"What!?" The landlord jumped up like a monkey, but he forgot that he was still holding tea in his hand, and the hot tea burned his garlic-like nose again.
As soon as he let go, the cup hit the ground and bounced up again.
The landlord covered his nose and howled as he rushed to the bathroom, and then there was the sound of the faucet running in the bathroom.
The landlord's particularly shrill voice came out at this moment: "You mean, the fox is not a dream, nor a fairy, and is here to harm me?"
"I'm not sure, I need to see it before I know." The second uncle came over and helped Lulu and us put away the incense burner, "You two go to bed first."
"Oh." I dragged Lulu back to the bedroom quickly, closed the door and turned off the light, and then stared at her.
"Lulu, do you think my second uncle really helped him?"
"I don't know, my second uncle is so enthusiastic, it's definitely possible to help."
"Hey." I shook my head and sighed, "I don't like him."
"I don't like him either."
We looked at each other speechlessly and went to bed honestly.
It's autumn. It's a bit cold when I sleep in the middle of the night, my throat is still dry, and I wake up thirsty.
I opened my eyes, numbly pushed Lulu's arms and legs off me, and walked out of the bedroom to drink water.
The flesh on my body hurts so much. I didn't feel any pain after working all day, but after a good sleep, it actually hurts terribly.
I took a deep breath and opened the door.
As soon as I opened the door, I thought I had gone to a fairyland. The living room was filled with smoke. I covered my nose and it was so choked.
Could it be that the second uncle is still awake? Looking at the smoke, it looks like he has smoked more than two boxes.
"Second uncle, you haven't...uncle landlord?" I paused, and the landlord was lying on the sofa in my house.
His originally shiny hair was messed up and ragged, his suit jacket was thrown carelessly on the ground, his tie flew away and his white shirt was rumpled and clinging to his fat body.
The bulging belly rose and fell with his breathing.
There was also a box of eaten instant noodles on the coffee table, with soup and cigarette butts all over the floor!
"Oh, you're awake." The landlord turned his head to look at me and took another puff of cigarette.
I frowned in disgust, turned on the light in the living room, and walked to the kitchen to pour water: "Why haven't you left yet, and why have you made such a mess in his living room?"
I came out with a glass of water and found that the landlord was silent again, so I looked at the lamp on the ceiling absently and lit another cigarette.
I hurriedly entered the house with the water glass, so he wouldn't stink me up.
When I opened my eyes in the morning, Lulu was searching in our closet.
Finally, I found a pair of long johns newly bought by my second uncle: "Nuan Ting, put them on quickly. The temperature has dropped again today. I didn't freeze to death when I went out for a run just now."
I rubbed my eyes and sat up. Lulu had already put it on neatly.
Lulu is wearing it. If I don’t wear it, my second uncle will definitely scold me.
I can only accept my fate and wear long johns.
Suddenly, a bad tone came from the second uncle in the living room: "I'm talking about you, I kindly let you stay here for one night, but you turned my living room into a garbage dump!"
Lulu and we looked at each other. Lulu looked confused, and I curled my lips: "The landlord slept here yesterday. When I got up to drink water in the middle of the night last night, I thought I was going to Wonderland."
"Why is he so annoying?"
"Yeah, very annoying."
When we were having breakfast, before we had even served the table, the landlord sat down at the dining table and said with a smile, "Do you mind giving me a pair of bowls and chopsticks?"
Wow, he smells so bad, including cigarette odor, sweat odor, bad breath, foot odor, and body odor. It almost makes me vomit!
Lulu pinched her nose directly.
The second uncle was disgusted and waved him to the balcony: "You go there to eat. We will leave later. You take a shower. I have clothes in the closet."
The second uncle thought for a while and then said: "I will take out the clothes later, but please don't enter our bedroom."
"middle!"
The fat landlord was very talkative now and ran to the balcony on his own.
