Chapter 316 [What a miserable little fat man, we can't bear to watch it] (4.5K)
At nine o'clock in the morning, the martial arts assessment at Shanghai Medical University began.
All fifty students performed the first form in the "Twelve Postures of Bodhidharma Yijin", Wei Shen Presenting the Pestle, in an orderly manner.
Even if they were dissatisfied with He Xiaotian's words, not a single person objected.
Within three months, they learned one thing: obey!
The big devil will never reason with you unless you can beat him.
But thinking of He Xiaotian's terrifying figure on the first day of school, everyone thought it would be better to be obedient.
No matter how hard or tiring it is, it is just a double torture both mentally and physically.
With hundreds of people watching, time continued to pass.
Three hours later, the aroma of the food filled the entire playground.
Fifty young men with small muscles, their expressions unchanged.
After ninety days of extreme hardship, this situation was not enough to stop them.
The scorching sun radiates high temperatures unbridled.
As a result, fans, watermelons and other items were placed in front of the ‘judges’ who were responsible for checking the students’ strength.
"???"
Every registered disciple's body was soaked with sweat.
"Ronald, isn't this bad?" Mr. Wang, the eldest and most senior among the five, looked embarrassed. It is true that he has lived a long time and has experienced a lot. But in front of him, there are a lot of little guys who are undergoing a difficult assessment.
, but they sat in front of others, eating watermelon and blowing in the wind.
How big of a face does this have to keep its expression unchanged?
At least, someone named Wang couldn't do it.
"It's okay, x ordered it." Roger didn't care, picked up a piece of black watermelon and ate it.
"Kachi!" "Kachi!"
Take two or three bites and eat a piece of watermelon.
Then, the guy picked up the second piece.
Seeing this, the others also let go of their reserve.
Since someone is taking the lead, what are they afraid of?
The creation is complete!
When Roger picked up the third piece of watermelon, his right hand suddenly froze.
Because on the playground across the way, fifty little muscular boys were all looking at him with murderous eyes.
"hehe......"
To be honest, the pressure is quite high.
It is impossible to say that he doesn't care at all when facing each and every 'little x'.
What if these people rush up and beat him to death?
Fifty people sweating profusely, not to mention how much they hate Roger.
If you want to eat melon, you can just eat melon. Why are you chirping?
Forget about chirping, what the hell is that sound that makes you feel happy from head to toe?
You are sincerely making things difficult for us, aren’t you!!
Roger sneered and put the watermelon down reluctantly.
Don't dare to eat it. If you eat it again, you might die.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the first six postures of "Dharma Yijin Twelve Postures" were finally completed, and everyone reached the passing line.
"Has anyone withdrawn from the assessment?"
Everyone shook their heads and joked.
They are the most proficient in "Dharma Yijin Twelve Postures". If they don't try their best to score points in the first two levels, will they cause trouble for themselves in the next three levels?
"Okay, continue!"
He Xiaotian nodded with satisfaction, and waved his hand to the three younger brothers to bring up a... barbecue grill?
Then, under the sad eyes of the registered disciples, the bbq began.
Onlookers: "..."
Are you really their master?
You are a devil!
All kinds of meat skewers, vegetables, and seafood are available one by one.
The barbecue master juggler rolled up his sleeves and stood in front of the grill like a master.
After a while, the alluring aroma filled the entire playground.
"Gululu..."
Fifty people gathered together, and the sound of their stomachs protesting was extremely harsh.
A group of people were blushing, especially the female disciples, who wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Although most people can't tell they are women.
Don't talk about the magician's skills. If he opens a shop in the magic city, he will say that he is the second child, and no one will dare to put the hat of the boss on his head.
"The Twelve Postures of Bodhidharma Yijin" may not look like just a pose, but it actually consumes a lot of physical energy.
The first six postures are okay, and once you become proficient, they are not too difficult.
But once you reach the last six poses, the difficulty will not only increase exponentially?
After six hours of practice, I was already a little tired.
His stomach was even more empty, and he was hungry.
In addition, the unique aroma of charcoal grilled fat is close at hand.
If it hadn't been for the willpower they had developed through three months of hard training, they might have rushed forward at any time.
"If someone gives up on their own initiative, eat whatever you want!"
Everyone swallowed, but remained indifferent.
"The talents of some of you in the "Twelve Postures of Bodhidharma Yijin" are very limited. Give up resistance, come up and play the strings, and take a rest. This way, you will have enough energy to deal with the next four levels."
"Gudong!"
The saliva was much louder, and what the master said seemed to make sense.
He Xiaotian looked at the few people in the crowd who were about to make a move, smiled slightly, and said again.
"Only for the first ten, come if you want to eat."
After he finished speaking, he picked up a handful of spices and sprinkled them on the barbecue grill.
The fragrance suddenly became stronger.
Not only that, he also ordered Feng Yu, a silly boy, to bring a lot of meat skewers and send them to Roger and the others.
Look how greedy these guys are.
