In the middle of the room, there was a young man, not yet twenty years old, lying on a large carved bed with a large figure and an inelegant posture.
It could be seen from the indentations on his body that the mattress was so soft that his whole body sank a few inches.
The fragrant quilt was placed around his waist, forming a small tent.
Although his sleeping posture was inelegant, his expression was very peaceful, and his handsome face showed innocence like a baby.
Unfortunately, even God seemed to be jealous of his perfection, leaving a slanting scar from his forehead to his chin.
Two girls stood at the head of the bed.
They all wore close-fitting gauze clothes, revealing their delicate curves.
They wore flower crowns on their heads, and the flowers were still stained with a little morning dew.
However, no matter how bright the flowers are, they can't compare to their beautiful faces.
What's just depressing is that these two beautiful faces have no expression at all and no color at all. They look like they are carved from ice and snow.
The boy groaned and woke up.
Just like the golden wind and jade dew, once they meet, they win over countless others in the world.
The boy who opened his eyes immediately looked completely different from before.
Because his face is not only full of compelling charm, but also full of free and easy, eccentric air.
The young man rubbed his eyes and murmured to himself: "Am I already dead? Is this in heaven?"
The girls in the gauze remained motionless, their eyes indifferent to the front.
The young man rolled his eyes, lifted up the thin quilt and stood beside them. He said with a smile: "I think I am not dead. Because how can a wicked person like me go to heaven? If I want to go, I have to go to hell! But as far as I know, there are also hells in hell.
There will never be fairies as beautiful as you."
He thought his witty words would make the two beautiful girls laugh. But he was disappointed. The two girls regarded him as air, neither seeing nor hearing him.
The young man rubbed his nose in embarrassment and asked curiously: "Can't you see me? Are you blind?" Then he shook his head exaggeratedly and said: "Of course not. God will never allow such a beautiful woman to be disabled.
So there is only one truth, I learned the invisibility method unknowingly!"
The girls in the gauze didn't even blink their eyelids.
The young man sighed and said in a low tone: "I wanted to see you smile. I thought you would be more beautiful when you smiled. But now, I have no choice but to admit failure. You go and find that damn Mr. Tong."
The gauze girls still ignored me.
The young man jumped to his feet and shouted: "Speak! Why don't you speak? Are you deaf, blind or mute?"
He walked around them a few times with his bare feet, frowned and murmured: "Are these two not human beings? Are they really carved out of ice and snow?"
He stretched out his hand to twist the nose of one of the girls.
The girl lives!
She gently raised her jade hand, and the five fingers, as soft as spring green with manicure, were like five knives, piercing the boy's throat.
The young man fell over on the bed with great force, and laughed: "It turns out that even though you can't speak, at least you can still move."
The girl seemed to have chased away a fly, then lowered her hand and remained still.
The young man was unconvinced and said: "Even if you don't want to pay attention to me, you can still smile. If you always have such a tense face, you will grow old very easily."
He jumped out of bed again, found a pair of soft silk shoes and put them on his feet. While lowering his head, his eyes rolled twice.
After standing up, he suddenly told a joke.
After the two jokes, the boy himself was very happy, but the two girls were still indifferent.
The young man had no choice but to put away his smile and sighed: "Okay, I admit that I can't make you laugh, but I have a friend named Zhang San who is the best at making people laugh."
This time he did not laugh while talking, but continued with a straight face: "One day, he and his friends went shopping on the street and saw a girl standing under a tree. She was just like you, cold. Zhang San said he could tease
The girl laughed, but her friend naturally didn't believe it. Zhang San said: I can make her laugh with one word, and make her angry with another word. Do you dare to bet? Bet on a table of wine. Of course, my friend didn't believe it, so he bet with her.
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At this point, the young man paused deliberately.
Sure enough, the two girls changed. Although they did not look at him, the curious look in their eyes flashed.
Maybe they couldn't help but want to hear how "Zhang San" could make people laugh with just one word, and make others angry with just one word.
The young man saw the girls' reactions in his eyes, and he was secretly happy and his voice also increased in pitch, "So Zhang San walked up to the girl... The girl couldn't help laughing, but Zhang San... the girl immediately became very angry.
His face turned red...Zhang San really won the bet."
Before he finished speaking, another girl with a round face who had not yet made a move could not help but laugh out loud.
The young man clapped his hands and laughed: "Laughed! Laughed! You still laughed."
The girl suddenly came back to her senses, immediately put away her smile, and her face suddenly turned pale.
Her expression confused the young man. Just as he was guessing, a man wearing a brass mask suddenly appeared.
The masked man said coldly to the girl: "You think he is funny?"
The girl trembled all over, fell to her knees on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "My maid... My maid didn't talk to him!"
The masked man said sternly: "But you smiled for him!"
The girl was so frightened that she trembled, covered her face and cried bitterly.
The masked voice said like ice: "Get out."
The girl begged in a hoarse voice: "Please... please spare my life. I will never dare to do it again next time."
The young man was surprised and said: "Spare her life? You...are you going to kill her?"
The masked man said coldly: "It's not necessary to kill her. I just want to cut off her tongue so that she will never laugh again."
The young man said in shock: "She just smiled, you are going to cut off her tongue!"
The masked man said coldly: "This can only be your fault. You shouldn't have made her laugh."
The young man was suddenly heartbroken and yelled: "I just told her a joke, you...why do you have to be jealous!"
The masked man shrugged his shoulders slightly and suddenly slapped the young man on the face.
The young man didn't know whether he was stunned out of regret or because he didn't react in time. He slapped him so hard that he fell on his back.
But he had no scruples at all. He got up and shouted angrily: "It's okay if you hit me, but can you let her go?"
Anger shot out from the masked man's eyes, and the hot temperature seemed to burn two holes in the young man's body. His voice also became shrill, "You actually spoke for her?"
After he said these words, he seemed to be extremely angry, and his body was shaking with anger.
The young man said loudly: "You can't blame her for this. If you want to blame her, you can only blame me."
The masked man's voice trembled and he said twice: "Okay... okay!" The voice became more and more harsh, "You would rather have me beat you than punish her. You... you are just like your father.
Seeds of passion!”
When he mentioned the word "seed", he suddenly shouted wildly: "Then I will kill her and let you live in regret forever."
He jumped up and flew towards the round-faced girl.
The young man shouted: "No!", and then he stretched out his hand to block it without knowing what he could do.
Unexpectedly, he blocked the way.
In shock, he glanced around and realized that the masked man had twisted around and flown to the wall. He collapsed the wall with one palm and shouted at the same time: "Where is the monster, you haven't shown up yet!"