Chapter 407 [I'm best at selling teammates or something]
"Bang!!" Roger looked at He Xiaotian with one hand on his hip and a rolling pin in his hand, holding a rolling pin in an arrogant posture. He covered his forehead and secretly said that he was completely finished. He discouraged x from killing the turtle, just for the safety and stability of the magic city.
reason.
If we really talk about friendship, what kind of deal can he have with an old turtle?
If you are not careful, the aliens stationed in Snake Mountain will become a pot of soup if they know that they are the leader.
I don’t know what kind of trouble this might cause!
Roger didn't think they were that powerful.
After all, x is on the side of mankind. Didn’t you see that the terrifying big bosses like those in the sacred mountains were defeated?
But if this group of aliens transformed from beasts, the group would go crazy and clamor for revenge.
There's no telling how many innocent people will be involved.
At that time, all deaths and injuries will be counted on his head.
"Alas!! You... are so impulsive..."
He Xiaotian ignored Roger's words and closed the lid of the pot. He clapped his hands and said, "It's done. I'll treat you to Guiling paste after the pot is out."
Everyone looked at each other, we didn't study much, don't lie to me.
Is this how Turtle Cream is made?!
Seeing this, Roger gave up treatment completely.
Brother, do whatever you like.
Who said you have golden thighs?
I immediately returned to the Scavenger Headquarters Building. It happened that the experts in Xigu Town had not yet returned to their respective departments.
Instead of waiting for the aliens to attack, it is better to strike first.
The deal in the Bear King’s mouth?
None of his business!
He is the deputy minister of the Magic City, and he is responsible for the safety of the people.
"Walk."
Roger hurried away, busy wiping He Xiaotian's butt.
"Xiao Liu, come on, come on, do it."
Liu Mang was stunned and felt a chill all over his body.
What the hell, why do you still fall in love with me?
He had witnessed with his own eyes that whoever He Xiaotian was enthusiastic about would be treated like a dishonest person.
At this moment, Liu Mang's blood was running cold.
"What's that look in your eyes?" He Xiaotian felt that he had been greatly insulted. Why have you been busy for a long time? I asked you to sit down and rest to express your care for the younger generation. You are so damned looking at the world-destroying demon with that kind of expression.
What does the gaze of the head mean?
'It's over, it's over, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.'
Liu Mang gritted his teeth, faced He Xiaotian's unkind eyes, smiled sarcastically, and sat down on the ground.
"How are you doing in Magic City recently?"
"It's okay...it's okay. I won't say it's 100% safe, but it's developing in a good direction. Only occasionally some aliens make trouble and a few lives are lost. But we arrested them all or killed them on the spot.
Killed."
He Xiaotian took a sip of wine, closed his eyes and tasted it carefully.
"Alien murderers? Wild and untamable?"
"More or less, the law of the jungle is that the weak eat the strong. Some bad-tempered beasts are not human after all. But after twelve o'clock, the entire Demon City will return to calm. Except for some unidentified people, there is basically no big deal." Liu Mang's mood
After calming down, I worked for a long time just to ask him something.
He Xiaotian was a little surprised when he heard this.
"Why is it twelve o'clock? What about the unidentified person?"
"Half a month ago, a group of mysterious people attacked various aliens. There were as many as a hundred missing cases. So Guilao issued an order that the Snake Mountain Camp would be closed before twelve o'clock. Anyone who dared to approach
people will be regarded as enemies.
Within this half month, before eleven o'clock at night, the aliens will return to Snake Mountain. As for the unidentified people, they always snatch our lives. Many evil spirits and weird things have been snatched away by them.
If we hadn't suspected that these people were up to something secretly, we wouldn't have bothered to investigate. Unfortunately, after more than a month of investigation, we couldn't find a single hair. They moved too fast, coming and going like the wind.
When we arrived at the crime scene, nothing was left except a mess. And we suspected that they were also responsible for the alien disappearance."
Liu Mang talked a lot in one breath, and his mouth was dry.
"Are you sure that all aliens will return to Snake Mountain before twelve o'clock?" He Xiaotian said, his eyes shining.
"Don't dare." Hearing this, Liu Mang shook his head like a rattle. No matter what it is, as long as they gather into a group, there will always be two or three outliers. "Even if there are bold outliers, there probably won't be many.
.Although they are transformed from wild beasts, they are still afraid of death."
The two chatted one after another, and He Xiaotian also learned a lot about the recent situation in the Magic City from him.
The aliens are not the biggest threat for the time being, they are all on the surface.
The key is that this unknown force cleans every battlefield clean.
The most valuable clue is a piece of black cloth left at the scene.
The rest is that a scavenger saw them, but unfortunately he didn't catch them.
In a blink of an eye, a group of people disappeared in full view.
According to the scavenger's description, they were more than ten men in black robes.
On the back of the robe, there is a Prajna pattern painted on it, but instead of being compassionate, this Prajna has a ferocious look on its face.
Taking a look at it, it was a bit scary.
...
The turtle in the pot woke up again in a daze.
Hot, high temperature, boiling water, medicinal smell, it looked confused.
I vaguely remember that I was just out for a walk, and then I seemed to smell a fragrance.
