"Cousin! Does your arm still hurt?" Xanti sat across the dining table and said with a smile to Xu Yifan.
The plaster on Xu Yifan's arm has not yet been removed. At this time, he was lying heavily on the table. He glanced at Salena who was busy in the kitchen, frowned and said: "Your cousin-in-law has a headache. Don't bother him. Go to the kitchen quickly."
Let’s learn to cook from your cousin.”
"I don't want it, the smell of oil fumes is so unpleasant." Sandy wrinkled her lovely nose and waved her hands.
"Cousin, do you think this magazine looks good?" Sandy smiled mischievously.
"Good-looking, good-looking!" Xu Yifan lay on the table without raising his head.
Xu Yifan's head really hurts. It's okay to forget that this sister-in-law is annoying. Salena also followed suit. She didn't know that Salena listened to the old Chinese doctor and gave Xu Yifan some nourishing stew three meals a day.
, which made Xu Yifan very hot and weak, and if he continued to eat, he would either succumb to it or make up for it.
"Cousin-in-law, just take a look! Just take a look."
Xu Yifan squinted his eyes and looked up.
His eyes widened and his expression suddenly changed.
Little Sandy took the magazine away, stuck out her cute little tongue at her cousin-in-law, and made a super cute smile. Of course, in Xu Yifan's opinion, it was a super hateful face.
"Is your skin itchy?" Xu Yifan glanced in Salena's direction again and shouted in a low voice.
"Give it to me quickly!"
"Puff, puff, puff, puff!" Sandy pouted her little mouth and shook her head proudly, showing a delicate look like you can do nothing to me.
"Pah!" The arrogant little head was patted.
"If you can't sit still, why are you rocking back and forth!" It was Salena. Sandy shrank her cute little head, raised her head and glanced at her cousin, and saw Salena staring at her as she fell to the ground.
He looked at the magazine cover and glanced at Xu Yifan timidly, and saw his cousin-in-law glaring at him angrily.
"Uh..." Sandy's big round eyes rolled around: "Cousin, I'm going upstairs to do my homework." She picked up the corner of her floral skirt and ran away.
Xu Yifan looked at the magazine on the ground awkwardly, then looked up at Salena
"Uh..." Xu Yifan sweated coldly. Do I have to go upstairs to do my homework or write a self-reflection letter?
Fortunately, Xu Yifan's mobile phone rang at this time.
"Hey! What? Three without one, there is no game without me. Okay, okay! I'll be there soon."
Xu Yifan shook his mobile phone, looking helpless.
"Yeah! There's soup simmering in the pot. Remember to drink it when you get back."
"Your right hand is not healed yet! Drive carefully." Salena shouted at Xu Yifan's back.
"I know!" Even if I can't move my hands, I can still drive with my feet, Xu Yifan said secretly.
Salena smiled as she looked at Xu Yifan's embarrassment as he ran away in a hurry.
She had seen this magazine cover a long time ago, but she had kept it silent. Although the photo only showed a blurry half of Xu Yifan's profile, Salena recognized it at a glance. This was her man. Although she felt very sad
It's uncomfortable, but what's the point of making a fuss about something that has already happened? Do you want to disgrace the man? Salena, who is smart and calculating, will naturally not do such a stupid thing that outweighs the gain.
But no matter what, Xu Yifan is really lucky to have such a good girlfriend like Salena in his previous life.
The person on the other end of the phone was a little funny.
Hongxing Feiji was dazed with the phone in his hand, wondering if he was hallucinating something.
"Three are missing and one is missing? No game? What the hell is this? Is it some kind of secret code?" Brother Ji, who always prided himself on being smart and witty, began to feel that his IQ was not enough.
Doesn't it mean that the first and second calls will be hung up, and the call will be answered only after the third time?
Xu Yifan suddenly spoke, which shocked Fei Ji, who was about to call to report the information for the first time. He was originally ready to redial, but Xu Yifan suddenly spoke, which frightened Fei Ji, but the voice was that of his immediate boss.
Wrong!
Feiji's scalp was scratched, but he still didn't understand what was going on. He wanted to call again, but he was afraid that this might be Xu Yifan testing his adaptability.
I was walking around in the sealed room, scratching my belly, and my whole body was confused.
In a short period of time, Xu Yifan inadvertently played a trick on everyone from Hong Xing to the talker and the hall master. Oh! There was also an unlucky Da Fei who was tricked and ran away without even understanding the situation.
On the way.
…
"Zhou Xingxing!"
"ah……"
"What are you doing with your hands on your waist?" Lin Yaner shouted sternly.
"Uh..." Zhou Xingxing blinked and said, "I'm tickling, madam."
"Trash!" Lin Yaner angrily yelled: "I told you, when you are suddenly attacked, you can block it with your hands or feet, you can even kneel down, but never draw a gun like this
The posture, your IQ is like that of a dog."
"It's not madam, it's my conditioned reflex." Zhou Xingxing explained.
"Shut up! I don't need to explain. What I need is absolute obedience to orders. If you repeat this step in the next test, you will get out."
"yes! madam!"
Xu Yifan never expected that Lin Yan'er would be so serious about her work, so he calmly sat on the long chair next to him and watched Lin Yan'er perform special training.
