In this world of birds singing and flowers fragrant, there is an aura that is otherworldly and otherworldly.
However.
In the corner of the oasis, a tall, bald man with a round waist and a towel was wiping the sweat from his forehead and shaking his spoon crazily.
Stir-fry!
That's right...he is cooking in a hurry.
The cook was very fat. From a distance, his bald head looked like a shelled egg, reflecting an oily luster in the sun.
Turn around and look at the front.
His facial features are actually not ugly, and his eyebrows and eyebrows are even somewhat heroic. Maybe even when he is thin, he is still a handsome man.
Especially those pair of sword eyebrows.
With this face, he is really blind.
Salt!
sugar!
sesame oil!
The big spoon was flying, and in a few seconds, a plate of delicacies was already on the plate.
Next to the cook, there is a huge tabletop that is actually floating in the air. Dozens of dishes have been placed on the tabletop, and each plate is delicious and delicious.
"Eighty-one delicacies should be enough to serve this ancestor. What sin have I committed!"
The cook looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, then poured the remaining food in the pot into his mouth and swallowed it directly after a few times.
Wiped his hands.
The cook walked toward the center of the oasis with square steps. Behind him, the tabletop floated like this, following him forward, and even the thick soup on the tabletop did not make a ripple.
"After more than a thousand years, I have been reduced to a cook. What a shame and humiliation. What a shame. I will fuck your mother's legs..."
The fat chef took a step forward, and his fat body trembled three times. Fat was flying all over his body, full of thrilling elasticity.
But when he walked, he seemed like a handsome gentleman, and he seemed to have a sad past.
As he was about to reach the center of the oasis, the fat cook took a deep breath and solemnly walked into a door made of flowers.
This is a quiet courtyard. Although it is not big, it is surrounded by flowers and all kinds of colorful butterflies are flying back and forth. It is like the most lively place in the world.
At this time, a swallow as big as a palm flew over and pooped on the fat cook's head. Then he jumped for joy. The two forked bird tails trembled, as if to say: "Fat."
Chef, you are so stupid, haha!”
"You swallow, you are so annoying. You always like to poop on people's heads. This is wrong...Have you ever heard of roasted sparrows? Be careful, I roast you!"
Fat chef angry.
twitter!
Yanzi twisted his buttocks and twitched his forked tail, as if he was mocking and provocatively saying: "I, Yanzi, pinch my little penis and look at you, do you dare?"
"Not as knowledgeable as a bird!"
The fat chef shook his head.
This is a swallow.
The common barn swallow, in the human world, has many nests built under the eaves of every house, and can be seen everywhere in groups.
It contains no spiritual power.
A swallow is just an ordinary bird.
Of course, it is also the only bird in this oasis.
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!
The swallow flicked its tail gracefully and flew suddenly towards the center of the courtyard, chirping as it flew, as if it could not wait to complain. The urgent bird chirping seemed to say: "Help, someone wants to roast the swallow. He even roasted the swallow with cumin."
Everything is ready, hurry up and help!"
The fat chef slapped his forehead.
Turning another corner, the center of the courtyard is simple yet elegant, simple yet refined.
Although there is only one table and one chair, there is no illusion of loneliness at all.
And on the only chair, sat the back of a gray-haired old woman.
She was holding a wooden comb in her hand and was combing her white hair carefully, meticulously, as if she was afraid of accidentally breaking one of them. This white hair was her most precious treasure.
The fat chef said nothing and even breathed carefully, as if he was afraid of disturbing the old woman's tranquility.
I don’t know how much time has passed.
The old woman finally put down the wooden comb, then slowly picked up a bright red flower, and then carefully inserted it next to her temples, adding a touch of dazzling beauty to the pale color of Higurashi.
The finishing touch is nothing more than that.
"Don't laugh, you with white hair and flowers, time will never defeat beauty!"
"Master Wife, I have to say that every hair of yours exudes a beautiful temperament. No wonder Master is fascinated by you, admires you, admires you!"
After the old woman arranged the flowers, the fat chef said nothing and just flattered her.
"Yuan Langtian, for the sake of your Taishang Dao Ji Chapter and Qing Wu Dao Kong Dian Dacheng, I will let you live. If you talk too much, I will castrate you."
"If that heartless man in Taicang North was really infatuated with me, how could he walk away and leave me waiting in this barren world for ten thousand years... He is a heartless man, and I am an infatuated woman."
"If you wait for ten thousand years, you will have black hair and gray hair."
At this time, the old woman slowly turned her head. Her voice was very lazy, but as clear and crisp as a lark, and like the tinkling of spring water. Listening to every word gave people a feeling of soothing pores.
After turning her head, the old woman's face seemed to go back in time. In a few breaths, she returned to an eccentric girl.
Her face is not the kind of beauty that makes her look shy.
But it definitely gives people an extremely comfortable feeling, just like the sister next door who has admired you since she was a child. She buys candies and hides them quietly. When she sees you, she lets you lick her big watery eyes first.
, secretly paying attention to you all the time.
No matter how wronged you are outside, as long as you see these big eyes, you will forget all your troubles.
Although the silver hair somewhat spoils the youthful atmosphere, it has a different kind of poignant tenderness.
Gray hair!
safflower!
Pretty face!
The combination of the three elements is unprecedentedly harmonious.
Only in her can it be so harmonious.
"Master Mother, you are the majestic Saint of Langchi. Why is it so difficult for you to return home in one year? Even if you were in Jiutian, you are still a peerless person. Why do you need to be a demon emperor in this dirty demon realm?
