There was a violent storm last night, and the next day the clouds and fog cleared, and it was another beautiful day with bright sunshine.
In the early morning, Bai Yang leaned on the bedside and stared at the sky outside the window in a daze.
Are you now a man?
I glanced at the sleeping kitten next to me. Gee, this feels pretty good.
Eyelashes trembling, the kitten opened its eyes in a daze, looked at Baiyang, lowered his head a little shyly, and said as he stood up:
"I'm sorry, young master, the kitten overslept. I'm going to make you something to eat."
Seeing the kitten frowning subconsciously, Bai Yang quickly pressed her down and said:
"Don't move. You have been seriously injured. Your mission today is to have a good rest. I can also do things like eating. You have served me for so long, so I will serve you today."
"That's not possible, Master"
The kitten looked panicked, with the expression of a master serving his servants.
"You must listen to me today"!
Bai Yang put on a serious face and really calmed the kitten down.
However, the result was that Bai Yang almost set the tree house on fire. He really didn't know how to use firewood. In the end, the kitten dragged his injured body and cooked a barbecue, and the two of them avoided the embarrassing situation of starvation.
If there is a gas induction cooker or something, I can keep it and do it well, well, it will definitely be possible! Bai Yang said in his heart
After the meal, Bai Yang let the kitten rest well. After all, what did he do to me? He had to stay with him. He cooed with the kitten for two hours, and ended up being obsessed with the kitten who was bleeding and injured last night.
Fell asleep.
Bai Yang couldn't rest, so he went out to wander in the village after the kitten fell asleep. He saw Lan Shuang and Niu Jian being watched by a group of people, so he curiously went over to take a look.
"It turned out to be martial arts training."
Bai Yang murmured, then he looked around and watched.
"Mr. Bai"
As if knowing that Bai Yang was watching from the side, Lan Shuang stopped to say hello, dancing a long sword like a halo.
"Morning, you continue"
Bai Yang waved his hand and said.
The so-called experts can tell whether there is something right as soon as they make a move. Lan Shuang and Niu Jian, two real martial artists from Deyang Town, the martial arts training scene is much more beautiful than the blind gestures of the villagers in Godo Village. The long sword dance should be legendary.
The water can no longer be poured in. The stick whined when it was swung, like thunder. At first glance, it was a master, a master, a master.
Bai Yang couldn't help but think in his heart, and then he was jealous, thinking that no matter how good your martial arts are, I don't believe you can withstand a rocket launcher! Anyone who is more coquettish than him is a heretic and will be burned to death.
"Good morning, Mr. Bai"
Niu Jian, who was carrying a long metal stick, raised his head and looked at the bright white sun that had almost reached the treetops. He scratched his head and looked at Bai Yang's greeting, which was particularly awkward.
"You haven't left yet"?
Hey, look at Bai Yang's mouth. Others just think he got up late. He chases people away when he opens his mouth.
"I'll leave soon"
Lan Shuang's face twitched and she said, "We can't stay in this place anymore."
Bai Yang turned around and clenched his fists, thinking that there is nothing great about martial arts. I just don’t want to practice. If I take ten minutes to practice every day, I will save every minute to beat you. Well, I will beat you a hundred times in my heart.
"Mr. Bai"
Lan Shuang's voice came from behind.
"What happened"?
Bai Yang turned around and said very impatiently.
"That is, you won't think about what we talked about last night anymore"?
"Let's talk about it later"
Bai Yang waved his hand with a sly look on his face, "Hey, you don't understand what I'm saying!"
After he finished, he slapped his forehead, looked at Lan Shuang's eyes and asked:
"Hey, let me ask you something."
"Mr. Bai, please speak"
Bai Yang made some gestures, and said with some embarrassment: "I just want to ask, is there any way to make a person who doesn't know anything about martial arts quickly become a master? Well, especially don't be too tired, it's best to sit down
They can all become powerful.”
Under the disdainful looks of Lan Shuang and Niu Jian, Bai Yang quickly added: "I mainly think that these villagers' martial arts are too low. Just ask, I have no interest in martial arts or anything like that."
"Yes, I have"
Lan Shuang nodded.
Bai Yang's eyes lit up and asked: "What should we do specifically?"
"Just go back to bed now, cover yourself with quilt, close your eyes and dream"!
Lan Shuang counterattacked Bai Yang without hesitation.
"If Mr. Bai finds that method, please inform me."
On the side, Niu Jian continued to hit the target.
Hey, I have such a bad temper, Bai Yang feels unhappy. Is it wrong for me to just sit down and become more powerful? You don't want to? Is it wrong for me to be afraid of getting tired?