"To be an excellent undercover agent, you must have an ordinary appearance. You don't have to look at me. I am very confident in you. You are very qualified, even higher than my standards." Lin Yaner glared at Zhou, who looked unhappy.
cried the stars.
"Second, you must have excellent acting skills." Lin Yaner raised her second finger and shouted.
"Why are you so close to me?" Lin Yaner turned around and shouted.
Xu Yifan saw that when Lin Yan'er turned around, Zhou Xingxing made a weird face behind Lin Yan'er's back, and imitated Lin Yan'er's behavior and waggled in a pantomime. As soon as Lin Yan'er turned around, she stood at attention seriously.
.
"Huh! Exaggerated, nonsensical!" Lin Yaner snorted coldly.
"Madam, I don't agree with your view. Nonsensical and exaggerated are just common people's misunderstandings of me. Haven't you discovered my connotation?" Zhou Xingxing blinked and said seriously: "Comedy also has connotation."
Lin Yaner rolled her eyes at Zhou Xingxing.
"Madam, there is a sentence that I have been hiding in my heart, but now I feel like it's stuck in my throat and I can't express it anymore!"
"explain!"
"Madam, you are so beautiful!"
"roll!"
"Go away, I have to say, you can't suppress a person's pursuit of beauty, even I can say it while going away." Zhou Xingxing said seriously.
Lin Yaner looked at Zhou Xingxing in confusion, whether this guy was telling the truth or lying.
Zhou Xingxing suddenly laughed out his signature duck laugh.
"Whoa, whoa, how was my performance as madam?"
"You keep rolling for me..."
Xu Yifan's head hurts again, and Lin Yan'er might not be able to handle this guy Zhou Xingxing.
Zhou Xingxing was literally lying on the ground, grabbing his feet with both hands and preparing to roll away. Lin Yaner was sweating to death.
"Get back!"
"Yes, madam." Zhou Xingxing immediately stood up along the pole and saluted.
"Acting skills are too abstract, and I can't really teach you anything. I'll give you this book to read, and you can figure it out for yourself!" Lin Yan'er said, taking out a book from her satchel and handing it to her.
Zhou Xingxing.
"'The Actor's Self-cultivation', Konstantin Stanislavsky?" Zhou Xingxing exclaimed exaggeratedly.
"Do you know this book?" Lin Yan'er asked strangely, this guy is like a second-rate guy, how could he read such a profound book.
"I haven't read the book, haven't I read "The King of Comedy"?" Zhou Xingxing said seriously: "I am a loyal fan of Stephen Chow."
"Pfft!" Xu Yifan almost couldn't hold it back and almost spit out the milk tea in his mouth. Could it be that his little butterfly flapped its wings again?
"The King of Comedy?"
"Of course! That movie is very beautiful. It can be called the best movie this year, bar none."
"I particularly like the scene where Yin Tianchou and Liu Piaopiao separate. After Yin Tianchou said, 'I'll support you!', Liu Piaopiao turned around. Stephen Chow expressed a man's sadness and frustration.
The performance is vivid and vivid, whether it is the eyes, expressions, movements and forms, all are performed to the point of perfection, especially his self-deprecating chuckle at the end, which can better express post-modernism and a strong accusation against this society." Zhou Xingxing said seriously.
Talking nonsense.
"Madam, why don't I invite you to watch a movie tonight and analyze and share our opinions on acting skills."
"Watching a movie? Not good!" Zhou Xingxing's thinking was too out-of-the-box, and Lin Yaner couldn't keep up. Isn't it time for special training?
Lin Yaner looked at her watch and shouted: "Let's take a thirty-minute intermission! Just digest the lesson I mentioned."
…
"Axing, Axing, do you want to do madam?" After Cao Dahua completed ten laps of the playground as requested by Lin Yan'er, he panted and grabbed Zhou Xingxing and shouted in a low voice.
"Go to the street! Don't make trouble for me. Any good thing that happens to you will definitely turn into bad things. If you make trouble for me again, I will cut you off." Zhou Xingxing remembered that old fat man Li Zhilong, shook his head, and paused.
He said at once: "I will strangle you to death with my scissor hands."
"Hey! Weren't you arranged to be imprisoned? You were released so soon." Zhou Xingxing pulled Cao Dahua away and shouted.
This is indeed one of Xu Yifan's plans. A gangster who has never been to Stanley is not a good young and Dangerous boy. Ordinary people will be shocked when they hear about prison, but to a gangster, it is more like a military medal on his chest.
On the contrary, it is a conventional honor.
Zhou Xingxing is an undercover police officer who became a monk in the process. Many of his colleagues or relatives knew that he was a policeman. Xu Yifan even asked him to extort traffic violation fees from drivers in the traffic team when he was performing tasks. After being punished by his superiors, he was still unconvinced and beat his boss.
, has now been fired.
Of course, behind the scenes, Zhou Xingxing became the first batch of students in Xu Yifan's undercover plan. Cao Dahua's imprisonment was only the first step. With Xu Yifan's sometimes picky nature, Zhou Xingxing would definitely not be able to escape the hurdle of being imprisoned and enduring qualifications.