"Well...hey, cough cough cough...Oh, I feel a little unwell today. No, I have to go to the toilet first. Everyone, wait a moment!"
Zhang Baoshu pretended to be sick and hurried backstage.
"Master, please hurry up, the toilet is too smelly, be careful not to get smoked, and don't keep the leaders waiting in a hurry!"
Liu Lang shouted, sarcastically reminding the other party not to delay.
After waiting for ten minutes, Zhang Baoshu slowly walked out, coughing continuously as he walked.
"Oh, I caught a cold yesterday and caught a cold. It's not good! It's not good! I can only try my best!"
Zhang Baoshu came close to the wooden box, looked left and right, and suddenly made a horse stance, stretching out his hands as if holding something in the air.
"Come out, come out, come out...!"
Zhang Baoshu was stamping his feet and shouting, looking very funny.
"Master has done his job!"
Everyone stood up and watched intently to witness this moment of "witnessing the miracle".
"puff……!"
Zhang Baoshu suddenly spat out blood-streaked spit and then covered his chest.
"Ah! No, no, my health is too bad today, I can't use my skills at all, no!"
His body was shaking and he was unsteady, as if he had been seriously injured.
"What's going on? Vomiting blood?"
Everyone was shocked.
This guy has really spent a lot of money, and he will be a "Best Actor" more than 20 years later.
Liu Lang was secretly amused.
"Baoshu, if you're not feeling well, don't hold on to it. It's just a wooden box. Come on, someone will break it open!"
Hu Defeng hurriedly called someone over.
"Good Kung Fu, I learned it!"
Liu Lang jumped over and shouted loudly.
"What's going on?"
At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Liu Lang.
"Just now I felt the master's power, which actually made me feel warm inside my body. I want to see if I can also control the retrieval of objects!"
"What? You learned it?"
Liu Lang's words shocked everyone.
"Xiao Liu Lang, you actually feel the power of Master Baoshu. How is that possible?"
Hu Defeng looked at each other in disbelief.
What their research institute studies is how to enable ordinary people to achieve the level of "masters". According to the words of "masters", as long as someone feels the power of his exercise, the same energy can be produced in the body.
Then you will be able to have all kinds of magical abilities.
One of the most famous masters claimed to have practiced "Cosmic Kung Fu" and called together "believers", each of whom carried an aluminum basin on his head, in order to receive special energy from the universe. At that time
Hundreds of people sat around the venue, each wearing an aluminum basin on their head. This scene was even published in the newspaper and can be called an "immortal" classic.
But until now, no one has been able to do this. As a result, it was now felt by a five-year-old child who had just been exposed to Qigong for less than an hour. Everyone present felt: This... This is so unreasonable!
At this time, the people sitting below could no longer sit still, and they all rushed up to the podium and came to Liu Lang's side.
"Liu Lang, can you really feel the master's power?"
"Yes, I did feel it just now, and now I'm going to use it."
Liu Lang was so "excited" that he couldn't help himself.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and try it!"
A leader of a certain ministry urged.
"Okay, here I come!"
Liu Lang imitated Zhang Baoshu, jumped down in front of the wooden platform, and began to "work" on the wooden box. However, he was too short and could only raise his hands high above his head. It seemed that he was
surrender.
"The heavens are moving, the earth is moving, gods from all walks of life are coming to help, help me do a big move to take out the certificate!"
Liu Lang stamped his legs on the ground, closed his eyes and muttered words in his mouth, and his performance was vivid.
"All kinds of gods come to help? What does this mean?"
The "masters" all have their own sound effects when performing their exercises, they can stomp their feet, yell, go crazy, etc., but I have never heard of gods from all walks of life coming to help. Could it be that Liu Lang has his own "school"?
Zhao Tianming, who was standing outside, suppressed his laughter. If others didn’t know, didn’t he, as a historian, also know? Liu Lang’s behavior was obviously imitating the folk “dance master”. This tradition is generally found in the north.
It only exists among the people, and it was basically wiped out after ten years of catastrophe. I didn't expect that Liu Lang could even master this "lost" skill. It was really amazing.
Of course Liu Lang is not what Zhao Tianming imagined, and he has never seen any "Dance Master", but don't forget that the country more than 20 years later is an era where all kinds of entertainment are popular, and various zombie movies on Hong Kong Island are not
He said that there are countless supernatural novels on the Internet. This is because Liu Lang took into account the acceptance ability of these people at the scene, otherwise he would directly have a god come down to earth and possess him.
Even so, everyone stared at him blankly, the boss with his mouth hanging open, especially the "master" Zhang Baoshu, who was even more curious: I am Cao, is this kid real or fake? How can he compare to me?
Still awesome?
Liu Lang jumped up and down for more than a minute, and he was so tired that he was sweating.
Suddenly Liu Lang became quiet and opened his closed eyes.
"Success!"
Liu Lang then opened his mouth and said.
"Success?"
Everyone looked at Liu Lang's hand, but not a single hair could be seen.
"Didn't it succeed? Where is the certificate?"
Everyone was at a loss, and Liu Lang pointed to the row of tables and chairs behind him: I moved the certificate there!
People immediately turned their heads and looked over, and sure enough they found a certificate placed on the row of tables where Hu Defeng was sitting just now.
"What? It's done?"
At this moment, everyone was shocked. Hu Defeng walked over and picked up the certificate.
"That's it, that's it, it's absolutely right!"
Hu Defeng held the certificate and shouted, his voice a little excited.
"Liu Lang, you...you are so powerful, so powerful!"
Another person also shouted.
"Haha, I am the master, he can't!"
Liu Lang pointed at Zhang Baoshu and laughed loudly.
"Yes, this is the master! Liu Lang, you are the master!"
Everyone cheered and was happy to have discovered another "master", but Zhang Baoshu's face was livid at the moment and he didn't know what to say. It was obvious that at this moment, his limelight was stolen by Liu Lang.
But Zhang Baoshu didn't understand how this kid did it. It was clear that no one was standing behind everyone just now, and everyone gathered in front of Liu Lang. Did Liu Lang really have "special powers"? He was a hundred
I can't figure it out.
"Not only do I know my own special powers, but I can also teach them to you. Which of you wants to learn them?"
Liu Lang suddenly spoke.
"What?"
Liu Lang's words once again shocked the entire audience.