Chapter 107 How did he become an ambassador of Tang
The street was crowded with people watching the fun.
The bearded man rode a tall horse, his face full of arrogance, his whip pointed at Changning, and he looked very proud.
Behind, the soldiers of the Tang envoys were standing guard, guarding a large cart.
"Snapped"
A jar of pickles flew from the crowd and hit the bearded man on the head. Black juice mixed with shit-yellow vegetable leaves hung on the bearded man's head.
For a moment, everyone on both sides of the long street was silent.
The smelly pickles filled the bearded nose. When his head shook, the smelly juice flew around, and the shit-yellow vegetable leaves flew around. One piece fell on the horse's mane, looking like a puddle of shit.
"vomit"
The bearded man lay on the horse and vomited.
The taste is so sour and refreshing that I really can't stand it.
The faces of the guards of the Tang Dynasty were filled with confusion. General Wei was attacked. Looking at his miserable appearance, a group of guards had no idea of fighting back. This thing was stained with misfortune.
"Who, who did it?"
The bearded man is going crazy. The people of Han are so shameless. They have the guts to attack with real swords and throw pickles jars secretly. What kind of skill is that?
"You have the guts to throw away the pickle jar, but don't have the guts to admit that all the people in Han are so worthless?"
The bearded man patted the horse's neck, and the horse's crotch was kicked back and forth by him.
Su Lu separated from the crowd, walked up, and looked at the bearded man on the horse with a smile: "Hey, the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty is really strange. When we come to the Han Dynasty, we first hang some vegetable leaves on our heads."
The crowd around burst into laughter.
The bearded man dismounted from his horse, holding a steel knife in his hand, and walked towards Su Lu: "Beating an envoy of the Tang Dynasty is a crime worthy of death. Even if I kill you, the Emperor of Han will not dare to do anything to me."
Chang Ning took a step forward and stopped in front of Su Lu, with a smile on his face. Hehe, shameless bearded man, this time must be miserable.
Su Lu clenched his fists. Just now, in order to throw the pickle jar accurately, Su Lu hung a level 3 scout card on himself. It has not expired yet. He just used this grandson to test the quality of the generals of the Tang Dynasty.
"General Wei, wait a minute."
A crisp sound like an oriole came from the cart behind.
The car door curtain was opened, and a young man in white got out of the car, holding a folding fan in his hand, and walked past the guards.
The bearded man looked respectful: "Sir, this man has insulted me too much. I cannot vent my hatred without killing him."
The young man in white had a handsome face. He ignored the big beard and walked up to Su Lu. He clasped his fists in front of his chest and saluted Su Lu: "But Mr. Su of Beiyang Su Lu is in person?"
Chang Ning glanced at the young man in white with disgust: "Don't try to get close to me, my master is not familiar with you."
The young man in white looked at Chang Ning, smiled, opened the folding fan in his hand, and showed the fan towards Su Lu.
"You are polite, Mr. Su. I am Xie Ruyu, the envoy of the Tang Dynasty. My son's "Morning Trip to Shangshan" has deeply touched my heart. Ruyu's hometown is in Shangshan. Every time I read "Morning Trip to Shangshan", I can think of the bright moon in Maodian in my hometown and think of leaving home.
Early morning on a long journey.”
Su Lu was stunned for a moment. Has my fame spread to the Tang Dynasty? He didn't expect me to be so famous.
"Is your family from Shangshan?"
Su Lu glanced at Chang Ning in surprise and remembered that the Su Ge family belonged to Shangshan. Could it be that Shangshan had been captured by the Tang State?
Chang Ning curled his lips and said, "Shangshan is located in Jiangzhou, and our country and Tang State each have part of it."
Xie Ruyu said politely: "Ruyu has been fond of poetry since she was a child. When she first heard about Shangshan Morning Tour, it was not yet called this name. At that time, Ruyu thought of the oak leaves and orange flowers in Shangshan and the bright moon in Maodian on the outskirts of the city.
"
"I didn't expect that the name was not given by the young master. When I came to the Han Dynasty this time, I heard that the young master had left the authentic record of his early trip to Shangshan. I couldn't help but be happy. I didn't expect to meet the young master here."