Then he was taken to drink, and it seemed that someone opened a bottle in the end?
By the way, which manufacturer produces the beer that is so hard!
'Where am I?'
It wandered around for a while, and then the whole turtle became completely sluggish.
It looks like a pot here!!
Look at the medicinal materials tumbling around it. If no one is wrong, does this look like an indispensable ingredient for humans to make turtle ointment?
I... let people stew!
Thinking of this, Gui Lao felt a little dizzy and his lungs hurt a little, almost exploding.
It is not weak in strength, otherwise it would not be possible to become the apparent leader of the alien species.
I wanted to be violent and burst the iron pot directly, but I could think of He Xiaotian's posture during the sneak attack, and he instantly withered.
Can't beat it!
If I remember correctly, the Bear King even had someone serve him in a pot.
It can't even compete with a thing that is served as a dish, so what capital does it have to compete with others?
Get the shell?
'Guisheng, you are really fucked.'
Just when Gui Lao had a sad look on his face and lamented that the ups and downs of Gui Lao's life were really exciting.
Then someone outside was heard shouting: "It's almost time, the old turtle should be cooked to death."
Then footsteps sounded, gradually approaching the iron pot.
Gui Lao suddenly became excited, this voice was so familiar.
It was the culprit that brought it down!
'It's over, it's over, what should we do?'
When the anxious Turtle heard the sound of opening the lid of the pot, he simply closed his eyes and tilted his neck to pretend to be dead.
He Xiaotian casually picked up the rolling pin next to him, reached it in, and stirred it.
He frowned as he looked at the old turtle who had plenty of energy and blood and was still full of vitality.
"not dead?"
After the words fell, Gui Lao heard the words and was immediately frightened to death.
Then I got nervous and peed.
"Liu Mang, come on, come on."
He Xiaotian waved to him, and the guy ran over.
"Put it in a bowl and taste it to see if it tastes salty."
Liu Mang's face lit up after hearing this.
This is a leader of a different kind, and he is full of tonics.
He quickly picked up the spoon and bowl and drank it all.
Liu Mang smacked his lips and felt a warm current flowing continuously in his abdomen.
The boundary that has not been broken for many days seems to be broken at any time?
"It's very replenishing, but the smell is a bit weird. It seems to be the smell of horseworms, but why is it in the pot..."
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian stretched out his hand to stop him.
At this moment, Gui Lao's heart jumped into his throat.
He secretly thought that he had no future, yet he actually let a human being be frightened to death by just one word.
"You old bastard, are you awake? Stop pretending. If you continue to pretend to be dead, I will chop you into pieces. When the time comes, let's see if you can still wake up."
Following He Xiaotian's fierce words, Gui Lao sighed helplessly.
It stretched out its head and opened its eyes.
"What on earth do you want to do?"
"Hey! I just lied to you casually, but I didn't expect you to actually wake up." He Xiaotian stared at him, looking slightly surprised.
Turtle Man: "..."
Do you believe that I will bite you to death?
"What if I continue to pretend to be dead?" Laogui asked angrily, resisting the urge to kill.
"I'll chop you up!" He Xiaotian replied with a look that said, "Are you stupid? Do you even need to ask?"
Everyone heard: "..."
Kill the turtle and kill the heart.
Not only must they torture each other physically, but they must also torture each other mentally.
The number one villain in the magic city is none other than you x.
"Old bastard, you don't want to run away. You are a great tonic. Since stew can't kill you, I can eat you alive. The biggest advantage of me is that I am not picky about food. Come on, open your mouth, mix the soup with
Drink all the medicinal materials."
He Xiaotian pinched Gui Lao's neck with one hand, lifted the huge iron mouth with the other hand, and started to forcefully pour soup into it.
"No, no, no, no, I peed in there."
Gui Lao struggled hard. Isn’t this nonsense?
He Xiaotian: "???"
Liu Mang: "!!!"
The others looked at Liu Mang, who looked dull and even a little disbelieving, with sympathetic eyes.
"vomit!!"
Liu Mang ran out of the food stall at a speed that exceeded human limits and began to vomit in a daze.
"You old bastard is so cruel, how dare you plot against me?"
Gui Lao wants to cry but has no tears. I am not scared to death by you!
plot?
I have to have that courage too!
He Xiaotian pulled Gui Lao by the neck and came to the water platform.
"What do you want to do?"
He came over and looked at the big kitchen knife shining brightly aside, and shuddered subconsciously.
"Wash it clean and chop it directly. You can't waste a pot of bear meat."
When Turtle heard this, he wanted to give himself a mouthful.
Are you holding on to me because of a pot of bear meat?
"Crash..."
The water surges and hits the turtle shell.
"Wait a minute, at worst, I'll pay you a pot, or ten times the compensation, okay?"
He Xiaotian was indifferent and continued to clean up.
"How about I take out all my property?"
The sound of sharpening the knife sounded, which made Gui Lao's teeth hurt. In a place of killing like the kitchen, Gui Lao couldn't stand it anymore.
"All the alien properties in Snake Mountain are placed in my home!!"
Creaking, the sound of sharpening the knife suddenly stopped.