After hearing what He Xiaotian said, the hair on his body was almost frightened.
Not only did they break into the lair of a great villain, they were also mentally ill.
After all, He Da Mangfu's clothes and his hammer.
The combination of the two makes him look like an extremely abnormal person.
"Don't be afraid, I'm very interested in you and won't do anything harsh to you."
""
Although the remaining intruders were panicked and their anus tightened, they still couldn't help but want to slap He Xiaotian in the face to defend his remaining dignity.
"Don't think wrongly, I'm just interested in the footwork you just used. After all, I am a straight man."
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian burst into flames and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
This man said in his heart that he was despicable and shameless.
He actually used words to distract me and launched a surprise attack. It was really shameless in the extreme.
Aware of the commotion behind him, the intruder did not dare to neglect, let alone continue to complain.
He bent his legs and ran out, quickly escaping from the clutches of the weirdo in pajamas.
"Whoosh!"
The whole person is so blessed that he feels like an arrow leaving the string, shrinking to an inch, and shooting towards the plant wall. If you want to leave this place, it can be called the devil's back garden.
"Snapped!"
The intruder stepped on the solid wall with his feet and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
But he knew that this fashion could not be said to be safe.
The villa area must be evacuated as soon as possible.
As a result, just as he was about to jump up, an arm wrapped around his shoulders.
This arm is still holding a huge evil hammer.
The blood all over his body went cold at that moment, and he turned around to look with a sad face.
I saw He Xiaotian's face full of compassion, just like the eminent monk in the temple, people can't help but respect this ghost!!
This guy is a deadly master, what will happen to him if he falls into his hands?
You are obviously a pervert, but you are pretending to be a Bodhisattva.
"Young man, you are still young, why are you so stubborn? Stay as a guest, drink tea, and discuss your footwork with me, how wonderful it is!" This description is quite beautiful, but the second half of the sentence is a bit chilling.
"Then I will smash you flat with a hammer, so that you can die more quickly and reach bliss sooner. You will save yourself the suffering in this world."
The intruder with an ugly face: ""
I have a saying called Ma Mai Pi, but I don’t know if I should say it or not?
And just when He Xiaotian was educating him with sincerity, a certain husky who had been huddled in the corner sneaked up to the strange people buried underground.
It only finds the flesh, flesh and spirit of these people so attractive.
It's a bit too much for the dog and the wolf to resist and want to swallow it in one gulp.
Just thinking about the girls at the Medical University who gave him snacks, the Husky held back.
But it was a bit tempting, so it stuck out its tongue and started licking these guys' faces.
I can't eat it, so licking it is not too much, right?
The two-legged beast probably won't beat me!
Just lick it once and close your mouth after one mouthful.
"Chiliu! Chiliu!"
The husky was so excited when he licked it, not to mention the taste was pretty good, it was much more fun than the bone sticks and flying saucers he played with yesterday.
The first person photographed underground by He Xiaotian woke up leisurely.
When he regained consciousness, he suddenly found that he could not move.
It's like being trapped in a box with something stuffed in its mouth. Why is it so disgusting?
And the muddy smell around it is very pungent.
It seems that some special fertilizers produced by farmers are used in it?
He shook his head, trying to push away all the soil surrounding him.
Then he was very unfortunate, by the bright or pale moonlight.
I saw a white wolf that was obviously no ordinary beast, licking a human head not far away.
"???"
Especially the excitement revealed in the beast's eyes is simply chilling.
This has to be eaten raw!!
He was instantly too frightened to move his head, wishing that the surrounding soil would completely cover him.
If possible, he would even want to shrink into the center of the earth.
This garden is so terrible!
Hutchison was enjoying the licking, when out of the corner of his eye he suddenly spotted a human head swinging on the ground.
Then, its eyes lit up.
He ran over happily on all fours.
The hearts of the strange people who pretended to be dead and wanted to shrink into the depths of the earth stopped beating for a moment.
He looked at the husky getting closer and closer, as well as the 'bloody mouth' and the teeth inside that shone with a cold light.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
I wanted to vent my fear by shouting, but an 'abnormal object' and a strange taste erupted in my mouth.
Then his eyes rolled up and he fainted.
"!!!"
The husky walked closer and found that the man had his eyes closed, just like everyone else.
There was an indescribable taste in the mouth, and it, with its keen sense of smell, suddenly lost interest.
In order to cover up the pungent smell, the husky raised one hind leg, and a stream of water spurted onto his head.
I look so cute and I am liked by many young ladies. What does it mean when you faint when I meet you and exude a disgusting smell?
Don't give me Ha Moulang face, right?
