Chapter 142 [How many plates can you eat to get your money back?] (Resurrection 2/2)
In the end, Shouyangzi and He Xiaotian reached a mutual aid agreement, and the old Taoist sponsored him ten water-avoiding talismans, plus an additional communication talisman.
And a certain reckless man paid the price of thirty spiritual energy crystals, more or less.
In addition, the communication talisman is a paper crane folded with Taoist talismans.
He Xiaotian asked Shouyangzi why it was not another animal.
These words made the old Taoist roll his eyes. This thing was drawn by his senior brother, how do I know?
Taoist talismans are very convenient to use. Just put the communication talisman to your mouth, talk to it and then shout "Edict!"
The paper crane will start and fly to the target.
Of course, the Taoist Talisman is not omnipotent. If the distance is too far, it will fall and burn to ashes.
And it's afraid of water, so it's useless even if it gets wet.
In short, this thing sounds very magical, but the conditions for its use are indeed a bit harsh.
But at some point, it will play an irreplaceable role.
For example, some evil spirits or weird ones cause magnetic field chaos caused by their own huge Yin Qi.
As a result, communication tools malfunction, and people and animals lose their way, always wandering in place.
However, the messenger talisman is not affected and will guide people in the right direction.
He Xiaotian curled his lips after listening to Shouyangzi's introduction.
The Taoist talisman is a good Taoist talisman, but it is a pity that it is useless to him!
Due to the transaction, the old man enthusiastically stayed with He Xiaotian, saying that he wanted to treat him to vegetarian food.
For a stingy guy, this is like giving him a pillow when he feels sleepy.
So, Shou Yangzi burst into tears.
He Xiaotian had eaten and drank enough, waved his sleeves, and left without a single vegetable leaf left.
The two masters and apprentices looked at the dining table, there was not even an empty plate, and they cried in silence.
Just after saying a polite word, you quickly swallowed all the edible food on the table?
They seriously suspected that if the table could be eaten, they would inevitably suffer from He Xiaotian's "poisonous hands".
"Master, I'm hungry."
Can you not be hungry?
After sweeping the ground all morning, I found another young man in the growth stage.
"Be patient, there are already people in the temple purchasing supplies for this week. We should be able to eat by noon."
Daoxuan: "..."
Food terminator He Xiaotian visited Snake Mountain. To be honest, although he went to college in Shanghai, he actually didn’t like going out that much.
He has never been to some of the more well-known tourist attractions.
Taking this opportunity, he spent a day of fun and luxury.
I spent less than 100 yuan and had a buffet for more than 60 yuan during the trip.
When it comes to thrifty people, who can compare with him?
In the evening, Snake Mountain was bustling with people, and there were several times more tourists than yesterday.
It is almost the highest peak in the Magic City in half a year.
Why?
It’s not the sensation caused by He Xiaotian’s battle with Mr. Men!
Within a day, after it spread to the entire forum, the grumpy old guys were all quarreling.
Originally there was no video and no pictures.
In the words of a grumpy old man, if there is no picture or evidence, just say Jβ.
As it happened, there was an illustrator among the tourists in the morning.
The staff of Department 037, after questioning him.
This guy came home and drew a picture of He Xiaotian's state after superimposing the BUFF.
Naturally, there is some sense of re-creation.
Thus, a Super Saiyan was born.
The discussion in the forum is a bit chaotic, and there are all kinds of things.
The city's street sweeper department didn't think of it either.
I thought that without videos and photos, no one would believe this kind of thing.
After all, there are always various shocks on the Internet, and netizens are numb.
As a result, an illustrator appeared halfway!
But they didn't pay much attention to it, and the heat would subside after it passed.
If it were a direct 404, it would definitely spark a bigger discussion.
Snake Mountain has indirectly become a beneficiary, with a surge in tourists.
In the evening, some people who were still by the Moon Lake were talking to each other about the magical scene they had seen yesterday.
He Xiaotian, the chief culprit, broke into a cold sweat while listening to the tourists' discussion.
Fortunately, I always like to wear a mask.
The giant ancient ship emerged from the Moon Lake and slowly sailed to the shore.
Two ladies in ladies' clothes came down and said the familiar words from yesterday.
"Tickets are 500, experience ancient customs, limited to 150 people, first come first served."
Soon, a group of people gathered around him.
He Xiaotian was no exception. The 500 yuan certainly made him heartbroken.
But thinking about the large amount of experience points that are about to be obtained, it finally feels a lot better.
Under the leadership of the maid, one hundred and fifty people boarded the boat one after another.
Then the giant ancient ship sailed offshore to the center of Yuehu Lake.
They were taken to the cabin, which seemed to be on the second floor.
This is a hall large enough to accommodate three hundred people, with a stage in the center.
Surrounding the stage are ancient couches and low tables, with bottles placed on the tables.
"Yo ho!"
sure.
A group of people sat down separately under the arrangement of the maid.
"Welcome to log in to Se Yu Zhi Yuan. Today we will bring you performances such as "Yunmen", "Xianchi", "Da Shao", "Da Xia", "Da Yi", "Da Wu" and so on. I hope
Have a good time, everyone.”
On the stage, a graceful woman said.
After her words fell, she slowly walked down and left the hall.
A group of women in ancient costumes also poured in outside the door to perform on stage.
The atmosphere was very lively during this period, and it was the first time for tourists to see this ancient dance.
In addition, the wine vessels from the Warring States Period on the table make people indulge in it unconsciously.
A group of people clinked glasses one after another and got very drunk.
He Xiaotian felt something was wrong. What can I drink here?
It would be almost the same if there was a young lady serving the wine next to me!
The appetizers on the low table are also very simple, with only one plum.
He Xiaotian got on the boat with an empty stomach, thinking he could get some money back on food.
Finally, what do you mean by giving me a plate of plums?
For 500 yuan, how much should he eat?
His plan failed, and he drank with a straight face almost the whole time.
But if you think about it carefully, for 500 yuan you can eat, drink, and watch singing and dancing performances.
It seems like we have to stay overnight on the boat.
It seems that giving a plate of plums is considered a benefit to the boatman.
By the time the stage was cleared and all the wine on the low table had been consumed, it was already around twelve o'clock at night.
A group of maids walked into the hall, and the woman who spoke earlier also appeared.
"Everyone, it's late at night, it's time to go to sleep."
This sentence was a bit cryptic, and the drunk men showed expressions that I understood.
Only He Xiaotian realized the profound meaning of the woman's words, which was definitely not what everyone thought.
He found that there were too many anomalies on this ship.
It is impossible for a boat like this to move normally in the water without shaking at all.
Since the song and dance performance started, the atmosphere in the hall has become lively.
Logically speaking, shouldn't everyone be quiet?
One hundred and forty-nine people, every one of them, drank like crazy.
It’s noisy!
The chances of finding a group of drunk tourists are too low!
And he also found that anyone who went out on the way, perhaps to use the toilet, never came back.