Xiaoyuer is smart but bad-mouthed, that is, he is a typical person with high IQ and low EQ.
Every time a beautiful woman went to the toilet, he would make fun of her.
Among them, Yao Yue is the most unbearable. Even though she has the best martial arts skills, she has the thinnest skin. Maybe it's because she is usually aloof and pure, and she can't bear to let her embarrassment fall into the eyes of others.
When she was teased, she was not only angry, she even thought about peeling off the little fish's skin.
However, she endured it all her life!
Seeing that the duel between Hua Wuque and Xiao Yu'er was about to come, she thought about her long-cherished wish of twenty years, but in the end it was the flame of revenge that suppressed her shame.
Therefore, she could do nothing but almost bite her silver teeth into pieces.
However, there was a time when Xiao Yu'er couldn't laugh anymore. The sisters of Yihua Palace didn't mind getting dirty and sat on the floor.
Although only three days have passed, the people in the stone chamber feel as if a long year has passed.
According to scientists' predictions, due to individual differences between people, a normal person will die if he does not eat or drink for three days and three nights. If he has water to drink, he can live for seven to fourteen days.
A few people with martial arts skills were able to persevere, but Su Ying, who did not know martial arts, could not persevere.
She hugged Xiao Yu'er tightly, her face was pale, her lips were white and purple, and her spirit had fallen into confusion.
Seeing her, Xiao Yu'er was heartbroken. He took out the steamed buns he had snatched from his arms, broke them into small finger-sized pieces and fed them into Su Ying's mouth.
Su Ying chewed it in her mouth for a few times, but did not swallow it.
Xiao Yu'er became anxious, shook her and shouted: "Su Ying...Su Ying, swallow it quickly! Hurry up...how can you marry me if you don't eat?"
Later, Xiao Yu'er's words actually brought out the cry.
"Fool, she has been doing this for several days and how can she swallow it when her saliva is gone?" A voice suddenly sounded in the darkness.
Xiao Yu'er came back to his senses, slapped his head and regretted: "Yes, yes, I forgot about this thing."
As he spoke, he took out his hand and took out the flat wine flask that he had also snatched from the man in white.
Because he was holding Su Ying with one hand and could not unscrew the lid of the wine pot with the other hand, he anxiously bit the lid with his teeth.
At this time, the voice just now sounded again: "Little brother, my pot of wine is fairy wine. Don't let her drink too much. A mortal body can't bear it."
The little fish bit something in his mouth and said vaguely: "How much should I feed?"
The man in white said: "This wine is brewed by tens of thousands of bees picking hundreds of flowers. It has the effects of promoting body fluids, quenching thirst, and dispelling diseases and demons. Just give her three drops."
Xiao Yu'er said no more, turning the wine bottle in his hand to unscrew the lid.
Then, he carefully poured three drops of wine into Su Ying's mouth.
It was dark in the stone room and couldn't see Su Ying's reaction clearly, but Xiao Yu'er could feel that Su Ying's body in her arms was gradually getting warmer.
His heart temporarily turned from sadness to joy, and he said guiltily: "Brother, I'm sorry for robbing you of your things, how about... how about you come and have some drinks too?"
"Don't be sorry, it's my merit that my things can save someone's life. Also, I'm not thirsty. How can I, a cultivator of immortality, just eat the wind and drink the dew!" There was a little arrogance in the tone of the man in white.
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Xiao Yu'er himself was too thirsty to bear it. Hearing that the man in white was still full of energy, he couldn't help but believe half of his words and asked with interest: "Brother, are you really a Taoist?"
"It's absolutely true, he is the leader of Luoyun Valley!" The man in white replied.
Xiao Yu'er exaggerated: "Oh, I'm so disrespectful. I didn't expect that the eldest brother is actually the leader! I didn't ask for Gao's surname?"
"My surname is Han, my given name is Li, the name of Li."
"Do you usually practice martial arts?"
"I only seek immortality."
"Oh, what do you practice?"
"It's nothing, just practicing qi and taking pills. Most of the time I have free time, just watching the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, and looking at the clouds rolling and relaxing in the sky..."
