Chapter 496 [Online thumping, live women's clothing] (two-in-one chapter)
He Xiaotian rushed out of the water dispenser, leaving everyone in the office confused.
Brother, did you hide it in advance?
Otherwise, how can we explain it? The critical moment can be drilled out directly from here.
Of all the people present, Roger was the only one with a human face and a sunflower plant, so he was not surprised by this.
He had such a superb water escape technique that he made the Prajna sect miserable by killing him in the underworld. It would be an understatement to say that he was a ghost.
It's just a scavenger headquarters building, and people named He can come and leave whenever they want.
I have to say, "Five Elements Escape" is really awesome.
When He Xiaotian escaped into the water, he was suspected of entering another higher space. Any place with water within a radius of 1,600 miles would appear in front of his eyes in the shape of water droplets.
Every scene is performed in real time on the water droplets.
This is also the reason why he can accurately control the water escape technique and escape directly into the minister's office in the Scavenger Headquarters Building.
If it were random, it might be the year of the monkey and the month of the horse to come here to take revenge.
The water dispenser exploded, and water splashed everywhere. Naturally, Mr. He DaMang appeared in the center.
Seeing this, the current minister Zhang Cheng said he was very calm and did not panic at all.
Looking at x’s opponents in the past, they only outlasted those who exceeded their limits.
And what about him?
An airborne minister, in an international metropolis like the Magic City with a population of over 20 million. If he is a little weaker, even if he has a powerful backer, he is not qualified to control the scavengers.
He dared not to take Roger seriously because of his own strength.
Otherwise, I would definitely not be so arrogant and domineering.
What's more, don't forget that there are many skilled scavengers who can do a lot of unpleasant things and still be as stable as a rock.
From a side perspective, this guy is at least the strongest person in the Demon City.
As for secretly?
Then we don’t know!
"What's the point of being just a clown?" Zhang Cheng, the current minister, smiled disdainfully and had an outstanding demeanor. He was surrounded by five qi, white, green, black, red and yellow, protecting his whole body.
The whole person's momentum is like a giant dragon raising its head, constantly rising upwards.
Many citizens in front of the TV couldn't help but marvel, he is indeed our minister.
Roger stood aside watching the show, his three heads trying their best to suppress laughter.
Young man, how strong do I think you are?
After a long time, you are just a little cutie in the air-eating realm!
How many people like this have He Xiaotian killed?
There are countless of them!
Go ahead, keep playing.
Wait a moment, you will feel better.
He Xiaotian's eyelids twitched, it was the first time he met someone in the Qi-Stomach Realm who dared to call him a clown.
If I don’t take care of you today, won’t people in the world treat my trumpet x as a joke in the future?
He raised his right hand, and a dragon claw made of gold suddenly wrapped around his right arm.
Overflowing with sharp energy, Daodao went straight to Zhang Cheng's face and cut him off.
"hehe."
As expected of the current minister of the Magic City, he just stood there without a care in the world.
He was just a transcendent person. It is said that within four months of disappearing, he and Roger ran away to an unknown underground nightmare world?
It's a pity that I missed a great opportunity by not being in this world anymore.
Zhang Cheng was filled with emotion and felt sorry for He Xiaotian.
Of course, the cat is crying and the mouse is pretending to be compassionate.
He was thinking about how he should face x after defeating this former Magic City card?
As a result, the golden dragon's claws touched the energy of the Five Elements surrounding him, and the man's expression suddenly changed.
Without him, He Xiaotian's right claw stabbed in easily.
Like a hot knife cutting through butter, there is no hindrance.
"Hiss"
The current minister Zhang Cheng's body-protecting aura collapsed and turned into spots of light falling everywhere.
The dragon's claws even grabbed onto his chest, with five clearly visible wounds revealing the bones wrapped in muscles.
Blood spurted out for a moment, leaving Zhang Cheng stunned on the spot.
"???"
Isn't x a person who exceeds the limit? Why can he tear apart his five elements body-protecting energy?
The gap between the two is simply not enough to support the other party from killing him.
Not to mention him, it was the new assistant standing behind him and the host who had stepped aside early, with even more shocked expressions.
