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Chapter 438 Awkward Atmosphere

The man in white tilted his head to remember, and said even more confused: "Chair? Oh, the one in the lobby? It was fine when I came...".
There was silence, and everyone in the room stared at him.
The man in white was irritated by everyone's eyes, and felt angry in his heart. He said unnaturally: "What's wrong? That chair is very ordinary, just an ordinary jade, not a spiritual stone..."
"Haha." Xiao Yu'er suddenly laughed and said with his hands: "I guess it's not you either. With the martial arts skills of splitting a stone chair with a sword, two women would beat him up and run away!"
The man in white's face turned a little dark, and he couldn't help but said: "I... I'm not... I'm not letting them."
The two palace masters raised their eyebrows at the same time, and Yao Yue even raised her palms.
Xiao Yu'er quickly shouted: "Grand Palace Master, wait a minute. What is he doing here?"
The man in white hurriedly said: "I... I have traveled all over the world and saw that this place is full of spiritual energy and is really a blessed place in the cave. So I came here to understand the great road."
"Haha, spiritual energy... blessed land... return to the great road, are you blind and can't see so many mice in the hole?" Xiao Yu'er laughed heartily.
Su Ying also smiled like a flower and said: "I have never seen a monk who has gone down a mouse hole in his cultivation, and even fell into the urn automatically."
The man in white stared and asked: "Isn't it normal to have mice in the hole? Why do you make such a fuss?"
Xiao Yu'er seemed to be out of breath. He held his belly with one hand and slapped the coffin wall hard with the other hand. He said intermittently: "This mouse... this mouse... is... not ordinary. He can eat... people!"
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"No, I've been lying at this aura node for two months, and I haven't seen a mouse bite me. If you hadn't woken me up, I would still be in a fuzzy state!" The man in white pointed at the coffin and wondered.
Lianxing ignored the crazy words of the man in white and immediately grasped the point, asking: "Have you been here for two months?"
"Yes!" The man in white nodded.
"No one found you?" Lianxing asked.
The man in white curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Just based on the methods of those mortals? I am... human beings..."
Xiao Yu'er's focus was different from Lian Xing's, and he interjected with surprise in his eyes: "Then what do you eat?"
The man in white raised his chin and said proudly: "A cultivator only eats the wind and drinks the dew."
Xiao Yu'er lowered her face and said to Yao Yue: "Grand Palace Master, you can take action now."
Invite the moon to bear fruit and step on it with your true jade feet.
The man in white shrank his body, raised one hand and shouted: "Wait!", then he reluctantly took out half a steamed bun from his arms with his other hand, and said awkwardly: "Actually, sometimes I am greedy, and I am also greedy.
Add some steamed buns to accompany the wind."
Xiao Yu'er obviously didn't believe it, so he jumped over and stretched out his hand to touch it.
The man in white dodges left and right, saying repeatedly: "Little brother, little brother, it's gone, it's gone..."
Xiao Yu'er didn't care and told Yihua Palace and the two of them to use coercive measures.
"Stop! I'll take it myself." The hero in white shouted, not wanting to suffer the immediate loss.
He unbuttoned his robe, and several things suddenly fell from his arms.
A steamed bun, a flat wine bottle, a copy of Lao Zi Xiang Er Zhu, and a handkerchief.
Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up, he kicked away the book and handkerchief, picked up the steamed buns and wine bottle, and cursed: "It's so dishonest that you even hid food and wine."
The man in white looked at the few people and said with a sad face: "Alas, that's my food for one month, you can't just rob them all..."
Xiao Yu'er ignored him at all and ran back to where Su Ying was with a smile.
He handed the two things to Su Ying and ran to the place where the coffin board fell.
Dragging the coffin board to the coffin base, he began to pile up the gravel on the ground.
Several people just watched him busy.
When the prototype of a hut came out, the man in white beat his chest and said, "Little brother, that is a spring of spiritual energy, but you use it to hold filth and waste nature's resources!"