"Pfft, you're so powerful, you can't even beat two women!"
"Ahem, martial arts is an inferior way. No matter how well you train your body, you will never be able to pass through the world. If you practice without your mind, you will never be able to understand the great way. You must know that you must first cultivate your mind. The right path is to cultivate both life and life. Little brothers cannot pursue it. A moment of joy blinds one's eyesight."
"Haha, Brother Han, I'm tired. I'll take a nap for a while."
"Alas...little brother, do you know that you have missed a piece of immortal fate?"
"Whirring whirring……"
The little fish breathed heavily.
Time passed slowly, and there was no concept of time in the darkness of the stone room. No one knew how much time had passed.
Anyway, as long as Su Ying trembles, Xiaoyuer will feed her a drop of nectar.
The steamed buns given to the two of them had been eaten up long ago, and only the sisters in white and Yihua Palace had left the food untouched.
At a certain moment, Xiaoyuer finally drank wine.
After a drop fell down his throat, he couldn't help but sigh: "This wine smells delicious and tastes even better. I never thought there could be such delicious food in the world!"
"Gudong, Gudong" two swallowing sounds sounded in the darkness.
Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but drink two more sips, and then he became drunk.
Before he was completely drunk, he suddenly stood up, groped over to the sisters of Yihua Palace, handed over the watering can with a smile, and said: "You have half of the wine in this pot. I know you are not willing to eat those rough Steamed buns, but you can’t help but drink water.”
The Yihua Palace sisters were stunned and speechless.
After a long while, Palace Master Lianxing couldn't help but said, "You...why are you doing this?"
Xiao Yu'er was silent for a moment, then slowly said: "When a person is about to die, he can still maintain his identity and refuse to be embarrassed. Even I admire this kind of person."
After that, he staggered back, and soon he started snoring and fell asleep.
In the darkness, the Yihuagong sisters finally couldn't help but thirsty, and Lianxing unscrewed the lid.
Each of them drank a quarter of it, leaving a shallow layer at the bottom of the pot.
The honey of hundreds of flowers was indeed a magical brew made from hundreds of flowers. It didn't take long for the two sisters to fall into a trance and get drunk together.
There was wordless silence again in the stone chamber, except for the sound of five breathing sounds coming and going.
After a while, the man in white, who was leaning against the stone wall and looked extremely weak, suddenly sat up and said to himself, "I'm sorry, Xiao Yu'er, I lied to you. In fact, this wine is harmless to ordinary people, but the stronger the Qi, the more powerful it is." The more you get drunk, the more you get drunk! Hehe."
He stood up and slowly walked towards the two of them in Yihua Palace.
When he came to the two of them, he sat down cross-legged, his eyes shining brightly in the dark room, flashing by and disappearing immediately.
Within two minutes, he was sweating profusely and his body began to tremble. After another two minutes, he fell down with his head tilted.
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Li Jiang had a long dream.
He dreamed that he had turned into a black eagle and was chasing its prey in the sky. Suddenly, an eagle larger than himself appeared and pounced on him.
This eagle is so beautiful! She has white feathers, cold eyes, and a streamlined body shape.
Black Hawk bravely responded to the challenge.
The battle between the two eagles was fierce, neither one gave way to the other, and even the feathers on their bodies were snatched off one after another.
The white eagle rides on the black eagle!
Black Eagle struggled desperately, finally gained the upper hand and pushed back against White Eagle. Just when it was about to win, the battle situation suddenly changed.
Another smaller white eagle joined the battle group.
Black Hawk had no choice but to fight one against two.
Mitaka hit from the sky to the ground, and then from the ground to the water.
The battle situation became more and more fierce. In the Black Hawk's hard struggle, all three were defeated.
The two white eagles were stained with blood, and their white feathers seemed to be stained with two blooming plum blossoms, which was sad and sad.
Black Eagle didn't fare well either. Due to the strong use of his natural skill of spitting water, his whole body was sore and weak and he fainted after two consecutive shots.
Chapter completed!