"Cook it, sir! Do you think I'm blind? This beef has obviously never been cooked."
Fu Mingjun scolded him angrily.
What was placed in front of him now was a plate of beef, but the beef was no different from the usual raw beef. It was just lightly fried in a hot pan, sprinkled with some ingredients, and served immediately.
Oh shit!
Is this thing edible?
"Sir! This is indeed the beef you ordered just now! The German menu says that this beef is only medium rare. People abroad have a strong taste and like to eat it raw, so when you ordered just now, I asked specifically
Did you really order this dish, and your response at that time was very sure!"
The waiter explained and said.
"You...you you!"
Suddenly, Fu Mingjun was speechless.
You know, how could he understand the German recipe in the first place? The reason why he was so sure at the time was just to show off, but who knew that he would end up making such a big mistake.
It is said that if you pretend to be cool, you will be struck by lightning, but Fu Mingjun was extremely embarrassed this time.
In desperation, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat the 3-ripe beef.
As a result, half way through his meal, he suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
Apparently!
If he eats raw beef, he will have diarrhea!
So, he frowned, covered his stomach with both hands, and walked directly to the bathroom without saying a word.
at last!
Ye Zihao didn't know how long he had been in the bathroom, because after he and Yang Ruobing finished eating, Fu Mingjun didn't see anyone coming out.
…
Ye Zihao and the others did not wait for him anymore. As soon as they paid and left, they prepared to drive back to the company.
In the parking lot, Yang Ruobing stared at Ye Zihao curiously and asked, "When did you learn to speak German?"
"Wife! Your husband and I are extremely smart. Isn't it easy to learn German?" Ye Zihao said with a smile.
"Extremely smart? Haha!"
Yang Ruobing smiled lightly and didn't say much, but her expression clearly meant she was ignoring Ye Zihao.
"Honey! In fact, German is not difficult to learn at all." Ye Zihao shook his head and explained, "How about! Let me teach you a few words?"
"Oh? Okay!"
Suddenly, Yang Ruobing couldn't help but become interested.
"Then you learn from me! Whatever I say, you follow suit." Ye Zihao said.
"Um!"
Yang Ruobing smiled slightly and nodded.
"Okay! Let's start now."
Ye Zihao deliberately coughed, simmered his throat, and then said in German: "Husband! You are awesome! I love you to death!"
"Husband! You are awesome! I love you so much!"
Yang Ruobing couldn't understand German, so she had to use her less than standard pronunciation and learn to speak from Ye Zihao.
"Oh? Wife! I didn't expect you to be quite talented! You're right, come on! Keep talking!"
Ye Zihao pretended to be surprised and continued to fool around.
"real?"
Yang Ruobing's expression was overjoyed, perhaps because she had gained confidence. She once again imitated the previous sentence in German and said: "Husband! You are awesome, I love you to death!"
"Yes, yes! Just keep this rhythm! Keep talking!" Ye Zihao encouraged.
"Husband! You are awesome, I love you so much!"
"Eon! Wife, this is the rhythm! Keep talking! Hehe!" Ye Zihao smiled evilly and continued to fool around.
"Husband, are you really...uh?"
Yang Ruobing originally wanted to continue imitating, but she was surprised to find that a certain guy's expression was very evil, as if he was deliberately teasing her.
In an instant, Yang Ruobing realized that she had been fooled, so her cold and noble face showed a trace of anger.
"Ye Zihao! What does that German sentence just say mean?" Yang Ruobing asked seriously.
"No...it doesn't mean anything! Haha! It really doesn't mean anything."
Ye Zihao shook his head and denied it, saying.
But the more he explained, the more Yang Ruobing felt that he was covering up.
So, she deliberately pretended to be angry, and then said coldly, "Zi Hao, if you don't say anything, then you will sleep on the floor tonight!"
"No, no, no! Never!"
As soon as he heard that he would sleep on the floor tonight, he immediately lost his temper.
"Then tell me quickly!"
Yang Ruobing said with a serious expression.
"Wife! Well... I'm afraid you'll be angry. Hehe!" Ye Zihao touched his head awkwardly and said with a smile.
"If you don't tell me, I'll be even more angry."
Yang Ruobing pretended to be angry.
As a result, a certain person explained awkwardly and said: "Actually, the words I taught you just now actually really mean...Husband, you are awesome, I love you to death!"
"What?"
In an instant, after Yang Ruobing heard this sentence, her cold and pretty face suddenly turned red.
Who is this person? He actually taught me to say these dirty words. He...he is so abominable.
She could be seen holding a pink fist, and her whole body was trembling slightly, and she was obviously ready to go crazy.
At this time, when Ye Zihao saw this, he quickly reminded him and said: "Na na na! Wife, you just kept saying you weren't angry, you can't go back on your word."
"Hmph! Don't you know that 'the only constant thing about women is their fickleness'?"
Say it!
She held a pink fist and hit Ye Zihao directly on the chest.
Of course!
With her little strength, she couldn't hurt Ye Zihao at all. Instead, this guy felt like he was tickling.
He even put his hands behind his head and lay on the chair, looking very much enjoying himself.
After Yang Ruobing saw this, she became even more angry.
She also knew that she couldn't hurt this thick-skinned guy at all, so she simply stopped and sat there silently.
You know, the less a woman gets angry, the more angry she is inside, and the more terrifying the power will be when it breaks out.
Perhaps because he was worried, Ye Zihao touched his head in embarrassment and asked with an embarrassed expression: "Well...well, wife, why didn't you hit me? Don't worry, I will never hit you back or scold you back.
"
"If you don't fight, fighting will be in vain and a waste of energy."
Yang Ruobing said in a cold tone.
"Then...what do you mean...forgive me?" Ye Zihao asked anxiously and said.
"Time to say I forgive you?"
Yang Ruobing glanced at him seriously and said.
"If you don't hit me or scold me, this... doesn't this mean you forgive me?"
Ye Zihao asked deliberately. The key was that Yang Ruobing was really angry, and even he couldn't figure out her temper.
The angrier you are, the more silent you are!
The more silent you are, the more terrifying the power bursts out!
As a result, Ye Zihao's guess suddenly came true.
Seeing that Yang Ruobing said seriously, "I won't hit you, nor will I scold you, but I will let you sleep on the floor tonight!"
"Queen! Calm down!"
In an instant, a certain guy suddenly felt a pain in his balls.