Chapter 133 [Hey! Why is y a little wet?] (The Drunken Panda Protector 1/3)
Fish? Why did you end up talking about fish?
"Eat, what's wrong? Unlike monks, we have no taboos." Shouyangzi replied without warning.
"Hehe, that's good." He Xiaotian put away the hammer, smiled at him, and took out the fish frozen in ice cubes from the storage space.
Daoxuan, who was standing outside the door, looked at the fish in his hand and trembled with fear.
If this thing is not mistaken, it is the legendary happy fish, right?
Then without hesitation, he ran away.
That look was like seeing some terrifying demon king.
Shouyangzi was confused. Does X mean to reconcile with me? To forgive myself?
He Xiaotian lit up a green flame in his right hand, evaporating the ice cubes in an instant and scalding the oily fish.
He stretched out his left hand, grabbed Mori Yoko's chin, and forced the fish in.
All this happened in the blink of an eye, and even the old Taoist, as a monk, didn't react.
"Gudong!" "Gudong!"
After the oily fish was swallowed one by one, He Xiaotian let go of his left hand and moved his palm towards his stomach.
The internal force penetrates the body, and with its meticulous control, it can quickly dissolve the cooked fish.
"Ahem, what did you do to me?"
"Feed you fish!"
He Xiaotian's answer almost made Shou Yangzi faint from anger, "Who eats fish like you?"
Think of it as Kyoto’s roast duck, served raw!
"Although your actions were rough, don't tell me that the fish tastes quite fresh. It's a pity that you swallowed it too fast and couldn't savor it carefully."
"Of course, the taste of oily fish is outstanding."
Shouyangzi: "..."
What did you just say?
He Xiaotian looked at the old Taoist's disbelieving eyes and grinned: "You heard it right, it's oily fish. After you eat it, you will be very happy."
I'm so happy!!
Since the conversation a few days ago that subverted Mori Yoko's world view, he secretly used his mobile phone to check Youyu.
As a result, he was asked to call the Supreme Lord directly.
How could there be such a shameless fish in the world?
But today, you told me that what you fed me was oily fish?
Am I still happy?
Reminds me of what someone said, there is nothing wrong with a man being a little perverted.
Mamoru Yoko subconsciously held her buttocks with both hands, looking like she was desperately trying to protect herself.
"X, I admit that it was my fault to blackmail you. But you can't... you can't retaliate against me like this! I am an old Taoist and have been keeping my integrity since I entered the temple." So far in China, there has been no news about a man forcing another man to do so.
What kind of punishment will a man receive after becoming a man?
In his opinion, the fact that He Xiaotian did not kill him immediately proved that he was still rational.
After all, the relevant departments have an attitude towards killing crimes committed by strangers and strangers.
He Xiaotian could at best beat him up.
But after feeding the fish, he changed his mind.
This is naked revenge!
"Don't worry, I have no interest in your anus. Okay, the punishment is over. Now let's discuss the issue of compensation."
I...
Shouyangzi almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
You just feed me fish, but you still want compensation?
Why don't you go to heaven?
Who is He Xiaotian?
That's someone who even the scavenger deputy minister would dare to rip off.
It’s just a Shouyoko, he’s going to eat it today!
Besides, who asked me to take charge of this matter?
Just now you personally admitted that you forgive me for issuing an IOU.
"As the person in charge of Shenxu Temple, you must have a lot of good things in your hands, right? I'm not greedy, I just took out hundreds of them and exposed this matter."
"Pfft!"
It hurts my heart.
Just take out a few hundred pieces?
Old Taoist, if I can really take it out, will I be able to hack your spiritual energy crystal?
"Lao Yang, don't say I'm unjust. You're cheating on me, so I'm going to ask you for some mental damages. Isn't that excessive?"
"It's not too much." Shouyangzi said with a bitter smile, how could he meet such a combination of stupid young man and reckless man!
He reached into his Taoist robe with his right hand, took out three yellowed talisman papers, and handed them over.
He Xiaotian subconsciously took it, and then looked at the strange ancient seal script on the talisman paper with a confused expression.
What the hell is this?!
