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Chapter 306 [Oh my groove, where is my head? 】

"Boom!"

The huge smoke and dust raised blocked everyone's sight.

The abbot suddenly discovered that his original Buddha statue seemed to be more than six meters taller.

Can this thing grow on its own?

When the dust slowly dispersed, he fell into a daze.

The golden giant was not only not submerged in the endless light, but actually lifted the Buddha statue up at some point.

A six-and-a-half-meter human being forcibly lifted up a fifteen-meter-high Buddha statue made entirely of stone. That kind of scene was definitely not something that could be imagined just by relying on fantasy.

Are you taking any hormones?

"Rumble..."

The two huge arms of the Buddha statue were folded downwards, intending to attack He Xiaotian.

As a result, an embarrassing scene occurred. No matter how hard the abbot tried to control, he could not hook the golden giant below.

The deputy district chief and soldiers stationed outside the Great Sun Tathagata Temple.

Seeing this funny scene, everyone laughed heartlessly.

Completely missing was the sadness that He Xiaotian felt when he was swallowed up by the dim light.

"Let's go!!"

He Xiaotian shouted loudly and exerted force with both arms.

"boom!"

The huge Buddha statue flew directly into the sky like a cannonball.

And it shot rapidly into the distance.

"???"

The abbot was completely stunned. Although he felt He Xiaotian's unparalleled power in the dining hall and was pushed to the ground and beaten violently by him, you are too exaggerated!

At this moment, five or six mobile phones outside the temple turned on the video recording function, faithfully recording the scene of the Buddha statue flying through the air.

"Roar!" "Roar!"

Two beast roars were heard, and two powerful stone beasts shaped like tigers were seen in the air, jumping out from the ground and rushing towards the Buddha statue in the air.

The huge Buddha statue had nowhere to rely on in mid-air, so it could only turn into an angry-eyed King Kong and wave its two stone arms to drive him away.

"Kacha!"

Although the stone beast is only three meters long and one meter high.

But its ferocity is much greater than that of Buddha statues.

The stone arm will shatter into pieces if they meet each other.

"It's the two beasts guarding this place. I'm afraid the Buddha statue won't be able to come out."

The deputy district chief muttered to himself, causing the people around him to roll their eyes.

This is what you, the old man, need to say!

If he could have come out, he would have caused trouble to the world long ago.

After a few breaths, the giant Buddha statue turned into rubble.

After the stone Buddha who "wanted to escape from prison" was eliminated, the two stone beasts returned to the ground again.

"Damn Bi Yan, I will come back!!"

The abbot looked unwilling and glared at He Xiaotian, then disappeared in a flash.

The Dainichi Tathagata Temple, which covers an area of ​​100 acres, seemed to have gone back in time and immediately became dilapidated.

He Xiaotian: "???"

What is this girl’s stuff all about!

You fell down before I even exerted my strength.

Also, what are the two stone beasts that attack the Buddha statue from the air?

"Walk!"

The deputy district chief who was guarding the perimeter stood up, said something to a few soldiers who were checking their mobile phones, and then walked towards the Buddhist temple.

Several people looked at each other, didn't they say it was very dangerous inside?

"The stone Buddha is broken and is safe for the time being. He will not be reborn until night."

The deputy district chief turned around and explained.

"Hey! How do you know so clearly?"

The person who spoke was the young man who always got beaten.

When the few people standing beside him heard this, they all ran out.

There is no hope, just wait to die.

boom!

The deputy district chief appeared where the unlucky child was and took back his right leg.

"You are the only one who talks a lot!"

"..."

A group of people quickly rushed towards He Xiaotian, and a certain confused man also saw them.

"Hey! Isn't this the deputy district chief? Why are you here?"

"Stop talking and leave quickly. This thing can't be killed and will be reborn at night." The old man warned him immediately when he saw He Xiaotian.

Everyone thought that this was the end of the matter.

But who would have thought that He Xiaotian actually showed a surprised expression after hearing this.

"Very good!"

"!!!"

The deputy district chiefs and others had exclamation marks on their foreheads. Brother, what do you think?

"I have to take revenge with my own hands."

He Xiaotian's thunderous voice exploded from their ears, causing the eardrums of a group of people to buzz.

"Can't kill him!"

Don't mention how depressed the deputy district chief is. As for you, it's you.

"You guys go back. Anyway, if I don't fuck him a few times, it won't go well with me." When has He Xiaotian ever been wronged like this? Mr. Ma De was flying in the sky when he was suddenly pulled down.

If he didn't take revenge on the old abbot, would that be He's character?

In short, if you provoke me, you are provoking the wrong person.

I have to beat this bald thief until he kneels down and begs for mercy!

"This is a spectacle, just listen to me..."

"Don't make trouble, I don't care what he is, he can't kill me anyway. As long as I don't die, he will suffer."

When the deputy district chief saw this, he agreed.

Worry for nothing!

All the subordinates were looking at him.

It probably means, what should we do?

"Old Zhao is in no man's land, so he won't be in the way. I want to see how you can make him feel better."

Okay, why are you still competing with X?

"Let's go and camp outside."

