The news spread like wildfire, and early the next morning, four senior high school students came to hear the news and dragged Wang Yaocheng out of his home without any explanation.
"Dachengzi, do you still know how to come back? I thought your wings had become stiff and you had already flown away, forgetting all about us brothers." Wu Gen looked dissatisfied with desire.
Wang Yaocheng smiled, raised his long legs and kicked him on the butt; "Rolling ball, you dare to talk to me like this, don't you want that stewed egg on your head?"
"That's right, this kind of person should be severely punished." Luo Peixin lost no time in flattering him.
Wang Yaocheng glanced at him and said nothing.
"Dachengzi, why are you carrying a bag when you come out to play? What good things are in it? Is it food?" Shi Xueyi transformed into a curious baby and reached out to tug Wang Yaocheng's bag.
"There are a few books. If you can chew up the English dictionary, you can eat it." Wang Yaocheng casually found an excuse to deal with it.
Shi Xueyi immediately lost interest; "Now that you have graduated, what books are you still reading? You have nothing to do."
"You don't have to continue learning in college. You can't leave your mouth when punching and you can't leave your hands when singing. If you see a foreigner on the street, you can also practice speaking."
"Bah! It's boring."
In fact, the bag contained a brick-like Big Brother. Wang Yaocheng was worried about important matters in his company far away in Jinling, so he took his phone with him when he went out to avoid finding anyone.
The reason why I didn't tell these buddies was that it would be too troublesome to explain and it was totally unnecessary.
a moment later
Under the shade of the trees, cicadas chirp
On the street next to the cold drink shop, five people squatted in a row on the curb, each holding a cold popsicle in their hand and licking it, making a loud "sizzling" sound.
Whenever a young woman rides a bicycle and her skirts flutter in the breeze, revealing her smooth legs, a few of them say "Oh..." like a nymphomaniac, and their hair almost drips to the ground.
"it's beautiful."
Shen Bo shook his head and licked the popsicle, showing an expression of fascination like a nymphomaniac. The pimples on his face were shining brightly. "These big girls don't know how to fix them. They are just beautiful. They are nothing like those Chaihuo girls in our class.
You have breasts but no breasts, you have thighs but no thighs, and when the bell rings, you rush out like a crazy woman, how boring it is!"
"Boba, among the few of us, you are the only one who spends a lot of time hanging out in front of female classmates, and I never find you dissatisfied with this or that."
"I don't understand that you don't have a girlfriend, eunuch." Shen Bo said nothing about women.
"So do you have a girlfriend?" Shi Xueyi played the role of topic terminator very well.
Shen Bo;
Can you still brag properly?
Shen Bo was so choked by this sentence that he couldn't answer it. Everyone was a classmate who knew everything about it, and there was no way he could talk about Wu Ying'er. He almost went crazy laughing with them.
"Dacheng, dung beetle, eunuch, Ashin, you guys, please listen to me. I am planning to get rid of all evil virginity this summer. I have been preparing for this day for a long time." Shen Bo looked confident.
Look.
Several other people looked at each other in surprise and couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Bo, do you have any good ideas? Please take care of your brothers, we have been suffering for a long time."
"Hmph!" Shen Bo looked fiercely at the smooth thigh of the young woman passing in front of him and said with a grin; "According to the information I heard from the road, there are beautiful young women in the massage parlors on the road to Beicheng.
that……"
He smiled lewdly, rubbed his fingers together, and said, "As long as you have money."
"How much will it cost?"
"Whatever, it costs 100 yuan. I heard that 50 yuan is OK, but the quality is poor. They all have crooked noses and squinty eyes. We can't save that money." Shen Bo said very experiencedly; "After all, this is the first time. , if you find a 40-year-old aunt with a butt as big as a millstone, you will be very upset when you think about it in the future."
"Yeah! It makes sense, it makes sense, and Brother Boba is thoughtful."
"You can't save this money. If you want to find something, just find a good one."
"Boba, how much money have you saved?"
The loser nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, looking concerned. Adolescent boys like to talk about this topic the most, and they enjoy it endlessly.
Shi Xueyi interrupted abruptly and asked, and everyone turned their attention to Shen Bo again, full of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
"Come on, we've almost got enough, you can just drool all over your butts." Shen Bo smiled cheaply and took out more than six yuan with the cents from his pocket; "There are still more than 90 yuan left. I have collected enough, please help me sponsor a little bit so that I can realize my dream as soon as possible."
"whispering sound……"
A burst of boos
"Don't make any noise, look to the front left at 11 o'clock, there is a serious situation."
Several teenagers turned their eyes in unison, and said "Oh..." involuntarily, their eyes instantly glazed over.
A young woman in her 20s walked along the roadside. Her tall figure was very eye-catching.
She was wearing a pale goose-yellow floral dress, and she seemed to burst into the teenager's sight with a halo of light. Her fair skin set off her curvy figure, and her wavy hair was blowing in the wind. She walked all the way with the charming charm of a mature woman. .
come closer
She looked at the five silly boys on the roadside with a little surprise, their eyes blank, and she couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled. In an instant, the amorous feelings spread like light and electricity, deeply touching everyone's heart. You can hear the clear "gulu" sound of dry swallowing.
