Marshal Tianpeng, who was demoted to earth, has been very melancholy recently.
I am always thinking about a serious issue, which is related to my own life and future.
"How should I get along with a mortal monk? How should I fool the Monkey King and stay with him for a long, long time?"
Marshal Tianpeng is having a hard time.
Looking at his dignity, Marshal Tianpeng was very upset.
It's really uncomfortable that I, the marshal of heaven, turned into a pig.
He was still demoted to the mortal world, and he was still guilty of a crime. The crime was even more ridiculous, it turned out to be for molesting Fairy Chang'e.
"I'm stupid to seek death and adjust the breath of Fairy Chang'e. I heard that the Taiyin Star in the fairy world is the real body of the Empress Chang'e, and Fairy Chang'e in the spiritual world is just a clone of the Empress. What's more, I heard that the Taiyin Star in the fairy world, Fairy Chang'e,
There was a demon king who was born in ancient times and rose up in ancient times. Because he offended the empress, he was suppressed and chopped down trees for many eons. How stupid am I to provoke Fairy Chang'e?"
Marshal Tianpeng felt depressed when he thought of this.
It’s so uncomfortable to bear this charge.
Those who know understand that they have been arbitrarily fabricated.
But if you don’t know, do you really think that you are trying to die to offend Fairy Chang’e?
And what if Fairy Chang'e doesn't know and thinks she is provocative?
"Whoever charges me with this crime will definitely be harassed by me when I return."
Marshal Tianpeng swore angrily.
After a while...
"Forget it, let's not talk about this for now, let's think about how to get along with a monkey and a monk."
"By the way, not long after, there will be an old friend, General Roller Curtain."
"But that guy with the roller blinds is a sycophant!"
Marshal Tianpeng was thoughtful again.
Why could I get this wonderful job on my journey to the West?
It's because he is not only a member of the Jie Sect, but Duobao, the current Tathagata Buddha, is also his teacher, although he is only a registered disciple.
But it is because of this that he became one of the five people traveling to the west.
As for the roller blinds, this guy was a preacher. But he was good at flattering, and he was deeply favored by the Jade Emperor, so the little roller blind general became the five people traveling westward.
In this calculation, nothing is simple.
"Tang Monk is nothing to worry about. Even if he is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he has no memory and no cultivation. He is just a symbol and nothing to worry about."
"This guy from Roller Shutter is very cunning. He likes to use his honest and honest appearance to win the favor of others. You should be careful with this guy."
"Little White Dragon is a proud and arrogant guy. It is said that he is very strong and has a good father. The dragon clan is not an ordinary force. Although he has sealed his memory and personality after turning into a white horse, he must be just in case."
"As for the monkey? He is a poor man, but he is the most important. He is the soul of this time. And they say that monkeys are good at monkeys. He is just a little clever because of his lack of knowledge... I can pretend to be stupid.
Being a bastard?"
Marshal Tianpeng thought of this and thought it was feasible.
It's okay to be a sharp-tongued bastard. Anyway, he's just doing it for the sake of merit after reaching Consummation, not to please his Buddhist sect.
And even if you want to show off your strength, you can’t do it. Marshal Tianpeng has a perfect cultivation level of Taiyi, but after reincarnation, he will only be in the middle stage of Golden Immortal, so he doesn’t have the strength to show off his strength.
Not to mention that if he destroys the journey to the west where the major forces unite, he will be eliminated.
To sum up, it is best to be a sharp-tongued bastard.
What's more, Buddhism also says that only one's own failures and shortcomings can set off the monkey's greatness.
If I do the monkey's work, how can Buddhism influence the monkey by traveling westward?
"That's it, just be a bastard."
Marshal Tianpeng decided.
Started waiting for the arrival of Sun Wukong and Xuanzang.
Time passed quickly. Marshal Tianpeng went to Gao Laozhuang according to the plan. He got drunk and showed his round shape, which scared Cuihua and Mr. Gao.
From then on, there was a pig demon in Gao Laozhuang.