Would you like me to accompany you to the human world? There are many flowers there and there are some things to see."
Yuan Langtian patted his fat belly, wiped his oily hands clean, and then placed plates of delicacies next to Yu Baiwan.
This white-haired girl is currently the only natural selection in the northern realm.
Genuine natural selection.
Perhaps, she has surpassed natural selection... No one knows what realm is beyond natural selection.
But Yuan Langtian himself was only half-step through natural selection. If Yu Baiwan wanted to kill him, a look was enough.
As for the entire Demon Realm, it was just Yu Baiwan who was bored, casually peeling off a piece of pure land from the Northern Realm and grabbing a few pets.
After a long time, the pet got tired of playing with it, so she let it go.
Who knew that these pets would unlock their wisdom and rely on the Taoist methods stolen from Yu Baiwan's side to become spirits one by one. In the end, this desolate land that Yu Baiwan split from the northern realm would become a serious threat to the human world for thousands of years.
.
Of course, Yuan Langtian was captured as a cook. Calculating the time, it was only more than a thousand years ago.
Yuan Langtian roared in his heart.
Master, please do well and go back to the Holy Land of Langchi in the Nine Heavens. Wouldn’t it be nice to be your saint?
I have to come to this barren northern realm to suffer.
"Yuan Langtian, when I wake up, more than 600 years have passed. Counting the time, the ninth thousand-year purge should have begun!"
Yu Baiwan's dark eyebrows furrowed slightly, then she picked up a piece of lotus root and gently placed it in her mouth, biting it gently with her jade teeth, the crisp sound echoed in her mouth.
Spicy fried lotus root.
Pleasantly sour and spicy, it makes you appetizing.
Yu Baiwan nodded. Yuan Langtian, a loser, is not useless. At least his cooking skills are passable.
I think of that heartless man in Taicang North who deceived me from Shangjiutian and promised to wander around the world, but he left me alone in the northern realm and disappeared without a trace.
Back then, Taicang Bei also fried her a plate of spicy lotus root dices, but the whole plate was burnt and salty and bitter.
It's almost 9000 years ago, and Yu Baiwan wants to take another bite of such salty lotus root dices.
"Master Mother, your chopsticks are forged from Tianyuan treasures, your table is forged from Tianyuan treasures, and even every brick in the house here is made from Tianyuan treasures... And the soil in the northern realm is barren, and it will not grow in a hundred years.
A Tianyuan treasure, why do you have to be angry with a place like this!"
"The Nascent Soul is purged once every thousand years. You killed it eight times, and each time you slaughtered all the Nascent Soul realm. In fact, they have no hope of natural selection. After all, this northern realm is the home you and Master are looking for.
,well!"
Although Yuan Langtian was afraid of Yu Baiwan, he still complained a little.
Once in a thousand years, the Nascent Soul is killed, no matter the reason, just do whatever you want.
"You don't understand. That heartless man promised me that he would come to me soon. I promised my father that I would wait for him for ten thousand years. Ten thousand years later, when I returned to Langchi Holy Land, all the grudges disappeared, and this land carrying
The soil of memories should also be wiped out."
"If Taicang comes back, then I will give him the original Northern Territory. At that time, there were only a few Nascent Souls in the Northern Territory. They reproduced like ants, and fighting would not affect our lives... We two
Even if you have some free time, it would be interesting to go to the human world and be regarded as a true god by people."
"Natural selection? Hmm... Although there have been many natural selection qualifications in the past 8,000 years, they were born in the wrong world and should not have been born in the northern realm."
Yu Baiwan opened her red lips and drank a spoonful of clear yam soup.
Her spoon is crystal clear, made of Tianyuan treasures, and is spotless.
"It's also strange. In the last millennium, I just woke up and found that you are such a weirdo... You were able to find the Taishang Daoji Chapter that Taicang Bei left in the Northern Realm back then, and you came to my double residence by chance.
Blessed Land, I have found my ruthless Dao Kongdian again!"
Putting down the spoon, Yu Baiwan smiled softly.
"Teacher, please don't bury me. I have gone through so much hardship and nine deaths, and finally touched the barrier of natural selection. Who would have thought that I would be knocked back to my original shape with a chopstick of yours. If it weren't for me before I started practicing Taoism, I was from a family of cooks, and now in this world
There really is no Yuan Langtian anymore."
Yuan Langtian slapped his forehead.
He didn't have any hatred at all.
So what if I hate it?
You have already surpassed the entire Northern Realm, become the Human Emperor, and almost wiped out the entire Demon Realm.
I thought the world was under my feet.
Who would have known that at your peak moment, you would be blasted into the mortal world by someone else with a chopstick and knocked back to your original shape.
It is absolutely impossible for people who have never experienced this kind of despair to experience it.
"These two Taoist teachings were created on a whim by Taicang Bei and I while watching the sunset and sunrise... In fact, they are not perfect. Taicang rose from poverty and became tyrannical in the flesh, so I created the Wuqing Tao Kongdian to let him take the physical form.
Stronger.”
"But he loves me and knows that my Langchi Holy Land has become a holy place through Taoism, so he created the Taishang Taoji Chapter and gave it to me as a gift."
"Thousands of years have passed. Even though my father and my clan gave you a little favor back then, why did you take your anger out on me...Brother Taicang, I know you are arrogant, and I also know that you never eat soft food."
, but I have already eloped with you, why do you still want to leave!"
Speaking of sadness, Yu Baiwan's pretty face looked haggard, and the swallow flapped its wings as if to comfort the beauty. At the same time, the swallow gave Yuan Langtian a fierce look.