Chapter 402 [Is there anyone who is more arrogant than me in the magic capital? 】
"I'm worried about what to eat. God has treated me well." He Xiaotian said drunkenly, hearing the bear man's anger rising.
He has been in the human world for a long time, how could he not understand the meaning behind these words?
Co-author, you are going to use me as a food and drink.
There are bears walking sideways everywhere, and if you can bear it, it will be in vain because of his violent temper.
"Relax, don't worry. I won't kill anyone. At most, I will crush all his bones. Anyway, as long as I am willing to spend money, there is nothing I can't suppress." The bear man, who has been around for a while, has no idea about some rules of the human world.
, it can be said that the door is clear.
But for all the strange people and people with a little bit of ability, is it not only easy to make money?
What's more, he is still an alien and relatively powerful.
The birdman and the snakeman looked at each other, and finally hesitated and let go of the bearman's hand.
Having said this, if we continue to hold on to it, it will undoubtedly hurt the relationship between the three of us.
"Hiccup!! What did you say?"
He Xiaotian took a sip of beer and burped and asked.
Such a casual tone made the bear man gnash his teeth.
"Young man, I have nothing to do with you here, leave quickly." The thin boss shouted. He was alone and would die if he died. He didn't want to involve the young people.
At this moment, four people wearing scavenger uniforms came over.
"Crack!"
The leader, stop your steps.
"Captain, what's wrong?"
The only female team member among the four asked.
It's obvious that aliens are causing trouble and want to attack humans.
They scavengers didn't take action to stop it, but if the higher-ups knew about it, every one of them in the team would not be able to escape responsibility.
If the penalty is heavier, you will be sent directly to the arbitration department.
As for the scavengers who entered it, none of them received light punishment in the end, and all received heavy punishment.
"It doesn't matter, the bear people have suffered a lot. During the day, some people came to the headquarters building to complain, saying that there was always a strange man with the head of a bear and a body of a bear, leading a bird man and a snake man to eat and drink for free.
The deputy minister has long been preparing to deal with these lawless guys. If Xigu Town had not been able to take action, they would not have suffered a disaster today. It should be noted that evil people will be punished by evil people."
The leader, the captain, lit a cigarette and said calmly.
"Then why was it approved to allow aliens to enter the Demon City at that time?" The female team member was a little dizzy. Why did she go there in the first place!
"Huh——, I heard Captain Lei say this before. Because of the situation in Xigu Town, aliens took advantage of the loophole. Some powerful beasts took the opportunity to put forward conditions.
But these are superficial phenomena, and there must be some internal information that we don’t know. What’s more, even if we know, what can we do? People’s words are trivial, and what else can we do except get a scolding in return?”
The captain took a deep drag on the cigarette and was not impatient.
Instead, he was very patient and told everything he knew.
"Top 10 in Magic City, Captain Lei?"
"Well, the old captain once led me for a period of time and two teammates died. Since then, I have understood. As a person, you must have a clear conscience. If you can't mix it up, don't mix it up.
For example, now, with our level, we can't get involved at all. We can only stand there and watch the show, otherwise whoever wants to go up will have to peel off his skin even if he doesn't die." The captain looked at He Xiaotian's turned-up pig mask and felt a little bad.
Of course, most of them are gloating over the misfortune of the heterogeneous trio.
It’s not good to offend anyone, but this evil star must be offended.
Since x has returned, it means that the matter in Xigu Town has almost been resolved.
Suddenly, Deputy Minister Luo can free up his hands to concentrate on rectifying the tyrannical aliens in the Demon City.
"Hiccup!" He Xiaotian couldn't help but hiccupped. His eyes were dizzy and he looked at the slightly double-imaged thin boss and asked, "What are you doing?"
In response, the barbecue stall owner rolled his eyes.
"Young man, if you drink too much, go home as soon as possible."
The bear man looked at the two of them and said something to each other, leaving him alone.
Unable to bear it at all, he roared angrily. The thin boss didn't even care and rushed towards He Xiaotian.
The huge bear paw slapped his chest.
This alien retained his strength and did not kill him.
Otherwise, the target would not be He Xiaotian's chest, but his head.
"boom!!"
The people present fell into an eerie silence as they watched He Xiaotian, who had not moved even after the huge bear paw struck his body.
"I haven't eaten!"
He Xiaotian frowned and shouted dissatisfied.
What the hell...
At this moment, the bear man couldn't tell that the masked man who stood up for the thin boss was a strange person.
"Okay, okay, since I'm not an ordinary person, I can let go."
"boom!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the bearman's right arm suddenly swelled.
Just looking at it makes one's heart tremble.
Even if the thing standing in front of him is a steel plate, it can be shattered, right?
"boom!!"
Before the bear man could take action, He Xiaotian picked up the wine bottle in his hand and hit him hard on the head.
"you you you......"
The bear man's eyes widened angrily, as if he was in disbelief at He Xiaotian's sudden attack.
"Sha Dollar, why can't I strike first?"
It seemed that he was angry at the words, or the bottle was hit too hard.
