Chapter 435 [Peeling the skin around the nightmare world]
There is only one word that can describe Roger at this moment!!
Although the previous three heads and six arms were a bit strange, at least they still maintained a human shape.
This time, he is no longer a human being.
His whole body was swollen and he had three faces. Even his father Luo Feng couldn't recognize this person as his son when he came.
Needless to say about body shape, He Xiaotian suddenly remembered a movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" he watched a few years ago.
There was a super giant woman inside, who was like a depth charge, forcibly ejecting 'Junior Brother Sha' to the shore.
And Roger was more than three times swollen than her.
No wonder there was a loud rumbling sound when it fell into the pit before.
This kind of weight did not make the earth shake, and it was simply not a good thing.
What's even more 'amazing' is that this guy has a phoenix crown on his head and a family's scarlet wedding dress on his body.
In particular, the top of the crown is decorated with three dragons. The dragon in the middle is holding a drop of jewels in its mouth and facing forward; the dragons on both sides are facing outward in a soaring shape, with a wishful cloud head under it, and the dragon head is holding a long string of jewels in its mouth.
In front of the three dragons, there are three green phoenixes in the middle. The phoenixes are all in the shape of spreading their wings and flying, and the jewels they hold in their mouths are slightly shorter.
The crown is decorated with large and small pearl flowers, inlaid with red and blue gemstones in the middle, and surrounded by green clouds and green leaves.
Gorgeous and magnificent.
Probably to describe this crown, or to say it was born for it.
The wedding dress she was wearing was extremely scarlet, and if she smelled it carefully, it even contained a strong smell of blood.
On it are embroidered with gold thread the auspicious patterns of dragons and phoenixes, and that's not all.
Perhaps because of the superb embroidery skills, the dragon and phoenix on the wedding dress always have the meaning of breaking through the boundaries and taking flight.
In short, Lao Luo, who was swollen all over, turned out to be a big boss in women's clothing.
Although the picture was unbearable to look at at one time, it was really eye-catching. It was much lower than two doors fighting each other.
But He Xiaotian actually felt that Roger's clothes fit him surprisingly well.
"What's wrong?"
Roger looked at He Xiaotian who looked constipated and was confused.
"Hello!"
He raised his arm, ready to wave it in front of the other person's eyes.
As a result, he saw that his right hand was swollen into a stone mound.
"???"
Also, what’s going on with those red sleeves?
He was obviously wearing casual clothes, a short-sleeved shirt!
"Lao Luo, I didn't expect you to have such a special hobby." He Xiaotian shook his head and said, his tone was really embarrassing. Moreover, he actually took out a floor-length mirror from nowhere.
"!!!" Roger was completely shocked. Who is the big meat ball with a phoenix crown in the mirror? "Why the hell do you carry a mirror with you?!"
He Xiaotian put the floor-length mirror into the storage space with his backhand, and muttered: "Be prepared, who knows when you will be able to use it?"
"The ball in the mirror just now...is that me?"
"Guess! Could it still be me?"
As soon as the words fell, Roger shut himself up and sat down on the ground.
"Plop!"
The ground seemed to shake at that moment.
Roger was seen sitting on the ground with a sad look on his face.
It's a pity that his face is so fat that you can't find his eyes unless you look carefully.
"I seemed to have hit something just now? Then that thing bit me on the butt. But there was no pain in the whole process. Am I poisoned? What about the other weird ones?"
He Xiaotian: "..."
The matchmaker was cruel enough, and before she died, she bit Roger and poisoned him.
"Where did you get the phoenix crown and clouds on your body?"
"I don't know, I don't feel it at all. I don't know when it was put on me." Roger's face was full of depression. What kind of shit is this? Unlucky things happened one after another.
Bumping into him all at once?
The bad luck shines brightly, but that’s it!
He Xiaotian touched his chin and thought to himself.
Could it be that that red glow before was Roger's wedding dress?
After the matchmaker died, this thing possessed him?
"x, help me take it off."
Roger's voice sounded, and he was struggling to hold on to the wedding dress.
I am here to destroy the Prajna sect, not to get married!
Running around in a wedding dress is nothing.
It's a pity that the six arms, which are as thick as concrete pillars, are really inconvenient to move.
He Xiaotian stepped forward, grabbed his clothes, and pulled hard.
Then...he picked Roger up directly.
“The quality is pretty good.”
He Xiaotian was a little surprised. Others didn't know about his strength, so why didn't he know it well?
It didn't tear into pieces, the wedding dress was incredibly tough.
"Wait a minute!" He Xiaotian put down Roger, walked around him a few times, and finally asked: "You don't have buttons on your clothes!"
What is even more amazing is that there is not even a single gap in the entire dress.
From the side, it confirms an idiom that is perfect.
"Lao Luo, just wear it for now."
It can't be torn into pieces, it's seamless, how can I take it off if his surname is He?
"Well, that's all." Roger said in frustration, wondering who else could be in this situation!
"Hey, just stand here and don't move. I'm going to buy two oranges... I'm going to see the matchmaker's property. Don't worry, we'll share it 91%." He Xiaotian patted his shoulder as a sign of peace.
comfort.
Roger looked at He Xiaotian's back disappearing into the darkness, I'll eat two if I can't hold it in, and I'll give you the rest.
Ma De, do you really think someone like me is uneducated?
Nonsence!
He Xiaotian began to search for the Matchmaker's treasure house on Mount Zhu.
