Chapter 360 [His Royal Highness Qiao by Daming Lake? 】
"Do you know how I survive these days without wifi?! I want to catch up on dramas, I want to catch up on episodes, I want to watch young ladies, I want to play games, I want to go crazy in the games
Krypton gold becomes stronger! If it doesn’t work, please give me a network cable in Hancheng.”
Shi Ling complained when he came up, and his tears fell on the delicate floor. His whole body was like a small faucet. Roger, who was standing aside applying ice cubes to his face to reduce swelling, couldn't help but turn his head. He really couldn't bear to continue watching the show.
, listening to him describe his days in Hancheng, it was so miserable.
There is no one who can force the former lord of a city to do this.
The left broken hand did not control the stone spirit to stop howling and crying. Apparently it also felt that the life without the Internet was very difficult.
You can't fill in the comments on Tieba, and you can't care about pretending to be awesome. What's the difference between that and salted fish?
Especially in cold environments, mobile phone battery consumption is extremely fast.
To play a single-player game, you need to prepare ten or eight power banks.
What's more, before leaving, it had a very good chat with a young lady in the live broadcast room.
If you continue to develop, it will not be a problem to fall in love online.
As a result, just as he was about to start a family and start a business, He Xiaotian kicked him into a bitter and cold place.
Shi Ling whimpered and secretly glanced at his current master's face.
If he notices anything wrong, he will immediately squat down and hold his head in his hands to protect his handsome face.
"I have called you two back this time to give me some instructions. Even if you want to return to Hancheng, you won't be able to do it for a while." He Xiaotian was obviously not so cruel that he would beat his subordinates even for complaining.
He actually has a kind heart!
"Really?"
Shi Ling stopped crying when he heard this, with a surprise expression on his face.
"Do I need to lie to you?"
After He Xiaotian finished speaking, the mood of the former Pastoral City Lord could not be described in more than one beautiful word.
As a result, he didn't wait long for his happiness, and found that he was out of control again.
'What are you going to do?!'
Shi Ling asked Zuo Duanshou frantically in his mind, "Are you going to become a monster again?"
So, under his desperate eyes.
He took out his mobile phone with both hands, turned it on skillfully and clicked on a certain live broadcast software, pointed at the chat history on it, and showed it to He Xiaotian who was holding a tea bowl and drinking tea.
"puff!!"
Mr. He Damang, who had not yet swallowed the tea in his mouth, squirted out the water after seeing the content on the screen clearly.
Shi Ling: ""
As soon as I returned to modern society, I was met with hot tea and my face was smeared. It was easy for me.
[His Royal Highness Luoli Yinqiao, who is kind and lovely and never deceives others: Little brother, you are so handsome, can you give me a super rocket as a reward? If possible, I will give you my private communication number! 】
"???"
Zuo Duanshou, who was non-threatening and even a little timid, actually started flirting with girls!
Think about it, since you got the experience point system, you are still single.
Suddenly, it felt like my soul had suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points.
He is actually not as good as a severed hand.
He Xiaotian's anger arose from his heart, and his hatred grew in his courage.
"Lao Luo, please go out for a moment. What's next is an internal dispute within our family."
As soon as he finished speaking, Roger ran out long ago.
When he saw He Xiaotian's angry eyes, he dropped the ice cube and swept away like a light.
I was afraid that before it broke out, I would accidentally get involved and receive a severe beating for no reason.
Shi Ling: "!!!"
No way?
I just came back and I got beaten for not doing anything.
"Master, listen to me"
Unfortunately, before he could finish his words, an iron fist came down.
"Crackling!!"
Roger stood at the door with a bruised nose and face, listening to the sound of beatings coming from the office, and he had never felt so comfortable.
Sure enough, when you see the misery of others, your own sins are no longer sins.
When the scavengers outside the house saw the deputy minister coming out, they each pretended not to see it, as if they were too absorbed in their work to listen to what was going on outside the window.
Look at that unswerving seriousness. There are few models in the country.
"call"
He Xiaotian finally felt a lot more comfortable after stretching his muscles and bones.
Shi Ling knelt on the ground, sobbing.
Who did I provoke?
It was obviously the bastard thing done by the left hand, so why should I, Shi, take the blame?
You damn little bastard, you hide when you get beaten.
"Hello everyone, your lovely Prince Qiao is here."
At this time, a very soft luoli sound sounded, attracting all the masters and servants in the office.
He Xiaotian discovered that the live broadcast anchor Zuo Duanshou was following suddenly came online.
A cartoon sticker obscures the woman's face.
When it went online, a large number of viewers quickly poured into the live broadcast room.
And the number of followers in the upper right corner is constantly rising.
He Xiaotian was not surprised by this.
What is the world like, how many people are willing to live broadcast it?
In addition, power outages occurred one after another in various places, causing some major anchors to interrupt their live broadcasts, and some viewers who were accustomed to watching live broadcasts suddenly lost their direction.
