to do with what we are talking about?" Jun Niansheng didn't understand, but in his mind he activated his 250 IQ to think quickly. What is the secret connection between this?
No matter how high his IQ is, he can't keep up with Bai Yang. How can you figure out Bai Yang's unreliability?
Just listen to Bai Yang say: "I'm not talking about the house, but above the house."
"Above the house? The night sky?" Jun Niansheng looked confused. Why did he get further and further away?
Bai Yang turned his head, looked at Jun Niansheng's face and said, "Forget it, don't guess, I'm talking about the tiles on the roof."
Jun Niansheng's eyes already had mosquito coils in them, and he asked like a fool: "Tiles? What do you mean?"
Taking a deep breath, Bai Yang said with a crackling expression on his face: "I'm playing the piano to a cow but I won't argue with you": "Brother Jun, in our hometown, there is a saying like this, if you don't hit a woman for three days,
If you dare to go to the house, to put it bluntly, you have to deal with it. The more you spoil her, the more energetic she will be. Therefore, when dealing with a woman, you have to take a tough stance, release the man's masculinity, and calm her down.
Trampling her, training her... Ahem, I digressed, let's get back to the point. In short, human nature worships the strong. As long as you take a tough stance and make women feel weak and sincerely convinced by you, in that way,
It’s not that you’re crazy and I’m stupid, you’re a tree and I’m a vine, we’ll be entwined to the end of the world...understand?”
Bah... The wine jar in Jun Niansheng's hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. After listening to Bai Yang's crackling bluff, his head went blank.
Everyone admires the strong, and this seems to be true. During this period of time, it seems that I have been too compliant with sister Caiyue, which is why she has become more and more enthusiastic. It seems like this is really the case...
Combining his own reality with Bai Yang's theory, the more he thought about it, the more he got it right. He couldn't help but have a doubt in his mind. Could it be that he was really too obedient to the other party during this period, and that's why Sister Caiyue got into trouble?
Bai Yang looked at Jun Niansheng's enlightened expression and almost laughed in his heart. In the face of love, not only a woman's IQ will drop, but a man can become a fool. Did you see how smart this Jun Niansheng is? He was fooled by me.
La!
Striking while the iron is hot, Bai Yang said seductively: "So, you have to be aloof and don't be too obedient to her. There is affection between you. If necessary, you can even distance yourself from her, so that she will feel worried about gains and losses. Women are strange.
Biological creature, the more alienated you are, the more curious and flustered she will be. She will wonder if you don't love her, if you have a dog outside... Oh no, there is someone else, etc., and she will start to think about random things, thus
If your whole heart is occupied by you, then if you do the opposite and get a little closer, will she not be completely obedient to you?"
Gudong, Jun Niansheng swallowed his saliva and said in awe: "Brother Bai, is this really okay? Although I read a lot, I end up with little in the book. Don't lie to me."
"Why am I lying to you? You are a smart man and you have to keep it safe. You have to grasp one of these degrees well. It is absolutely feasible!" Bai Yang vowed.
Hum hum, with the identity and status of the Ninth Princess, it would be strange if you did this and she would ignore you. I am an undercover member of the fff group. To break up a pair is a pair. Whoever is not easy to break up should go to hell. See a couple.
The couple is so happy that they are drifting apart...
"Then what should I do specifically?" Jun Niansheng asked, already in a state of panic. He thought deeply about Bai Yang's theory and felt that it contained great wisdom.
Often the simplest method is the most effective. Sure enough, Brother Bai is a thousand times better than me when it comes to women. I understand!
"What you want to do is your business. Chen Caiyue is not my girl. I will help you find her. You are so smart that you can definitely implement every detail. So, Brother Jun, take action. I am optimistic about you.
Oh!" Bai Yang continued to bewitch.
Take action, I'm waiting for you to drink bitter wine with you after the breakup, and I will comfort you. When the time comes, I will tell you, brother, don't cry, stand up and masturbate, there is no grass anywhere in the world...
Um, am I too bad?
No, I'm testing the relationship between them, um, yes, that's right, that's it!
"I have learned the lesson." Taking a deep breath, Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang and cupped his hands and said with a look of sincerity that could not be faked.
Did I say something? Actually, I didn’t say anything. It’s just you who is overthinking it. Bai Yang laughed wildly in his heart, but his expression showed deep understanding and said: "Brother Jun, on the road of chasing the little sister,
You still need to work hard. Don’t take what you have learned. We are just discussing with each other. In fact, what I said is also lacking, and we need to improve it together with Brother Jun."
