Off-road vehicles were parked steadily at the intersection, waiting for the red light, and the wave of off-duty bicycles quickly spread across the intersection.
Not far away, two bicycles that were trying to get by were bumped into each other, and the fruits and vegetables bought at the market were scattered all over the floor. The two old women stood up and started arguing with each other without supporting the bicycles.
"You're going to die! You came here in a daze and didn't even look at the road. You were preparing to go home for a funeral!"
"Hey, I looked at what you were wearing and looked like a dog. I thought you were a quality person, but when you opened your mouth, it stunk more than a cesspit. Wow, you're so hot-headed (local dialect) that you're just sick."
"You are such a hot-headed woman. Your whole family is a hot-headed stinky woman. I will tear your mouth apart."
"Smelly woman, shameless stinky woman..."
The two old women couldn't get enough of the scolding, so they simply grabbed fruits and vegetables on the ground and started smashing them. Soon, the two women were covered in tomato juice, vegetable leaves, and celery stalks. The fighting was quite fierce.
The traffic policeman next to him didn't dare to rush in to fend off the two women. Faced with the fierce attack of vegetables and fruits, he just waved his hands anxiously: "Don't smash it, don't smash it. It'll be great if everyone can go home, blind da da da."
Why bother?"
intersection
Toyota off-road vehicle
Wang Yaocheng listened to the familiar local slang, smelled the fragrant smell of his hometown, and said a little intoxicated: "Yes, it's the smell of this hometown. Even swearing is done in such a friendly way, it's quite exciting."
Unexpectedly, the two old ladies who were having a fierce argument overheard it. They immediately stopped the argument and looked over eagerly, "Let's find some trouble for free. Who is adding fuel to this fire? Your family
If the adults are not here, I will help educate him for a while."
Wow, I set myself on fire...run away.
Just as the red light at the intersection turned green, Wang Yaocheng kicked up the floor with oil, and the Toyota SUV roared a long way away, escaping from the battlefield as quickly as possible.
"Don't run away, little bastard..."
The Toyota off-road vehicle drove lightly on the familiar streets. The reflection of the street lights on Wang Yaocheng's face was constantly bright and dark. The cool summer breeze blowing in from the car window gave people a pleasant and comfortable feeling.
"Jingle bell"
The ringtone of Big Brother's phone suddenly came to his mind, which startled him and made him reluctant to answer the phone.
"Hey, who are you? I can't hear you clearly... Who are you? Make your voice louder."
"I'm your mother."
"I am you..."
Wang Yaocheng couldn't help but pop out the last word "Dad". Fortunately, he was clever and closed his jaws to force the last word "Dad" back.
"I am your son, mother. My son misses you so much. My dearest mother..." Wang Yaocheng held the phone and said, "Bah, chirp, chirp, chirp," and did not forget to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
This scared me to the point of sweating, and I almost lost half of my soul.
After putting down the phone, Wang Yaocheng was a little surprised by the scene at home. Three banquets were opened in the living room and in the courtyard, and he was waiting for the rightful owner to arrive home. Even his second uncle's family who was far away in Yanzhou City had a banquet.
Came here, the scene was so spectacular.
On the phone, Wang Yaocheng told his mother that he was still on the way, and his mother, Chen Xiulian, responded domineeringly;
There was no rush, and I waited until 12 o'clock. My family bought 20 kilograms of melon seeds alone, which was enough to satisfy them all.
twenty minutes later
The Toyota off-road vehicle turned the last corner, and you could see the bright lights at the door of your house in the distance. Several strong lights were used on bamboo poles outside to disperse the darkness, leaving behind a large expanse of bright white.
A 1.5-meter round tabletop has been placed in the yard, with piles of cold dishes piled high on it. Relatives and friends moved stools to sit outside, chatting and eating melon seeds, looking very happy.
The four-speaker Sanyo tape recorder in the boss Wang Yaoyang's room was turned to the maximum volume and playing "Loess High Slope" at the top of his lungs. The treble was severely distorted and still brought a vast northwest flavor;
My family lives on a high loess slope, and strong winds blow from the slope.
Whether it is northwest wind or southeast wind, it is my song, my song.
My family lives on a high loess slope, and the sun walks over the slope.
Shining on my cave dwelling, shining on my arms, and following my cows.
No matter how many years have passed, generations of ancestors have left me behind,
I was left singing songs as far as the eye could see, and the Yellow River beside me.
…
Wang Yaoyang, a tall man of 1.85 meters, stood out in the crowd. He was shaking like polio to the melody of the song. From time to time, he would scratch his neck and cry like a wolf, causing Luo Jingwen next to him to slap him in a strange way. This guy was even more conspicuous.
Damn.
If Aunt Luo Chunli saw this, she would cry to death, and she would never send her daughter to the fire pit.
This thing is so concealed that even Aunt Luo Chunli missed it.
The Toyota SUV drove silently to the door, and the electric glass window slowly fell down, revealing Wang Yaocheng's young and energetic face. He whistled frivolously at Luo Jingwen; "Sister-in-law, do you want a ride?"
Luo Jingwen was stunned in surprise.
Wang Yaoyang was shaking like a convulsion, and turned around when he heard the sound, barely stumbling over himself; "Xiaocheng, how dare you molest my sister-in-law, you coward, get off here, fuck, fuck, fuck, you're so awesome.