After a short silence, Bai Yang curled his lips and pointed at Lan Shuang Ye Niu Jian and said:
"You are practicing martial arts in the wrong direction. You don't even have a clear goal on the road to martial arts. If you follow the secret manuals and practice blindly, you will never become a real martial arts master in your life. If you ask me, I can give you a few words and you will benefit.
lifelong"!
After saying this, Bai Yang raised his chin with an expression like "please beg me quickly."
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked constipated. Your little arms and legs are not even big enough for me to press with one finger. Why don't you leave it here for us?
In order to make Bai Yang look embarrassed, Lan Shuang made fists with both hands and bent slightly and joked:
"Please give me some advice, Mr. Bai"
"I'm worth a fortune, and the fees are very expensive."
Bai Yang continues to stink.
"If what Mr. Bai said can really help my martial arts, I am willing to agree to Mr. Bai's condition unconditionally"!
"Me too"
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian said one after another that they were determined to eat Bai Yang.
We are not as good as you when it comes to conspiracy and conspiracy, but when it comes to martial arts, Mr. Bai, you'd better go and cool off.
"Words are unfounded"
Bai Yang continues to stink.
"If we can't do it, humans and gods will abandon the sky and strike with thunder."
Lan Shuang and Niu Jian looked at each other jokingly, then raised their hands to the sky and swore.
Bai Yang was still in the stage where he swore bullshit on the earth. Just as he was about to say something sarcastic, there was a muffled sound in the clear sky. Then he thought that this place is a fantasy world, and the oaths should not be messed up.
hair!
Then, he, who is not stupid, understood why the villagers of Gordo Village and the kitten were so single-minded after they pledged their allegiance to him. Although they did not swear an oath, promises should be extremely important here.
"Mr. Bai"?
Seeing that Bai Yang didn't speak, Lan Shuang opened his mouth to remind him.
"Ahem, then I'll start directly, starting with you."
Bai Yang put one hand behind his back, pretended to observe Lan Shuang, pointed at him and said:
"It makes sense to say that your martial arts training is in the wrong direction. Let me first ask you, your martial arts must be light and agile, right?"
"Indeed"
Lan Shuang did not deny this.
"Then the question arises. The so-called light route is more about speed, right?"
Lan Shuang thought for a while and nodded, not denying this.
Hey, you idiot was fooled by Bai Yang into becoming serious.
"So, since it's all about speed, why do you have to do so many fancy moves? What's the use of the so-called moves? As long as your speed is fast enough, it doesn't even need to be fast, just a little faster than the enemy, you are the ultimate
Victor, do you admit this?"
Lan Shuang stared at Bai Yang, unable to refute, opening her mouth but unable to speak.
"As the saying goes, martial arts in the world are all about speed. If you only practice one sword, throw away all the moves, and make this sword extremely fast, who is your opponent in this world?"
Bai Yang's final word was not loud, but it was like a thunder exploded in Lan Shuang's mind. The hairs all over his body stood up. A feeling of suddenly clearing the clouds and seeing the sun suddenly emerged. He stood there in a daze, forgetting everything.
Niu Jian beside him swallowed his saliva, looked at Bai Yang and asked shivering: "What about Mr. Bai, what about me?"
Successfully deceived one person, yeah! Bai Yang made a scissor hand gesture in his mind, then looked at Niu Jian with a stinking look on his face, curled his lips and said:
"Are you taking the power route?"
"Yes, yes, my Niu family's martial arts skills focus on strength, strength, sinking, opening, and closing."
"Stop, stop, stop, don't give me those useless tricks. In fact, Bai Yang doesn't understand. Since you are taking the strength route, why are you giving me so many moves? You just need to constantly enhance your own strength and give up all the moves.
When you encounter an enemy, no matter how subtle his moves are, you just hit him with a stick with overwhelming force. As long as you have enough strength, who can defeat him?"
Okay, he said this again.
"This and this"
Niu Jian was successfully deceived.
"Remember, this is called breaking all laws with one force"!
Bai Yang said word by word.
Boom, Niu Jian's hair stood on end, and his whole body suddenly opened his forehead. He said this just now.
The two of them stood motionless and consumed Bai Yang's words. The more they thought about it, the deeper and deeper they became, and the more they thought about it, the more they were right. A feeling that the road to martial arts would be unimpeded from now on arose spontaneously.
"Mr. Bai, I have learned a lesson"!
After a long time, the two of them reacted, with expressions of admiration on their faces, and even knelt down and bowed to Bai Yang as disciples!
"Master Bai"
The two said in unison.
Then Bai Yang was confused by the actions of the two people. What is this? I am just fooling you. In fact, I know nothing. This is what I saw on TV.
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