Chapter 236 [The iron bone is so strong that it is like a left hand broken by a lightning strike]
After Roger chatted with He Xiaotian for a few words about the lizard demon's attack, he left the dormitory in shock.
Sure enough, if you walk a lot at night, you can encounter all kinds of weird things.
A husky with a broken left hand who stayed up all night playing games, a husky who was born in an egg and looked aggrieved.
The two are completely incompatible with the cruel, evil, cunning and weird image in my impression.
No matter how hard I beat it, I can't kill one of them. Even if it dies, I'll still think about its broken hand.
Not only did it shatter Roger's outlook on life, it was shattered all over the place and he couldn't even put it back together.
I recalled in my mind the scene where He Xiaotian just slapped his severed left hand into a puddle of pulp because of money issues.
Then an even more surprising scene appeared. The left severed hand recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye. He once again raised his phone desperately and showed the recharge port to his boss.
Even if you die, you will have to pay for it, and it will be unpleasant if you don’t live it up to the fullest.
He wanted to take out his cell phone and record a video.
Then it will be played repeatedly in the streets and alleys of the magic city every day, so that those evil heretics causing trouble in this world can take a look.
A small severed hand has such awareness and is doing very pursuing things.
Why do you like to do evil even when you have nothing to do?
Wouldn’t it be nice to play games to earn money and be a quiet and happy fat house?
In the dormitory, He Xiaotian took a comfortable bath.
When he walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, he saw Dan Shiqi blocked in the corner by Zuo Broken Hand.
Probably out of curiosity, what kind of thing did the boss bring back?
"Woof woof~~~" "Woof woof~~~"
As a result, before his left hand could continue to move forward, Dan Shiqi suddenly opened his mouth and barked.
"..."
It obviously wants to purr, but why does it turn into a purr as soon as it reaches its mouth?
Zuoshan was startled by the sudden cry.
He jumped directly from the ground to a height of about one meter, and then quickly moved back with all five fingers.
When Dan Shiqi saw the movement of the 'five-legged beast' in front of him, he was so frightened that he immediately shrank into the egg.
He Xiaotian: "..."
When two cowards meet, nothing surprising happens.
Forget it, I am strong anyway.
Accepting them has no hope of helping in the battle.
He Xiaotian stepped out in two steps, came to the corner, picked up Dan Shiqi, and placed him on the table in the living room.
He first knocked it, but the result was that the person huddled in his shell and would not come out.
Well, it's impossible for you to expect Danshiqi to change his attitude towards a person who has taken over all of his property.
After thinking about it, He Xiaotian picked up the pen and paper on the table and wrote a line of words.
With a snap of his fingers, he called over his left severed hand, which was hiding under the stool, and handed it over.
"Give it to Feng Yu, don't you know him? Give the note to whoever you think is the stupidest."
He looked at the left hand swaying in a ? shape.
Who would have thought that it, which was so timid just now, suddenly made a ?? and waved its raised index finger.
Then he clicked on the phone on the table, and He Xiaotian looked at the recharge port, silently.
I should have known I shouldn't have given this to you in the first place. How did you become like this when you used to ask for nothing in return?
"There is no network now, so you can't recharge. When the communication is restored, boss, I will definitely give you krypton gold."
After the words fell, Zuo Shushou took the note.
He pinched it between his index and middle fingers, and ran out of the dormitory with the remaining three fingers.
Open the door?
It's trivial.
He Xiaotian touched his chin, looking at the mobile game that still had a pop-up recharge port without the Internet, and fell into deep thought.
After a while, the sinful hand stretched out involuntarily and quickly began to operate on the screen.
At the same time, I thought silently in my heart, I am trying to break my hand and return to the right path.
Playing liver games every day is not good for your health.
It is still young and has a lot of youthful years, which must not be wasted.
He didn't even think about it, could a severed hand have a liver?!
About half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.
"Dang!" "Dang!" "Dang!"
"Come in." He Xiaotian responded casually, and with a creak, Feng Yu walked in with something in his hand.
"Boss, the high-quality dog food you asked for cost me a full three hundred yuan. Nowadays, pets are more expensive to eat than people. In the past, people were more annoying than people. After living for more than twenty years, now they can't even compare to dogs.
Got it." Feng Yu muttered and handed the dog food in his hand to He Xiaotian.
The severed left hand jumped up and jumped on the table.
Skillfully opened the screen saver of the mobile phone, but it appeared as if it was struck by lightning.
Because, Xiaoxiaole’s icon is missing!!
"Crack!"
With all five fingers moving, it started to move crazily on the table.
"Crack!"
He Xiaotian flattened his severed left hand with a palm.
"Gudong!"
Seeing this, Feng Yu swallowed his saliva.
Too bloody.
"What did you just say? Hundreds of dollars?" He Xiaotian turned his head and looked at Feng Yu, who was swaying, with a calm expression and asked.
"Hahaha, boss, you must have heard wrong. I was asking how Zuo Duanshou found me? It met me yesterday, how did it know that I was Feng Yu?" Feng Yu looked guilty.
said.
"I told it about the stupidest person in the crowd."
"..."
Goodbye! Farewell!
