You can pretend to be cool, but if you pretend to be too outrageous and there's no way to end it, then it's not called pretending, it's called a fool!
At this moment, Fan Jianqiang was in this situation. He was bragging too much and pretending to be cool. He couldn't hold it in for a while. As a result, he went too far and became a fool.
You know, before he kept talking about how great he was and how he was a master at fishing, but now what he caught was not a fish, but a pair of bad slippers.
If anyone has ever fished by the river, they have encountered such a situation. They thought they caught a big fish, but who knew it turned out to be some household waste, such as slippers, hats, clothes, and even a woman’s fish? bra.
Originally these things were quite embarrassing, but now Fan Jianqiang still wants to show off, but as a result, he suddenly has no way to go down.
Hearing that the students were making fun of him, Fan Jianqiang suddenly became angry.
Seeing that he was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and then he angrily scolded these students, "Why are you laughing? Don't laugh!"
"Teacher Fan, why are you talking to the students like this? They are just having fun. You are an adult, why do you have the nerve to care so much about children?"
Shen Lingshan on the side was a little angry. After all, these students were just children. No matter how angry Fan Qianqiang was, he couldn't be like children, right?
"Teacher Shen, I..."
Suddenly, Fan Jianqiang was at a loss for words. He was already aggrieved, but now he had to be said like this by the goddess, which made him feel even more uncomfortable.
If he had known this earlier, he felt that he would have stopped pretending just now.
regret!
Blue thin!
mushroom!
…
At this moment, he felt an indescribable pain in his heart.
Time passed quickly, and an hour came in a blink of an eye.
As a result, Ye Zihao caught many big fish, while Fan Jianqiang only caught a small fish about the size of his thumb.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Zihao cleaned the internal organs of the fish, then lit firewood and grilled the big fish.
You know, Ye Zihao himself is a man with very good cooking skills. As the saying goes, he can go out in the hall and the kitchen, he can flirt with girls, and he can beat people with martial arts.
A small task like grilling fish is a piece of cake for him.
It was evident that he moved skillfully, sprinkling a little seasoning, soy sauce, and some spices on the fish from time to time. For a moment, a fragrant smell came from the scene.
"Wow, it smells so good!"
"Brother Hao, are you a chef? Why do baked goods taste so good?"
"Gulu gulu! I'm almost drooling."
…
The students at the scene were all exclaimed. These students were almost all foodies, and they could hardly control themselves when faced with delicious food.
"Everyone, wait a minute! It will be ready soon, everyone has a share." Ye Zihao said with a smile while playing with the delicious food.
After about half an hour, Ye Zihao finished catching all the fish.
At this time, Lin Keke and other foodies were already drying up their saliva, staring straight at the delicacies.
“It’s ready to eat!”
Ye Zihao smiled and said.
"Yeah! Brother Hao is mighty and domineering!"
"I love you so much!"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you don't want to eat, I will!"
…
Suddenly, these students started to talk one after another. Seeing that they were eating with gusto, Ye Zihao smiled and felt an indescribable sense of accomplishment.
Although he is not a chef, he still hopes that others will say the food he cooks is delicious.
"Sister! Here you go!"
At this time, Ye Zihao used disposable tableware to fill half of the fish meat and handed it to Shen Lingshan.
"Thanks!"
Shen Lingshan smiled slightly, and when she wanted to take a bite, she was accidentally burned by the oil on the fish.
"Ouch!! Hot!"
Shen Lingshan licked her lips with her tongue, with an embarrassed expression on her face.
At this time, Ye Zihao smiled, then took out the piece of fish meat and blew it gently with his mouth.
"call!"
"call!"
"call!"
…
After blowing it for a few times, he handed the fish meat to Shen Lingshan again and said with a smile: "This time, it shouldn't be hot!"
"Thank...thank you!"
Shen Lingshan's charming pretty face flashed slightly, and she seemed a little moved in her heart.
You know, if Ye Zihao was not a couple, most people would have disliked the gesture when he helped blow the fish meat. After all, when blowing something, saliva would inevitably be blown onto the food. But what is surprising is that Shen Lingshan didn't. mind.
In other words, she acquiesced in this action.
Because, she felt that the usually talkative Ye Zihao was surprisingly gentle and gentlemanly this time.
At this moment, she felt as sweet as a little woman crowded with love.
However, seeing Shen Lingshan's sweet expression, Fan Jianqiang, who was not far away from them, felt very jealous in his heart.
Oh shit!!
Why does Ye Zihao always get the favor of the goddess, but I always get dust on my face? This... this is not fair!
Fan Jianqiang felt extremely aggrieved.
At this time, a student saw that he had nothing to eat, so he came over with a piece of delicious fish.
"Teacher Fan! Brother Hao's grilled fish is excellent! Would you like to try it too?" the student said with a smile on his face.
"Humph! I don't care! I also catch fish myself, and I can also grill fish myself."
Fan Qiangqiang wished that Ye Zihao would die. How could he still accept the delicacies that Ye Zihao cooked?
Perhaps because he wanted to show off his strength, Fan Qianqiang actually found branches to light a fire. However, Fan Qianqiang did not seem to have suffered any hardships. How could he make a fire and use firewood when he was living in the city?
As a result, after looking troubled, he was choked by the thick smoke and burst into tears.
"Ahem!"
"Ahem!"
"I...fuck, why is it so difficult to light a fire? Ahem!"
…
With great difficulty, he got the fire started, but he couldn't praise his cooking skills.
As a result, he caught a small fish as big as a thumb, which he grilled until it was as black as charcoal. Some students even curiously asked, "Fan Jianqiang! Are you... are you sure this fish can... …can it be eaten?”
"Yes! Why not?"
"I baked this myself!! Of course you can eat it!"
"You don't believe it? I'll eat it for you to see!"
…
Say it!
Fan Jianqiang really dared to stuff the fish grilled into black charcoal into his mouth.
As a result, it was okay not to show off, but once he pretended to be cool, he immediately regretted it. He felt like he was suffering from coptis, and his mouth was filled with a strong bitter taste.
He wanted to spit out the fish immediately, but the students around him asked curiously, "Teacher Fan! Is it delicious?"
"So... delicious!"
Fan Qiangqiang struggled to force out a smile, but the smile he smiled was more eye-catching than crying.
As a result, he actually swallowed the fish.
"Grrrrrrrrrr!"
"no!"
"I...I want to vomit!"
…
Say it!
Fan Jianqiang immediately vomited it out, even as if he was spitting out bile.
Because, that piece of fish is really unpalatable!