Xiao Yu'er turned a blind eye and continued to immerse himself in his work. After finishing, he looked back and forth a few times before finally nodding with satisfaction, patting the crumbs on his hands and saying with a smile: "I always respect the elderly and the wise, the two palaces
If the Lord wants to use it, please ask first."
The two palace masters of Yihua Palace were usually decisive in killing, but when they heard this, they blushed, stamped their feet, and turned around at the same time.
Xiao Yu'er looked at Su Ying again and said with a smile, "What about you?"
Su Ying also blushed and said, "I...I don't...don't want to now."
Xiao Yu'er turned his attention to the man in white.
The man in white hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, little brother, you use it first."
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "In that case, I won't be polite."
As he spoke, people got in.
After a while, the sound of "gurgling" water and comfortable moans could be heard throughout the room.
The three women were already blushing.
Yao Yue and Lian Xing were the most miserable. They didn't look like martial arts overlords. They huddled together in the farthest corner with their heads lowered and acted like ostriches.
The man in white glanced at them inadvertently, and a strange smile flashed at the corner of his mouth.
After a long time, when the three beauties all felt that time passed too slowly, the sound of water finally stopped.
Just as the three beauties were about to breathe a sigh of relief, the sound of dripping water sounded again.
The atmosphere turned awkward again.
Su Ying couldn't help but shouted: "Little Yu'er, come out quickly, don't act weird!"
A voice immediately came from inside: "Okay, okay, squeeze out the last bit right away."
"Bah..." The three beauties spat in unison.
The man in white's face twitched a few times, and he said teasingly: "Little brother, I know a little bit about medical skills. I'm afraid you are the one who can't urinate like this..."
A pebble flew over to interrupt his words, and then Yao Yue's cold and angry voice sounded: "Shut up!"
The man in white turned his head to avoid the stone and closed his mouth angrily.
Xiao Yu'er walked out with a relaxed expression, sighing and murmuring: "Comfortable, comfortable. I'm afraid there are not many such comfortable things in the world."
He walked back and found another corner to sit down, closing his eyes as if he was about to fall asleep.
Silence again.
I don't know how much time passed, but Su Ying looked around and saw that everyone else had their eyes closed. After hesitating for a moment, she quietly got up and walked over there. Unexpectedly, she just took two steps, and one of Xiao Yu'er's left eyes suddenly opened.
He opened it and said with a smile: "Have you thought about it?"
Su Ying blushed and cursed: "You are such a little rascal."
After scolding her, she finally couldn't help it and walked in resolutely.
Maybe she was a little nervous, and it took a while before the sound of gurgling water could be heard.
The faces of the two palace masters of Yihua Palace, which had regained their fair complexion, turned red again.
After Su Ying came out, she hated Xiao Yu'er for calling her out, so she didn't go back to her own corner, but went to Xiao Yu'er's place to secretly do something.
Xiao Yu'er cried out in pain several times, and the two began to whisper.
Less than half an hour later, the whispers between the two stopped, and the stone room fell into an embarrassing silence again.
I don’t know how much time passed, but Palace Master Lianxing’s face became increasingly flushed, and after a while, her legs seemed to be trembling slightly.
With a soft "pop" sound, the last oil lamp in the stone room exploded and went out, and the room completely entered darkness.
Lianxing listened for a while, and the little fish breathed softly, as if he had fallen asleep; the man in white's breathing was short and long, probably because he was concentrating on practicing.
Palace Master Lianxing suddenly floated in like a gust of wind, her movements were so fast, it was the only time in her life.
As soon as she squatted down, to her surprise, the little fish outside suddenly smiled and said, "I'm afraid you won't say I'm rude anymore, but you'll be grateful to me."
Lianxing felt ashamed and anxious, and just when she didn't know what to do, she suddenly felt a lightness in her lower abdomen, and her body refused to obey her orders and opened the gate to release the flood.
She groaned and didn't care about anything. She just covered her already hot face with her two small hands.
Chapter completed!
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