Chapter nine hundred and eighty first professional
People can't be bored. When they are bored, they want to find something to do. The difference is that some people like to do good things and others like to do bad things.
Bai Yang is very bored now. His wife doesn't play with him and his brothers are avoiding him. He is simply depressed to death.
The Qi superpower didn't know when he would appear. Bai Yang squatted by the river and seriously thought about what he should do next to pass the time. After the eighth time someone kindly came up to persuade the young man to be more liberal in everything and not to jump, Bai Yang couldn't help but
Never leave this great place to see the scenery.
Bored, he wandered aimlessly, and after strolling around, he came to the Magic City Pedestrian Street.
It is said that the changes in the earth cannot stop people from eating, drinking and having fun. This street is still crowded with people. From time to time, there are screams to catch thieves, and it is very lively.
As he was walking, Bai Yang stopped and suddenly turned around and saw a row of immortal uncles and aunties squatting on the street. Hey, this is a fortune-telling street.
Touching his chin, Bai Yang's eyes lit up, he had wanted to do this for a long time!
So he left in a hurry and came to this place again not long after. Not only did he change his clothes, he also carried a large sign on his shoulder, covered with red cloth.
Looking left and right, there was a bigger space between the monk and the Taoist priest. Bai Yang walked over and said politely: "Two masters, why don't you squeeze in?"
The monk on the left looked up at Bai Yang. He was wearing a suit from a world-famous brand and a watch on his wrist that he couldn't afford to buy with all the money he had spent. This was a fat sheep coming to his door.
So he said enthusiastically: "Is this little brother in trouble and needs consultation?"
Before Bai Yang could say anything, the Taoist priest next to him started to talk nonsense, shook his head and sighed: "No, no, hey..."
The monk glared at the Taoist priest, "Your uncle is trying to grab business. It's 30-70. The business I'll take is 70-30. Don't disturb me and be quiet."
With one look, the Taoist understood instantly and immediately became silent.
So the monk continued to look at Bai Yang like an eminent monk, meaning, little brother, just speak, I am already ready to kill you.
Seeing everything in sight, Bai Yang felt happy in his heart. He treated me like a mallet. He shrugged, pointed to the sign on his shoulder and said, "Two masters, we are actually colleagues. Why don't we make room for you? Let's make a living."
It’s not easy, everything I wear is fake.”
"You are here to grab your job," the two masters immediately lost their composure. The monk looked away and said, "There is no room here, you can go elsewhere."
"It's so wide that you two can't occupy it all. It's not easy to make ends meet. Please be considerate." Bai Yang said and squeezed into the empty space, squatted in the corner and planted the sign in front. Then Maza sat down and prepared to start work.
His actions made the two masters next to him unhappy. The Taoist priest looked at Bai Yang and said with an evil look: "Little brother, we are very conscious that we will not steal other people's territory. If you do this again, I will take care of it."
You might end up in a bloody disaster!"
"It's okay, Master, I'm a tough man, trouble can't come to me." Bai Yang grinned. He was actually being threatened here on Earth. Bai Yang found it very funny.
"Little brother, look over there first and then tell me whether your life is tough or not." The monk on the other side pulled Bai Yang's sleeve and pointed to the distance and said.
Bai Yang looked over, "Good guys, a group of guys who look like gangsters are looking here unkindly, do you fortune tellers also have a bunch of thugs? Isn't it possible that someone came to your door and brought the rough ones with you?"
Rolling his eyes, Bai Yang took out his mobile phone and said: "It's okay, my life is very tough. My cousin is the chief of the police here. Master, do you think my life is tough? How about I call him and ask him to come over?
Can you prove it?"
Even though it was a lie, it wasn't a matter of minutes for Bai Yang to find the police chief.
When he said this, his seriousness made the two fortune tellers confused. His eyes signaled to the group of thugs in the distance to calm down, and they would first find out Bai Yang's details before talking.
It is said that fortune tellers are good at cheating. However, after a few insinuations, instead of tricking Bai Yang, he revealed his own shortcomings. He immediately knew that he had met an expert, so he stopped talking to Bai Yang and wanted to see what he was up to.
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The two fortune tellers were quiet, and Bai Yang hung up the sign for himself. It was considered open for business.
When Bai Yang lifted the sign, the two masters next to him stared at him and took a breath of air. They looked at Bai Yang like he was awesome.
I saw the sign in front of Bai Yang saying: "Ancestral craftsmanship, children and old men are not deceived, professional fortune-telling, looking for dragons and acupoints, moving ancestral graves!"
If this is still normal, what follows makes the two masters dizzy. The sign also says, "In addition, we undertake ghost hunting and elimination, dealing with mutant beasts with superpowers, environmental modification, genetic modification, and superpower awakening.
Martial arts cultivation, demonic inheritance..."
However, this is not over yet. The brand also reads: "Repair of nuclear submarines, reactors, nuclear warhead refurbishment, polishing and waxing, aircraft carrier maintenance, high-altitude satellite dust removal, wholesale of fighter bomber nuclear warheads, interstellar immigration, planetary property rights processing, large quantities, preferential invoices,"
You can get a 20% discount when you apply for a card..."