Feng Yu left He Xiaotian's dormitory with a look of great shock.
His broken left hand quickly recovered and he jumped up.
"Crack!"
The brave and fearless creature was once again pinned down on the table by He Xiaotian.
When he recovered, his left hand ran towards the mobile phone.
He Xiaotian unpacked the dog food, took out a piece, and placed it next to Dan Shiqi.
Dan Shiqi, who has a keener sense of smell than humans, naturally smelled the sweet kiss when he opened the bag.
The saliva flows out unconsciously.
It smells so good, dozens of times more fragrant than any other spiritual energy crystal.
Just thinking about the "two-legged beast" outside and the hateful face of plundering all its belongings, Dan Shiqi held back.
No, you can't be fooled.
"Squeak!"
He Xiaotian turned his head, only to see Zuo Duan hand dragging his cell phone in front of him.
The index finger taps the screen crazily, as if asking it for Xiaomiole!
"Zuo Duan Shou, listen to me. Your phone is broken and it has automatically uninstalled the game. One day the boss will pay for it and buy you a new one." He Xiaotian told lies with his eyes open, bullying his younger brother who has no mouth. He has no idea about the world.
I don’t understand technology.
Left hand pushed the cell phone helplessly, left the table, faced the corner, and seemed to be autistic.
He Xiaotian looked at its back and sighed.
Broken hands, you don’t understand the good intentions I have for you, boss.
Krypton gold is a bottomless pit.
I am actually saving you who are about to be lost!
I had a hard time early in the morning and ran for more than an hour, so I was a little tired.
Go to the bedroom and take a nap first.
Well, if the tragically dead Lizard Demon King were to know that the attack he launched could only be regarded as a fight with He Xiaotian, he would probably faint in the toilet from crying.
You think this is children's play house!
After He Xiaotian walked into the bedroom, he saw Danshiqi on the table, with his head sticking out against the eggshell.
He grabbed the fine dog food in one mouthful and quickly retracted it.
"Click!" "Click!"
Hearing the sounds in the living room, He Xiaotian, who was lying on the bed, smiled.
You little one, I still can’t cure you?
A husky pretended to be a little milk wolf.
Dog food, isn’t it delicious?
At noon, He Xiaotian woke up.
He stretched and walked out of the bedroom.
I saw an open bag of dog food on the table. It was all consumed, leaving only the bag.
It seems that it has all penetrated into Dan Shiqi's belly.
Under the stool, there were bursts of strange noises.
He walked over in a few steps and looked down, only to see Dan Shiqi's head stuck into a newly opened dog food bag.
"Click!" "Click!"
"Dang Dang!"
He Xiaotian reached out and flicked its eggshell.
“Aww~~~” “Aww~~~”
Dan Shiqi quickly turned around, bared his teeth at He Xiaotian, and resumed his usual wolf howl.
There seemed to be a touch of pride in his eyes.
"Huh? You actually corrected yourself? Come on, let me master you, and then I can bring you back. Woof! Woof!"
"Oooh~~~......Ooooh woof~~~" "Woof woof~~~"
Dan Shiqi's eyes widened suddenly, with a look of disbelief on his face.
Why...why did I call it wrong again?
He has never enjoyed high-quality dog food made by humans. Danshiqi felt happy both physically and mentally when he tasted it for the first time.
At that moment, it felt like it had lived in the wild for many years, but its life had been in vain!
Although this thing has no energy, it is not as good as aura crystals.
But the taste is so great!
So, it screamed from the bottom of its heart.
Then I discovered that I could actually moan again.
As a result, He Xiaotian appeared, barked twice effortlessly, and then slapped it back.
Dan Shiqi only felt that his future as a beast was extremely bleak.
"Woof woof~~~" "Woof woof~~~"
It fell into a weird circle again and couldn't even chew the dog food.
Then Dan Shiqi walked to the corner on his short legs.
He thrust his butt away from his broken left hand, which was facing the wall and thinking about it, and shrank into a ball.
Transformed into a smooth egg again.
Come on!
Add a new member to the autistic family.
"Fight with me?" He Xiaotian smiled proudly. After dinner, I will give you a big gift bag!
After getting dressed, I left the dormitory and went straight to the cafeteria.
Along the way, I found a large number of soldiers working on the ruins of the teaching building.
I have to say that the country’s efficiency is quite high.
Start now and plan to rebuild the defensive position.
He Xiaotian walked into the cafeteria and saw his three younger brothers and registered disciples enjoying their meal.
The dust on their bodies clearly showed that they had not been idle in the morning and were all working hard.
"Feng Yu, come here."
He Xiaotian called over the honest boy and spoke in his ear.
"?!"
After Feng Yu listened to his request, he stared at He Xiaotian with a constipated expression.
"Boss, you..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I never eat this kind of meat. I asked you to download the video not to learn how to do it, but to scare the new pet."
"That's good, that's good. Don't worry, I will be back before you finish eating."
After the words fell, Feng Yu took the mobile phone from He Xiaotian and left the cafeteria.
About half an hour later, the honest boy returned.
"Have you downloaded it? The most comprehensive one?"
"certainly!"
He Xiaotian nodded, took his mobile phone, and returned to the dormitory.