Chapter 182 [Shouyangzi: Where is my Taoist temple?! 】
Roger felt now as if he had worked so hard and begged his grandfather and grandma to finally get a bunch of seeds that were pleasing to both the body and mind.
After three days and three nights of not shutting down, and struggling to download more than 20 gigabytes of videos, I closed the curtains with great anticipation and prepared tissues. But when I turned on the video, there was a loud voice coming from the speakers.
The mood after the jaw-dropping music: "? Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven flowers on a vine~~~".
Not only that, after you suppress your anger and click X without giving up, switch to the next one.
Another music that makes you lose your mind comes from the speaker: "? Pleasant Goat, Lazy Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling~~~Don't look at me as just a sheep~~~"
Sheep, your grandma has legs!
I've even taken off my pants, and you fucking show me this?!
Roger looked at He Xiaotian, who was making sparks while he was playing skewers in the pit. He was almost blinded by anger and rushed into the huge pit to be hammered.
In addition to the civilian personnel essential for operation, the Scavenger Headquarters can be said to be full of people.
Not only that, he also brought in the garrison and brought out a variety of powerful and heavy weapons.
Even the missile system has locked on Snake Mountain, waiting for them to die together at the critical moment if they are defeated.
Full of passion, he retreated under the sparking iron stick.
The scavenger team behind him looked at the deputy minister who wanted to rush down but seemed to be worried about something.
Even if one of them counts, they are all confused.
As for the X in my mouth, what the hell does this have to do with other people’s weirdos?
Have you forgotten the last time you were a dog licker?
As an old man, Lei Yang and Captain Su beside him separated the crowd with their hands and walked forward.
"?!"
The two of them looked at He Xiaotian, who was more than two meters tall after returning to normal and was happily masturbating, and fell into a daze at the same time.
No wonder the deputy minister looked furious and even crazy, but he didn't dare to argue.
After working on it for a long time, it turned out that X was in the pit!
Wait, isn’t this the scene of a wolf-level disaster?
Why is X here?
Is it possible...
The two men glanced around the huge pit covering an area of thousands of square meters.
Is this caused by X?
He Xiaotian himself also heard Roger's angry shouting. He finished picking up the meat skewers in his hand and turned his head to look over.
I want to see which blind bastard is causing trouble again!
As a result, three familiar faces came into view.
"Hey! Isn't this the famous Deputy Scavenger Minister Roger? There are also Captain Lei and Captain Su. What's going on? Do you have something to do with me? Why don't you come down and have something to eat first, and let's chat while eating."
Eat your grandma’s claws!!
This was what the three of them were complaining about at the same time.
How can we still be in the mood to eat?
You bastard, give us back our blood.
The team members behind the three people looked at each other in confusion.
Hearing the words coming from the pit, he seems to know him?
So, a group of people ignored Roger's instructions and stepped forward one by one.
“(⊙o⊙)…”
What's happening here?
We promised to be a wolf-level disaster, promised to serve the country, and promised to wear the national flag!
Why, below is a big man jerking off skewers!!
He Xiaotian: "???"
He was confused, why did so many people suddenly appear?
I'll just make a skewer, what about you?
"Ahem, X. What's going on with this giant pit?" When Roger saw all the team members coming forward, he coughed and asked. He originally planned to use a questioning tone, but when he saw He Xiaotian's feet, two people
After wielding the extremely huge evil hammer, he still chose to be gentle and use honorifics.
This guy is a reckless man. If he gets angry and rushes to blast him, he probably won't be able to beat him.
"Uh..." He Xiaotian looked at Roger and his eyes became a little dangerous for a moment.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to rush up and beat him.
But can he say that it was him who blasted it out with all his strength?
In this case, doesn't it mean that he directly admits that he can't defeat Shenxu Guan?
"The papermakers did it. You scavengers should have information about them." He Xiaotian rolled his eyes and told the reason he had thought up before. No matter who came, just pour dirty water on the paper people.
"..."
What do you think of Nima?
If that group of wreath sellers had this strength, they would have dominated the evil world long ago.
They are just weird, have evil methods, and have moody temperaments.
The ability to unleash a wolf-level disaster, are you lying?
"Don't look at me like this. No matter how you look at it, it's all the work of the color tying craftsmen."
Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of unbelieving eyes, He Xiaotian refused to change his words.
'
You have to figure out the ins and outs.
Otherwise, it will be easy for him when the Minister comes back.
"If they hadn't come to me for revenge, would there have been a huge pit? If they had just stood there and been hammered, would I have destroyed Shenxu Temple with a hammer? So the emergence of this huge pit was not their fault.
Who did it?"
Seeing this, He Xiaotian had no choice but to tell the truth.
Of course, just stick the shit basin on the paper man's forehead, and take it out first.
Scavengers: "..."
What you said makes sense, but we are speechless.
Snake Mountain, at the foot of the mountain.
The three Taoist priests, with Taoist talismans attached to their legs, rushed over from a distance very quickly.
"Junior brother, hurry up, maybe the paper people are besieging layman X."
A Taoist priest with red hair and beard next to him rolled his eyes.
Senior brother, this magical talisman is so fast, I can't do it any faster.
I know you're anxious, but there's no point in being anxious!
"How is this going?"
When the three of them saw the heavy blockade at the foot of the mountain and various heavy weapons that looked very cruel, their faces were full of confusion.
"Whoever comes, stop there. There is a blocked area ahead. No one can get close."
Several soldiers armed with steel guns immediately stopped the three of them.
"Wait a minute, I am the master of Shenxu Temple on this mountain. May I ask this layman, what happened?" Shou Yangzi asked anxiously.
"Master, there is a wolf-level disaster reaction on the top of the mountain. You should not go up for the time being." The soldiers knew a little bit about the strange people. The Taoist League had naturally heard about the strange people. So there was no need to hide the true situation like ordinary people.
"Wolf level?! Damn it, the painters are quite ruthless. This is bringing their ancestors here. Isn't it just a loss of a spirit? As for such a big fight! Junior Brother, wait a minute
If you go up there, you must kill them for me."
Shouyangzi looked excited. Didn't he trick X?
"I am Roger, and the wolf-level disaster has been lifted. I repeat, I am Roger, and the wolf-level disaster has been lifted."
"receive."
Without waiting for the trio's persuasion, the people who received Roger's order immediately began to evacuate.
All kinds of heavy weapons were disassembled and loaded into the vehicle. In less than ten minutes, they left like the wind.
Shouyangzi and the other three stood in the night sky with messy faces.
Wasn't it just a wolf-level disaster, like facing a powerful enemy?
No matter how you say leave, just leave!
"Come on, let's go up and have a look."
Shouyangzi led his junior brother, and of course his apprentice Daoxuan, to the stone steps together.
Along the way, his junior brother frowned.
"Senior Brother, there is a heavy residual Yin Qi on the mountain road and in the forest. It is probably done by the colorful craftsmen. They like to play the trick of swarming out and besieging the enemy. I think your friend is probably in trouble.
few."
The Taoist priest with red beard and hair speculated.
Shouyangzi glanced at him sideways and motioned for him to close his mouth.
There was silence all the way, when the three of them stepped onto the top of the mountain.
"???"
The old Taoist tilted his neck and looked around, confirming again that this was Snake Mountain and that his Shenxu Temple was a hundred meters away.