How can such a strong man not have any possessions?
Even a ninth-level spider can throw out a thousand spiritual energy crystals at will.
This shows how rich the other party is.
"Kachi!" "Kachi!"
As he approached the top of the mountain, He Xiaotian heard a subtle sound, as if he was chewing.
Concentrate and listen.
"Yamauchi?"
Could it be that some of the Red Lady’s men have not left yet?
When a big battle broke out in the hall, a group of weak monsters dispersed and ran away completely.
He Xiaotian is too lazy to chase after him. How many experience points can he give?
It also requires effort and is not worth it.
He picked up the Ksitigarbha Demon Suppression Monument and knocked it down against the hard rock.
"Bang!!" "Bang!!"
Under the unparalleled divine power, the entire Zhushan Mountain was crumbling.
"Boom"
Finally, after dozens of chisels, he penetrated a six-meter-diameter passage.
He Xiaotian put away the Ksitigarbha Demon Suppression Monument and got in.
After a while, a hollow secret room came into view.
Then...he shouted heartbreakingly.
"My money!!"
The secret room is filled with jewels, gold and silver.
Unfortunately, these failed to seduce He Xiaotian. What made him sad was that two stone beasts lay on top of the spiritual energy crystals, chewing heavily.
There are dozens of pieces in one mouthful. Chew them roughly twice and then swallow them into your abdomen.
When he cried out in pain, the two stone beasts destroyed hundreds of spiritual energy crystals.
"boom!"
He Xiaotian's eyes were red and he lay on the pile of crystals to sleep.
This was the life he had dreamed of, and he had not yet lived it, so he wanted to let the stone beast enjoy it.
He shot straight through like a cannonball.
He punched a stone beast hard.
The air flowing into the secret room exploded instantly.
"boom!"
The stone beast, which was swallowing the spiritual energy crystals without any reaction, immediately flew out and hit the rocks. It was unknown how deep it was.
Seeing this, the other end roared to the sky and wanted to pounce.
Before the sound could be silenced, He Xiaotian's right foot, filled with endless anger, kicked it on the head.
"boom!"
The second stone beast flew behind him.
The stone beast in front of him, which had been punched into the rocks, emerged from the hole and saw that his companions had arrived.
"boom"
He Xiaotian looked at the remaining spiritual energy crystals, his heart twitching.
Just by scanning his eyes, he knew how much was left.
Eight hundred spiritual energy crystals of different qualities, worth hundreds of thousands of experience points.
"Roar!" "Roar!"
The two stone beasts roared, but what greeted them was a pair of scarlet eyes.
For some reason, they were frightened for a moment.
"Boom!" "Bang!" "Clang!"
I don't know how long it took, but He Xiaotian finally vented enough.
The two stone beasts lay paralyzed on the ground, shivering.
It's not that he can't crush them, but he has killed two beasts. How can he stop the bleeding?
So, I just taught the other party a lesson.
"Do you know that I have to pay back the money in the future?"
The two stone beasts actually don't understand the so-called repayment of money at all.
But he still nodded hurriedly, as if he was pounding garlic.
Just follow your heart!
Otherwise, do you still want to be beaten?
Only then did He Xiaotian carefully observe the two stone beasts.
Its body is like a tiger and leopard, its head and tail are like a dragon, its color is both gold and jade, its shoulders have a pair of wings that cannot be spread out, and its head has a horn that is tilted back.
"brave troops?!"
It is said that Pixiu is ferocious and powerful, and is responsible for patrolling in the sky to prevent demons, ghosts, plagues and diseases from disturbing the heaven. Later, because he violated the rules of heaven, the Jade Emperor punished him to only feed on wealth from all directions, swallowing everything without diarrhea, which can attract wealth and treasures.
out.
The two stone Pixiu animals were covered with pearls and jewels, and when they opened their mouths, they spat out large amounts of rich spiritual energy.
It can be seen how many gold, silver, jewelry and spiritual energy crystals they have eaten in the secret room.
"There is still spiritual energy overflowing, which proves that it has not been digested yet."
He Xiaotian was cruel and pulled a Pixiu animal, turned it upside down, and shook it wildly.
"Spit it out!"
Another stone brave animal that survived: "..."
I don’t know how long it took, but Roger, who had grown into a ball and had a phoenix crown and a rosy cloud, came to the secret room.
He waited for a long time and did not see He Xiaotian return.
I was afraid that the other party would accidentally capsize in the gutter, so I looked for him.
As a result, as soon as they entered the secret room, they saw two stone beasts, like drunkards who had drunk too much, lying on the mountain of gold and silver, retching.
Yes, just retching.
Unfortunately, nothing came out.
Opposite the stone beast, He Xiaotian sat with a disappointed look on his face.
"You get fifty spiritual energy crystals in one mouthful, one mouthful in one second. Three thousand in one minute. Counting from the time when the Red Lady dies and you escape from trouble. In about ten minutes, thirty thousand spiritual energy crystals.
From now on, when you work for me, your salary will be calculated as one spiritual energy crystal per month, all year round. Twelve crystals a year, thirty thousand divided by twelve, equals two thousand five hundred years. How about three thousand years?!
"
He Xiaotian looked at the two stone Pixiu who were still retching and calculated with a fierce look on his face.
The two Pixiu were completely unaware of everything he said and could only nod mechanically.
Roger: "..."
How can you put it all together like this?
It took five hundred years to get it together?
Damn it, you are skinning the world around the earth.