Chapter 357 [The story that the fat man and the great sage had to tell]
"Ha...ha...you, you...hello..." The big fat man thought for a while and decided to follow his heart and say hello to the other party.
.As the saying goes, don’t hit the smiling person. I’m so friendly, so you wouldn’t hit me with an iron rod, right?
It turned out that he was thinking too much.
Because after the monkey king finished saying hello, his eyes quickly became bloodshot.
And the iron rod in his hand seemed to be standing upright.
"Oh my god!!"
The big fat man roared, jumped up and prepared to run away.
As for Stingy Iron Rooster’s so-called hundred spiritual energy crystals, whoever wants to earn them can go and earn them. He doesn’t intend to earn them anyway.
The water friends in the live broadcast room not only had no sympathy for this, but actually wanted to laugh a little.
"Whoa whoa!!"
The monkey king looked up to the sky and roared, it was very bad.
My head felt hot and I rushed forward, but as if I was swatting a fly, I immediately brushed it aside.
Then I met another human who said hello to it. Are you really mocking me?
For a moment, it thought of the days when the Two-legged beasts were visiting and throwing bananas.
Before the mutation occurred, it would naturally be very happy to have food!
But at this moment, it already has some intelligence.
Although it may not be comparable to humans, it may not be much worse. When a creature has intelligence, the first thought it has in its mind is shame!!
"brush......"
With just a slight jump, the Monkey King came to the big fat man's escape route.
At the same time, the iron rod in his hand was raised.
As long as the 'two-legged beast' enters its attack range, it will be greeted by an indestructible stick that will smash your head!
[Look at the expression on the Great Sage’s face, it looks like he wants to eat people.]
"You bastards, how long have you been thinking of teasing me?" The fat man wanted to throw his phone on the water friends' faces. Didn't you see that this was a life-threatening scene?
And the one who put some wax on him, I remember you!
At the critical moment, when the Monkey King is about to swing the iron rod.
The big fat man raised his right hand and popped out an index finger.
"middle!"
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The Monkey King shuddered violently, and then the iron rod in his hand suddenly slipped.
"Bang!"
Immediately afterwards, its whole body began to tremble, and its expression also underwent an astonishing change.
He narrowed his eyes, and there seemed to be a few blushes on his face?
A strange and refreshing sound came from his throat.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, he ran away crazily in the opposite direction, towards the golden giant.
There is no way to escape. Now we can only survive in death.
Why do you say that the golden giants are all scavengers, so they won't just die without saving them, right?
It's better than continuing to run outside, waiting for the monkey king to recover, and killing him with a stick.
【This...immortal guides the way?】
[Why do I see the great sage’s expression, as if he feels happy from head to toe?]
The big fat man accidentally glanced at the barrage on his mobile phone, and his face instantly darkened, thinking that this was a memory he couldn't bear to look back on.
In fact, he has two abilities, neither of which are serious, of course.
Downplaying one's own existence doesn't sound like much.
In fact, just thinking about it carefully will make people blush quickly.
After all, this thing is almost worn out in some current film and television animation works.
And it's not even a positive image, it's as vulgar as you want.
The other one is called the ability of immortals to guide the way.
Thinking about it brings me to tears.
He used to be a member of the live broadcast army, but unfortunately, almost all the anchors are handsome men and beautiful women.
As for a fat man, if he doesn’t do mukbang, he won’t be able to get popular even just thinking about it.
So, this guy found another way.
Live broadcast in the wild, right?
I really went to the wild a long time ago!
Then he prepared everything and went to the wild for live broadcast.
The first night was calm.
When he woke up the next morning, the big fat man froze up.
Because next to his sleeping bag, there were two leopards lying on the left and right.
If you were someone with an abnormal mind, you would probably start a live broadcast on your mobile phone to gain attention.
At that time, the big fat man's mind was still normal, and the only thing he thought about was to escape for his life.
But something tragic happened. Due to his size, the slightest movement woke up two leopards.
In the eyes of the two pairs of beasts, the big fat man looked like a despairer.
My tonnage is enough for them to have a full meal.
His thoughts suddenly became empty, and his whole person began to exude endless imagination.
How great would it be if two leopards suddenly went into heat at this time?
When the time comes, he will be busy making little leopards, who will care about this big fat guy.
Then something surprising happened. The two leopards suddenly started doing shameful things in front of him.
The big fat man was confused for a moment, and then ran away immediately.
He left everything like tents, sleeping bags, survival tools, food, drinking water, and mobile phones behind.
With its tonnage of 300 kilograms, it can run for more than 20 miles in one go.
Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you'll never know where your limit is!
While he was behind, he gradually discovered his ability to make wild beasts go into heat.
And then upgrade to the point where you can let the beasts immerse themselves in the comfort of making children with just a finger.