The five silly boys turned their heads in unison, watching the woman pass in front of them, walking all the way into the distance, until they turned the corner and could no longer be seen.
"Dung Beetle, I want to ask you what your greatest wish is. How do you answer?"
"I want to peek at her bathing. It's worth dying to take a peek." Shi Xueyi murmured, telling everything in his heart, as if he still hadn't woken up from his dream.
"Well...it's just that my grandson doesn't want to see it."
"Ma Dan, stop talking, I'm going to have a nosebleed."
Wang Yaocheng looked at the beautiful figure going away and sighed in his heart; this woman is still unbelievably charming.
Everyone was talking about it, and Luo Peixin suddenly thought of a question: "We don't even know her name or where she is, so where can we take a peek?"
"Then... we can just follow the past."
Track or trace?
This is a problem.
"That's not good." The Dung Beetle hesitated; "What if we are arrested as bad guys or are discovered?"
"It's all on the road anyway, so we can't help walking."
"That's right! Well...if we find out, we'll just say we're here to find our classmates. At most, we won't find them."
"That makes sense. How about we... take action."
"Let's go, be brave enough to fight against the sword. If a gangster has bad intentions towards this beautiful sister, we can act bravely. Maybe we will have a chance to get to know this sister."
Wu Gen was fanning the flames on the side, and as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to chase after him.
No need to encourage, the eyes of several young people who had just left school brightened with excitement at the thought of being able to heroically save a beautiful girl.
The pride in my heart was instantly aroused. I quickly licked two popsicles and stood up, rushing to follow him.
"Wait a minute, let's talk about it first." At this time, classmate Shi Xueyi was still awake; "If the gangster is beaten away, the beautiful sister can get close to whoever she chooses, but we can't mess up the situation first."
"Okay, brothers are like brothers and sisters, and women are like clothes. If you don't tell us, everyone will understand."
"It's better to talk openly so as not to affect the relationship between brothers."
"This is not possible. This is the opportunity to test us brothers. Once we find those who are only female and have no loyalty, we must be eliminated to maintain the purity of our brothers."
"That's necessary. The time has come to test us."
Wang Yaocheng felt deep pain in his brain and doubted the correctness of hanging out with them because his best friend's IQ had plummeted and he didn't even say a word about his horoscope.
Wang Yaocheng shook his head with a wry smile, stretched out his long legs, and followed the people in front of him.
With a sense of superiority over others, he enjoyed this slightly childish activity.
At the corner of the street, after the beautiful sister and the two girls met, the group expanded to three people. It was obvious that they had made an appointment long ago.
They visited several shops with great interest, and the beautiful figure of the young girl transformed into a beautiful scenery on the street.
"Damn, brothers, two more will be enough for each of us." Shen Bo's cerebral cortex was already occupied by excitement, and his mathematics dropped to the level of the first grade of elementary school.
"Come on, open your eyes and see clearly. You know those two, the Chaihuo girl in your mouth." Classmate Shi Xueyi said disdainfully.
Shen Bo's eyes were full of white arms and legs, and he really didn't pay attention to who the two girls were.
"It's Xia Yuxin from our class and Liu Li from the second class. It's unlucky to meet them. Now we are exposed." Wu Gen was in a very depressed mood.
Shen Bo didn't want to give up; "Eunuch, are we still following?"
"You're just following me, Boba, please wake up, okay? Do you know what a stalking pervert is? If someone finds out, don't even think about raising your head again. If Xia Yuxin doesn't expose all of us, I suggest that we, brothers, retreat as the days are long."
Wu Gen showed the determination of a strong man to cut off his wrist.
Shi Xueyi sneered twice and said, "I'm afraid it's too late. It's best to think about how to deal with the aftermath."
ah……
Sure enough, three women with different styles stood on the side of the street and said a few words, and then suddenly walked back together. They said a few words to each other from time to time, and then covered their mouths and giggled. Apparently, they had already discovered that they were stupid.
Missing.
"What should I do if the situation is critical?"
"Dachengzi, why don't you go up and entangle them first, cover us brothers and retreat first, and meet at the small bookstall in front of the department store. Let's see you there. Anyway, Boba has money in his pocket. In order to compensate for your sacrifice, we will
I won’t come home until I’m drunk at night.”
Luo Peixin's proposal was unanimously agreed by several other bad friends.
The so-called: A dead Taoist friend will not die but a poor Taoist.
The suggestion of not getting drunk or returning is not difficult to put into practice. A plate of peanuts costs two yuan, mixed cucumbers cost two yuan, fried shredded pork costs five yuan, and stir-fried three delicacies cost three yuan a plate.
, a bottle of Jinting is only three yuan and fifty cents, a dozen yuan is enough for a few people to chip in.
The question is whether Wang Yaocheng is willing to bear the thunder for his brothers.