Promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis, moistens the intestines and relieves constipation.
This is what He Xiaotian plans to do, to let the other party know that his leeks are not so easy to cut.
It's just that I haven't stabbed you yet, and you screamed like hell!
It looked as if something unexpected had happened, and it was heartbreaking.
Although he didn't do it, Nine-Headed Bird actually experienced what it was like to 'dance on the edge of a knife'.
At this moment, if it doesn't understand what the strong man behind it is planning to do, its life will be in vain.
"Brother, big brother, isn't it okay for Master Bird to call you uncle? Don't be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil. I think there must be some misunderstanding between the two of us. If you tell me, you really can't draw up a compensation measure. Just let it go.
My chrysanthemum, everything is easy to discuss."
The nine-headed bird is really scared, and usually fights between life and death, each depending on his own ability.
In modern terms, life and death are determined by destiny, wealth and honor.
But now this human being is so outrageous!!
Have you ever done this?
He even took a 150-meter-long sword to clear his intestines.
And there is a strange beast recording a video standing next to you. Death is not terrible. What is terrible is that even if you are alive, you will still have to suffer criticism from countless people behind your back.
If this spreads out, it will really lose its face in the world.
When Brother Pingtou on the other side saw He Xiaotian's actions, his hands trembled and he almost dropped his phone on the ground.
terrible!!
Compared to riding on the two-leader wild boar from Wanshou Mountain, it is even more lethal.
At first it was just talk, just talk.
No actual action was taken, it was purely used to scare the pigs.
But now He Xiaotian did not disclose any information, and then he picked up the Taiyuan knife and stabbed the Nine-Headed Bird in an indescribable place.
And when the other party gave in, he touched it with the knife again.
"Ahhhhh"
The nine-headed bird is going crazy. Since his debut, not only has he been invincible, but few people dare to provoke him, and he has been domineering all the way.
This makes many people dare to be angry and dare not speak out, so they can only swallow their anger.
And today, when the seal is broken and the sun shines again, it is time to show off your grand ambitions.
Suddenly a strong man jumped out and was attacked by him.
Not only did he beat it until it couldn't lift its head, but he even used a knife to explode it.
Did I hit it?
In an extremely bad mood.
What makes Niao feel even more desperate is that he has offered compensation from the bottom of his heart, so why do you insist on doing so?
Master Bird, who did I offend?
Why has the journey been bumpy and full of setbacks? I just want to find a place to rest and recuperate.
"Compensate? Can you afford it?"
If you don't look down upon a nine-headed bird with the surname He, what wealth can you have with such a miserable look?
How many strange beasts exist in Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain will determine how much experience points are needed.
Vent your anger!!
"Stop, stop. At worst, Mr. Bird, I will teach you some secret skills, and I guarantee that you will be invincible and reach the top."
The Nine-Headed Bird felt the sharpness and coldness of the Taiyuan Sword again, screamed in fright, and directly threw out his trump card.
It still didn't believe that He Xiaotian could resist such temptation.
"Ah! Who do you think I am?"
Just when Brother Pingtou thought that his boss would agree without hesitation, he unexpectedly blurted out an answer that sounded like a bird and a honey badger.
"???"
"!!!"
At the same time, the two strange beasts showed the same expressions as before.
An ancient giant taught you a secret technique, and you actually refused?
The flat-headed brother had a dull look on his face. When did the boss become so indifferent.
It is extremely inconsistent with the greedy style of the past.
The next second, the two beasts were shocked.
"How can you get rid of me with a secret technique? I want you."
When the nine-headed bird heard this, his whole body trembled.
you want me?
For a long time, you were peeking at my beauty, Master Bird.
"Me me me"
And just when it was about to give in, throw away its integrity to keep the chrysanthemum, and say the remaining three words of promise, He Xiaotian suddenly said another sentence.
"Be my dog."
"?!"
The nine-headed bird looked confused and didn't know why.
I am a bird, how can I be a dog?
Although he is not proficient in the art of change, with his current strength, he cannot perform it at all.
And if you had the spare power to use it, do you think you would threaten Master Bird and me like you do now?
Believe it or not, the two of us would change places every minute.
"In no mood?"
He Xiaotian looked at the tangled expression on Jiu Niao's face and asked with a frown.
Then he held the Taiyuan Sword in his hand, ready to move.
Nine-Headed Bird, who had been looking at He Xiaotian in the back room with his neck tilted, sighed secretly when he saw this.
Forget it, Lord Bird, I almost obeyed you.
Why not just be a dog?
I remember.
I will wait for you to give it to Master Bird from now on, and I will return it one day.
"Woof woof woof"
He Xiaotian, Brother Pingtou: ""
"Don't push yourself too far. Lord Bird, I also have dignity." The Nine-Headed Bird thought that the two of them were dissatisfied and he just shouted, so he became angry and said.
It is true that this shameless bird has to bow to the enemy in order to protect its own face.
But at least there must be a limit, so that the other party understands that he has a bottom line.
Otherwise, you will definitely not have a good life in the future.