But that day, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng came. Tianpeng said that it was so hard to wait. If they didn't come, I, the old pig, couldn't help but harm Cuihua, the eldest daughter of the Yellow Flower.
Tang Seng became more garrulous, and Sun Wukong became more "free and easy" and more stable.
The relationship between master and apprentice seems to be getting better.
Staying at Gao Laozhuang for the night, Mr. Gao complained bitterly about his experience and looked like he couldn't survive.
This greatly touched Tang Seng's compassion, and he decided to seek justice.
But what should I do if I can’t do it?
After thinking about it, yes, I have an apprentice, so let's leave it to my apprentice Wukong to do it.
Wukong was not dissatisfied at all. He had expected it, and it seemed that another disaster was coming.
Sun Wukong gradually likes this kind of suffering, because it indicates that he is closer to success.
Therefore, he agreed without hesitation, making Tang Seng feel that Wukong had finally grown up and became better under his influence.
——
"A pig demon?"
Sun Wukong chased Tianpeng's lair.
"I just don't know what's going on with this? Some of the tribulations my old Sun encountered could be beaten to death, and some were rescued. Those who were rescued were not easy, and those who were beaten to death were all weak. This pig demon is not
Do you know how?"
later……
In the routine, Tianpeng comes to marry Miss Gao, but the result is that Sun Wukong becomes...
Both of them are lying to each other, so the scene is very funny and brainless.
Finally, after a long battle, and seeing that he was about to lose, Tianpeng asked hurriedly: "Are you the Monkey King, the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace before?"
Wukong felt very comfortable after saying this.
I met a lot of monsters and they all said they were Bima Wen. This is really a shame for me. This pig monster seems to be pretty good and knows my name.
"Yes, so what?"
"Are you going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures with an eminent monk from the East? The eminent monk's Buddhist name is Xuanzang and he is known as Tang Monk?" Tianpeng asked.
"How do you know?" Sun Wukong began to wonder. This one doesn't seem to have a backing, nor does it look like those who were beaten to death by him.
result……
"Senior Brother, I have been waiting for you so hard. I am..."
After a while of explaining, Sun Wukong finally understood.
This person turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng of Heaven, but he was demoted to the lower realm because he made a mistake.
After being enlightened by Guanshiyin, he wanted to help Tang Monk like himself.
Sun Wukong suddenly became excited. He was full of curiosity. Finally, he found someone who could ask questions. Instead of killing him, he took him to see his master first.
After that...Tang Monk suddenly realized that it was the Bodhisattva's will. Well, he had more disciples.
He took a Dharma name: Wen Neng, also known as Bajie.
The main reason is that Bajie is not good enough, and he actually wants to commit the sexual precept and marry a wife. Tang Seng said that this is not allowed, and he should take Bajie to make him repent from time to time.
In a perfect situation, Miss Gao Cuihua was not harmed, Tianpeng became Wuneng, Bajie, and the master and apprentice became three persons.
We are about to bid farewell to Gaolaozhuang and continue our journey westward.
In order to show his comprehensive performance, Bajie looked reluctant to leave and looked at Gao Cuihua with fascination.
This made Tang Seng feel even worse about Bajie.
Sun Wukong was also a little disappointed. He wanted to ask him some questions about the virtue of the Marshal of Heaven. How should he ask about this virtue?
However!
"Elder Tang, wait a moment!"
"Miss Gao... Gao Donor, are you?" Tang Seng.
"My daughter?" Mr. Gao said.
"Elder Tang, in fact, I like Wu Neng. I want to say that I will wait for him and wait for him to come back and marry me after completing the Buddhist scriptures with you. I will wait."
After saying that, he turned away shyly.
"This?" Sun Wukong was dumbfounded. He looked at Cuihua who was leaving, and then at his cheap junior brother Bajie.
Zhu Bajie was also confused, thinking: What kind of rhythm is this?
Mr. Gao was confused for a while, and his daughter went crazy.