It’s not over yet, what comes next is funny, it reads: “In line with the convenience of service, we also undertake to catch mistresses, recover lost items, unlock mobile phones, have wedding photos consecrated, and do homework ghostwriting (not accepted for those in fifth grade and above, who don’t know how to do it)
), help resolve disputes (if you are above middle school, you will not be able to fight), and can help take care of your girlfriend (only female, over 18 years old and under 22 years old, with big waist, thin hips, round body, good looks and a sweet voice, if you don’t have time to accompany you
If you are a girlfriend, here’s the good news for you), we can undertake all the above businesses, the reputation is guaranteed, and door-to-door service is available. If you are not satisfied, you will be compensated a hundred times. With international certification, you will not suffer any loss or be cheated!”
After reading Bai Yang's sign, the Taoist priest next to him gave a thumbs up and said, "Little brother, you really dare to write, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"
"Everything written on my sign is true. I can do whatever is written on it. Why are I afraid of being beaten?" Bai Yang asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"You think we don't know how to surf the Internet? Are you copying jokes from the Internet? Are you doing performance art?" the monk next to him couldn't stand it and said.
"No, I'm totally serious. Without that diamond, I dare to take on this porcelain job? Are you doubting my professionalism?" Bai Yang said with a strange expression on his face that you rarely see.
Haha..., the two masters suddenly didn't want to talk to Bai Yang, I'm afraid he was not a fool!
Besides, who cares to talk to you? These days, no one believes you when you tell the truth.
Ignoring the two masters beside him, Mr. Bai Yang sat comfortably and waited for business to come to him. I have this skill and I'm afraid I won't get any business. Should I write something like "Wholesale Gold Finger Grandpa" on the sign? But it seems like the sign only has that capital letter.
No more...
However, this is often the case. It is obviously real, but others think it is exaggerated and just don’t believe it. Baiyang has been open for three hours, and the two masters nearby have deceived a few people. He has no customers at all, and there are so many people watching.
Some people took photos and posted them on WeChat, but no one came to seek services.
Bai Yang was speechless. Nowadays, everyone wants to have a pie fall from the sky and hit themselves on the head. However, when such a good thing is presented in front of them, no one believes it.
Come on, do you want to mutate or become an immortal? I can completely satisfy you. Even if you want to become a cute girl with a big penis, there is no problem. But if you don’t believe me, there is nothing I can do.
In the face of countless people who looked like fools, Bai Yang was stunned that he had no business coming to the door, which made the two masters beside him secretly laugh at him, thinking that they were trying to steal their jobs and their feelings were just for fun.
"Little brother, don't blame me for being too talkative. You're really bad. It's too exaggerated, and you're not well-dressed. Where can anyone tell fortunes in a suit and tie? I don't believe it. You want to say that you sell insurance based on what you sell?
I guess it's okay, but you really can't eat this bowl of rice like this," the Taoist priest nearby kindly reminded me.
"Why should I dress like this? The world is changing and our fortune-telling service must keep up, right? Your business is too single and not as professional and comprehensive as mine. Let me tell you, if I do one job..."
Before he finished speaking, Bai Yang actually had some business coming to his door.
A little fat man stood in front of Bai Yang's stall, wearing a school uniform. He looked at Bai Yang timidly and asked: "Brother, are you really writing your homework for me? How much does it cost?"
"What grade are you in?" Bai Yang asked.
"I'm in sixth grade, and I don't know a few questions. Can you help me? I only have one hundred yuan, I don't know if it will be enough," the little fat man said anxiously.
"Fat man, do you know how to read? I told you that you won't be accepted if you are in fifth grade or above. I can give you some guidance. There is an Internet cafe over there. It costs 100 yuan for two hours. There is also a young lady with you. Let her do it for you.
"It's all right." Bai Yang pointed to the side and said breathlessly.
The little fat man took one look, his eyes lit up and said, "Really?"
"Of course, go ahead. I'm optimistic about you, young man. The hundred yuan you spent is absolutely worth it," Bai Yang said with a wave of his hand.
The little fat man left. The monk next to him looked at Bai Yang and said, "Why did you let him go? One hundred yuan is not money."
"I told you that I can't do the sixth grade questions, but what did I say just now?"
However, no one talks to Bai Yang anymore. If you have money and don’t know how to make it, you are probably a fool.
Come on, if you say you can’t, you won’t. Do you think the sixth-grade questions are easy? I’ll give you a three-year simulation and if you can answer them all correctly, I lose! If I’m in fifth grade or below, I might have to use my mobile phone to check online...
It's boring in itself, and it's even more boring when there's no business coming to your door. Bai Yang originally came out to hand out lucky rewards, but no one believed it was him? You deserve this fate.
When he was bored, he wanted to find something to do. He was setting up a stall to tell fortunes, so he found something related to his profession to occupy his time, and secretly opened his eyes to observe the passers-by.
Under the observation of the wise eye, the Qi displayed by each person is different. Some people are sick, some are rich, some are blessed, and some are filled with death...
All living beings are in various states, and everyone's current situation is displayed in Bai Yang's eyes through various qi.
As he watched, an idea flashed through Bai Yang's head, and his eyes widened immediately. He must have searched hundreds of times for him...