When April returned to the room excitedly, Xu Yifan had already calmed down.
"Oh! You really came back, Xu, do you know, you have become a hero." April turned on the light and saw Xu Yifan sitting at the computer desk in the room, and shouted excitedly: "No, you were originally Superhero, I mean you saved everyone again, they all want to thank you, but I was very tight-lipped and didn't reveal at all that we knew each other or who the damn police were. They delayed arriving at the scene for at least an hour. , I have always said that if I count on them, there is no hope for this city, and these bastards still have to waste my time recording confessions."
April was so excited that she chattered non-stop. It seemed that she had gained a lot tonight, and her face was full of joy.
"Why are you so powerful? You tied up more than 20 Bigfoot gang members by yourself, and you were so neat and handsome. I told the police that there is only one superhero, but those idiots didn't believe it." Love. Prior put the camera on the shoe cabinet, still very excited.
"I have something to ask you!" Xu Yifan raised his head and asked.
"Well! Come on, I'm so hot. I'm covered in stinky sweat. I need to take a shower quickly." April said as she took off her coat: "Can you put the hot water on for me?"
The bathroom light comes on.
"Ah! Great! You really put the hot water on for me." April said happily.
Xu Yifan didn't answer. It was because he had just finished taking a bath and was too lazy to drain the water. April had already stripped naked and lay down in the bathtub, sighing comfortably.
"What's your name?" Xu Yifan asked seriously.
"April." April rolled her eyes at Xu Yifan speechlessly: "You didn't remember my name? Please listen carefully to what I say sometimes. Like you, I don't like to repeat myself. I'll say it one last time. April O'Neal."
"Katana, three-pronged dagger, Shaolin stick..." What impressed Xu Yifan most was the turtle using nunchucks, plus the beautiful heroine April. Sure enough, this is the time and space of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and this is There are no extraordinary human beings, but there are damn mutant turtles. Xu Yifan wants to greet Bruce Wayne's eighteenth generation direct female elder again.
"Ah! Get out quickly!" April suddenly realized that Xu Yifan had barged into the bathroom and was sitting next to the bathtub. She was even seen by him.
"April, you look beautiful tonight."
"You're talking nonsense again."
"Uh huh huh..."
"I...I haven't finished taking a shower yet!" April said quickly after taking a breath.
"Wash together!"
"Uuuuuuu——!"
While Mr. Xu was doing some exercises, he was calculating with twinkling eyes how to lure out the four Ninja Turtles, yes, and a rat spirit. If these monsters were used well, it would be much easier to find Bruce Wayne.
April closed her eyes tightly, so naturally she couldn't see the sinister look in the guy's eyes.
…
"You sneaked out again." A more sinister voice sounded from deep in the underground sewers of New York City.
"Teacher Splinter!" The faces of the four ninja turtles changed when they heard this voice. Of course, no matter how they changed, they still had green skin, but the color became lighter.
"Are you injured?" The four Ninja Turtles turned around, and Splinter shouted in surprise when he saw Michelangelo's embarrassed appearance.
Michelangelo had four bullet scars on his face, and Donatello suffered a dislocated right hand bone. That was because he palmed Xu Yifan and greatly misjudged Xu Yifan's strength. Xu Yifan punched him away with all his strength. That's how they are. The mutant turtle's resistance to damage is astonishing. If an ordinary person was hit by Xu Yifan, his entire arm would be shattered.
"Give me your hand!" Splinter said to Lonatello.
"Hiss—!" Donatello gasped in pain.
Splinter grabbed Donatello's right arm with both hands, pulled and pushed, and reconnected Donatello's dislocated hand bones.
"Leonardo, who did it?" Splinter clasped his hands behind his back and snorted sternly: "I told you, the human world is full of intrigues, and no matter how much you learn, you can't defeat the human conspiracy. .”
"We were defeated head-on." Leonardo said dejectedly.
Splinter's mung bean eyes of a pair of mice were as huge as those of a lion, and he shouted in surprise: "What did you say?"
Raphael stood up and said loudly: "There is no winner at all, but we retreated voluntarily because we found out that he was not a criminal."
"Raphael, we did lose this game." Before Splinter could speak, Donatello couldn't help but said: "The four of us surrounded him alone. Did we hit him? We didn't. , but he injured me and Michelangelo.”
"That's different. I didn't regard him as an opponent from the beginning. If I get serious." Raphael was very unconvinced. Xu Yifan really caught them off guard. They would have thought that there is someone so powerful in this world without relying on weapons. human beings.
"That's still the same." Splinter shouted loudly: "Raphael, if you lose, you lose. There are no ifs."
"Yes!" Raphael lowered his head and said, but his face was still unconvinced. If he had the chance, he would definitely fight that person one-on-one.
"So you have been exposed to the public." Splinter turned his head in panic and looked at the TV channel that was playing. April on the TV was excitedly reporting on the kidnapping case in the subway. But strangely, her The words did not reveal any information related to the 'turtle'. It seemed that the superhero was someone else.
"No, no, we have extinguished all the lights in the subway station before taking action." Donatello quickly explained.
"No, one person saw it. The person we fought with, I'm sure he saw our faces." Leonardo said seriously.
"Donatello, find this person." Splinter said with a gloomy face: "I will personally interview this person."
"yes--!"
…
"It still failed." In front of Shredder, five members of the Bigfoot Gang knelt.
The Five Bigfoots were silent.
April was also very happy that a dozen Bigfoot Gang criminals were caught in the police station. She would have never imagined that these Bigfoot Gang members would be released again before dawn, and that the Bigfoot Gang could develop to its current scale. , Bai Dao naturally has someone in place.
Shredder waved his hand and five daggers fell to the floor.
The Kodachi is specially used for committing seppuku when the mission fails.
"I will never tolerate failure." Schrader stood up.
The sound of five sharp knives entering his belly sounded.
…
"I'm going to work! I'll bring you something delicious when I come back." April got up very early today. After kissing Xu Yifan on the face, she happily went out with her camera.
She had a premonition that her report today would definitely scare the people in the company.
Since ancient times, beauties love heroes. Although Xu Yifan is a scumbag, he is a hero, uh, a pseudo-hero.