The audience in front of the TV?
Like a duck whose neck has been strangled, it can no longer howl.
The new cards in Magic City made the previous cards almost torn open with a claw?
Playing! Making trouble!
Only He Xiaotian's former disciples crossed their arms and looked sarcastic.
Facts have proved that your uncle is always your uncle.
Roger, who was standing aside, almost covered his eyes.
This picture is so miserable that I really can’t bear to look at it.
One second he was sitting upright in the sky, and the next second he was kicked into the eighteenth level of hell.
The fall was too severe. Don’t young people lose face?
'Oh, poor child. Didn't you see that I didn't believe in evil before, so why didn't I still live my life by licking people obediently? Besides, wouldn't it be nice to just be a licking dog?'
Your philosopher, Roger is online.
"I'm thinking about how strong you can be, how dare you cause trouble for me. You can't even handle my feelings, who gave you the confidence to ask me for payment?" He Xiaotian stood in front of the current minister Zhang Cheng, looking at himself
He raised his right hand, dripping with blood, and said with disdain.
"puff"
Minister Zhang couldn't hold it back and spit out a mouthful of blood.
In fact, He Xiaotian's posture was exactly what he had just shown.
Retaliating with someone else's way, the slap in the face comes too fast like a tornado.
Immediately, he was photographed and turned into a joke.
Zhang Cheng's hunch was right, because various news media apps were urgently writing articles about the Minister of Magic being beaten online.
"Kneel down."
"Snapped!"
After He Xiaotian finished speaking, his right foot phantom flashed and kicked him fiercely on the knee.
"Plop!"
Minister Zhang's knees shattered and he immediately fell to the ground unable to support his body.
"The loser is not qualified to stand in front of the winner, what do you think?"
"Wow"
There was another big mouthful of blood, and he vomited it out as if he didn't need any money.
Roger held the fixed light in his hand and couldn't help but raise his head a little higher.
happy!!
If you are so arrogant, I can't cure you, someone can beat you.
"You reckless man! I am the scavenger department..."
Zhang Cheng was extremely angry, but his strength did not allow him to rise.
What to do?
Of course, I moved backstage and showed off my identity.
Throughout the past five thousand years, isn’t this the same routine?
Maybe it would be useful if he met someone else.
After all, you have to worry about Zhang Cheng's identity and whether he can withstand the anger of all members of the Demon City Scavengers.
Although they don't like the man named Zhang, he is still their minister and represents the face of the scavengers.
But will He Xiaotian care?
Of course not!
Don't you see, Roger used to have to lick him and hug his thighs for protection.
What is there to be afraid of!
As a result, Zhang Cheng suffered a tragedy.
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian raised his right foot and stepped on his face.
"Boom"
The floor collapsed, and Minister Zhang's whole body suddenly sank.
"Did I let you talk?"
assistant:"......"
host:"......"
Audiences in front of the TV: "..."
"Who do you think you are?" If it weren't for the identity of the other party, He Xiaotian would have twisted his head off and kicked it with a ball. "When I was fighting life and death with the people from the Netherworld, the evil and weird people, you didn't know
Which corner are you hiding in and trembling?"
During the live broadcast, he congratulated someone that no matter how crazy he was, he could not kill anyone.
It doesn't matter if you are alone or alone, you can live in the Nether World or the Earthly Nightmare World wherever you go.
"Woooooooo..."
Zhang Cheng struggled hard, but He Xiaotian's right foot was like a big mountain, pressing on his face, preventing him from moving.
"Snapped!"
He Xiaotian grabbed the bill from his assistant and read it word for word.
"The ancestral hall in Kongchao Village, the lake in Qihe Village, the entire Huayang Road, Daomeng Shenxu Temple, the teaching building of the Medical University, the wildlife park, Snake Mountain, road damage, your information is quite comprehensive!"
"Compensation? Do you know how many people I have saved? Why don't you give me some bonus?" He Xiaotian held the bill and slapped his face crazily.
There was a crisp snapping sound in the office, and Zhang Cheng's anger grew stronger every time he was slapped.
When the burning reached its peak, he suddenly exploded.