There is an anchor online now, why don't you come over and have a look?
Almost everyone in the live broadcast room praised the anchor's voice for being so nice, and a few even asked to show their faces.
"No! Unless the live broadcast followers reach 200,000, I will not show my face. After all, I am a good-looking anchor, haha."
The silver bell-like laughter rang out, and He Xiaotian estimated that the bones of the otakus in front of their mobile phones or computer screens were going numb.
"Brother Zuo is here too! Didn't he say last time that he wanted to give Qiao Qiao a super rocket?"
Mr. He Damang looked at the coquettish female anchor, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
If he dares to paint rockets for you, I will break his hand.
"It's a pity that Brother Mu is not here, otherwise he would have killed me now."
"???"
Who is Brother Mu?
As a result, when he scanned the gift list, he found a person named Pastor hanging high on it.
After a little calculation, this rich man spent at least 200,000 yuan.
It’s really embarrassing to spend so much money on a faceless anchor!
Then this girl with a very sweet voice started the platform PK activity.
She connected with another female anchor, and the two chatted with each other.
"Why don't you show your face?"
He Xiaotian turned around and saw that Roger, who was bruised and swollen at some point, had returned and asked with his "fresh and beautiful" appearance.
"saute"
He Xiaotian originally wanted to say that rare things are worth more, it's just hype.
Before he finished speaking, the network in the live broadcast room suddenly jammed.
It is estimated that the power supply has just been restored, causing network communication to be a bit unstable.
Then the kind and lovely His Highness Luoli Yinqiao, who never deceived others, disappeared with the cartoon sticker covering his head.
Then the live broadcast room, which had a fresh style of painting, suddenly changed into a domestic horror film.
On the screen, I saw an aunt in her sixties, with gray hair and a face full of wrinkles that could kill mosquitoes, chatting and laughing with the anchor of the same platform in a sweet voice.
He Xiaotian: "?!"
Roger: "???"
Shi Ling, who stood secretly behind the two of them and watched: "!!!"
Left severed hand: "Kacha"
heartbroken.
At this moment, an unprecedented barrage erupted in the live broadcast room.
It even covered the host's face.
【mom, Mom, Mom?!】
[Hold your words, see you at the famous mermaid scene tonight.]
[I just want to know how the pastor brother who is number one on the list feels now. Is he obsessed with the sixty-year-old aunt, and his dream is shattered at the first sight? Or is his soul broken by the Daming Lake, and Grandma Rong's skillful hand pricks his heart? 】
He Xiaotian almost didn't throw his phone away, but accidentally discovered His Highness Qiao's live broadcast. He didn't turn it off immediately. He wanted to see who the female anchor Zuo Duanshou was so attracted to was.
What the hell are you going to do, just show me this?
At this moment, Vice Minister Luo had already covered his eyes.
This scene was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it.
And for some reason, my eyes felt a little burning and painful.
Shi Ling was spread out on the ground, his face as ugly as possible, as if he had suffered the end of the world.
"ah"
A roar ripped through the Scavenger Headquarters building, attracting the attention of He Xiaotian and Roger at the same time.
A good city lord, a person who has seen great storms, wouldn't be so miserable after seeing the true face of an anchor, right?
When you were chopped into pieces by me, I'm afraid you couldn't have screamed as loudly as you do today!
Shi Ling's eyes were bloodshot, he stood up suddenly, and fiercely snatched the mobile phone from He Xiaotian's hand.
Then his hands crackled, and after a lot of fancy operations.
Then he threw it away, turned around and crawled to the corner, falling into an autistic cycle.
He Xiaotian and Luo Jie: ""
What is this for?
Soon, the two of them knew the cause and effect.
Because the bullet screens on the mobile phone screens flying in the air told them the answers they wanted.
[Suddenly discovered that the top brother on the list has canceled his account? 】
【Hahahaha, booming, in a trance.】
"!!!"
Is Shi Ling a rich man who contributed 200,000?
"Fuck!"
At this scene, the two expressed their shock.
However, I am uneducated and can only travel around the world with one word.
Mu is the pastor of Pastoral City, and Shi is the stone in his real name.
Darling, you are quite good at naming!
I didn't notice that your Shi Ling was still hiding it.
He Xiaotian calmed down his mood, and an idea suddenly popped into his mind: Where did this guy get the money?
When the key point was mentioned, Roger, who was rubbing his eyes to calm his mind, stiffened, and quietly and slowly retreated.
It seems that he doesn't want anyone to discover his actions.
Unexpectedly, Shi Ling, who was squatting in the corner and crying, raised his left hand and popped out an index finger, pointing at Deputy Minister Luo who was quietly walking towards the door.
It is certain that this identifying action should have been done by the severed left hand.
Shi Ling is struggling with his broken heart!
"brush!"
He Xiaotian's dangerous eyes immediately focused on Roger, who looked embarrassed.
"Haha, listen to me explain this to you, I have nothing to do with rain, it's true!"