Chapter 803 It turns out that you are such a poplar
"But Master, that man drove what you call a car and rushed straight over. Although he didn't have murderous intent and was slowing down, according to your physique, you will definitely be injured if you hit him!" Mao Mao restrained the movement of rushing out.
Bai Yang frowned and said.
Sweating, Bai Yang had to educate the kitten about common sense and said: "Look, cat, you can't hit him. He turned on the turn signal, which is the flashing yellow light. This proves that he wants to avoid it."
Let’s go forward, there is no ill will toward me.”
After listening to Bai Yang's words, the kitten seemed to understand: "Is that so? Master, am I making a joke?"
"It's okay, Cat, you didn't understand a lot of things when you first came here. You'll understand after getting familiar with them for a while," Bai Yang said, patting her hand.
After all, kittens do not belong to this world, and many common senses are not normal. All Bai Yang can do is explain as much as possible.
"Hey, buddy, the car is nice, let's play together when you have time!"
At this moment, the car that came over was already walking parallel to Bai Yang and the others. The other car rolled down the window and gave a thumbs up, and then sped away.
Looking at the latest imported BMW car going away, Bai Yang shook his head and chuckled, thinking to himself, buddy, you just walked around the gate of hell, do you know, and you are still playing...
The kitten calmed down and looked curiously at everything on both sides of the road that she had never seen before.
Bugatti left the villa area unhurriedly. When passing by a square, Mao Mao pointed there and asked with a puzzled face: "Master, what are they doing? They are dressed so strangely."
Bai Yang glanced at it and saw that it was a group of middle school teenagers doing cosplay activities, so he shrugged and replied: "They are playing, they are just a bunch of guys who have nothing to do after they are full."
"Oh, I feel like they are so weak. Although they have weapons in their hands, I feel they are worse than paper." Kitty nodded and said seriously.
The corner of his mouth twitched, Bai Yang smiled bitterly and said: "That was originally made of paper."
Just a bunch of middle-aged boys with small arms and legs, if you give them a big sword made of metal, can they hold it...
Similar situations continued along the way. When he was about to reach his destination, Mao Mao mysteriously said to Bai Yang: "Master, we saw so many people along the way, but I feel that no one can fight, even if we see
I’m afraid all the people put together are no match for Brother Huzi and the others!”
Bai Yang scratched his head and said earnestly: "Cat, my hometown is different from yours. The situation here is very special. Although there are few who can fight, they have created many powerful weapons.
You’ve seen it before”
After hearing these words, Xiao Mao suddenly nodded. He had seen and used firearms, airplanes, and cannons before, and he had never seen anyone like him.
After many twists and turns, Bai Yang directly brought the kitten to the Oriental Pearl Tower, the landmark building in the Magic City. What he was thinking was that since he had brought the kitten to the earth, he had to let her get familiar with this city.
Revolving restaurants are a good choice.
However, when you come to the Oriental Pearl Tower, the poplars are so painful. What do you think? This is a problem faced by car owners in every big city. There is no parking space...
It's midsummer here on Earth. As a famous tourist attraction, the Oriental Pearl Tower attracts many tourists, resulting in a shortage of parking spaces.
I wandered around for two times, and then Baiyang couldn't care about that much anymore, so I just found a roadside stop and finished the job. If the traffic police uncle wants to issue a ticket, just issue it. It'll be fine if it's towed away, but I'm sure you'll have to suffer and be sent back.
I really don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. I really can't find a place to park.
It's a magical city, an international metropolis. To be honest, Bai Yang's Bugatti worth more than ten million is really not that good. When it stopped on the side of the road, it didn't cause a group of people to scream. On the contrary, the kitten getting out of the car attracted people's attention.
There is no way, even if the kitten is just wearing flat shoes, it is close to 1.8 meters tall. With those long legs, that golden proportion figure, and that appearance, it is impossible not to attract attention.
"Master, why are people around me looking at me?" Mao Mao said nervously beside Bai Yang.
In the crowd of people watching, Bai Yang put his arms around the kitten's waist and said: "My cat is so beautiful, so these people will inevitably take a second look."
"But they see me so uncomfortable, can I teach them a lesson?" the kitten asked.
Bai Yang was startled. If the kitten took action, it wouldn't be as strong as the people on Earth to kill them one by one. He quickly said: "It's okay, just ignore them, kitty."
"Oh" Kitty nodded, following Bai Yang's steps, feeling a little regretful that she couldn't teach someone a lesson.
With envy and hatred in his eyes, Bai Yang took Yaya the cat and the others into the revolving restaurant of the Oriental Pearl Tower. He found a seat by the window and sat down. He didn't pay attention to the name of the restaurant. In short, he ordered the most expensive one.
That’s right, it’s not short of money anyway.
While waiting for the food to be served, Mao Mao looked at the city outside the glass window and said in amazement: "Master, it's so amazing here. Such a tall building does not have a single piece of wood to support it, and there is no formation fluctuation. I don't know how it was built.
"
"It was built with sand, cement, steel bars and other things," Bai Yang could only answer.
