This is true, as long as there are some peanuts, it won't be like this.
Lord of the Stars, do you know what it means?
How difficult it is to get people on a planet to agree with you!
hunting?
Why don't you fly up to the sky and be side by side with the sun?
Of course, Nine-Headed Bird is still very happy because his yet-to-be-launched "Shit Shovel Officer" plan has been unexpectedly promoted.
It takes no effort to get there even if you wear iron shoes.
If it continues, it believes that one day, sooner or later, it will reach the peak of bird life.
Lying lazily in the nest made of sycamore trees, He Xiaotian then presented the mythical beast he had just hunted for him to enjoy.
This picture makes me a little excited just thinking about it!
He Xiaotian looked at the nine-headed bird and looked unhappy, but his eyes showed an expression of joy, and secretly wondered if he was a little shameless?
In order to tame this bird, it is a bit cruel to just write a bad check to deceive the other party. Looking at its delighted little eyes, it seems a bit cruel!
One person and one bird, each plotting against the other, are surprisingly consistent in their ideas.
Yan Fei was stunned. He felt that his life was in darkness.
It even reached the point where I couldn't even see my fingers.
Before coming here, I was thinking about obtaining a strong inheritance, getting rid of the reputation of waste in one fell swoop, defeating the proud son of heaven, becoming the leader of the sect, marrying the descendant of the stars, and embarking on a life-changing journey.
In the end, reality slapped him so hard that he almost cooked a bird.
He thought that this native was not as cruel as he imagined, but then he realized that he was just too naive and pure.
After waiting for a long time, you don’t even look down on my body?
Who are you looking down on?
Where am I missing!
The meat is no longer fragrant? The bones are not chewy? The cultivation level is too low?
Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be very consistent.
As a result, he fell into deep despair.
Am I not even qualified to let a bird eat it?
In fact, reality has always been quite cruel.
"Ahem, young man, have you figured it out?" He Xiaotian asked with a smile on his face as he stood by the pot. He tried his best to behave kindly.
As for scaring people into peeing their pants, he doesn't want it to happen again.
I congratulate you, he is a refined and easy-going kind person, he is different from the bad bird under your feet.
"I figured it out, Mr. Leader, I will do whatever you ask me to do!" After Yan Fei discovered that the reality was different from what he imagined, he thought it was better to survive as long as possible.
What if God doesn't open his eyes and makes all fantasies come true?
‘Although I, Yan Fei, am not a man, I still know that a man can bend and stretch. Isn’t it just to be a dog for an aborigine? It’s nothing, I can bear it.
Until one day, the roc will rise with the wind and soar to ninety thousand miles! The so-called humiliation is just the process of God testing me.
What's more, if you can work under the leader of one party, you will definitely be one step ahead of your fellow sect members. When the time comes, I will be the first to lead the sect's proudest son.'
It has to be said that the self-regulation ability of Yan Fei, an outsider, is quite impressive.
In just a few words, you can hypnotize yourself.
"Relax, I'm not a devil." Hearing the answer that satisfied him, He Xiaotian nodded and said softly. Then he reached out and picked up the big spoon and picked out the other party.
"Young man, do you want to be CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of your life?"
Yan Fei was stunned, what is CEO? What is Bai Fumei?
"Haha, you can think of the CEO as the Lord of the Stars. Bai Fumei is the most noble woman in the star." Seeing the confused look on the other party's face, He Xiaotian said calmly.
"think!!"
Yan Fei was so excited. He didn't expect that this native would dare to think more than himself.
I just dare to think about being a sect leader and marrying a descendant of the Lord of the Stars.
"As long as you follow my instructions, it will be fine."
"Really?"
"More real than real gold."
He Xiaotian's words seemed to be filled with magic.
For a moment, Yan Fei seemed to have become a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the peak of his life.
The nine-headed bird stood aside and looked at He Xiaotian warily.
Nima, how long has it been since?
This guy actually used "The Mother Letter of the Origin of All Things" into his language, creating a highly deceptive illusion.
Tsk tsk, this outsider is probably going to be tricked to death by someone named He.
"You just need to meet up with the people from your sect honestly, and then secretly report their location to me."
"???"
Yan Fei was shocked, he wanted to be a spy himself.
"But don't worry, I won't kill all your troops. I will keep some of them to continue your sacrifices and open a passage connecting the two worlds. But before opening it, you must inform me where it is in advance."
"!!!"
Not only did he want to kill people, he also wanted to kill some of the most outstanding disciples among the younger generation of our Three Saints Sect.
If all the proud men of heaven are wiped out, my god, will the elders of the sect tear themselves alive?
In an instant, Yan Fei was mostly awake.
You still say you are not a devil?
You are such a devil!
What should I do? Should I agree?
Yan Fei is caught in a tangle, between his fellow disciples who he lives with day and night, and the person who controls his life and death.
'Made, am I, Mr. Yan, that kind of villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death?'
Thinking of this, his face condensed, his whole body was full of momentum, and he said solemnly.
"I...did it!!"
At this moment, he seemed to have sold his soul and collapsed on the ground helplessly.
"Old Jiu, is there any way to make him keep his promise?" He Xiaotian turned to look at the nine-headed bird and asked. According to the past, this bird must have refused. But because of the previous words of He, it made it a little excited.
.
So, the nine-headed bird flapped its wings twice and said.