Drooling all over the floor!
If it hadn't been for He Xiaotian's brutal strength and deeds, they would have all rushed up to him, throwing back their cheeks and licking their skewers.
"Bah!" "Bah!"
A group of registered disciples listened to the voice in their ears and looked at the scavengers in front of them who were taking a sip of cold beer.
There is only one thing in my mind, are you the devil!!
This group of people looked at He Xiaotian's smiling eyes and simply closed their eyes.
Persistence is victory!
No matter what happens, get ten points first.
Under the devastation of the aroma, half an hour finally passed.
"Everyone, plus 10 points!"
After He Xiaotian finished speaking, there were popping sounds one after another. Looking around, there was a large area on the playground.
Only nine people are still persisting.
He Xiaotian glanced at him and saw that some people were exhausted, while others still had some energy left.
He was very pleased with this.
Those who still have some energy left don't give up because they don't work hard, but because they consider the problems in the next four levels.
Although he gritted his teeth, persisted, and scored 30 points directly in the first level, which looked great, in fact it was a pit dug by his surname He.
From the beginning to the end, he only talked about adding points, not subtracting points.
If you fail to reach the passing mark in the following four levels, points will naturally be deducted.
Among the fallen people, fifteen people immediately rushed out like flying.
These guys rushed over to the barbecue grill, grabbed a handful of skewers, and wanted to swallow the skewers together.
The five people who didn't win looked disappointed.
Grandma, I'm running too slow!
As for the rest of the people spread out on the playground, their faces were full of envy.
I really don’t have the energy to fight!
"Ba Chi..." "Ba Chi..."
"Is it delicious?" He Xiaotian asked with a smile.
"delicious!"
Ten people nodded repeatedly, this was the best barbecue they had ever eaten in their lives.
Think about it, my life was in vain.
"Does it smell good?"
"It smells so good!" "It smells so good!"
He Xiaotian nodded and continued.
"Eat more if it smells good, one skewer is worth it."
"Hmm...huh?!"
As if struck by lightning, the ten people's movements were frozen in the air.
"Master, Master...Master, what did you say?"
"Eat more if it smells good."
"No, no...not...the back...the back...the one at the back...one by one...one sentence.
....." They looked in disbelief, as if they and others had heard it wrong and wanted to hear it again.
"One string, one point." He Xiaotian said calmly, fulfilling their wishes.
"..."
"I ate five fucking skewers! Five points, five points! Why can't I control my mouth!"
"You're only five points, I've done nine skewers, and you're done."
The ten people were wailing, and the five people who were lagging behind, as well as the people on the playground, were full of gloating.
Fortunately, I ran slowly, otherwise I would have been dead!!
"By the way, you can't put back what you took. You have to finish it. If you have more than ten skewers, you will get a negative score. It doesn't matter if you can or not, just finish it."
After He Xiaotian finished speaking, everyone on the playground immediately turned their attention to the first person who rushed to the barbecue grill.
Because this person, even in front of the other forty-nine muscular men, looks fat!!
In his hands, the number of meat skewers probably exceeded fifty.
"???"
The little fat man was almost crying. He had to get at least eighty points to pass the test.
"Teacher...Master...you, you, you...you are joking...joking, right?"
Hearing this, He Xiaotian walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"Kid, stop dreaming. Instead of hoping that I'm joking with you, why don't you go sell the meat skewers you have and let your brothers and sisters buy a little each, to make it more realistic."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..." the little fat man cried at that time. Points are as precious as life, who is willing to sell them!
If you fail the test because of a piece of meat, wouldn't you die unjustly?
Onlookers: "..."
Where did these kids offend x?
Otherwise, why would you spare no effort to deceive them?
Every word He Xiaotian said was full of traps.
Without paying attention, ten people were buried directly.
Especially the little fat man, his death was so tragic!
We couldn't bear to watch it.
"Time's up, twenty points for the nine of you."
As soon as they finished speaking, they sat down on the ground, their clothes already soaked through.
If you take it off at this time, water will definitely come out when you twist it.
"Next, announce the scores. Gao Jie, thirty points. Li Liang... ten points... Peng Yi, minus forty five points!!"
After the words fell, a group of people focused their attention on the little fat man who was heartbroken.
How miserable.
"Peng Yi, tell me, master, what was your nickname last night? Tell me, and I will exempt you from 10% of your debt."
"born!"
"You used to be a programmer, right?"
Little fat man Peng Yi looked surprised, how did you know!
He Xiaotian chuckled and said leisurely.
"You are bald."
"..."
When Peng Yi heard this, he burst into tears and cried.
"Be strong. Although you are fat and bald, and you still owe fifty-five points to your teacher. But as long as you work hard, you will definitely gain something. Of course, none of this can change the fact that you are fat, bald, and owe your teacher fifty-five points."
"
"Wow......"
Most of the people watching turned their heads away at this moment.
What a miserable little fat man, if you take this sip of poisonous chicken soup, you may have a desire to die, right?