The bearman's eyes bulged, he fell backward with a thud, and fainted.
"brother!!"
When the Birdman and Snakeman saw it, they immediately became anxious.
The bear man's father is not a good boy.
If he knew that his son had been knocked down by a human being, he might not know how to deal with the two of them.
"Chirp——"
An eagle scream resounded across the sky, and the birdman transformed into a five-meter-long giant eagle and pounced on He Xiaotian.
Both claws flashed with black light, and it was easy to separate gold and jade.
"hiss--"
The snake man even transformed into a giant python about one meter thick and suddenly ejected.
"Bang!" "Bang!"
No one present saw how He Xiaotian took action, and the sound of two beer bottles being opened was heard.
An eagle and a python were both lying on the ground with their bodies stretched out.
"Hiccup! Very good. Here comes a wild goose and a loach. Together they are enough for me to have another drink."
Everyone fell into silence in response to He Xiaotian's natural self-talk.
What the hell are you looking at?
There are five-meter wild geese!
What’s even more outrageous is that the diameter of your domestic loach is one meter?
"What is this? A dog? Could it be a Tibetan mastiff?"
He Xiaotian pulled the bear man and summed it up.
Scavenger Four + Thin Boss: "..."
It's hopeless. Please go to the hospital for corrective surgery on your eyes.
It's obviously a bear!
Although he is a bear, you cannot say he is a Tibetan Mastiff.
"Gudong!"
Except for the captain who looked calm, the other three scavenger team members swallowed.
Three beer bottles went down and knocked down three powerful aliens.
It's really tough.
"Captain, do you know him?"
The female team member opened her mouth and asked. Their captain had said before that the heterogeneous trio would suffer.
If you don't know it, why can you say it with confidence?
"Yes, I lost two teammates that time, it was because of him." The captain replied, and then sighed quietly. "I rested in the intensive care unit for a while, carefully summarized the mission experience, and I have been living until now.
.And among my former classmates, not even one out of ten was saved.”
"Gudong!"
The three of them swallowed again. Is this the benefit of hugging the boss's golden thigh?
The mortality rate before Scavenger was very high, far less than it is now. Newbies have a lot of experience summed up by their predecessors to read.
"Captain, what are your thoughts on the mission?"
The team members were very curious.
"Didn't I tell you before? As a human being, you must have your own secrets in mind. If you can't interfere with anything, don't interfere with it." That's right, the captain was in bed recovering from his injuries and realized this truth.
To be fair, Lei Yang was not weak at that time.
And he even graduated with honors from the Academy of Strange People and Strangers.
Otherwise, Lei Yang couldn't be the one leading him to carry out the mission!
Later, he looked through the records of Zhao Lei and others following x.
I found that it was not that I was weak, but that others were too strong.
The enemy we face is naturally not a simple character.
Therefore, it seems that the person following x is like soy sauce.
So he planted a tree in his heart, watered it occasionally, and has been living until now.
And those students who are impulsive and dream about becoming heroes.
To a certain extent, the wish did come true.
Everyone lives in the box, and every year during the Qingming Festival they burn a stick of incense.
"It's been a long time since I've seen it. There is actually a beast more arrogant than me in the Demon City. Is there any justice? Is there any king's law? Do you think it's Xiao Hei?" He Xiaotian muttered and turned around to ask.
Then a group of people saw a huge snake head with horns emerging from the darkness.
"Ho ho ho..."
Jiaolong nodded in agreement, and his almost flattering attitude was beyond words.
The new trio of scavengers: "..."
Is this special girl still an alien?
"You...you are a cook?" He Xiaotian asked looking at the thin boss who was wearing a chef's uniform and had a slight ghosting.
"Ah...ah? Yes, yes, I am a cook." The owner of the barbecue stall, who was not afraid of anything and had a bit of a stubborn temper, came to his senses and replied hurriedly.
He Xiaotian nodded, then pointed at the bear, eagle, and python lying on the ground.
"Bring this dog to stew for me. The flavor must be strong. Pluck the wild goose and roast it. Sprinkle more chili powder on it. I want it from Zunyi. As for the loach, make me a Han Palace Cangjiao dish. Also, take out all the wine.
I want to get drunk and then I'll stop. Hiccup, do you understand?"
After finally getting drunk, He Xiaotian's brain would be dizzy if he didn't stay high until dawn.
From now on, it will not be easy to get drunk.
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it for you right now." The thin boss nodded and did not correct that this was not a dog, a wild goose, or a loach. He just started gnashing his teeth as soon as the words came out of his mouth.
There is no such a big pot for stewing bear, there is no suitable rack for roasting eagle, and the python is even more outrageous.
Where can I find such large pieces of tofu in the middle of the night?
"Let's go, it's our turn. I just want to ask a question. If they tell us to shut up, no one is allowed to speak. This man is a living hell that even the old deputy minister must pay three points of respect to."
The captain led three new team members to He Xiaotian.
"Mr. x, I am the scavenger..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw He Xiaotian raising his hand.