...
On the other side, He Xiaotian swept across the field and defeated all the leaders of the beast group.
The giant white tiger, which is six meters long in total, can be opened by him with just one axe.
It was the one that screamed the most ferociously before, and it was the one that died the most miserably.
The giant orangutan, which was five meters tall, lost one of its arms just because it was blown by the strong wind from the blasting battle axe.
He wanted to escape, but He Xiaotian chased him and kicked him to death.
A certain menacing-looking crocodile?
It seems that in the chaos of the battle, He Xiaotian was accidentally beaten to death.
The whole process takes no more than thirty seconds.
He then defeated the four great beasts to pieces.
The remaining small fish and shrimps ran away like crazy.
The Monkey King, who was half-satisfied, recovered.
"Whoa whoa!!"
A furious roar came from his throat, and the monkey hair all over his body exploded.
The body shape looks similar, but it has swelled a bit.
The dense bloodshot eyes in his eyes intersect with each other.
The whole monkey looked like it had lost its mind.
It took a step forward, ready to pick up the iron rod and blast the human's brain.
As a result, my feet felt weak and I couldn't help but kneel on the ground.
At this time, the anger in its heart has already burned its body!
'Damn Twolegs.'
His teeth were bleeding.
"Whoa whoa!!"
The monkey king jumped suddenly.
The big fat man heard the angry roar behind him and looked back.
The monkey bared his teeth and looked like he was killing his father and his enemy.
"middle!"
In desperation, he raised his hand and pointed again.
The Monkey King froze, and a happy expression appeared on his face again.
"Clang!"
The whole monkey fell from the sky and fell to the ground.
The big fat man ran and cried, but he couldn't use it anymore.
If you use it again, you may run the risk of being raped.
It was probably because I had already enjoyed it once, but the duration this time was obviously not as long as the first time.
In less than ten seconds, the Monkey King recovered.
And his expression was several times more dangerous than before.
My eyes were about to pop out, and I was so angry that I gritted a few of my teeth.
Pick up the iron rod and take a step forward.
"Clang!"
Two times in a row, my legs were really weak.
The big fat man looked at the Monkey King who got up and chased after him, and his heart felt cold.
"The last time, the last time. My luck won't be so bad, right?"
His ability seems to be very useful to beasts, but it actually has side effects.
After upgrading, although the beast will not enter the estrus stage, it will make them feel happy directly. However, if it is used on the same beast continuously, it will arouse their desire and transform into a complete body.
Suddenly, something happens.
"middle!"
The Monkey King suddenly shuddered, and the big fat man was filled with joy.
Sure enough, my luck is not that bad.
But immediately, he burst into tears.
Because after the Monkey King's meal, he immediately burst out faster and rushed towards him.
Not to mention how hungry his expression is, his eyes are full of lust!!
What's even more worrying is that the Monkey King's second iron rod also stood up.
"Oh my god!"
The big fat man's speed increased a bit.
The traffic in the live broadcast room surged instantly.
The platform even changed the name in a very unscrupulous way - the story that the fat man and the great sage had to tell.
"Help! Help!"
The fat man burst into tears, and this was in front of tens of thousands of water friends.
If the monkey king catches up with him, just pin him to the ground...
I don't dare to think about it anymore, it's too scary.
He Xiaotian carried the gale-force battle ax and watched with interest the scene of the monkey chasing the man.
He had already discovered this super fat man weighing 300 kilograms, and followed him all the way to secretly take pictures.
Moreover, the Monkey King deliberately photographed him because he wanted to know how this guy would react, as a punishment for him.
I have unparalleled strength, so I really have to use my strength, haha.
With such a small body, the Monkey King can still roam around in the zoo.
This scene turned out to be unexpected!
The big fat man's abilities are quite interesting.
The two climaxes caught the Monkey King off guard, and the third time directly caused the other party to fall into estrus.
He even lost his mind and chased a fat man for the sun.
The strength of the Monkey King is around level six.
It is estimated that it is the monkey that killed dozens of scavengers.
And the ability of a fat man to be able to attack a sixth-grade mutated beast is naturally not simple.
It’s just that it’s too vulgar, right?
The big fat man looked at He Xiaotian who was standing in the distance watching the show, his eyes bursting with an unprecedented desire to survive.
"Help! Giant, help!"
It's a pity that the person on the other side remained indifferent and even showed interest in his eyes, as if he was expecting something.
"I will never take secret photos again, and I will never dare to do so again."
The big fat man was in hot pursuit of the Monkey King, and his mind was particularly bright.
Almost instantly, he thought of his mistake and apologized.
But at this moment, the Monkey King had already caught up.
He pushed him to the ground and pulled his jeans off with a hiss.
"Mom!!"
At this moment, the live broadcast room suddenly fell into dead silence.