"For the sake of your sincerity, Lord Bird, let me help you. Come on, come on, young man, eat this talisman."
Yan Fei looked at the nine-headed bird that was so cruel that he almost cooked him, and took out the yellow paper from behind his butt, with an ugly expression on his face.
It’s dirt!!
Who are you insulting?
You actually let me eat the stuff you pulled out.
Then, with a ferocious look on his face, he snatched the yellow talisman from the Nine-Headed Bird and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Lord Leader, I truly belong to you!!"
He Xiaotian: "..."
The way Yan Fei looked just now, he thought that the other party was going to violently resist and give him a fight.
As a result, it turned out that he was overthinking.
"Hey, kid. What you are eating is called a puppet talisman. It is something I snatched from the hands of a certain star sect, Mr. Bird. If you swallow this talisman, your wealth and life will be in my hands.
The lucky thing is that I know everything you do on a daily basis. If I want to reveal in any way that you are being controlled, or leak information about our cooperation.
Tsk, you will definitely regret it."
After Nine-Headed Bird finished speaking, Yan Fei suddenly stood up.
Then he jumped into the iron pot and stirred himself with a big spoon.
Yan Fei stews his own food in an iron pot, making him want to cry but has no tears.
The two devils, Mu De, didn't let him take advantage of any loopholes.
You shouldn't have signed up to participate in the invasion of the central territory in the first place. Wouldn't it be nice to just stay in the Three Saints Sect and be a waste?
Also, why doesn’t what you tell me, senior brother, work?
In the distant ancestral planet, a slovenly middle-aged man who was chatting about the mountains suddenly sneezed several times in succession.
What little brat is talking about him?
Don’t you know, senior brother, I am dating a junior sister?
He Xiaotian rescued Yan Fei from the cauldron. This was his magical tool for cutting leeks, and he couldn't let his hair get twisted for no reason.
In order to comfort the other party, he decided to stew a pot of soup himself and express his apology.
In fact, this is just rhetoric.
It was all just because the nine-headed bird took out the puppet charm, and He Xiaotian suddenly realized that there must be many interesting things in this wilted bird.
If the child fails to trap the wolf, he will give him a bone as a reward.
After he completely tamed the nine-headed bird, wouldn't all its treasures be his?
While He Xiaotian was scheming against the other party, he took the ingredients given by the other party and cooked them in the pot one by one.
Nine-Headed Bird is very happy, he is on the right path of cultivating a "shit shovel officer".
If you give him a little sweetness, he can't wait to start taking the initiative to be a cook.
It’s so gratifying!!
But the next second, my head felt a little cold for some reason, as if there was a big net covering it.
Yan Fei was sandwiched between the two bosses, shivering.
Poor, weak, helpless.
After stirring for a long time, He Xiaotian looked at the dragon soup that exuded an alluring fragrance and felt satisfied in his heart.
Look, I still have some talent in cooking.
How appetizing is the color of this soup?
The white bones floating among them are simply the finishing touch.
He Xiaotian felt full of accomplishment because he had studied the wrong major.
If you want to get into a major medical school, you should learn to be a chef!
The nine-headed bird blinked and thought to himself, what is this guy doing?
"Let's eat!"
He Xiaotian was very narcissistic, then waved his big hand and said energetically.
He picked up a large spoon and poured it into the nine-headed bird's exclusive jade bowl.
Yan Fei, who was shivering, was holding a broken bowl carefully.
By the way, this bowl was also taken out from behind the butt of the Nine-Headed Bird.
I don’t know why this bird put the storage space there in a very malicious way.
"Come on, come on, try my handiwork."
He Xiaotian immediately urged him, he needed praise.
"Chiliu————"
When Yan Fei heard this, he drank the entire bowl of soup in one go.
This is dragon bone cooking. How could he, a little transparent member of the Three Saints Sect, be treated like this?
The proud son of heaven in the sect, the number one among the younger generation, I am afraid he is only at this level.
As a result, after smelling the alluring dragon soup and swallowing it all, a strong and severe pain spread throughout my body.
No, this soup is poisonous?
"Plop!!"
He Xiaotian was stunned as he looked at Yan Fei who fell to the ground.
What's going on, little brother, you look like you've drunk some poison, who are you showing this to?
When the nine-headed bird saw the neon light flashing on the face of the "shocker", it immediately smoothed things over.
Don't let the plan fail. You need to give some encouragement when appropriate.
"Maybe his cultivation level is too low and the power contained in the soup is too strong, which makes him unable to digest it. The body's protective system automatically activates, causing him to faint."
He Xiaotian's complexion finally improved a lot after hearing this.
Then he turned his head and looked at the nine-headed bird.
Drink!!
Phoenix:"......"
I don't know why, but I always felt that the alluring dragon soup in the jade bowl suddenly turned into green mucus, and the rising heat turned into a skeleton, tempting it to drink.
For a while, his head hurt a little.
Isn't it really poisonous?
But when he saw He Xiaotian's eyes gradually becoming unkind, Nine-Headed Bird's heart trembled.
How is it possible? After all, it is cooked with dragon bones and added with my own precious spices.
Even if a pig is used to make the soup, the taste will not be much different.
"Gudong, Gudong..."
“Dang Cang!!”
The jade bowl fell from its wings, and the nine-headed bird looked stiff and fell to the ground.