The intruder on the wall was suspected of possessing some special skills. Although he disagreed with He Xiaotian's proposal, he still bowed his head.
There is no way, the situation is stronger than the person.
If he doesn't lower his head now, the heavy hammer in the hand of this pervert in pajamas will probably slap him down without hesitation!
However, when the two turned around, they saw a husky riding on a man's head and peeing.
When it solved the personal hygiene problem, it found another human head and chirped happily.
""
Encountered by the intruder, he cautiously turned his head and glanced at He Xiaotian.
Are you saying you're not a pervert?
Look at the dog wolf you raised, peeing and licking human heads.
I’ve been doing this for a long time, you and your family are all not good people!!
"Young man, tell me some details about you. It was interesting to shrink to an inch just now." He Xiaotian ignored the behavior of his stupid dog. As long as he didn't eat people, everything would be fine.
Besides, if you like licking people enough, isn’t that normal?
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"Don't panic, why are you panicking? I won't eat you. Come on, come on, calm down your guilty conscience first. Then tell me word for word what footwork you used before."
Don’t panic? Who can do that at this moment?
You won’t eat me, but you can smash me to death!
It's a pity that he can only hold these words in his heart and dare not say a word.
Because according to his understanding of psychopaths, it's best not to try to provoke them.
Otherwise, who knows if He Xiaotian will change his attitude immediately and send him to meet his ancestors?
So, he honestly told all the details after finishing the book.
This guy was very naughty when he was little.
His father often makes him fried pork belly to supplement his nutrition.
Eat stir-fried vegetables three times a day without skipping a meal.
His father was the most diligent in taking care of the belt business in the small shop in the village.
Once he discovered that when he hid in the village ancestral hall, he would not be beaten.
He evolved directly from a naughty child to a fool.
I almost treat the ancestral hall as my home and hide there for 20 of the 24 hours a day.
His ability to cause trouble is evident.
One day, he accidentally knocked over a memorial tablet and immediately panicked.
He knew very well that at the very least, this was just ignorance, but at the most serious level, it was disrespectful to the ancestors.
Once people know about it, they won't want to get out of bed for at least a month.
Then he quickly picked up the tablet that fell to the ground, but unfortunately the tablet was shattered and fell into pieces, so badly that it was shattered.
But a small book fell out. When I heard the footsteps outside the sacrificial hall, I couldn't care about anything else and could only stuff the book into my clothes first.
What follows is a scene of ‘human tragedy’.
He planned to pass the time while lying in bed with this book.
As a result, they are all ancient seal scripts that are obscure and difficult to understand.
At that time, he burst into tears, which made those who heard it sad and those who heard it shed tears.
This made his father feel unbearable, and secretly wondered if he had been too harsh.
Then in order to understand the words in the book, he began to study hard.
If you take a beating for no other reason than you have to gain something, right?
Otherwise, the beating would have been in vain!
When he did this, his father thought it was the stick.
Since then, this guy has been living in dire straits.
Whenever there is a mistake, emmmmmmm
Later, when the Internet became available in the village, he was promoted to a junior high school student and began to search for ancient seal scripts on the Internet.
It took a year to finally translate the contents of the book.
The above are all about martial arts, yes, they are martial arts.
At a young age, he was extremely surprised and dreamed of becoming a hero one day.
After practicing for half a year, I was so bloated that I went to find trouble with the bully in school.
Then, he received a severe beating.
In this regard, he only felt that he could not master cultivation.
So, I went home and studied hard.
Continue to find trouble and get beaten.
The days pass quietly in this kind of life.
"Continue." He Xiaotian urged this person, not to mention it was quite interesting. The first half is obviously a routine for the rise of the protagonist, and the second half is equivalent to hard training, paving the way for future pretense and slaps in the face.
"No more. When I was a freshman in high school, I burned it and flushed it away with a splash of urine. After three years of beatings, I finally woke up." The guy said this with a look on his face.
Worry.
"???" He Xiaotian was a little uneasy, and his eyes gradually became dangerous. "Young man, I plan to burn you now. Do you have anything to say?"
"No, no, no, big man. Although the book is burned, I have remembered it all in my mind. Otherwise, I wouldn't have used the footwork so well before." When the man heard this, he was so frightened that his whole body shivered.
It's so good that I didn't urinate.
In his opinion, the pervert in pajamas is a complete psychopath. What in the world can't he do?
It seems possible to have a baby!
After all, you can't speculate on the thoughts of a mentally disturbed person.
"Tell me, what's the name of that book?" He Xiaotian asked, squinting his eyes. The secret book that can shrink the ground into an inch is definitely not an 'unknown person'.
"Hey, the name of this book is quite outrageous, it's called ""."