"However, this martial arts robe looks out of place on me because I was too thin back then, like a child wearing adult clothes!"
The elder thought about it thoughtfully, and was quite sad: "Then I thought of a way to eat more and make myself fat. In order to match the martial arts robe, my body shape also changed, like now
Same, at least a little fatter!"
The elder patted his belly, which attracted Yuan Zun, Shui Qianque and others to look at him one after another and found that this man was indeed a little fat. It was hard to imagine what he looked like when he was very thin.
Xuanyuan Xi hummed in satisfaction, and his curiosity remained undiminished, and he asked: "Then what?"
"Then I discovered that in order to put on this martial arts dress, I couldn't even wear the martial arts robes that I had specially ordered before."
Xuanyuan Li curled his lips: "I want to laugh but I can't. I don't feel like I'm in the right mood, old boy!"
"However, you are much better than the old boy who just talked nonsense, so I won't do anything. You can lie down by yourself!"
When the elder heard this, his face turned green, but he knew how powerful Xuanyuan Fissure was. If he resisted, he would definitely suffer the same fate as the first elder. It would be extremely miserable!
Therefore, he could only obediently walk to the edge of the formation, lie down on his own, and was pressed by a rune, almost out of breath!
In Yuan Zun's opinion, the old guy must be crazy. From the beginning, they only asked about irrelevant topics, but they forgot to ask him what the consequences would be if he failed to amuse him!
Let's look at the encounters and results of the first two people. If they are not amused, they will have to lie obediently on the edge of the formation and be suppressed by runes. They probably won't be able to get out.
In a daze, Xuanyuanli appeared in front of the third elder.
The elder hesitated and said: "Then let me talk about what happened between my wife and me!"
"Oh? Interesting, interesting!" Xuanyuan Xi was very interested! The matter of husband and wife is really a perfect thing to do after chatting!
"I am a person with a bad temper. From the elders of the forces at the same level as me to the major disciples, they all want to avoid me!"
"Once, I had a falling out with my wife over trivial matters. The two of us fought so hard that an entire mountain was destroyed by martial arts!"
"Humph, that was the first time she knelt down and begged me, and she burst into tears!"
Everyone looked strange when they heard this, secretly thinking that this man was actually competing with his own woman, and beating his wife was not a way to show off!
I didn't expect that this old boy would still be restless despite his age! Xuanyuan Li was shocked in his heart, but he didn't think it was funny.
"She begged me not to die. If we fight again in the future, she will never be so harsh!"
As soon as the elder finished speaking, he showed a bitter look on his face, which shocked Yuan Zun and others: "Ah? Your wife almost beat you to death?!"
"Hahaha, it's fun, it's fun!" Xuanyuan Fissure suddenly heard the laughter that should be heard when he is smiling. He was far more excited than when the second elder finished speaking!
"Senior Xuanyuan, have I passed the test?" He swallowed and asked cautiously.
Xuanyuan Li hummed and said, "You go and stand in the back, there is no need to lie down!"
The man secretly rejoiced and rushed towards the edge of the formation in three or five steps. However, he felt that there were still runes pressing down on him, and his mood suddenly became gloomy. However, he could feel that the rune formation pressing on his head was far stronger than
The formations pressing on the first two people were lighter.
He lowered his eyebrows and looked at the two powerful elders lying on the ground, glaring at him with a pair of vicious eyes. For some reason, a sense of pride arose in his heart!
He believed that the fourth elder, Yuan Zun, who had turned pale, might not be able to tell something funnier that would make Xuanyuan split laugh. Although he was standing on the edge, suppressed by the rune formation.
, but in the end, fate and inheritance will definitely fall on you.
Although it was not the end yet, a playful and satisfied sneer appeared on the elder's face.
Arriving in front of the power elder of the fourth ninth heaven, Xuanyuanli looked at him. Although the latter couldn't see it, he could feel it.
"Senior Xuanyuan, I'd better give up your inheritance."
Knowing that he would be suppressed no matter what, and that he had no pleasure in being able to catch up with the third elder, he might as well just give up.
"I say you old boys who only know how to practice. You have lived for such a long time but you have no fun. What's the point? Life is boring, boring and not fun at all!"
Xuanyuanli sighed, and a burst of soul power flew out from the golden armor rune, shaking him to the edge of the formation. The result was very embarrassing, just like the first elder, who vomited blood and was suppressed again, lying on the
On the ground, he almost rolled his eyes.
The golden armor integrated with the soul power of the Xuanyuan Splitting Rune floated lightly in front of Yuan Zun, and the rich and rich tone of speech full of ancient aura also came from the four walls of the formation.
"Boy, it's your turn!"
Yuan Zun felt a cold sweat break out. He had been thinking for so long, but he had never thought of anything that could make Xuanyuan split happy.
Although he couldn't see Xuanyuan Li's appearance, he still felt like he was being stared at, which was very uncomfortable!
"Hey, hahaha, hahaha!"
Just when Yuan Zun didn't know how to speak, Xuanyuanli burst into laughter. Yuan Zun was a little confused, and Hong Ling and Morocang were no exception.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly and he asked: "Senior Xuanyuan, what are you laughing at?"
"You boy, you have clear features and beautiful eyes. You are obviously a man, but there is no scar left at all. Just look at your eyebrows, nose and lips. You are even more handsome than most women. Hey hey hey!"
Hearing this, Yuan Zun almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Even Hong Ling, who was standing aside, smiled lightly and was amused by Xuanyuan Xi's words. Yuan Zun is indeed better than ordinary men. He has outstanding appearance and is very alluring just by looking at him!
However, for Yuan Zun, who is very physically strong, this is really not a compliment. He has experienced countless battles, lived and died many times, and does have countless scars on his body. However, because he possesses the evil fire that swallows the sky, these scars will
Heals and retreats at a speed invisible to the naked eye.
I'm afraid that even most female warriors will feel inferior to them.
Listening to Xuanyuan's loud laughter, it had completely overshadowed the laughter he had just made when he was amused by the third elder. The elder standing at the edge of the formation had his eyes twitching and his mouth and nose crooked.
If this is included in the scope of Yuan Zun's amazement, then creation and inheritance probably have nothing to do with the previous four elders.
Yuan Zun secretly thought, this old guy doesn't play by common sense. If he only talks about trivial things, it's hard to make him more interested. What exactly can he say to make Xuanyuan split burst into laughter!?