"Today I will be the host and invite you to have a few drinks in the red building."
Changning stood coldly between Xie Ruyu and Su Lu, with a foul look on his face.
"My adults don't play with men."
Xie Ruyu was stunned for a moment, looked at Chang Ning, and then looked at Su Lu in confusion.
Su Lu waved his hand: "Now that I'm staying at their house, I have to listen to what they say."
The bearded man behind was furious: "Why are you so unlucky? The poems you write make people feel sad, and the way you behave makes people sad. My master invites you to dinner, but he won't do anything to you. In this way, you go
Let’s eat and I’ll wipe out all my grudges with you.”
As he spoke, the bearded man shook his head, and the vegetable leaves on it shook.
Chang Ning responded tit for tat: "So what if I don't cancel it? How can my master be afraid of you?"
The bearded man chuckled: "Your family is famous for its poetry and prose all over the world, so naturally you are not afraid of me, but your Han monarchs and ministers are afraid of our Tang country, which really annoyed me. I, the Tang Dynasty, sent troops to destroy your Han country."
"General Wei, be careful what you say"
Xie Ruyu glared at the bearded man, then said with a smile like a flower: "Sister, don't be angry, General Wei is from Shangshan like me, and has feelings for Shangshan Zaoxing. He has long wanted to spend time with Mr. Su.
I hope it will be convenient for my sister."
The imperial troops from the patrol camp surrounded them, led by Cao Ziwen, the commander of the patrol camp. When he saw Su Lu, Cao Ziwen waved his hand.
"If you dare to disturb the distinguished guests of the Tang Dynasty, take it down for me."
Chang Ning stood up with his sword drawn, Xie Ruyu closed her folding fan, and moved the steel knife in the bearded hand.
"Let's see who dares."
Cao Ziwen looked confused, what is going on?
Su Lu smashed the Tang Dynasty envoy with a pickle jar and made him smell sour. How come this black man not only didn't hate him, but actually wanted to stand up for him?
There is also this genuine Tang Dynasty envoy Xie Ruyu, who is really sexy.
Chang Ning pointed his sword at Cao Ziwen, "Cao Ziwen, I don't care about the envoys of the Tang Dynasty. You, the commander of a small patrol camp, are doing something arrogant here."
Xie Ruyu looked at Cao Ziwen coldly: "General Cao, who is good at swordsmanship, do you want to provoke a dispute between our country, the Tang Dynasty, and your country, the Han Dynasty?"
The bearded man was even more arrogant. He walked up to Cao Ziwen in three steps and poked Cao Ziwen's chest with his finger: "Take your people and get out. My master is entertaining distinguished guests. If you dare to say a random word again and disturb the distinguished guests, I will let you
nice."
"puff"
A leaf fell from the bearded head and fell on Cao Ziwen's new shoes. The excrement was yellow.
Cao Ziwen's face turned red and white, and he gritted his teeth viciously.
"Walk"
Cao Ziwen led a group of forbidden troops and left in despair. He couldn't understand why Su Lu had become a distinguished guest of the Tang envoy after Su Lu had clearly smashed the grandson's face just now.
When he turned the corner of the long street, Cao Ziwen glanced at Su Lu, and an idea suddenly occurred to him: Since Su Lu was a distinguished guest of the Tang envoy, it would be a good idea to punish him for collaborating with the enemy and treason.
After driving Cao Ziwen away, Xie Ruyu cordially invited Su Lu, but Su Lu couldn't resist and had to follow Xie Ruyu to the Zuihonglou.
The people watching the excitement on the long street looked confused.
"Didn't this lord give a damn to the people of Tang Dynasty? Why are the people of Tang Dynasty so polite to you?"
"The bones of the Tang Dynasty people are so mean. After smashing the jar, it softened. They even apologized. If I have the chance, I will smash it too."
"You guys know nothing. This Master Su is a great poet. People in the Tang Dynasty just admired his poetry."
"Isn't Mr. Su a general? A general can also write poetry?"
"Shangshan Morning Trip was written by Mr. Su. Do you think Mr. Su can write it?"