"Ahhhhh"
He held He Xiaotian's right foot with two arms and actually lifted it up.
"I want......"
Zhang Cheng's face was bloodshot, and his eyeballs were even redder.
The whole person is like an evil ghost escaping from hell, trying to kill himself.
"Boom"
As a result, before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian used a little force and stepped on him again.
Everyone: "..."
"Are you still going to change the world?"
Zhang Chengxiong failed and became soft.
"It's boring. I thought it would let me warm up? Nowadays, the scavengers are really getting worse and worse." He Xiaotian suddenly felt bored. If it weren't for the other party's live broadcast, asking for accounts, and his attitude of being the boss of the world and the boss of the earth.
, he really wasn't in the mood to care.
Lift your right foot and then push hard.
"Boom!!"
Minister Zhang hung it on the wall, or it could be said to be inlaid.
It must be said that people in the Qi-eating realm have excellent physical fitness.
Of course, He Xiaotian's mercy has a lot to do with it.
Even when he encountered the most humiliating blows in his life one after another, he could still keep his eyes open.
"he~~~,tui!!"
A spittle flew on Zhang Cheng's face, which was really humiliating to death.
I can't help but want to beat you and spit on you.
He Xiaotian turned around and escaped into the water, leaving behind a sentence.
"There are so many people who hate me, who do you think they are?"
"Pfft"
Roger couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud.
Everyone looked at him, but they just couldn't bear it.
As He Xiaotian said, there are so many people who hate him that they can't even be counted.
To put it more closely, does the Prajna Sect hate him?
I hate it so much!!
In such a comparison, Zhang Cheng is nothing?
He can only be a fart.
"Plop!!"
He Xiaotian was not cruel, Zhang Cheng was not seriously injured, and he still had the ability to take care of himself.
His face was gloomy, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Dudududu"
When the phone rang, I didn't care about anything else and answered the phone while holding back the anger that could burn my body.
"Hey, I'm..."
"Zhang Cheng, you have been demoted. The superiors have decided to let Roger take charge of the Demon City Scavenger again. And you, as the deputy minister. Now give the phone to Roger. I have something to talk to him about."
The other party didn't give him any chance to defend himself, and he had obviously made up his mind.
If the party is being humiliated and beaten in front of a national audience, how can it be shameful for him to be a minister?
What's more, it seems that x's strength has made great progress.
If you fall out, you are asking for trouble.
Therefore, Zhang Cheng, the troublemaking minister, could only be sacrificed as punishment.
At the same time, give He Xiaotian an explanation and continue to maintain their relationship.
The most important thing is that he didn't kill anyone on the spot, so he lost face.
Don't they, the scavengers, have to be interested?
"boom!!"
Zhang Cheng slammed the table, took a deep breath, glared at Roger and said.
"Hello, Minister, your phone number."
At this moment, his whole body seemed like a hidden poisonous snake, with its fangs restrained, waiting for something.
Roger: "???"
One phone call and I’m a grown-up!
Instead, there was no joy in his heart, and he was full of worry.
As long as this grandson is still a scavenger, I am afraid that I will not have a good life.
A master of the Qi Shi realm can still round and flatten someone named Luo.
Roger stepped forward, took the phone and started talking to the other party.
"I'm going out for a while."
Seeing this, Zhang Cheng casually made an excuse and planned to leave temporarily, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be able to bear it and tear someone alive on the spot.
The host's eyes lit up as he looked at the former minister who left in despair. The secret news broke.
As long as you can get some words of dissatisfaction with the upper leadership out of the opponent's mouth, and some cruel words towards the Magic City card.
Her own reputation on the Magic City TV station must not be kept rising!
Suddenly, promotion and salary increase are just around the corner.
So, she immediately led her team and followed closely behind.
Zhang Cheng endured this.
The scavenger clearly stipulates that strangers cannot attack ordinary people at will, yell and insult them at will. They need to maintain their grace to maintain social order.
What's more, he is still the current deputy minister. Zhang Cheng firmly believes that as long as he is around, sooner or later he will be able to get back on his feet and regain power.