I noticed that when he passed by the balcony, he glanced at the Bagua mirror on the glass partition door, and for some reason he reluctantly crossed the scope of the Bagua mirror and went outside the balcony.
There was a small table there, and his second uncle gave him a large bowl of tomatoes and egg noodles, and he squatted down next to the small table and wolfed it down, as if he hadn't eaten in hundreds of years.
When the second uncle came back and sat down, I pouted unhappily: "Second uncle, why did you let him sleep at our house?"
The second uncle raised his white face and pointed at the Bagua Mirror with chopsticks: "I'm busy these days and don't have time to help him figure it out. We happen to have a Bagua Mirror at home. Without the owner's permission, if something comes to him, he can go in.
Not coming."
Lulu chuckled coolly: "It's just too annoying. If it's not annoying, just stay here."
The second uncle smiled and peeled a tea egg for each of us: "You two."
The second uncle took two mouthfuls of noodles and suddenly said: "The second uncle wants to do an experiment in the restaurant. Girl Yun will not go to the martial arts class for the next two days. She will be a fortune-seeking little boss for the second uncle."
My hands shook and my chopsticks almost fell to the ground: "Second uncle! I love martial arts! I want to go to school!"
"No, you don't love it."
"I love!"
"Lying is not a good boy."
"..."
Lulu covered her mouth and giggled: "Nuan Ting, if you love martial arts, I will teach you when you come back tonight."
"..." I don't love martial arts! I don't want to go to a restaurant! Lulu is teasing me on purpose!
"Second uncle! Lulu is still smiling while eating. It's time for the noodles to be sucked into the trachea!" I complained to Lulu.
The second uncle said to us with a straight face: "We are eating, why are we making a fuss?"
Lulu and we both started eating honestly.
After a while, Aunt Duan picked up Lulu and took Lulu and Fang Zhongyu downstairs to pick up Chenxi. We said goodbye and they got in the car and left.
No matter how reluctant I was, I still had to go to the restaurant with my second uncle.
The second uncle and I had just walked to the gate of the community and looked at the crowd of people in front of the restaurant opposite. I couldn't help but feel my heart beat.
There are so many people, I can’t get my feet out of two big bubbles?
"Second brother, your restaurant business is booming." Uncle Song walked out from the concierge with a smile to congratulate his second uncle.
"It's okay. Uncle Song, please don't cook at noon. I'll ask Lao Zhou to deliver it to you at noon." The second uncle handed Uncle Song a cigarette, the two of them talked, and we went to open the door.
The second uncle took a table to block the door, leaving only a gap between the table and the door for one person to pass through: "Girl Yun, sit here and collect the numbers. Take them all back and issue new ones later."
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. I could just take my number and sit here. It would not be tiring.
But soon I stopped thinking that way. When the adults saw me, it was like seeing a pack of sheep and wolves. Everyone had to touch my face or my head.
I seriously doubt that they came to eat just to tease me.
At the end of the day, I feel like my head is going bald and my skin is thinning.
I almost cried.
However, no one pulled my gauze.
There were more and more people at the door of the restaurant until it closed in the evening. Lulu held me in distress and politely said to the customer in front of her: "Auntie, we are closed, please come back tomorrow."
The aunt in front of me was very thin, almost skinny and tall, and was wearing a gorgeous lotus-colored skirt.
She has a pointed chin and single eyelids, but she is not ugly, but has a high-end beauty.
Originally, this aunt raised her hand to touch my head, but Lulu pulled me up and her hand stopped in mid-air.
She turned and touched Lulu's head: "Okay, then Auntie will come back tomorrow..."
Huh? This aunt suddenly froze strangely. After a second, her smile looked brighter: "She has a good body."
I felt like her eyes were shining when she looked at Lulu, as if... like she had seen a treasure.
I reflexively pulled Lulu back: "Goodbye, aunt."
"Goodbye." This aunt said to me, but her eyes were still looking at Lulu.