"Deng Deng..."
Suddenly, Miss Gao ran back again, seemingly forgetting something.
While everyone was stunned, Miss Gao ran to Zhu Bajie and took out a kit.
"I had a dream once, and a Taoist priest gave it to me in my dream, saying that it would grant me a wish, no matter what wish it was. My wish is to wait for you to come back, and you can take it."
"Uh?" Zhu Bajie is still in a trap.
Afterwards... As soon as Miss Gao gave him the kit, the kit turned into a stream of light and flew into his soul in Zhu Bajie's dumbfounded eyes.
When Zhu Bajie wanted to resist, it was already too late. He saw the stream of light flying into the depths of his soul, forming a prison.
It is the kind of imprisonment where a person seeking the Tao swears an oath to heaven and earth. If he violates it, he will wait until his body dies and the Tao disappears.
Zhu Bajie was speechless. He didn't do anything, he just followed the instructions of Buddhism. Why did he add an oath of heaven? If he didn't come back to marry Miss Gao after completing the Buddhist scriptures, he would have to wait for his death.
Tang Monk:??
Sun Wukong, Master Gao:???
Zhu Bajie: "Believe me, I didn't do anything, didn't do anything?"
It’s been a while!
Sun Wukong was stunned and thought: He saw it wrong, it turned out to be true love, and he underestimated Junior Brother Bajie.
Tang Seng was also confused and thought: What should I do? Someone who is engaged sneaks into the team. What should I, my disciple, do?
Mr. Gao almost couldn’t think about it!
…………
And in the Great Leiyin Temple in the spiritual world, there was a rumble of wind and cranes throughout the entire Leiyin Temple.
"I did it, so what? You little Buddhists have any objections?"
"You, you, you are hindering the general trend of heaven and earth, and you will be punished by cause and effect." Ran Deng.
"Haha, the general trend of the world. When I calculated the general trend of the world, your Buddhist Zhunti and Jieyin were not born yet? You actually said that I will be punished, huh! I came to the ancient world to reach an agreement with the fate of heaven. You are just a threat.
, it’s really ridiculous.”
He added: "If I hadn't been a bold person, do you think I would have come to explain it myself to you little Buddhists? I came to explain it to give you face, so don't be ignorant."
"Amitabha, you will be punished by Taoist Master." Tathagata said bitterly.
"The Taichu will not take action, it is not to cut off the rise of your Buddhism, but I feel that you have gone too far, a false journey to the west, just for the rise of your Buddhism, this is not good... So in the false,
I have added a bit of authenticity, look at what a good couple they are, even if this Journey to the West is fake, after this pig demon succeeds, he must marry that little human girl..."
"You, reincarnation..."
"I am a general, so of course I should be addressed as "Holy Lord, a general." When entering the ancient times, follow the rules of the ancient times."
"You..." Fomen.
"Okay, I have said everything that needs to be said. In short, no one can break this pig demon's oath unless you have the Wuji Hunyuan Golden Immortal at the Wuji level to break it. Remember, don't embarrass those lovers. Journey to the West is over.
If you don't, just tell the pig demon to go back."
"Wow——"
After saying that, the general left Leiyin Temple.
The Buddhist sect of Leiyin Temple was in despair. After a good layout, it seemed to be on the right track, but a troublemaker of the level of a great devil came.
He is also a holy general who claims to be at the Hunyuan Wuji level.
He was the previous Beast King, the true creator of the underworld, the ancestor of the previous zombies, and the mastermind behind the previous invasion of the ancient world.
This kind of character is too outrageous and is the opponent of Dao Zun and Dao Ancestor.
It is true that there are two saints in Buddhism, but they are still weak.
In addition, the general, the Holy Lord, actually said: He has reached an agreement with Tiandao and Dao Lord, and from now on he can enter and leave the wilderness at will, as long as he does not harm others at will.
Buddhism is very heartbroken. Supreme Heavenly Dao, Supreme Taoist Lord, why did you let this devil come in? Such a devil must be killed.