"Don't underestimate my talismans, they are all good things. You can say that they are my only remaining possessions. These three talismans are called Water Avoidance, King Kong, and Essence Protection, and they were painted by my senior brother Gua Master.
The water-proof talisman needs to be worn, folded into Bagua, and worn with you. In a sudden, as long as the power in the talisman does not dissipate, you can ignore the rivers, lakes and seas, just like a mermaid. But you have to pay attention to the time, you can last up to half of the water.
Hour.
The Vajra Talisman is attached directly to your body. Within a quarter of an hour, your whole body will be as if it were forged from fine steel and you will be invulnerable. Moreover, your strength will increase, and you can break marble with one punch.
All men know about the talisman for preserving semen. You have to use the method of eating it. First put the talisman in a bowl and burn it to ashes, then rinse it with water and drink it after the water of the talisman is clear. When the time comes, I guarantee that you will be able to fight twelve men in bed.
When I was little, they called me daddy when they were cleaning up."
"..."
What kind of Taoist priest are you?
Why are there even such evil spells?
No, sir, I have to confiscate it.
He Xiaotian put the three talismans into the storage space without leaving a trace, then turned and left.
There is no need to pay back the money, and the compensation has been obtained. Why are you staying here?
Shouyangzi looked at his back and smiled slightly.
You are stronger than ever, but you are still a young man in front of the old master.
When I went down the mountain to the Magic City, I stole a box of charms from my senior brother.
If not...
Alas! If I could sell charms, I would have sold them long ago. As for black people!
He Xiaotian was sent away with just three pieces of talisman paper. It was really worth it!
He didn't know that what He Xiaotian was thinking was that he had played a trick of hitting three poles with dates but without dates.
In the end, Shouyangzi was fooled, and he was actually compensated.
Both of them are black-hearted bastards, and neither of them is a good person.
No, strictly speaking, He Xiaotian is much better than Lao Dao.
He uses his strength to make money, while Shouyangzi uses the Tao Meng's trademark to blackmail other people's money.
Wait, why is my butt so wet?
Shouyangzi subconsciously glanced back, and then his face turned dark.
Because the paint on my right hand is so black.
X, isn’t it pretty!!
Then, his face suddenly turned dark.
Because I don’t know when, He Xiaotian returned again.
"Lao Yang, I'm still a little angry after thinking about it, so I decided to beat you up."
"No, don't. Wait a moment and listen to my explanation..."
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, his right eye turned blue.
"Ouch!"
"boom!"
This time he was speechless and his left eye hurt so much.
"Crack!"
There was smoke in the side hall, and not only that, some black ink was splashed out, and I didn't know what it was.
He Xiaotian opened the door and walked down the mountain with a refreshed look on his face.
Only Moriyoko, who was holding his butt with a bruised nose and face, and the blackened ground beneath him were left behind.
"Lao lao 嘚 (Grandma's)! How do you pinch Zuo Le Shen when you get the word "sadness" and alcohol (old man, what on earth did I do in my last life)? Hiss! Trembling (it really hurts)!"
The old Taoist got up and was about to apply some potion for bruises.
As a result, as soon as he took a step, he fell to the ground with a thud.
"puff!"
He was so shaken by this move that no one could hold back his humility.
As a result, the black liquid flowed all over the floor again.
"Ahhhh, X (X), I'm going to kill you!"
He Xiaotian couldn't hear the old Taoist's cry of pain. After descending from the mountain, he went straight to Yue Lake.
He planned to rent a medium-sized boat, stay away from the crowd, and spend the night on the lake tonight.
Even if another existence like Mr. Men pops up, it won't affect innocent people, right?
There is a place dedicated to renting boats in Yuehu Lake. The price is not cheap, but ordinary people can afford it.
He spent several thousand oceans to rent a medium-sized boat, and he drove directly to the center of the lake and stopped.
Then in the room inside the cabin, the black suitcase was opened, revealing five hundred spiritual energy crystals.
[Ding! It is found that the experience value can be absorbed. Do you want to convert it? 】
"Hehe, "Nine Yang Magic" I'm here!! Transform, transform them all."