When he stepped out of the Scavenger Headquarters Building in embarrassment, a strange man leaning against the wall and covered in a black robe stepped over.
Everyone didn't take this seriously, but they knew that there were tens of thousands of strange people in the building behind them.
Who dares to make trouble when he's full?
One person can drown the other person with just a drop of spit.
"Your name is Zhang Cheng, right?" When the weirdo approached them, he stopped and asked in a rather unkind tone.
"I am, may I ask where you are..."
Before he could even utter the words, he was suddenly interrupted by a weirdo.
"I am a staff member of Qidian Lending. You received up to 30 billion from our platform two months ago. Today is the day for repayment. I hope everyone will abide by the spirit of the contract and not delay."
Zhang Cheng: "???"
host:"!!!"
The live broadcast has not yet been turned off and the viewers who are still in front of the TV: "..."
"I personally didn't take out a loan a few months ago. Are you trying to cheat..."
"哐"
Before he could finish his sentence, he was hit hard on the head with a stick and fell to the ground with a thud.
Logically speaking, with Zhang Cheng's cultivation level in the Qi-eating realm, it is impossible for him to be so fragile.
But the facts were before their eyes, and they couldn't help but not believe it.
When the scavenger team member who was standing guard saw this, his eyes widened and he immediately raised the alarm.
Is it okay for the Minister to have someone push him down on the ground in front of his house and beat him violently?
The gangsters nowadays are too rampant!!
In fact, they didn't know that Zhang Cheng had been demoted.
After the two men sounded the alarm, they immediately stepped forward to stop the weirdo's violence.
However, they were stopped by a familiar voice. The two of them turned to look, and Roger's figure with three heads and six arms came into view.
"vice......"
As soon as one of them uttered a word, the companion next to him immediately pulled the corner of his clothes.
"In the future, I will remove the word "vice". I have been promoted now. I have officially become the Minister of Scavengers of the Demon City, and Zhang Cheng has served as the Deputy Minister."
"?!"
The two of them were startled and quickly calmed down their expressions.
"Minister, should we go up and pull them apart?"
The scavenger standing guard looked at Zhang Cheng, who was knocked to the ground and beaten violently while riding.
"Didn't you hear? I belong to a loan company, and this should be a civil dispute. Call the police to handle it. There are still so many people in the city waiting for our protection. We scavengers don't have time to deal with this kind of thing.
no big deal."
The two looked at each other, and there was nothing wrong with saying so.
But watching the former minister and current deputy minister get beaten up in front of your eyes is a bit too much, right?
"What are you doing standing still! Do you want to watch Deputy Minister Zhang being beaten to death in front of the door? Hurry up and call the police and let the police come to help Deputy Minister Zhang."
"yes!"
When the two of them took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the police, Roger said quietly.
"It's not that I don't save people, you only think about saving people. You never thought that with Deputy Minister Zhang's strength, he would be beaten without the ability to fight back. You can imagine what kind of simple person you would be if you hit others?"
Luo Lajie came online, and the two of them suddenly became enlightened with one sentence.
Yes!
Why didn't they think of that?
If you rush to save people rashly, you and others may not be able to reap the benefits.
As a result, millions of people watching TV in Shanghai witnessed the most arrogant debt demands in history.
I saw a strange man shrouded in black robes, riding on Zhang Cheng, swinging an object that looked like a human thigh bone, and violently beating the former scavenger minister who had stirred up trouble two months ago.
And in the headquarters building with tens of thousands of members, no one came out to rescue.
The host of the TV station stood aside very boldly and explained very quickly.
"Still not paying back the money? Still not paying back the money? Still not paying back the money?"
Every time the weirdo asked a question, he would hit Zhang Cheng hard in the face with a stick.
The beating made the opponent howl and scream, and all the teeth in his mouth were knocked out in a short time.
Zhang Cheng is so dumbfounded. Whose lending platform requires accountants to be so fierce?
Even people in the Qi-eating realm can't withstand him. His strength is astonishing and he can't break away at all.
And the bones in your hands are cheating, right?
The Qi of the Five Elements will be broken up as soon as you say it will be broken up. Abnormal items are not as awesome as you.