Let me take the car and have a great time."
"Watt, are you talkingme? (Are you talking to me?)"
Unfortunately, Wang Yaoyang went to the army before graduating from high school. He could recognize him in English, but he could not recognize him in English. However, Wang Yaoyang was convinced that his younger brother was being weird, and he directly followed the traditional method of violent conquest.
"If you can't get down, I'll have to go up to my big brother. Do you want to rebel?"
"Hey, please be gentle, brother, I'm coming down."
Wang Yaocheng was obediently pulled off by his ears. Now, the relatives who were chatting saw him and surrounded him with "hoorahs" and "chirps" and asked questions.
While they were having fun, cousin Wang Peipei’s clear voice sounded: “My aunt is angry, someone is going to be in trouble.”
The two brothers turned around and saw their mother, Chen Xiulian, standing on the doorstep, holding her hands around her waist.
Wang Yaoyang was so frightened that he quickly let go of his hand, dragging Luo Jingwen and saying, "My wife is so windy that she screams and screams."
He jumped into the Toyota off-road vehicle, took his girlfriend and kicked the accelerator and ran away. There was a faint strange cry: "Oh, wow, this car is so awesome, it makes no sound at all when it runs."
This side
Looking at his mother's smiling eyes, Wang Yaocheng walked slowly up to him, gently put his arm around his mother's waist, and said, "Mom, my son is back. He has been out for more than a month and misses you all the time."
"Mom and dad miss you too, son. You have never been away from us for so long. Your dad tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep, and he didn't let me tell you."
"It makes you two elders worried."
"What are you talking about? By the way, how did you drive back home by yourself? When did you learn to drive?"
"This time I went out with a wealthy classmate. I got used to it as I practiced. I'll find someone to get a driving certificate in two days, so I won't be afraid of traffic police checks when I hit the road." Wang Yaocheng could only lie and tell the story.
The child circled over.
"It's good to come back. I must be tired after driving all the way back. Let's go inside and have a rest. We'll prepare for the dinner later." Mother Chen Xiulian patted his back with a kind face, trusting her son unconditionally and whispered.
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"Um."
It was rare for all relatives to gather together. Before the banquet for the No. 1 Scholar, the kind-hearted grandmother led everyone in a series of feudal superstitious activities.
An altar was set up in the main room, and incense was burned to commemorate the spirit of grandpa, grandma, and grandpa. Gold ingots and banknotes, a refrigerator, a TV, and even a Jinling University notice handmade by Comrade Wang Guodong were burned for them.
Then he led a large group of descendants to kowtow one by one, making the scene quite solemn.
Grandma muttered something: "Two old relatives, and my dead old man, please collect the gold ingots, the refrigerator, and the color TV set for you to burn. These are all given to you by the children as a filial piety. There is no need to save money down there."
, just ask me in your dream to tell me what you are missing. There is no shortage of this in your home now.
I also want to tell you some good news. Thanks to the great blessing of the old Wang family, our good grandson Xiaocheng has been admitted to a key university. Our family has a literary star. I will go to the temple to burn incense tomorrow.
The ghost followed and took advantage of it.
Xiaocheng has been admitted to college, his children have all started families, and his life is now better.
I, an old woman, have nothing to worry about. My dead old man, listen to me. I will go down to find you in two years. Don’t make any trouble for me down there. Those messy women are not allowed to go home.
Take it, or I will..."
"Mom, Mom, why are you talking about this on this big day?" Chen Xiulian quickly stopped the old man from talking; "It's so annoying, please stop talking about it. The children are hungry. Let's keep the story short."
Wang Yaocheng, who was standing aside and ready to kowtow, looked helpless. As the only remaining old man in the family, his strong and strong grandmother said that there would be no problem in another 30 years, not only in two years.
In the countryside, those old men who played cards with their grandmothers and bet 10 or 20 cents each were more than ten or twenty years younger than their grandmothers. In the end, they all died and went to the west. Only the old lady lived more and more vigorously.
The ears are not deaf and the eyes are not blurred.
When Wang Yaocheng ran a red light and was knocked away, his grandmother was still alive and well, and several uncles were preparing to celebrate their 100th birthday.
I wonder if her body and bones will be able to hold on after hearing the bad news.
Twenty minutes later, the three-table banquet officially started.
There are two large round tables in the large living room, and another table in the courtyard.
The main table is on the inside. Sitting on the main seat are Wang Yaocheng's grandmother, several elders among relatives, Wang Guodong and his wife, second uncle Wang Guoliang and his wife, uncle Chen Xiude, second uncle Chen Xiucai, brother-in-law Chen Xiutong, and freshly minted college students~Today's
The main lord, Wang Yaocheng.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.
Brother-in-law Chen Xiutong held the wine glass and said, "Come on, small town, let me have two more drinks with you. You will be a college student from now on. You will be great when you get out. You will definitely develop in a big city. These three children of my uncle have no future.
From now on, it’s up to you.”
Wang Yaocheng was disgusted. This brother-in-law Chen Xiutong was uneducated, lazy, and addicted to gambling. As long as he had two coins in his hand, he would take them to the gambling table and lose them all.
There is no end to the list of bad things he has done.