Come to the security door and check who is coming outside through the peephole.
I saw Li Yangming, the captain of the community, standing outside the door with a serious face.
He Xiaotian put the two hammers aside, opened a gap and said, "Captain Li, why are you here so late?"
"Xiaotian, 201 downstairs said that your house was renovated with explosives. He was making love with his wife, but there was a bang on the roof, which scared him so much that he stopped moving. It took him a long time to recover.
What are you doing in your family? You are lucky if nothing happens this time. What if you are really frightened to the point of losing your manliness? The young couple just got married, is it possible that they want to leave?"
He Xiaotian: "..."
He swore to God that he didn't do it on purpose.
"I'm sorry, Captain Li. Please wait a minute and apologize to me. The cabinets at home fell down, and it became like a decoration. I'm very sorry for causing trouble." He had to apologize with tears in his eyes for the sin he had caused.
No.
"No trouble, no trouble. I have to be responsible for you when I eat this bowl of rice. Okay, I'll stop by when I go downstairs."
"Goodbye, Captain Li."
Li Yangming was about to turn around when he caught a glimpse of a hammer covered with sharp thorns out of the corner of his eye.
Although it is just a corner, it is not the whole picture.
But with the alertness he had developed in the army, he couldn't help but stop.
"Xiaotian, let me tell you. Your parents have given birth to you and raised you all your life. No matter how unhappy they are, they can't make mistakes! Your family has good conditions and your life has been superior since you were a child. You may have never experienced any hardships.
If something doesn't go your way, you will have extreme thoughts. But Uncle Li advises you not to make a big mistake. You still have time to give up now, as long as you don't take the last step."
When Li Yangming said this, his whole body tensed up and he was about to pounce.
When He Xiaotian heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry.
It's all my fault for being lazy, why don't I put the hammer farther away?
But this guy, Uncle Li, actually thought that I would beat up my parents.
Your imagination is too rich, isn't it?
"Captain Li, you misunderstood. That's a prop. Can a normal person use such a big hammer? Besides, what method should I use to kill someone? Does it have to be so bloody? I'm a college student, but I'm not
A fool."
At the end of his sentence, He Xiaotian simply opened the door to let Li Yangming have a clear look.
"Ouch!"
Li Yangming was stunned when he saw the whole picture of the hammer.
Unless you are superhuman, no one can lift a hammer the size of a normal adult.
"Sorry, I misunderstood. By the way, where are your parents?"
It seems that the doubts in his heart have not disappeared yet.
"Captain Li, if you don't believe it, you can call my parents. One of them is at the paper mill and the other is at my aunt's house."
He Xiaotian's calm performance somewhat dispelled some doubts again.
"Okay, you young people don't know how to spend your money. These two hammer models cost a lot of money, right?"
"Not much, just tens of thousands of dollars."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yangming turned around and left.
There is no time to talk today.
Not much, tens of thousands? Just repay it?
Do you know how much my annual salary is in total?
Is having money a big deal? If you have money, can you use explosives to decorate?
He Xiaotian finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Li Yangming disappearing into the corridor.
Thank goodness I didn't come up to check the hammer, otherwise I would have been ruined.
Don't be so careless in the future, you have to have a longer memory.
Then he closed the door and worked inside and outside for several hours. Finally, after finishing everything, he returned to the room and fell asleep.
Early the next morning, he was woken up by his cell phone ringing.
"Hello?"
"Son, when can I go home? What are you doing? If I have a girlfriend, wouldn't it be enough for our family to buy another house?" He Xiaotian suddenly discovered that his mother is also very good at chatting.
Yesterday he talked Captain Li to death, and today he was almost KOed by his mother.
Why weren't you so generous to me before?
You have to have a girlfriend before you are willing to spend money to buy a house!
"No, I really can't tell you clearly about this mom. Anyway, remember, my son is completely for the good of you and my dad. Do you think I can harm you two? As long as I don't tell you, you will
Stay at my cousin's house with peace of mind."
This makes sense. How bad must a beast be to harm his parents?
"Then tell me what happened last night when you used explosives to decorate and the hammer model?"
"..."
It turns out that Captain Li actually called and went to confirm it in person!
However, He Xiaotian doesn't have many complaints. He does his duty for the safety of the residents of the community. How can you be dissatisfied?
Have fun meeting such a security guard!
"The wardrobe collapsed yesterday, so we made a noise downstairs. As for the hammer model, a fortune teller said that I will be hit with a disaster this year and I need a fierce weapon to ward it off. Now when I buy a kitchen knife, I have to make it with my real name.
Where do you think I can go to get ferocious soldiers? Antiques are fine, but with our family’s financial resources, it’s not enough. So I spent tens of thousands of yuan to make a model to show off, and no matter how much I thought about it, it would work.”
After this nonsense, the phone was silent for a long time. After a while, my mother's voice sounded faintly.
"as long as you are happy."
"beep!!"
After he finished speaking, the other person hung up the phone.
I ordered two takeaways at noon and evening.
Of course, the quantity is huge, huge.
For specific reference, you can refer to the amount of twenty elbows and fifty steaks in the hospital.
Then he discovered that the takeaway boy was staring at him with a look of resentment from beginning to end.
It seemed like some ambiguous incident had occurred that started in chaos but ended in abandonment.
Looking at it made his chrysanthemums tremble.
As a result, while eating, He Xiaotian slapped his head.
Isn't this the Sherlock Holmes-type guy who originally brought him food?
No wonder he is so resentful.
In the evening, He Xiaotian walked into the nanny's room carrying a hammer weighing more than 300 kilograms.
Then he sat cross-legged under the window sill, waiting for the arrival of the kappa.
He always felt that this matter would not be revealed so easily.
Sure enough, it was about ten o'clock in the evening.
There was a sound outside the window.
"Snapped!"
A green palm on the glass slapped on the window.
He Xiaotian didn't even use a hammer. He stretched his left arm through the glass and grabbed the kappa's neck fiercely.
Go back and grab it, killing it directly.
[Ding! Kill the kappa and get 200 experience points. 】
Another two hundred experience points were recorded, which is not bad.
In the early morning, a blue-furred head poked through the glass hole.
"Kacha!"
[Ding! Kill the kappa and get 200 experience points. 】
He Xiaotian's arm was like a blue dragon emerging from the water, and he completed the process of grabbing and pinching it off in an instant.
On the floor, two ghastly green kappa corpses covered in scales and mucus lay side by side with their heads tilted.
Above his head is He Xiaotian, who is sitting cross-legged and bored.
The three of them are extremely penetrating under the moonlight.