A middle-aged man was lying on the bed with a large porcelain cup filled with fine wine on his chest.
His eyes were closed and motionless, and he looked almost dead. His eyebrows were thick, his eyelashes were very long, and they were slightly curled up in a playful way. He was envious of many girls.
He had two moustache on his mouth, neatly trimmed.
A woman was sitting beside the bed, carefully observing his beard.
This is a very beautiful woman with curved eyebrows, big eyes, and slightly upturned lips. She looks like a ripe peach. No matter who sees her, she can't help but want to take a bite.
But the most attractive thing is not her face or her figure, but the mature charm of her gestures.
Not to mention men, even women will be interested in her.
Suddenly, she chuckled and said, "Your beard looks exactly like your eyebrows. No wonder others say you have four eyebrows."
She laughed as she spoke, her smile was bright, and she gasped and said: "People who have never seen you must be surprised why there are people with four eyebrows... ugh... but they never thought that you have two.
Eyebrows grow on the mouth."
The lying man finally made a move. He took a deep breath. The wine glass on his chest seemed to be held to his mouth by an invisible hand. Then the full wine in the glass turned into a silver thread.
It entered his mouth, and he swallowed it again with a "gudong" sound.
He exhaled comfortably, and the wine glass returned to its original place obediently.
The woman laughed again and teased: "Are you drinking or doing tricks?"
The man still closed his eyes and said nothing, and pointed to the empty cup on his chest like an uncle.
The woman had no choice but to pour him another glass of wine, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Hey, you asked me to come drink with you, why do you keep lying like a dead person without even looking at me?"
The man finally spoke, his voice was deep and pleasant, full of magnetism, "I dare not look at you."
The woman asked in surprise: "Why?"
The man said: "I'm afraid you'll seduce me!"
The woman bit her lip and said angrily: "Lu Xiaofeng, you are such a bastard! You deliberately want to make people think that we are not innocent, but now you are afraid that I will seduce you..."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Haha, you are not the only one who calls me a bastard."
"Who else has scolded you like this? Although I am not a hero, I would also like to meet this person who has similar views." The woman became interested.
Lu Xiaofeng quickly stretched out her hand to grab the cup, shook her head and said: "He is not a hero, he is just a monkey spirit. Oh, he is not even a monkey spirit now, he has turned into a bear!"
The woman smiled and asked: "Who is worthy of you arranging him like this?"
Lu Xiaofeng pursed her lips towards the door and said, "It's right behind you, you can see for yourself."
"Yeah!" The woman was startled and quickly turned around to look.
At first glance, she was even more surprised because she saw a person.
A man lying on the threshold.
A man lying on the threshold really looked like a bear.
His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and it was impossible to tell what he looked like before.
The most amazing thing is that his two eye circles are black and symmetrical on both sides, as if someone had traced them with a ruler.
"Giggle..." The woman covered her mouth and laughed unkindly.
The bear ignored the woman and struggled to crawl in.
He crawled very fast, as if in the blink of an eye he had hugged Lu Xiaofeng's thigh and started to cry loudly.
"Big bug, I was beaten and robbed..."
Lu Xiaofeng gloated: "Ah, there is someone who can do what I have only dreamed of doing. I admire him!"
"Big bug, I'm not joking with you, I was really robbed! Lu Fangweng's handwriting, the jade seal of the previous emperor, countless gold and silver jewelry..."
Gou Xiong's words are so miserable that those who hear them are heartbroken and those who see them shed tears.
With a look of disgust on his face, Lu Xiaofeng kicked him away and said jokingly: "I never thought that Sikong Zhaixing, who claims to be the best in the world of light kung fu and has nothing in the world that cannot be stolen, would one day be treated in the same way as others!"
As soon as this statement came out, there was an immediate exclamation. The woman pointed at the bear and said, "Is he Sikong Zhaixing?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes, that's him."
"No one knows his face, Sikong Zhaixing, who has ever-changing disguises?" The woman couldn't believe it and asked.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I promise, what you see now is his true face."
"Ah!" the woman exclaimed again, in disbelief: "It turns out that Sikong Zhaixing himself is so ugly!"
Sikong Zhaixing's face was dark and blue, and he asked Lu Xiaofeng, "Who is she?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "She? The wife of Boss Zhu Tingzhu, the most skillful person in the world."
Sikong Zhaixing suddenly stopped crying and said in a weird voice: "Lu Xiaofeng, you are really stubborn and always like to seduce other people's wives..."
"Hey, monkey boy, you can eat randomly but not talk nonsense! When did I hook up with someone else's wife?" Lu Xiaofeng shouted, interrupting Sikong Zhaixing's words.
Sikong Zhaixing curled his lips and said: "Last year, the wife of Hu Sandao traveled with you in the desert for more than ten days. The year before last, the wife of Jiangbei swordsman Tian Qunong traveled with you..."
Lu Xiaofeng grabbed the conversation again: "But the relationship between me and Mrs. Zhu is innocent! I did this for her husband Zhu Ting."
"For my husband? Do you think he likes to be a bastard?" asked Mrs. Zhu, whose eyes were shining as she listened.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "A living bastard is better than a dead bastard!"
He did not let Mrs. Zhu continue to speak, and then continued: "People who work in his profession will never know when the things they make will offend people, so they may be chopped off with a knife at any time. Moreover, he recognizes it.
There are too many people and they know too many secrets!”
After hearing this, Mrs. Zhu had to admit that Zhu Ting had indeed done some secret and strange things for many people.
Although people who ask him to make things believe that his mouth is very stable, isn't the mouth of a dead person more stable?
Those people can do things like killing people, destroying corpses and eradicating traces as easily as drinking water and eating.
But thinking of herself, Mrs. Zhu felt very uncomfortable, so she frowned and sneered: "Then who do you think I am? Am I Pan Jinlian?"
Lu Xiaofeng said leisurely: "It's a pity that even if you are Pan Jinlian, I am not Ximen Qing."
Mrs. Zhu glared at him fiercely, stood up and turned away.
Lu Xiaofeng watched quietly, showing no intention of holding her back.
When Sikong Zhaixing saw Mrs. Zhu walking away angrily, he sighed and said, "Big bug, you can't protect yourself now, so why bother yourself."
Lu Xiaofeng also sighed and lamented: "I hope she can figure it out. I had a falling out with Zhu Ting, and I was afraid that he would be killed by others, so I deliberately let others think that Mrs. Zhu and I were good friends. Then others would really want to
Even if I kill him, I have to consider my subsequent revenge."
At this point, Lu Xiaofeng asked in a surprised tone: "Monkey Spirit, how did you know that I would be in trouble?"
Sikong Zhaixing smiled bitterly, pointed at his pig head and said, "The person who beat me asked me about you after grabbing the things. He knows that we are good friends..."
Lu Xiaofeng looked at him and said with a faint smile: "Then what did you, a good friend, do at that time?"