A group of people cheered and left the Buddhist temple.

At night, black air fills the air.

The environment of chirping birds and fragrant flowers quickly receded.

In the dark soil, dry old trees, and under the bright moonlight, unbridled laughter could be heard in the Great Sun Tathagata Temple.

"Hahaha, I'm back again..."

But before he could finish his words, his voice suddenly stopped.

Because inside the temple, a golden giant was... calmly grilling skewers.

The meat was brought over by the deputy district chief and others, and a dozen cattle and sheep were neatly placed aside.

He Xiaotian, on the other hand, was holding a huge iron stick and roasting grease.

And the seasonings are constantly sprinkled on it, and the aroma is not to mention how exciting it is to stimulate the appetite.

"???"

Why the hell haven’t you left yet!

And you’re still grilling skewers on my territory?

Do you really care about me?

"you you you......"

The abbot was so angry that his whole body was shaking.

"Click!" "Click!"

"You're here? Come on, come on, call me your true identity."

He Xiaotian said nonchalantly while picking up the skewers.

"I'll kill you, the king..."

"boom!"

Before he finished speaking, a big golden hand crushed the abbot into powder.

"Rumble..."

The earth cracked open, and an intact Buddha statue raised its head from the crack.

His face was full of anger, and a nameless evil fire was burning.

His eyes were filled with dim light, ready to burst open and engulf He Xiaotian who was masturbating.

"I'm waiting for you!"

It exploded violently, shaking the dilapidated buildings to the point of collapse.

"Here comes the ax!!"

Above the dark and terrifying temple, the eye of the storm with a range of more than thirty kilometers gathered.

The full moon is in the middle.

It's like a giant eye looking down at all living beings on the earth, gathered here.

Around the eye of the storm is a ring of towering thunderstorms.

The momentum of a storm is coming, which makes people unable to breathe.

Cyan light cut through the night sky, and a five-foot-long battle ax suddenly appeared in He Xiaotian's hand.

He licked off all the meat on the iron pick in one gulp, threw it away, and held the ax handle tightly with both hands.

He struck hard at the head of the Buddha statue that was crawling out.

"boom!!"

The Buddha statue has a sinister smile on its face and only an axe. How can it stand up to the Buddha?

I am as hard as stone...

"???"

Ouch, where is my head?

"Rumble..."

The broken Buddha head seemed to have caused a chain reaction, and the entire body was disintegrating and falling apart.

He Xiaotian looked at the Buddha statue that had turned into stone under the gap and spat.

"Bah! What a vulnerable girl."

"puff!"

There seemed to be a faint sound of a knife piercing the heart in the void.

The deputy district chief is stationed outside, waiting to watch the show.

The late-night snack noodles in his mouth had not yet reached his stomach. He just stared blankly as He Xiaotian chopped the Buddha statue into a crack in the earth with an axe.

After working on it for a long time, you still kept it this morning?

The next day, the sky brightened.

He Xiaotian slept in a temporary tent set up at Dainichi Tathagata Temple.

By the way, this is also provided by the deputy district chief.

In the evening, a kind-hearted monk poked his head out of the dilapidated hall.

There was no one around, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Haha mouth..."

"boom!"

A broken Buddha head hit the bullseye and smashed the abbot into pieces.

"..."

"I am going to kill you!"

Familiar images appeared and cracks opened.

But this time, the abbot practiced adultery.

Two huge stone arms were placed on the edge of the earth, and they suddenly jumped out.

He wants to get out and fight as quickly as possible!

"boom!"

A muscular man of normal human height wielded an extremely long battle ax that did not suit him, and hacked the Buddha statue back before it reached its head.

"Rumble..."

Seeing this, the deputy district chief and others sighed.

Then...then I calmly ate my midnight snack.

They finally figured it out, He Xiaotian ate the Buddha statue to death.

The third day, night.

"You can't kill me..."

"boom!"

On the fourth day, dark clouds enveloped the Great Sun Tathagata Temple.

"I am immortal..."

"boom!"

On the fifth day, the sixth day, and the seventh day, He Xiaotian still played the game of "whack-a-mole" persistently.

The ravaged abbot has no temper at all.

On the eighth day, the dilapidated temple was extremely quiet, with nothing unusual at all.

He Xiaotian waited for most of the night, but the abbot was nowhere to be seen.

No matter how unbearable the curse words he uttered, the old monk never showed up.

"Look, everyone is scared of being beaten and won't come out."

The deputy district chief and others enjoyed the BBQ, and thought it was time to give up, right?

Some of them couldn't bear to see an evil spirit forced to do this.

It's too awful.

In the past week, whenever a Buddha statue appeared, it would be chopped into pieces by an ax flying out of nowhere.

After all, it is a spectacle, and it has been mixed up to such an extent that it makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry.

He Xiaotian transformed into a golden giant, carrying an ax and searching for the abbot in the temple.

The result is obvious and naturally useless.

After all, the government can only use A-level abnormal items to suppress the existence. How can you not have some skills?

The sky was brightening, and He Xiaotian, who had been looking for it all night, looked at the rising sun and sighed.

On the first day when the abbot was away, I missed him.


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