Peng Yi cried and realized something was wrong!
Didn't I agree that if I tell you my nickname last night, you'll exempt me from ten points?
How did you go from minus forty-five to minus fifty-five in one go?
"Master...Master, didn't you agree to exempt me from ten points!"
He Xiaotian smiled at the little fat man and said earnestly.
"My child, you are still too young. If you waive ten points, it will naturally be fifty-five. I am not saying that I will add ten points to you. Congratulations, on top of the attributes of being fat and bald, you have added an extra layer of stupidity to yourself.
"
"..."
The scavengers, as well as the judges and others, covered their faces.
I really couldn't bear to continue watching the little fat man suffer.
"boom!"
Peng Yi fell to the ground with his head up, tears falling from the corners of his eyes, and a look of despair on his face.
"The second assessment begins!"
Fifty people participated in the "Bronze Statue Skill" and all passed.
The judges' eyes almost popped out when they saw this scene!
Three months ago, they were just ordinary people.
Now every punch and kick has the power to break mountains and crack rocks!
The whole little Superman.
Compared with strange people who suddenly awaken due to luck from heaven, martial arts has great popularity.
I just bought some training equipment and spent some expensive medicinal materials.
At most, we are screening for guys with some talent.
But for flower growers, anything that can be solved with money is nothing!
people?
With a population of more than one billion, can't we still produce hundreds of millions of warriors?
Fifty people, more or less, all got five points from the second level.
Only two of them stood out the most.
The first person was Gao Jie, who got fifteen points!
The second one was a bit beyond He Xiaotian's expectation. It turned out to be Peng Yi, the little fat man who looked the most miserable today.
This guy even surpassed Gao Jie on the bronze head.
He bumped into it, and the bronze tripod immediately shattered!
The picture is much more powerful than that of Gao Jie. The impact on people is extremely strong. It seems that all his anger has been turned into motivation.
In the third level, "Five Tigers Cutting Door Knife", forty-nine people gave up the competition after passing the test.
The time to practice sword skills is too short, and it is already very difficult to perform them smoothly.
Besides, when you are practicing and there is no one to teach you the tricks, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to show them?
Only one person stood up.
Peng Yi!
After he scored fifteen points in the second level, he still owed forty points.
If we don’t fight hard now, when will we wait?
But when he was fighting against the magician, Mader was really annoying.
He Xiaotian wished he could go up and kick him away. Did you deliberately come on stage to disgust me?
Do you think this is the Young and Dangerous guy, killing people on the street?
Just swing the big blade and do it?
Especially this guy, relying on the "Bronze Statue Skill" to practice well, is unscrupulous.
He was actually forced to hold on for two minutes in the hands of the magician and scored twenty points.
Of course, the magician didn't use all his strength, otherwise he would have been instantly killed!
The scavenger and the judges are not fools, so it can be seen naturally.
Just a little fat man who has practiced for three months can rival a strange person in terms of physical strength.
Can it not be surprising?
Peng Yi also exploited a loophole.
He Xiaotian never expected that there would be such a shameless person.
Just pick up the Ghost Tou Dao and swing it. Just look for anyone on the street and you can do it.
Is this also called "Five Tigers Cutting the Door"?
But there is no other way, who told him not to add anything!
It can only be cheaper for the little fat guy.
The other forty-nine people were very excited.
Not only did the fat man get twenty points, but he also bought two minutes of rest time for everyone.
In the fourth level of Willow Leaf Flying Knife, Peng Yi gave full play to his shameless spirit.
After all forty-nine people were finished, this guy did something that made He Xiaotian want to strangle him to death.
Everyone behaves in a disciplined manner, tying the flying knife to their waist and then taking the test.
The little fat man directly picked up a dozen flying knives with both hands and shot them at the wooden target.
"Puff puff!"
Feng Yu looked at the four big holes in the wooden target and didn't know what to do.
"Hahaha......"
"Peng Yi adds eighty points, leaving sixty points."
"I finally..." The little fat man was interrupted by He Xiaotian before he finished speaking.
"Because the eight flying knives on the wooden target failed to penetrate the target, eighty points will be deducted. Therefore, you still lose twenty points."
"!!!"
"I......"
When Peng Yi heard this, he didn't even take a breath and lay directly on the ground.
He Xiaotian smiled contemptuously, fight with me?
Do you think being bald at a young age means you are extremely smart?
I am your master, the one who makes the rules!
In the final archery assessment, everyone only passed the test, and no one could get extra points.
But it was enough. All fifty people graduated and became teachers.
fatty?
Several senior fellow apprentices with extremely high scores worked together to help him overcome the danger.
Of course, this was also He Xiaotian's instruction. If it hadn't been for his words that you can use meat skewers to sell points, he would be dead today.
The five judges, after completing their assessment, talked among themselves for a long time.
The fight was red-faced, and it was not until late at night that each of them gave the result.
Roger immediately informed He Xiaotian, who was celebrating with the students.