"The one who holds the needle can interpret the signature."
Zhang Cheng, whose teeth are all stuck out, speaks in a leaky manner.
The weirdo was confused. What did you say?
"I asked you if you still don't want to pay me back, so tell me what you're talking about!"
"哐" "哐" "哐"
As soon as he finished speaking, he hit him in the face with three consecutive blows.
At this moment, the ratings of Magic City TV Station skyrocketed like crazy.
After the station director learned about this, everyone was so happy that he had a convulsion and was hospitalized.
There were all kinds of shocking comments on the Internet, causing many netizens to quickly turn on their TVs at home to watch the deputy scavenger being beaten online.
Some bold folk strangers came here after hearing the news.
In the past two months, the man named Zhang has been dealing with them a lot.
Various mandatory regulations have caused widespread complaints.
At this moment, I felt like I was being beaten violently, but I didn't want to come over to watch the fun and relieve my hatred. I felt sorry for the suffering I and others had suffered in the previous period.
Not to mention the strange folk, some scavengers who were unhappy with Zhang Cheng came out of the headquarters building and stood on tiptoes to watch.
As for the new blood someone promotes, I don't dare to fart.
When the third minister speaks, who dares to step forward and stop him?
Furthermore, a master in the air-eating realm has no resistance at all, so he has no strength to step forward to help.
The weirdo looked at Zhang Cheng who was completely unable to speak and could only lie unconsciously on the ground humming. He seemed to be bored and finally got up.
"What a scavenger minister, he's a poor guy. When I borrowed the money, I swore to him. When it comes time to pay back the money, I can't beat him with three sticks, ah bah!"
A large mouthful of spit sprayed on the face of Zhang Cheng, who was in a state of confusion.
"Thirty billion? I'll take some of the parts off you and pay them back as interest. Isn't that excessive?"
After the weirdo finished speaking, he glanced at Zhang Cheng's lower body and thought for a while.
"One leg, it's a bit disgusting if you have a descendant."
This sentence caused a cold wind to blow between the legs of the majority of male groups.
Then he saw that the big bone stick in the strange man's hand disappeared and was replaced by a broken hand bone.
It can be vaguely seen that there seem to be some strange characters carved on the bones.
The weirdo held the broken bone in his hand and cut Zhang Cheng's right leg with the sharp edge of the broken bone.
"Pfft"
As blood spurted out, a thigh was held in his hand.
"In three days, I'll come to ask for the account. If I don't have the money to pay back, I'll unload your parts and pay the interest."
A group of people: "..."
When I live broadcast, I ask for money and get beaten. When I go out on the back foot, I get asked for money and have my thighs removed.
Minister Zhang really knows how to play!
"Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and treat Vice Minister Zhang." Luo Lajie appeared at some point. He squeezed through the crowd and looked at Zhang Cheng, who was lying on the ground in a coma. He scolded his subordinates.
.
All scavenger team members: "???"
It’s you who doesn’t let it get mixed up, and it’s you who lets it get mixed up.
So what do we need to do so that you, the old man, can be satisfied!
Roger looked at his subordinates who were busy trying to stop the bleeding, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it, and took a long puff and spit it out.
"God's way is reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up and see who God will spare."
The host looked disappointed when he saw the incident come to an end.
But after hearing Roger's words, her eyes suddenly lit up.
When I was in the office, I wanted to interview this former deputy minister.
But due to Zhang Cheng's face and He Xiaotian's sudden appearance of beating people, he forgot about it.
Now she had a chance, so she immediately stepped forward and asked.
"Minister Luo, why are you dressing up as a woman?!"
Roger's smoking movements froze and he fell into silence.
"..."
I was so proud that I forgot for a moment that until now, he is still as beautiful as ever.
Then he raised his head with a sad look on his face. How many people saw him dressing up as a woman during the live broadcast?
I'm afraid that it won't be tomorrow until later, and it will become popular all over the Internet, even surpassing the news of Zhang Cheng being beaten.
In any case, for a minister who manages a population of 20 million, online women's clothing seems to be more suitable for popularity.
"It's so hard for me!!"
In front of the camera, Roger shed tears of regret.