"Sand and cement? I know sand, but what is cement?" The kitten was puzzled.
Bai Yang opened his mouth and didn't know how to explain. Who has nothing to do to study this? He could only say: "Forget it, I will teach you how to surf the Internet later when I go back. Then you can search for it yourself, Mao. Anything you are interested in is fine."
search"
"Oh" the kitten was very obedient and did not continue to ask. Then he found Baiyang looking around and asked curiously: "What are you looking for, Master?"
Bai Yang touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Normally speaking, if you have a beautiful woman like you, Mao Er, in such a place, there will be some ridiculous scenes. I was looking for someone to strike up a conversation with, but I couldn't find one.
Nothing like this happened in the circle at all.”
"Does this usually happen?" the kitten asked curiously.
"So I'm wondering, this is unscientific and doesn't conform to the conventions of Internet articles..." Bai Yang shook his head and said.
The waiting time was not long, and the ordered dishes came one after another. Hong Qiu was not interested in the exquisite dishes at all. He was holding a piece of Yuanshi and chewing on it. Yaya didn't even look at it, staring at the tablet on the BB stool.
cartoon without blinking an eye.
"Cat, please try it. Whose steak is this? It's expensive, and it's fake, but it shouldn't taste too bad." Bai Yang said after the steak was served, and he taught her how to use a knife and fork.
His blunt words made the waiter next to him extremely embarrassed. Brother, if you know this is fake Kobe beef, don’t say it. The export of that stuff is prohibited. Where can we get the real thing?
The kitten took a tentative bite of the steak, then his face changed slightly and he said, "Master, this meat is poisonous!"
"What?" Bai Yang didn't react for a moment.
The kitten's voice could not be lowered, and at this moment Baiyang felt that the surroundings suddenly became quiet.
Not paying attention to this, Mao Mao continued: "Master, although this meat is extremely delicious, eating it will only do harm to the body without benefit. If I take it for a long time, I am afraid my vitality will decline!"
There was a sound of gasping air coming from all around.
Wow, your restaurant not only buys fake meat, but eating it is also harmful to your body!
Then, someone lost his composure and slapped the table and shouted, 'Waiter, tell your boss to come out!'
There was no way to eat this meal. Bai Yang sighed in his heart. He stood up with Yaya in his arms and motioned for the kitten to follow him. He quickly came to the bar to pay the bill and left. As for how the restaurant wanted to explain to the guests, Bai Yang didn't care. He could only say in his heart.
Sorry.
Back at the parking spot, well, as Bai Yang expected, there was a traffic policeman taking photos and even calling a tow truck. He quickly went up to say good things and admitted the ticket. The traffic policeman probably saw that Bai Yang’s car was a little expensive and it was expensive.
Get off the donkey and leave.
Bai Yang said to the kitten in the car: "Cat, you are now in the master realm and your cultivation level is close to that of a grand master. The food here has no energy at all and is tantamount to poison for you. I am quite satisfied with this."
I was negligent. Fortunately, I still have some food in my space bag. Let’s go back and make some to eat.”
"Master, have I caused trouble for you?" Kitty asked anxiously.
"It's nothing, it's just a difference in values and worldviews. Cat, you have to remember that any trouble in this world is not trouble for the young master. You don't have to care about other people's opinions. Of course, we shouldn't take the initiative to bully others.
That’s it, it’s boring,” Bai Yang laughed.
"Oh" the little cat nodded in understanding.
In this strange world, she is incompatible with everything, understands nothing, and is curious about everything. However, she is afraid of causing trouble to Bai Yang, so she always appears cautious.
"It's almost time, let's go get your ID card first, and then go home and make food," Bai Yang said, starting the car.
When Bai Yang took the kitten to get a temporary ID card, Su Xishui, who was wearing a camouflage uniform in the surveillance computer room of the Shanghai Traffic Police Corps, was looking at the surveillance screen boredly, but at a certain moment her expression was stunned.
Blinking, she quickly pulled out a keyboard operation. Finally, she stared at the surveillance screen and gritted her teeth and said: "Wow, you Bai Yang, you are already engaged and you are raising a mistress outside. If I hadn't executed
I accidentally discovered during the mission that I didn’t know you were such a Bai Yang. Men really don’t have a good thing. They are eating what’s in the bowl, looking at what’s in the pot, and thinking about what’s in the ground!”
His eyes flickered, and then Su Xishui didn't care about anything. He paid attention to the surveillance screen, then took out a tablet and entered the traffic control system, then rushed out of the computer room in a hurry.
"Hey, sister, where are you going? Have you found the target?" asked a soldier who was performing the mission at the same time as her.
"It's none of your business, I have some personal matters to deal with," Su Xishui said through gritted teeth.
The person who asked the question was stunned and quickly said: "Private matter? But eldest sister, we are on a mission now!"
"Your uncle, why don't I go out and get some fresh air? After staring at the surveillance camera for a few days, I'm almost myopic!" He said this angrily and Su Xishui had already disappeared...