"Stop." He Xiaotian signaled the flat-headed brother to stop the next action, and then the big-eared male wild boar demon king couldn't wait to pull up his pants to protect the delicate chrysanthemum.
"Tell me about you. You obviously have a way to hide it. You almost got the little crew cut. How will you face the young ladies in the future? Don't lie to me. I am the most miserable person in my life.
Hate liars.
If you dare to delay the time and make random nonsense, I will immediately invite the best tattoo artist in Yangcheng to come and tattoo a sunflower on your back for free." After He Xiaotian finished speaking, he patted his face.
The big-eared man nodded repeatedly, with an expression that said I would never dare to lie to you, old man.
At the same time, his mind was spinning rapidly, racking his brains to think of a way to send two people into the Mountain of Ten Thousand Beasts without anyone noticing.
But his brain began to boil, and he still hadn't figured it out.
"Tell me, why do you really want to enjoy it?"
He Xiaotian urged as he looked at the big-eared man lying on the sofa with cold sweat dripping from his forehead.
He was probably impatient to wait, so he nuzzled at the flat-headed brother.
"Ride him!"
"okay!"
After the words fell, the flat-headed brother once again stretched out his sinful hand to pull the big-eared man's trouser leg.
"Stop, stop, stop, isn't this what I'm thinking about? Give me some time, and I'll definitely get you two into it."
This usually arrogant wild boar demon king was so anxious that he shed tears.
When it comes to life and death, it's not like we can't be more open-minded.
But being ridden by a honey badger is more uncomfortable for a pig than death.
"You want? Let the little flathead fuck you while you think about it slowly." Who is He Xiaotian? He takes care of villains and never shows mercy to any enemy. If the big-eared man was a female beast, he would definitely not be like this.
But who said you are a male?
It is natural to be cruel to men of the same gender.
Anyway, it was not him who was riding the pig, but his younger brother.
Brother Flathead doesn't care. Isn't there a saying in the human world?
Since you can't resist, just enjoy it honestly.
The worst he could do was close his eyes. From now on, it would be spread that he had killed the wild boar, not that the wild boar had ridden him.
The big-eared man cursed the master and servant in his heart, calling them the most despicable and shameless combination of humans and beasts in the world.
Don't give him a chance to stand up, otherwise he will risk his life to fight them personally.
Oh, right.
I almost forgot to get a tattoo, so I sold it to a Japanese restaurant to make money for bodywork and feasting.
"I thought of it! I thought of it!"
The flat-headed brother stopped in time and allowed the other party to pull up his pants.
"explain."
He Xiaotian's expression was calm, but the big-eared man could already see a hint of impatience in his eyes.
If you don't wait a second, the other person will hire a tattoo artist.
"I tricked the demon in charge of the key out, so you two can come in and out at will?"
Between the alien beast and protecting himself, the big-eared man did not hesitate to choose betrayal.
"Hey, that's a good idea. But don't tell me that I need to let you go. Only after entering Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain can you trick the other party out." He Xiaotian followed the big-eared man's words and continued.
"?!"
The wild boar demon king's eyes lit up when he heard this.
"Do you even think so?"
"I think you're thinking shit! Flathead, go call the best tattoo artist in Yangcheng. Today I want him to experience double happiness."
Brother Pingtou hurriedly nodded in agreement. It would be great if he could not ride a pig. After all, this is not a glorious deed.
But as a tattoo artist, I am afraid that I will have to change my profession in the future.
"No, no. I was confused for a moment. Around the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, the key can feel the breath of strange beasts. If it is seriously injured and dying, it will remind the controller that there are companions outside who need rescue."
The big-eared man risked his life, and it was better to be seriously injured than to be beaten by the little guy with a flat head.
"Is there such a function?!"
He Xiaotian murmured to himself, this space is really amazing.
It is probably a measure to prevent seriously injured people from finally escaping to the door but being unable to enter.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be an unjust death?
"I remember Xiaopingtou said that you are the second strongest person in Wanshou Mountain, but why don't you have the key?"
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I am definitely not lying to you. When Leopard Spirit got the space, there was an old monster in it. I am actually the third strongest, but the old guy has run out of energy and never made a move."
The big-eared man explained, but he hid more information.
The strongest person in Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain is the old guy. Even if the opponent looks weak all day long, if he really wants to take action, even the big leader Leopard Spirit is no match for him.
"Okay, I'll do as you say. If I think you might run away in the middle, I'll cut off your thing and let you have a taste of yourself." He Xiaotian patted the big-eared man on the shoulder.
, said in a rather expectant tone.
Just listen to it in his ears and make him want to cry without tears.
Am I knocking it?!
You bastard, you have one routine after another, and every idea is more stupid than the last.
"Which direction is Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain at this time?"
He Xiaotian picked up the other person and asked, and the big-eared man pointed to the southeast.
