"Why is this fat landlord so big-hearted?" I couldn't help complaining. He woke me up in such a cold weather, and he actually wanted to learn how to cultivate immortality from his second uncle?
The second uncle also needs to know how to do it!
The second uncle's voice in the living room became louder, as if he was scolding the fat landlord.
"Don't say there is no way to cultivate immortality. Even if there is a way, with your mentality, you still can't do it!"
"Hey! Just look at it and see if I can cultivate immortality, right?"
I rolled my eyes. The fat landlord's voice was greasy, as if there was a lot of lard stuffed in his throat. Listening to it gave me goosebumps.
I rubbed my arms and opened the door. Lulu had already put on cotton gloves and helped her second uncle take the chicken cake out of the kitchen.
I hurried to the bathroom, quickly shaved my face, and when I came out, I happily ran to the dining table. Lulu served me a large bowl of hot, fragrant, soft and bouncy chicken cakes.
I was holding the chicken cake, and I felt so beautiful! I could eat something delicious early in the morning. If the fat landlord hadn’t appeared, I would have been even more beautiful.
I held the bowl and brought it to my mouth, and just as I was about to take a sip, the fat landlord's voice suddenly appeared from behind me: "Hey, hey, little girl, you can see ghosts and gods, have you learned to cultivate immortality from your second uncle?"
"Pfft - ah, it's scalding me to death!" He frightened me!
Lulu quickly put down the bowl, walked around from the opposite side and pulled the fat landlord away: "What are you doing! Why are you talking behind others? You scared Nuan Ting! Nuan Ting, are you okay?"
I grimaced, and just wanted to take a small sip, but ended up taking a big sip, which made my throat burn.
The fat landlady’s fat face was a bit disdainful: “Young girl, you have a lot of things to do, why are you so careless?”
I looked at him angrily.
A bunch of garbage bags suddenly came out of the second uncle's room and hit the fat landlord on the head.
"Zhu Bafu! Let me tell you, I have seen people like you a lot. You are nothing more than greedy for magical powers and want to use magical powers to satisfy your greed. Such people will never be able to become immortals. If they study hard, they will only lead to crooked ways and evil spirits.
Have you forgotten the immortal thing so quickly?"
The second uncle walked out angrily.
When the fox fairy was mentioned, the fat landlord's body trembled. The meat on his body was more elastic than chicken cakes. His face turned dark immediately. He pulled his neck and shouted at his second uncle: "Those are two different things! Besides, that fox
The immortal has a grudge against me, but he is not evil!"
"It's all the same! The enemy can still be neutralized, but if it attracts evil spirits, it won't be so easy to drive them away!"
"Don't say it's useless! Just tell me whether you want to teach or not! If you teach, I will give this house to you. If you don't teach, when I find a way, I will make you look good!"
The fat landlady's screams reminded me of the pigs in my house that squealed for food in the middle of the night.
The second uncle's shoulders were heaving with anger. He strode to the door of the room and opened the door with all his strength.
"I am renting this house now and it is my home. If you come here again in the future, I will call the police and tell you that you broke into a private house!"
"Okay, okay!" The fat landlady pointed at his second uncle with a greasy finger. He was so angry that he was trembling. He spit on the ground viciously, "Don't regret it!"
The fat landlord strode away angrily, his big fleshy feet making a thumping sound on the ground.
Lulu swooped over and slammed the door for her second uncle: "Second uncle, don't be angry, because it's not worth it for him to be angry."
The second uncle took a deep breath and touched Lulu's head with a smile: "Let's eat."
"Why!"
When the second uncle said he wanted to eat, he walked back to the bedroom. I stretched my neck and called the second uncle: "Second uncle, let's eat!"
"Yeah." Then the second uncle came out holding the black fur given by Lu Qi.
I was stunned: "Second uncle, why are you holding it? Didn't you say you can't take it out?"
The second uncle pulled up the stool and sat next to Lulu. He took the chicken cake from Lulu and took a big sip: "I couldn't take it before. The second uncle was afraid that some spirits would notice me on the road and cause trouble. Now that I'm home, it's fine. It's just the right time."
There is enough hot water in the restaurant, and I will take the skins to make you a leather coat when your hair is bald."
The second uncle put down the bowl, caressed the fur on it fondly, and smacked his lips: "This is a good thing. The second uncle has only heard that the Nantianmen is guarded by the Pagoda King, and there is a person locked in the tower of the Pagoda King.
The cow and tiger lived in ancient times and later became the caretaker of King Li Tian. This should be the skin of the cow and tiger."
I don’t understand what my second uncle said. A cow is a cow, a tiger is a tiger, what is an cow and a tiger?
I turned around and saw Lulu's equally confused eyes.
Lulu asked: "Second uncle, what is Niuhu?"
The second uncle turned around and said with a smile: "In ancient times, there were many more types of beasts than now. The tiger is the king of beasts, and the cowhide is the hardest. Therefore, the most powerful beasts that can cultivate magical powers are the ox-tiger. This ox-tiger is
The most powerful one among them is that the divine cow and tiger skin can not only ward off swords, but also evil spirits. Ordinary little devils will be scared away when they see this skin."
The second uncle said to me again: "Judge Lu also knows that time is different in heaven and on earth, and he cannot come back. In order to prevent you from falling into another disaster, I found you a shield and took off his skin."
I couldn't help but shudder. If I think about it this way, it was because of me that the gods lost their skin. I felt quite sorry.
My second uncle may have seen what I was thinking from my miserable face. He stroked the fur with one hand and waved with the other: "It is said that cows and tigers have very strong self-healing power. They can regenerate their skin if it is gone."
"ah?"
The second uncle bent down and put the skin into the snakeskin bag at his feet: "Being with Judge Lu is an opportunity. There are countless benefits. Have you considered it?"
I scratched my head and said, "Second uncle, when I said I would consider it before, I was actually lying to Lu Qi."
"Second uncle knows."
"...But this time you almost died, you scared me to death, and I thought..." I was a little embarrassed, feeling that I had gone back on my word, and if others knew about it, why shouldn't they laugh at me to death?
I pursed my lips and dug my slippers with my toes in embarrassment. Forget it, let’s not think about it for now. Even if I want to be Lu Qi’s second horse, I have to wait until he comes back, right?
After dinner, we went to the restaurant to open as usual.
The weather is cold and there are not many people in the morning. Two uncles came to have breakfast this morning.
Construction started on the diamond-shaped building not far away, and there was a lot of noise.
Lulu and I sat at the counter, leaning on our chins, watching my second uncle moving things back and forth and making phone calls.
After a while, several workers came in carrying a large square box: "Boss, where can I put it?"
"Just put it on the ground. I'll install it myself later." The second uncle smiled and took out a few bottles of soda and handed them to the workers.
The workers' eyes, which had been so tired that they were dull, suddenly brightened up and they said no wonder the restaurant was doing well. It turned out that the boss was a nice person, so he said goodbye to his second uncle and left.
I focused all my attention on the big box: "Lulu, what do you think this is?"