Alas...! Buddhism is very melancholy.
A monkey must be careful about his plans. Now there is a Zhu Bajie who is engaged, what should we do?
Fortunately, as the general said, it does not hinder the overall situation, it just adds some variables and makes Buddhism lose a little face.
After all, if Zhu Bajie wants to survive, he can only go back and marry Miss Gao after completing his merits.
…………
The other side!
Two stalwart, seemingly non-existent figures stood facing each other.
"Taichu, I always feel that you are plotting against me?" The general looked at Taichu who was carrying his back in confusion.
He was also depressed. He had agreed to come to the Great Wilderness casually, but not long after entering, he was found by Taichu.
He also brought him here and told him: If he completes a task, he will kill this clone and make it a joke for him to enter the wilderness at will.
The general was very angry and planned to have a fight.
But after thinking about it, I couldn't beat it. I wasn't sure at all. It would only be a food delivery.
Thinking about it again, I haven't been threatened by Taichu once or twice anyway. I'm used to it, so just treat it as protection money.
Hence the scene of scheming against Bajie and Miss Gao.
"General, you're overthinking it. It's just a journey to the west. It's just to add some fun to the falsehood. There's no calculation." Taichu smiled.
"Then why don't you do it yourself and want me to do it?" the general asked again.
"If I can't do it, I have promised Sakyamuni. Although doing it will not have any impact on me, I am a man of my word, so I won't interfere randomly."
After Taichu finished speaking, the general almost vomited blood and thought: This is called not interfering? You didn't interfere, but you old man threatened me to intervene.
You also said it was just for fun, why don’t I believe it?
The rise of Buddhism in the Journey to the West was a small cause and effect, but he himself ignored it.
But I always feel that my intervention this time is not pure. If it is just the layout of Journey to the West, Taichu will not threaten me. There may be other important layouts that I don't know about.
However, Taichu just didn’t say it.
"General, what do you think of this journey to the west and this monkey?" Taichu suddenly asked.
The general, who was still thinking about where he had been tricked, was stunned, thought for a while and said:
"That's it for Journey to the West. As for this monkey? With the original rebirth of the guy of light and darkness, or is it transformed by the reckless man of the Chaos Demon Ape? If he knows everything, I guess, I guess?"
"What must it be like?" Taichu asked.
The general shook his head and said: "If it were me, I would be very decisive. Those who are ignorant of me and want to change me, I will make all their plans come to nothing, even if they die."
After the general finished speaking, Taichu nodded and said nothing.
Instead, he said: "Okay, you did a good job this time. I promise you that you can enter the wild world at will. As for you wanting to take the Zerg to the mortal world and the fairy world, I don't care. Just like you said,
It is good for the evolution of prehistoric times and provides more ways. In addition..."
Taichu said meaningfully: "General, you are actually very talented in creating ethnic groups. Zombies, vampires, and Zerg are all good. I think you should stop engaging in conspiracies all day long and create more ethnic groups to make the prehistoric world a better place."
Variety is not bad, maybe if you do this I will find it more pleasing to you."
"You, you insulted me?" The general was a little angry.
"No, I'm telling the truth. Why, you are only at the first level of Hunyuan Wuji, do you want to compete with me?"
"In the beginning, you, you, you are still so hateful!"
The uncomfortable general shouted: "Don't come to me again, I will feel uncomfortable when I see you. Humph——"
The general looked at Taichu with a bit of resentment, and then disappeared.
Only Taichu was left, the three masters and disciples looked far away but seemed to be right in front of them.
The three of them were still shocked, especially Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.
As for Taichu, he asked the general what he would do if he were Sun Wukong?
Taichu also thought of this. Maybe Sun Wukong started after he knew everything. It doesn't count now. The judgment of the generals is very different from Taichu.
Fortunately, Taichu had already made a plan. If it really turned out to be the situation the general said... it wouldn't be bad. It would just be a fresh start.
It doesn't matter if the nature is pure, it comes or goes.
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