It has never thought about it. If you have already barked like a dog, what is the bottom line?
"I'm talking about a guard dog. You can bite whoever I tell you to bite."
"Look at the watchdog?! You are insulting but it is not non-negotiable."
Originally, Nine-Headed Bird was about to express his anger, but after seeing the Taiyuan Sword in He Xiaotian's hand, he decisively changed his words.
"But what worries me is that if you regain your strength in the future, will you retaliate against me?"
"Hey, how is that possible? Master Bird, I am not that kind of bird. Everything today is just a misunderstanding. As the saying goes, we don't know each other without fighting. How about we just make friends?" When the Nine-Headed Bird saw He Xiaotian's tangled expression, he immediately
He opened his mouth and said.
Anyway, I don’t know how many times I said this, but it didn’t blush at all.
Friends, they are meant to be used as a trap.
He Xiaotian was actually a little helpless, this bird was too hard.
After three consecutive blows without reservation, there was no injury at all, but his whole body was a little charred, and he looked gray and miserable.
When he couldn't kill the opponent, he could only use some rather uncomfortable tactics to congratulate someone.
It won't threaten your life, but it will make you suffer for a lifetime, which is more uncomfortable than death.
"With your shamelessness and forbearance, I really don't believe your nonsense. Unless there is some foolproof method, you can't escape unscathed today."
He Xiaotian thought, since he couldn't think of a perfect solution, he might as well throw this troublesome problem to the source.
If you can't solve it, I will solve it for you.
This is similar to killing the person who asked the question.
Starting from the root cause is both simple and crude.
Phoenix:""
You are really a special talent!
Save your face and act like a dog out of desperation.
No need to lose face, rather die than surrender to maintain moral integrity.
When the two choices were placed in front of it, the bird was extremely torn.
There is a wolf in front and a tiger behind. It is difficult to get off the tiger.
"How about I give you poison four?"
Nine-Headed Bird asked tentatively with a slight accent, but unfortunately He Xiaotian responded with a pair of blank eyes.
I don’t know how many people my surname is He has told about poisonous oaths.
If you get what you want with your front foot, if you don't raise your hand with your back foot, you will kill the enemy.
"You're thinking of eating shit! No, it looks like you want to taste the taste of a sword."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the oath I said is witnessed by heaven and earth. If you dare to violate it, God will destroy me directly."
"Hey! It's really possible? But how can you prove that you're not lying to me?"
He Xiaotian's eyes lit up, this method works.
"Haha, someone who has cultivated to the level of Master Bird can naturally do it. You, a warrior who is not even the cannon fodder of the Three Flowers Realm, don't know that it is excusable."
The nine-headed bird seemed to have grabbed He Xiaotian's painful leg. When he spoke with contempt and pride, he suddenly changed his words.
If nothing else, are you afraid of the indescribable point of a 100-meter-long sword aimed at you?
"Come on, come on, make an oath. I say something, and you repeat it."
He Xiaotian immediately began to greet the other party and swore a poisonous oath.
"Master Bird advises you not to go too far, just mean it. It's good. I am also a giant of the demon clan who has lived through an era. Please save some face for me. When I recover in the future, I will naturally take care of you."
"If you continue to bb, the knife in my hand will stab downward!"
Yes, the master who can't get enough oil or salt.
Today, I, Mr. Bird, shouldn’t I accept my defeat?
How long can a mere human live?
And maybe one day, he suddenly died suddenly with a loud bang.
Thinking about it this way, Nine-Headed Bird felt a little better.
If you are going to die, can you survive you, Mr. Bird, and me?
If He Xiaotian knew what he was thinking, he would probably tell him a shocking fact.
If you really do, you will definitely not be able to survive my congratulations to someone.
If the bronze door is open for one day, he can live for one day.
To a certain extent, this is a different kind of immortality.
"I, the nine-headed bird, swear to God that from now on I will be a watchdog beside He Xiaotian, and I promise not to do anything that will harm my master or the people around him. He asked me to go east, and I will not go east."
The nine-headed bird followed He Xiaotian's words and swore a poisonous oath, and a large cloud quickly gathered in the sky, with thunder rumbling in it.
"Stop reading, I don't have enough strength."
Before the word "西" was spoken, it immediately stopped swearing.
Then I saw two red lightning bolts striking from the clouds, each piercing the eyebrows of a person and a bird.
He Xiaotian realized something in his heart. Sure enough, this ungrateful bird did not lie to him.
"Master Bird, I just broke the seal and was beaten hard by you. How much strength do I have left? Don't look at me like that. I've already sworn a poisonous oath. You have to believe my words." The Nine-Headed Bird said with a tired and weak look. From now on, it will be like this.
To be restrained.
Woohoo, how unfortunate is my bird life?
"Okay, now that the oath is over, it's time to teach me a secret technique." Seeing this, He Xiaotian couldn't verify it. So, he made the promise mentioned by the miserable bird before.
Phoenix:""
Human being, your name is greed.
Together, you can be a bird, and I am a bird, plucking my feathers vigorously?