"How many close friends are there in this world, and how many friendships can last forever. Today I leave you and shake hands with each other. Friendship will always be in our hearts. Today I have to say goodbye for a while..."
Under the scorching sun, a guy wearing brown prison clothes, wearing a pair of white paper folded into glasses, holding an erhu from who knows where he got it, raised his head and felt proud.
Singing loudly.
On the grass on the other side.
"King Fat Pig, have I arranged everything?" Pheasant said in a low voice.
A guy who was as fat as a pig looked around and said in a low voice: "Whenever your money is in place, our brothers can take action at any time."
"Do it! You want money, right? You told me earlier! Inform your brother outside to get it from Haonan tonight. Chen Haonan in Causeway Bay knows about it!" Pheasant rolled his eyes at the fat pig king and said, this grandson wants money but he still has to wait.
Damn it, you're wasting my time and life. Now that the Sanlian Gang is making a fuss outside, Pheasant thinks it's an opportunity.
"Pheasant, you underestimate me, the Fat Pig King! Although I'm in there, but in terms of being well-informed, the paparazzi on Hong Kong Island can't compare to me. Chen Haonan in Causeway Bay has now unified the underworld in Causeway Bay, and no one knows him.
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"Then make arrangements as soon as you get the money! I've had enough of staying in this place where birds don't lay eggs." Pheasant said with an unlucky look on his face. This guy is also unlucky enough. He has made his mark in Taiwan and wants to take him with him.
The brother came back to show off, but before he could show off in a hurry, the Wan Chai anti-gangster group took over.
"Don't worry! Get the money tonight and take action tomorrow. The justice of the peace will come to visit the prison tomorrow. Then I will ask my brothers to create chaos. You can take advantage of the opportunity to dodge, but make an agreement first. I can help you arrange the previous matters.
"Whether you can escape successfully or not is none of my business, the money will never be refunded." The Fat Pig King declared in advance.
"Fuck! Who the hell sent you those ten or two hundred thousand? Let's take action tomorrow." When Pheasant saw a prison guard turning to look at him, he stood up and walked towards Da Fei pretending not to care.
Noon the next day.
A helicopter flew to the basketball court helipad of Stanley Prison. It was a visiting Justice of the Peace. Every month, Justices of the Peace would visit the prison to learn about the lives of the prisoners. A group of prisoners had already been squatting on the ground waiting.
The Justice of the Peace has arrived.
In fact, most of this visit is just a face-saving project, just to show the humane rule of the British government in front of the news media. Really improving prison life cannot be changed by a monthly visit.
"The justice of the peace is here! Everyone applauds and welcomes you!" the warden encouraged enthusiastically.
"Bah, bang, bang, bang!" These prisoners also understood that this is the prison guard's territory. If they want to make a living on other people's territory, they must please the leader of this place. This has always been the case throughout the ages, so all the prisoners applauded hard.
It makes the old guy, the warden, feel very proud.
It's a pity that the warden didn't know that he was destined to lose face today. Not only that, but he might be severely slapped in the face.
Pheasant winked at the Fat Pig King.
The Fat Pig King nodded silently and casually.
"Hello everyone! I am a justice of the peace. I would like to ask if you are dissatisfied with the life in prison. If so, you can bring it up to me. As long as the request is reasonable, I will try my best to help you apply for help."
The Justice of the Peace is an old guy wearing very short-sighted glasses.
None of the prisoners spoke. In fact, they had all been taught not to speak at this time. If they spoke, wouldn't they be saying that the warden's management was poor and that the prisoners would complain? So they continued as usual.
silence.
"I have!"
Suddenly a guy raised his hand and said.
"Who! Who has an opinion?"
"It's me!" Da Fei said. After this guy was imprisoned, his long hair that he thought was cool was forcibly cut short. He had long disliked the warden.
"Oh! What do you think?"
"Oh! That's it!" Da Fei said, stretching out an index finger and inserting it into his nostril to dig at lightning speed.
The Justice of the Peace and the Warden frowned.
"Life in prison, eat when you are full, sleep when you wake up, eat when you wake up, Siyanzi, your government has not considered our spiritual world! What are you thinking about when you are full and warm, hahaha!" Da Fei smiled and glanced at
There were two people running towards the helicopter with their waists down, and they thought to themselves, "If you bastard like Pheasant escapes, I will definitely be beaten hard."
"It would be better if some big girls could be arranged to make us angry every week. Hahahaha!" Da Fei laughed wildly.
All the prisoners covered their mouths and laughed so much that their stomachs ached. Damn it, you are in jail and you are not on vacation, and you still have a busty girl.
"Shut up! What are you talking about?" The warden turned purple with anger and asked two prison guards to take Da Fei down.
At this time, the Fat Pig King winked at the men beside him, and the prisoners began to fight for no apparent reason.
"Fuck! Which bastard hit me in the head?"
"Ah! I***, why did you kick me?"
"Who the hell kicked you? Where did the laborer get his feet from squatting on the ground?"
"Brother Chao, fuck him and touch the people in our circle."
"Fuck! Don't think that we Hongle people are easy to bully, come on."
"Mr. Chen! Come on! Let's retreat first." The warden pulled the justice of the peace and retreated while exchanging riot guards.
Suddenly, dozens of riot guards with shields in one hand and short clubs rushed out, beating anyone they saw.
"Dudududu..."
"Not good! Someone escaped from prison!"
Shanji and Xiaozhuang were finally discovered, and they immediately quickened their pace and ran towards the helicopter.
"Hurry! Stop them!" the warden shouted wildly with a changed face. If the prisoners escaped from prison, he, the warden, would be done for.
There were four prison guards with long sticks on their waists next to the helicopter. If it was Pheasant alone, it would be impossible for him to get on the helicopter, but with Xiaozhuang it was different.
"Bang!" A direct punch made the first prison guard lie straight on the ground.
"Bang!" A left hook quickly hit the second prison guard's temple, causing him to faint immediately.
Xiaozhuang kicked out and hit the third prison guard in the stomach. He flew two meters upside down before hitting a helicopter and fainted.
He glared hard at the fourth prison guard, who was so frightened that his legs went weak.
"Quick! Start the helicopter and fly together immediately." Pheasant held a toothbrush with a sharpened handle in his hand, and the sharp end was pointed directly at the pilot's neck.
Just kidding, these guys are extremely vicious prisoners. If they don't take off, they will be stabbed to death immediately. If they take off, they will lose their jobs at most. The pilot will naturally choose them.
He immediately started the helicopter, the propellers spun at full speed, and the plane immediately lifted off the ground. The warden's vision went dark and he almost fainted.
"Hurry! Call the police." This matter definitely couldn't be suppressed, so the warden chose to call the police.
Xiaozhuang jumped on the helicopter the moment it took off.
All the prisoners and prison guards watched helplessly as the helicopter slowly left.
The difference is that the prison guards are angry, while the prisoners are longing for the outside world.