"Shuidong used to be a very famous tourist area, but then the energy tide went down several times. The number of tourists from all over the place decreased sharply, and most of them stayed at home and did not dare to go out. We took over the beautiful scenery and clear water."
"You'll enjoy it!" After saying this, He Xiaotian and two strange beasts disappeared from the spot in an instant.
"boom!!"
When the three of them left the private room, a group of armed men rushed in.
"Where are the people?"
The sweeper leading the team glanced at the messy private room and frowned.
The waiter poked his head in the back, he had called these people over.
I have to say that Yangcheng's sweepers are fast enough.
It only took a few minutes, but he rushed over unexpectedly.
"Do you remember the faces of the three people in the private room?"
"Remember, remember."
Seeing this, the captain said to one of the team members.
"Xiao Zhang, get rid of him."
"ah?!"
When the waiter heard this, he froze on the spot.
I am a good citizen who called the police, why should I be punished?
"Relax and recall the faces of the three people in your mind." Xiao Zhang pressed his hands on the waiter's temples and said softly.
"Oh well."
The next moment, the projections of He Xiaotian and others appeared in the air.
"Captain, it's them!"
The waiter's eyes widened, secretly thinking that the strange people were quite powerful.
"demon king?!"
The scavengers immediately recognized He Xiaotian, the mark on his chest was too obvious.
Of course, what really made them determine his identity was the flat-headed brother standing aside.
The major cities in the north hate the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain so much that they naturally record some of the major strange beasts.
The same is true for the honey badger in the Hunyuan realm.
It is worth mentioning that after the battle in Xigu Town.
Nowadays, young people on the streets are wearing pig masks and hoodies with gold-plated x icons, claiming to be fashionable.
The shop owner who first sold a certain treasure made a lot of money.
Adjacent to the water cave is a forest park and a nature reserve.
Of course, let alone a human figure now, not even a ghost figure.
"Should I do it, or do you do it yourself?" He Xiaotian smiled and handed over the glazed sword in his hand. When the big-eared man saw this, a flash of light flashed in his eyes. But it was quickly covered up and he raised his arm.
"Let me do it. If you chop me to death, you won't be able to lure the old guy out. It doesn't matter if I die. I'll be punished by death if I delay your plan."
Brother Flathead crossed his arms and sighed inwardly.
Give up struggling, the opportunities given to you by the big devil are all traps.
"Pfft——"
A flash of sword light flashed and blood spurted out. The big-eared man looked at the broken arm on the ground with a dull look on his face.
Why did you suddenly take action?
"puff!!"
In a daze, the big-eared man's other arm flew into the sky.
"..."
Did I hit it?
"Pfft——"
"???"
After chopping off both arms, he stabbed the knife into his chest.
"Just wait for me..."
"Plop!"
The big-eared man fell to the ground on his back, his breath quickly weakened, he became half-dead, and fell into a state of serious injury.
The unsuspecting Demon King is so vulnerable to the Glazed Demon Sword.
The old guy who was preparing to implement the plan in the Ten Thousand Beast Mountain turned his head and suddenly looked outside the mountain.
I saw the wild boar spirit, usually known as General Zhu, lying on the edge in extremely miserable condition.
Both arms were cut off with sharp weapons, and his chest was penetrated.
The blood flowed out as if there was no money, and soon accumulated into a big puddle.
"How could this demon king, whose pigskin is too thick to be cut, be injured? When did the north gain a stranger who could severely damage the Three Flowers Realm? That's all, you're lucky, you'll get a good deal anyway.
Essence and blood.”
The old man believed that mosquito legs were considered meat, and a shiny golden box appeared in his hand.
Then the whole person seemed to be twisted and flashed in the water hole.
"Dead yet?"
"Little... little..."
The big-eared man said in a weak voice, he planned to get in shape, and be careful of He Xiaotian's sneak attack.
"You're hurt so badly, don't talk."
He Xiaotian, who was hiding in the trees, was already preparing to launch a sneak attack.
The gold box emerged and the big-eared man was directly included in it.
"After pretending for so long, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief today. Leopard spirit, do you deserve to be my disciple? It's a pity that the batch of strange beasts he took away may not come back.
What could the outcome of seeking skin from a tiger be except being brutally eaten by the tiger? However, the water tribe also did me a big favor. If the leopard hadn't taken away half of the men, I'm afraid I would still be hesitant and would not dare to take action.
ah."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man ran out of the gold box in his hand and threw it above his head.
But something astonishing happened to him. When his clothes were torn, an emerald-green grasshopper appeared in the eyes of He Xiaotian who was hiding in the trees.
"Buzz——"
When the gold box was opened, a mountain as big as a thumb could be seen inside, looming.
If you look carefully, you will see that there are all kinds of small and exquisite exotic animals living on it.
"Refining!!"
The green grasshopper roared angrily, a streak of red fire descended, and with a bang, the mountain peak as big as a thumb burned violently.
Before he could take a breath, his whole body felt cold.