"It makes sense. There is no end to learning. Brother Bai, come on, let's have a drink and teach me such profound knowledge without any reservation. You will be my confidant from now on. How about we take over?" Jun Niansheng
He looked at Bai Yang with stern eyes and said.
Bai Yang felt a chill all over his body, "Fuck, I'm just fooling you. I'm not trying to bend you to death. You're still asking for help. Do you want to chop off the chicken's head?"
Shaking his head, Bai Yang said: "Everything is in the heart, in the wine, and the formal things are inferior. Brother Jun, you are in love, I drink!"
"It makes sense. It's my fault. I'll punish myself." Jun Niansheng shook his head and said, "I was wrong." He drank a bottle of wine.
Well, I was drinking, cheating a lame person, and even counting the money after selling it to me. We people are really happy now...
While Bai Yang and Jun Niansheng were whispering and drinking, Chen Caiyue glanced here from time to time. Although she seemed to be indifferent to Jun Niansheng, in fact she still cared about him.
Although the distance was not very far, Bai Yang and the two deliberately lowered their voices, and she could not hear the specifics. She only hummed in her heart: "Jun Niansheng, this guy, is usually arrogant, but he didn't expect that he would fight with the guy named Bai in a short while.
They became one, it seems that this guy surnamed Bai is really unique. However, these two grown men have evil smiles on their faces and they must not have said anything good. Brother Jun must be kept away from him in the future..."
The barbecue continued. Chen Caiyue made something to eat for the first time. She seemed very happy and novel. She wanted to try everything. Unknowingly, she ended up making too much. Because she was happy, she gave the extra things to Bai Yang Junnian to eat as a gift.
, plus the four sisters Mao Mao Bingqing and Yujie carefully barbecued, and several people gathered around the big table to eat and drink.
Later, Bai Yang had fun and taught them how to box. After getting familiar with the rules, they all went crazy while playing. Even the Ninth Princess Chen Caiyue stepped on the chair and yelled, just like a rough man, completely led astray by Bai Yang...
Bai Yang didn't know how long he ate and how much he drank. He didn't know how he finally left. He was dizzy and was helped back to rest by the kitten. As for Jun Niansheng, Chen Caiyue and the others, they naturally had maids to serve them.
The night was spent without words, in sleep.
God's face changes at every turn. No one can guess. The first day it was gloomy and it looked like it was going to rain, but the next day it was a beautiful day with bright sunshine.
The sunlight shines from the window lattice onto the big bed in the house. Bai Yang is lying on his back, sleeping soundly. The kitten wearing only a bellyband and underpants is lying on Bai Yang. The sun shines on her body, and the gourd-shaped snow-white body is in the way.
Glow.
The kitten had already woken up, lying on Bai Yang's body, its bulging chest was deformed by the pressure, and its beautiful eyes were blinking at Bai Yang, and couldn't get enough of it.
Something rocky hit his thigh. The kitten glanced quietly, and then at Baiyang, who was sleeping soundly. He blinked, his face turned red, and his body slid down quietly, and then he looked at Bai Yang who was still sleeping.
Baiyang bit his lip, then lowered his head...
Bai Yang fell into a drowsy sleep, feeling as if he was soaking in a hot spring and feeling comfortable all over. As a result, his body trembled and he almost flew up, and then he woke up.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the panicked look in the kitten's eyes. Their eyes met and time seemed to freeze.
The kitten's mouth was bulging. When she saw Bai Yang looking at her, her eyes panicked. She quickly waved and put on some clothes and ran to the bathroom next door...
"This..." Bai Yang scratched his head, looked at his 'brother', and then at the kitten in the bathroom, and understood.
"Cat, good morning," Bai Yang said towards the bathroom.
"Pfft... ah, stop talking, young master, I... I'm going to prepare a bath for the young master..." the kitten said in panic, as if it was vomiting something.
"We are already an old married couple, what are you ashamed of? And Cat, please remember to wake me up next time," Bai Yang said as he stood up and dressed.
"Oh, Master, you still say that you are so embarrassed..."
The two got up and laughed warmly at each other. After washing, the servants came to report that Jun Niansheng and Chen Caiyue were waiting for Bai Yang in the living room to prepare to say goodbye...
(Happy May Day, dear friends, Shitou also wants to take a holiday, hehe...).
